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Joined 02-27-09, id: 1850584, Profile Updated: 06-13-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

I write Mrs. Remus J. Lupin on my notebooks.

I'm sorry to say I have a condition. I self-proclaim it: "Weasley-Lupin-Tonks-Longbottom-Granger-Potter-squee-syndrome"

Well, its an obsession I learn to live with and even embrace!

Tragic. But hey, my references to Harry Potter aren't that bad? -Crickets-

Well I have other interests:

Sweeney Todd

Harry Potter Movies

David Thewlis, he's my best bud. (But shh, I'm keeping it a secret from him)

Helena Bonham Carter. Squee, Mrs.Lovett AND Bellatrix?!

Alan Rickman, that greasy hair takes talent!

Timothy Spall (What is up with that stick thing, Beadle?)

Kingdom Hearts fuels my cosplay dreams.

Glee because Artie (Kevin McHale) is my favorite person. Ever.

Final Fantasy makes me squee like a fangirl, wait...


Now my thoughts on Harry Potter:

Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasley will dominate the world.

Lupin never died. NEVER DIED I TELL YOU!

Neville married Luna, there is no ROLF.

Fred is a live and kicking and George has all his body parts.

Snape never washes his hair because Lily once said she likes it shiny...


Working on:

Adventuring in Impracticalities

Foggy Faces Brought into Detail

A bunch of Glee one-shots (that I don't have time for D:)


Well, I'm Dino (or Jackie if you must).

~READ READ READ~

I'm not a good writer, it is purely for my enjoyment and, hopefully, yours.

~Now off to my notebook!!~

~READ READ READ READ READ~

~(Plox?)~

Reviewers get a pie, THESE ARE THE WORST PIES IN LONDON!!

