Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Hey Arnold, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Fairly OddParents, Grim and Evil, Invader Zim, and Shaun of the Dead. "There is a door." There is nowhere Death will not go, no matter how distant and dangerous. In fact the more dangerous it is, the more likely he is to be there already. "Love is a lot like terrorism. You spend the first few weeks terrorising each other. 'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I WANT TO RIP YOUR SPINE OUT SO I CAN MOVE IN!'" Disclaimer: I do not own, nor will I ever, the characters and/or plots of the following: Hey Arnold!, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Fairly OddParents, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Shaun of the Dead or the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I can't afford it. Not do I own a Wii, a PS3 or an XBOX 360. I can't afford those either. After I have finished A Little Understanding, (not long now), I will be submitting myself enitrely to my grown-up British humour muse, starting with a radical assault on Hey Arnold! (The Holiest Cow, which shall be much along the same lines as Half Dead), and then probably move on to an all out ambush on the unsuspecting characters of Harry Potter. I need to write more HP fiction, methinks. |
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