![]() So like uhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm back? I took a heckin hiatus but I'm back and better than ever!! No writing for me right now but I'll try to do some SYOT stories because they're my guilty pleasure XD Deceased Tributes: District 6: Kyva Ruun, 13- Killed by Cerys, District 2 Female- Bloodbath (Royal Blood: 110th Hunger Games by MRKenn) District 7: Grover Ridley, 18- Killed by Victoria, District 1 Female- Day 3 (Royal Blood: 110th Hunger Games by MRKenn) District 7- Oakley Gunderson, 16- Died of Hypothermia (Royal Blood: 110th Hunger Games by MRKenn) District 11- Soya Chaffer, 17- Killed by Zircon, District 1 Male- Bloodbath (Blow Me Over: 22nd Hunger Games by tracelynn) Victor's Village: Vacant Forever... 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don'thave wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ."Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING."You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway." 19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath. REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! |
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