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RED AND BLACK by MegaKitty reviews
Sirius Black's daughter is raised by Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 208,201 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
After School Ghost Story by Jordanne reviews
It's Sam Winchester's second year as a member of the Supernatural Club, and although he has no interest in Ghosts and Ghouls, he does have an interest in Gabriel Novak, the Club Chairman and Magician-in-training.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Wild Horses by AdamPascalFan reviews
The promised sequel to I'm Not That Boy. Matt and Kurt have graduated McKinley and face the reality of different colleges. What happens when what's the logical decsion and what your heart wants are two different things?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 102,687 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kurt H., Matt R. - Complete
Palm, meet Forehead by helloclaude reviews
Jesse has a really bad habit of singing at Kurt in airports. Blaine just makes it worse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Relationship Status by angst cupcake reviews
'Kurt Hummel is in a relationship with Sam Evans.' Kurt x Sam
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Just Don't Talk To Me by holidaysfromreality reviews
A break-up can have more behind it than one would normally think.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Take It All Away by doodleswriter357 reviews
Eight year olds Artie and Kurt meet and become friends at a hospital, both struggling with major changes in their lives. Pre-Pilot. Friendship fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Want Him Dead! by Kay12akr reviews
Rosabel Giordano was just another victim caused by the hands of Lord Voldemort, her father. She gets her chance to revenge him when Dumbledore asks her to help Harry bring down Voldemort. However, Rose had no idea what she was getting herself into.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - OC, George W.
I'm On Sunshine, Baby by ArboursGreen reviews
Turns out Tina on Vitamin D is quite a handful. Written for sapphirerubys for the Artina ficathon.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Fun & Games at Grimmauld Place by Gemini-Victoria reviews
Sirius is bored. Tonks is sick of being woken up at all hour by Sirius playing darts. what are they going to do? A secret prank off of course! involving slugs,shirt-stealing and more, you can just picture the chaos read and review! NT/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,033 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B. - Complete
Wheels Meets World by Artemis Rayne reviews
When Tina poses a question about the stability of their relationship, Artie assures her in the only way he knows how: the nerdy way.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Artie Needs Game by Adatrix reviews
Artie's going to need to step up his game if he wants to get Tina. Set during The Power of Madonna and beyond. Artie/Tina with appearances by Quinn and Puck. Should be a 4-5 chapter story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Fireflies by Berytni reviews
The middle of a forest never really stroke me as the most wheelchair accessible place to go as a family, but I guess their hearts were in the right place. Good thing Tina was allowed to come along.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
10 Things by andthenshesaid reviews
10 things you never knew or maybe guessed about 26 Harry Potter characters from Astoria Greengrass to Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Whisper Words of Wisdom by blueink3 reviews
The moments when Will Schuester was at the right place at the right time, a few times he wasn't, and the one time someone was there for him. Will/Everyone
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Will S. - Complete
Double Date Disasters by ArboursGreen reviews
Artie and Tina go on a double date with Finn and Rachel. Artina tries to get some action, Finn is confused, and Rachel is...Rachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
The Question Game by Artemis Rayne reviews
When Artie and Tina decide to play a round of the Questions Game, they learn some interesting things about each other, and it leads to some exciting revelations. Drabble. Artie/Tina fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
All The Reasons by Artemis Rayne reviews
When Tina is feeling down about herself, Artie is determined to find some way to make her feel better and ends up writing a list of all the reasons that he finds her amazing. Oneshot. Artie/Tina fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Artie A., Tina C.] - Complete
Wallflower by Mythal Rising reviews
During the Marauders 7th year at Hogwarts, a girl suddenly makes her way into their lives; What Sirius wants to know is why he never noticed her before. SBOC JPLE Cannon Pairings, AU ending
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,203 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Highlights of A Subtle Nature by the laughing redhead reviews
So, this is my take on how Remus and Dora met in OOTP- and the chaos that ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Finn's No Good, Very Horrible Day by AmethystDreamer reviews
He was sure there were other guys out there who wanted to kiss their very platonic friends senseless. It was just the hormones talking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Marauders by Javiia reviews
Notes passed between the Marauders during their 5th year. Rated for some swearing and minor sexual innuendo's. SBRL or RLSB, not JPLE. Disclaimer on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,665 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
You Want Me To What? by seventhSINwrath reviews
Crack Fic. Slash. Femslash. Threesomes. More-somes. Not to be taken Sirius-ly! ;p. Remus and Sirius ask Harry to do something he doesn't want to do.........warning, may contain pet rocks. Implied Sex. Perverts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Year 2: Gwyn Swann and the Chamber of Secrets by Lady Dawson reviews
Complete. It's the second year for the quartet and the Heir of Slytherin is attacking Muggle-borns. Gwyn finds faces connected with her past as her Seer powers grow ever so stronger . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,931 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Year 1: Gwyn Swann and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lady Dawson reviews
Complete. What if instead of a trio there had been a quartet? How would things turn out differently for our heroes? And would their first year at Hogwarts turn out differently? How would Gwyn Swann's presence change their destinies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by ishandtwofourths reviews
POA-era. Allegations of fraud are made against former professor Gilderoy Lockhart, and Auror Trainee Tonks is assigned the case. It was supposed to be a simple job, but when she meets the new DADA professor, things get a bit more complicated... R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,889 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
That Cake is Mine by locofoco reviews
[one shot] Remus and Tonks battle it out for the last slice of Mollymade chocolate cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Blue Sky by greatestheights reviews
In which Ron and Hermione try to get some alone time in a broom cupboard, Harry and Ginny have the exact same idea, and everyone begins to realize the war is finally over. [RHr with a side of HG, DH spoilers abound]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Soften My Hard Heart Sequel to She must be new by Suni-Dlight reviews
Trinity Michelle Black is her difinetly her mother and father's daughter. Follow her travels after one horrible event changes her life for the times to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ron W., OC - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Stay In This Moment by RandHrfan reviews
Ron loves Hermione, Hermione loves Ron. What happends when she has to wake him up? A must read fanfic! I messed up a word, please look past it. And to all of those who are telling me Hermione's middle name is Jean not Jane blame JK, she changed it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
She Must Be New Right? by Suni-Dlight reviews
You're a simple girl, trying to fit in your seventh year. But what happens when this boy decides to pursue you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Wake Up by greatestheights reviews
Ron Weasley is getting tired of life slapping him in the face, and one rainy morning he finds himself alone at the Burrow with a tearful, irritable Hermione. Arguments, confrontations and confessions ensue. HBP Spoilers, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by greatestheights reviews
What happens when Fred and George tire of Ron and Hermione's ceaseless bickering and decide to do something about it? And what happens when Harry and Ginny get dragged into their master plan? RH, HG,now FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Our Little Secret by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
The trio plus Ginny find a mysterious note and set to work figuring out who the author of it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Well, Harry, Its Like This by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Remus attempts to give Harry "the talk". It doesn't go as well as he'd like it too. Mentions HG and RLNT, and a little Lupin baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Goodnight, Sirius by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Very short, very fluffy, one shot. Remus attempts to calm his crying son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Damn by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Who is Remus taking out on Friday night? Tonks is prepared to do anything to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
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Adventuring in Impracticalities reviews
Ellie Macnair, is a daughter of one of the infamous Death Eaters. When she runs away to pursue her biggest dream, what problems will be overturned? Probably a lot more, now that she's befriended the Weasley twins and fallen for one of them. HBP and on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - OC, George W.
Foggy Faces Brought Into Detail reviews
With the identity of her parents' murderer no longer a mystery, and her father's old friend Sirius Black on the run, what mischief with Willow get into during her second year? PoA, sequel to Never Forgotten, Only Misplaced-which must be read first!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - OC, George W.
The Inspiration That Lasted reviews
Because even Rachel Berry can't deny the one thing Kurt does better than anyone she has ever met. Short KurtxRachel sort of friendship drabble.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Making Everyone Happy reviews
Mr. Schue comes up with a plan to make everyone happy when it is all said and done. My take on what is to become of baby Beth. Spoilers up to 1x20 "Theatricality".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Never forgotten, only misplaced reviews
Willow Noxa Bryden loses her parents and her memory on one fateful night. Slowly, she recovers her memory in pieces, but more mysteries unfold than are solved. Willow struggles through her first year with new friends, a new family, and a new crush.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,179 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - OC, George W. - Complete