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Ich bin tot,
doch leb' ich leis'.
Die Augen rot,
die Lippen weiß
Einst war ich ein Mensch,
doch was bin ich jetzt?
Ich bin zudem geworden,
was niemand wirklich schätzt!!

Ich bin das,
was man nicht sehen kann,
aber doch weiss, dass es existiert.

Ich bin das,
wodurch jedem schonmal ein Schrei entrann!!
Ich bin der, der die Angst fabriziert.

Ich bin der Schatten,
der in der Dunkelheit lauert.
Ich bin der Windhauch,
der dich kalt erschauert.

Ich bin das Auge
das dich observiert.
Ich bin die Stimme,
die dich informiert

Ich bin das Monster
In deinem Schrank.

UND DU BIST DER,
DEM ICH MEINE EXISTENZ VERDANK !!

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Waste Of Breath by Kina-chan reviews
::AU:: Sasuke is the lead singer of hit rock band, Okami Yokai. When Naruto and the gang win free tickets to see their next show, what will arise? Eventual NaruSasu, light ZabuSasu, implied OroSasu, past GaaSasu... and one other, but it would kind of be a spoiler, so I won't elaborate. ::See Author's Note::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,127 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/2/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Love Me Not by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Sasuke had no idea that nailing the spot for the writer of G!amor:us Magazine and the Beneath the Stars column would lead into falling for the hottest young actor and model in Japan! sasunaru, kibanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,550 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Disenchanted by JD01 reviews
Being pregnant at 16 sucked. It sucked even more when you were a guy. But what sucked the most was the father being a 22 year-old rich bastard who loathed you with every inch of him. Not that you liked the asshole anyways. SasuNaru. MPreg. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,463 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Redemption by CharmGirl24 reviews
After 2 years of marriage Naruto wants a divorce. He finds out what an unfaithful bastard Sasuke is and he wants out. But Sasuke isn't ready to give up his hold over the blond that easily. AU, OOC, Smut, Yaoi, Mpreg Summary available in Chapter 16 Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,936 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Long Week by Bianca Cai reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's hormones have been acting up a lot more than usual lately. So what happens when the two have to spend one week together? Will they confess their feelings for eachother, or drive themselves crazy instead. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Acousticophobia by Appledagger reviews
AU: Acousticophobia Fear of noise. With highschool, crushes on certain rosy haired females, and a unusual abnormality, Naruto definitely has a lot to deal with. Here's for rooting for the underdog. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Diamond in the Dirt by Nattle the Nettle reviews
NaruSasuNaru, AU. Life's terrible when you're poor, even when you've got the best of drugs, whores and booze to keep you going. When Naruto is employed by Fugaku, he learns that it gets a whole lot worse with Sasuke in the equation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,975 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pheromones by VexedWings reviews
In a world of youkai an 18yr old Sasuke enters into Maturity. The age when one starts Heat cycles. Whats he to do when he is a senior in High School with a mass of fangirls & guys? Worse..a new student with an intoxicating scent & body. SasuNaru. YAOI AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Papa! by may10baby reviews
Sasuke finds an abandoned neko out on the streets and the boy immediately latches onto him as his 'Papa! Who is he? And does he have a brother? Sasunaru, ItaNaru, Kakanaru, etc Tons of fluff. Possible lemon in the later chapters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lost And Found by Anthoinette reviews
Sasuke loses his memories. A whole new Sasuke comes to the light! But which sasuke will last? The adorable new Suke, or the old bastard Uchiha? Either way; Naruto will have to deal with it... Narusasu, a horny Konoha and very uke Sasuke! * On Hold! *
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Desanctification by poke-the-kitty reviews
Naru/sasu. Sasuke interrupts Naruto in an important meeting and gets punished....in his families shrine room. Anal, BDSM, COMPLETE, Humil, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi. Rated LN for Lottsa Nosebleeds, you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Lab of Horrors by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a lonely, but very successful botanist. Watch as one plant turns his life completely around. SASUNARUSASU, Mature Themes. More inside. UPDATE 9/18/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rustic Servitude by ExposedDesires reviews
Christmas draws near and Itachi takes Sasuke out so that he may pick out his present at a place Itachi knows Sasuke will find something he likes. SasuNaru,Abuse,Angst,AU,BDSM,Bond,Ds,Humil,Language,S&M,Slavery,Tort,Violence,WIP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sacrifice by Syciara-Lynx reviews
Sasuke decides to get himself a job, and he finds himself with a certain blonde coworker. Something happens and Sasuke is forced to find out what's wrong with Naruto. Crap Summary. NaruSasu Auish, kinda BDSM, Lemon, YAOI, all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bitter sweet ending by unholynight reviews
Naruto begins highschool and falls for his teacher only hours after starting school. His teacher is non other than Sasuke Uchiha and sparks fly, but Sasuke sees that Naruto hides many things behind those blue eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,650 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neutral by Camunki reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Could I Ever Love You? by XxTaintedxX reviews
Sasuke and Naruto go out in highschool, but Sasuke doesn’t really love him. Sasuke dumps Naruto after he gets what he wants. Later, they meet at the reunion, Sasuke falls hard for the dobe, but Naruto won’t stand for it; Sasuke regrets breaking up with hi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Is Your Worst Fear? by Kamisado reviews
IN PROGRESS!25 One shots, all maleXmale pairings, each one shot is a different pairing and a different fear. Contains lemons, yaoi, BDSM eventually, rape in a couple of them. Each chapter can be read as a standalone fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008
Lessons in True Affection by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is annoying and worse he has a crush on his Danna! So Sasori decideds to do something drastic about it, but what has he gotten himself into, YAOI, Oneshot, PWP, BDSM, abuse, Kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Poisonous Sleeping Beauty by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is addicted to the beautiful deadly poison that is his Danna, Sasori. Sasodei oneshot,HARD yaoi,BDSM,abuse, kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Double Face, Triple Pain by Jiraya Junior reviews
SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru, AU, On Earth, Naruto is a regular high school nerd who is the target of ‘Crown Prince’, Uchiha Sasuke. In Eden, he is a BDSM sex slave of ‘Hell King’, Uchiha Itachi. Which will he choose, physical pain or emotional torture?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Santa's Hunger by Cassandra Incognito reviews
All I want for christmas is some ItachiNaruto naughtyness. Due to my past naughty record, I knew it wasn't happening... so I wrote it myself. Gift Fic for Sara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Hate You by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
Kiba can't seem to get enough of Itachi's abuse and he dosn't understand why. [yaoi, mentions of BDSM, just a drabble]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Itachi U., Kiba I. - Complete
A Tale of A Love by Higure-san reviews
Naruto left long ago on a mission to create his and Sasuke's life but fate had a different plan for them. Now he came back but Sasuke could no longer see and a thin barrier was in between them. Would everything turn back to normal? [AU, SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,367 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Andante, Allegro, Al Fine! by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[AU] SasuNaru. When Naruto buys a ticket to see 'The Battle of the Era', he's not expecting a battle between piano players. However, sticking around to see it pays off in the end... Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete