Jellycat and Legs
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Joined 04-10-17, id: 9060687, Profile Updated: 04-10-17

Hi! This is a joint account. I'm Legs-
HEY WHAT UP GUYS, IT'S JELLYCAT! NICE TA MEETCHA!
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and that's Jellycat.

I got into fanfiction a while ago and am yet to escape this black hole of despair. I figured at least if I'm writing fanfic I'll be honing a skill. I also dragged Jellycat into this, kicking and screaming.
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE COOKIES.
You may be wondering about the nicknames. 'Jellycat?' you ask. 'Legs?' you ask. 'Who conceived of such ridiculous pseudonyms?' Well, there is actually a fascinating story behind that which you will never hear.

I gathered from perusing other profiles that I'm supposed to give you a run down of my fandoms, pairings, etc. I tend to be a bit... verbose on this subject, so I'll let Jellycat go first.

RWBY! ALL THE PAIRINGS! (ESPECIALLY BUMBLEBY) JUST LOOK AT THIS SPREADSHEET!
ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM! NAGISAxKAEDE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY
SUPERNATURAL! MEGSTIEL BECAUSE WHY NOT?
BIOSHOCK! NOT REALLY ANY SHIPS THOUGH...
THE MINECRAFT DIARIES! THERE'S LAURMAU AND GARMAU AND AARMAU AND GENMAU AND KATEMAU AND ZANMAU AND EMMAMUR AND DANMAU AND DANTE~CHAN AND -

See? Surprisingly concise. Now, to me...

Naruto: For someone who barely liked the anime and hasn't even looked at the manga, I am shockingly obsessed with Naruto. I have a soft spot for NaruHina (and serious reservations about their canon portrayal) but I'll read basically any pairing as long as there's no incest.

Supernatural: I'm technically not caught up on this, but I haven't really been avoiding spoilers. Again, any pairing that isn't Wincest. I'm a sucker for Outside POV.

Harry Potter: I mainly prefer canon pairings, but not exclusively. However, something about HHr irks me. It's probably my most controversial pairing opinion yet.

Mortal Instruments: I was way into the books for a while (still nursing a fondness for them) and I loathe the TV series with a passion. I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON THIS, OKAY!?

Star Wars: I haven't read much about the Extended Universe, but I like the idea of it nonetheless. Anything that only requires movie-levels of knowledge (and preferably includes time travel) I will be all over. Pretty much canon pairings only here.

Merlin: Arwen, of course. I don't like Merthur (they've always struck me as a brotherly relationship) but I do like Mergana, Merthian and Freylin.

Neither of us can make any solid promises about the reliability of our updates (if we ever even get around to writing any stories). Feel free to pester us into getting off our butts and writing something, but be aware that, contrary to appearances, we do have lives.

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To Change the Galaxy by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman whose friends have gone off the deep end. Padmé is determined to ignore her pregnancy. Anakin looks like he hasn't slept in a month and might be delusional. Even Obi-Wan is acting weird. With the galaxy growing darker by the day, it'll take everything Sabé has to prevent things from falling apart. Or try to, at least. It's not looking good at the moment.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,751 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 117 - Words: 830,290 - Reviews: 11566 - Favs: 11,132 - Follows: 12,843 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Magic and Mayhem by Drag0nst0rm reviews
That pretty much sums up Merlin's life. A series of drabbles and short stories. Don't own, no slash, prompts welcome, and some threads will be continued from my previous story, Merlin Headcanons.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 91,251 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 10/3/2015
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The King's Shadow by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
After a year in Camelot, Merlin has made a great deal of progress in his quest to restore magic to the land. Still, there's a long way to go, and the emergence of dangerous new enemies is not making the journey any shorter. Sequel to The Warlock's Quickening; Book II of The Albion Cycle.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,125 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
Ms Fowl and Mr Short by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Artemis was born a girl, and her father despaired. A girl could never run the family business. At the age of four, she had already begun to prove him wrong. An AU where Artemis was always a girl and Holly was always a boy. A request by ObeliskX.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Juliet B.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,449 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Team Minato's Accidental Intervention by Captainsatire reviews
In which a harebrained scheme to teleport Ichiraku's ramen to the front lines of the Third Shinobi war results Team Minato Kushina and Jiraiya time traveling to intervene in a certain jaded ANBU captain's life. Or: Author wanted Team Minato to meet teen!Kakashi and made up excuses to get it. Angst and humor abound. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Judecca by Adamant reviews
A collection of interconnected drabbles and short stories exploring the extensive cast of Assassination Classroom, and telling the story of their development with a slightly darker twist. I.e. they actually end up killing people. AU starting with manga chapter 163. ToC in the first chapter.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 156 - Words: 315,220 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Nagisa S., 3-E Students, Koro-sensei - Complete
The Warlock's Quickening by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,790 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Complete
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
To Die for the Republic by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 153,318 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,690 - Follows: 7,689 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Four Deadly Secrets by OneirosTheWriter reviews
An AU in a Remnant that expands and extrapolates off of the Remnant of the series, going beyond the glossy cover. A dangerous and experienced Team RWBY make their way in this more world. Character-driven, this story focuses on exploring the characters by extrapolating their traits and attributes from the show. Action, romance, drama and plenty of intrigue. No grim-derp or OOC!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 235,659 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15066 - Favs: 22,143 - Follows: 19,443 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 4,063 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9275 - Favs: 7,250 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
And Beats High Mountain Down by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel. [Teenchesters/season seven]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
To Save the Queen by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,587 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 16,643 - Follows: 15,161 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,514 - Follows: 3,199 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,607 - Follows: 5,339 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Toy Soldier by Roseveare reviews
Roy Mustang and Ed get a lesson in what it means to bring a 12 year old into the military after Edward falls into the hands of terrorists. Gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,294 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete