Old English Game
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Joined 08-03-17, id: 9556288, Profile Updated: 09-04-19
Author has written 14 stories for Hogan's Heroes.

Previous username was Prolegomenon, except I very quickly regretted it. That's kinda how life goes.

The Old English Game is a breed of chicken that was originally developed for cockfighting, but is now bred mostly for show.

Anyways!

I like writing (which you may have guessed), playing piano, and chickens. Any kind of chicken. Did you know there's a chicken native to Vietnam with giant legs? They're a delicacy down there.

All of my works right now are about Hogan's Heroes, and I have two or three or eighteen longer stories in the making which I plan to get on here after I've either finished them, or the end is in sight.

Also, if anyone wants to use my original characters I would be so incredibly overjoyed.

I have a writing prompts page on instagram :) @creative_writing_prompts_


A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

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Dear Mavis, Are You Bloody Well Kidding Me? by Abracadebra reviews
What happens when Newkirk finds out that his sister has been writing letters to Colonel Hogan-and that the Guv has actually been writing back? Letters from an irritable British corporal happen, that's what. Many thanks for Prolegomenon for inspiring this response with her very funny "To Colonel RE Hogan" story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/13 - P. Newkirk
Mavis' Missives by L. E. Wigman reviews
Letters to and from Mavis Newkirk. Credit for the idea goes to Old English Game and Abracadebra.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 4/15 - P. Newkirk, OC
The Fifth Wheel by Alverrann reviews
A milk shortage and an (hopefully) accidental kidnapping just isn't the best way to start off the day, yet Frankie knows that if he doesn't escape soon, the milk shortage won't matter much anymore. As for the rest of the team, … well. Let's just say that buying milk has dropped to the bottom of their to do list. #givefrankieachance
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Hannibal, BA, Murdock, Frankie - Complete
Our Island by Despo reviews
Daily life of the Unsung Heroes... Not everything is tricking Krauts, swapping chocolate for favours and enjoying French home cooked meals... There is also the part about hard work, rolled up sleeves, dirt, hunger and the wrong end of German machine guns. Short ONESHOT. First in a series.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
Life in Print by InACupFool reviews
The guys express a newbie's views on some apparently very frequent themes in the fanfic world. T for some mild references. I own nothing and no one...just having some fun!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2016
Cover Stories: Wounded by willwrite4fics reviews
Hogan almost panics when a Hero is wounded on one of their early outings to retrieve downed pilots. How can he cover up a gunshot wound so the Germans don't suspect the operation? warning: Blood. If you are akin to LeBeau and faint, it's not my fault.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 11/21/2015 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Honor Among Spies by EJ3 reviews
A one-shot about a night patrol that goes very wrong. Re-posting an old story that I took down a while ago.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
Loopy by Belphegor reviews
What do you do when the worst hour of your life starts all over again? And again? And again? Written for the 2014 Short-Story Speed-Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - A. Carter - Complete
All The Best Rumours Are True by Funky In Fishnet reviews
There's rumors about Amy Allen. They never stop growing. Neither does she.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Amy - Complete
Hogan Plays Chaperone and other lost episodes by Hildegaarde reviews
Episodes that might have been had the show continued...and had the scriptwriters been reading my computer files...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
The Crittendon Chronicles by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The bumbling Brit tells his story...Winner of 2013 PBA for Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra, co-winner for Gold Award for Best Long Comedy, and co-winner of Silver Award for Best Long General Story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,615 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - R. Crittendon - Complete
Oh For Langenscheidt's Sake! by Jinzle reviews
Art For Hogan's Sake from the view point of our favorite Corporal. Just what exactly was he thinking during his time with Hogan in Paris? Read on and find out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - K. Langenscheidt, H. Schultz - Complete
Everyone Deserves a Night Off by Frankie Alton reviews
Usually Hogan gets the girl of the week, but what about the times when that girl happens to be a diehard Nazi? Hochstetter gets lucky, that's what. One-shot, based on the episode "Axis Annie"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
FUBAR by snooky-9093 reviews
Well, what else would I call the sequel to SNAFU? Guess who's back? ...And the men are not thrilled to see them. 2011 PBA winner, Gold: best long general story and Gold: best OC's.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,536 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
SNAFU by snooky-9093 reviews
What happens when one hand doesn't know what the other is doing? 2010 PBA winner: Bronze medal for best general story:
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - R. Hogan - Complete
It's What's For Dinner by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The prisoners learn there are some things even Schultz won't eat.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
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Ginger Tea and Trickery reviews
It's time. Everything - everything - relies on this mission. But Colonel Hogan can make a few minutes to take care of his men.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/19 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk, OC
The Color of Blood reviews
Of all the nights for Schultz to actually bother to load his gun... K for blood
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, H. Schultz, K. Langenscheidt - Complete
Snatches, Snippets, and Other Assorted Pieces reviews
Short pieces based on randomly generated words.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 5/9 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Helga
Frenchman reviews
It's never safe to hang out in dark alleys surrounded by the enemy, especially when you're five feet tall and a foreigner besides. For the 2019 SSSW Challenge... only a little bit late. T for some language.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Wilson - Complete
Dear Dad, Mom is making me write this letter reviews
Prison camp, even one such as Stalag 13, has its dismal days, but thousands of miles away there are people who can make it better.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz, OC
All In A Day's Work reviews
Snapshots of lives of the people at Stalag 13, be they Hogan's hero, backrow prisoner, or any other fellow unlucky enough to get pulled into this mess. Rated T to be on the safe side (Please give me a chance I suck at blurbs)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/4 - J. Kinchloe, K. Langenscheidt, Wilson, OC
Out of Breath reviews
"But then it seemed it was like a loaded spring, because all of a sudden everything deflated and it tore the breath out of Stalag 13." For D-Day's 75th Anniversary and Abracadebra's challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 6/6 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, K. Langenscheidt, Wilson - Complete
The Crittendon Plan reviews
It really doesn't run in the family.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, R. Crittendon, OC - Complete
Mother Dear reviews
Because the women who managed to raise our heroes deserve all the love they can get.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13 - Complete
To Colonel RE Hogan reviews
It was in a fairly straightforward, sort of blunt and cynical manner, and Hogan could easily see why the two were related. Super-short chapters
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/8 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
A Man as Strong as Hercules reviews
This mission, more than any other, he needed to complete. 'T' for language and bloodshed
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19 - J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
Brothers In Arms reviews
Colonel Hogan! He would know. They were involved in… well, Schultz called it "monkey business". Kommandant Klink called it "shenanigans", "tomfoolery", "fishy goings-on", or any like phrase he'd learned from the prisoners. Oskar called it "resistance work" and "the impossible". Because of course it's not a coincidence that Karl Langenscheidt looks exactly like Oskar Danzig.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/25 - R. Hogan, H. Schultz, K. Langenscheidt, O. Danzig - Complete
Easier Masqueraded Than Done reviews
Kinch shook his head, "Carter, if we go in there, they'll kill us!" "Well, they're going to kill them if we don't hurry!"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau - Complete
Sunny Side reviews
Wilson lost a patient. And he walks, and he thinks, and he makes a friend hiding behind the officers' mess. Based off of S2E4 "Operation Briefcase", and introduces a new character.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9 - Wilson, OC - Complete