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Cooking Lesson by
mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Cullens of Hazzard by
shalu reviews
A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 4/26/2009
High Anxiety by
EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unwell by
SocksForDobby reviews
Following the end of the War, Death Eaters are sentenced to lives of servitude. Although Severus was determined not to break, he cracks at the treatment that he endures. After rescuing him from harsh conditions, Harry is left to pick up the pieces, and must grow up far too fast. Slow-paced SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 438,257 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 7/25/2009 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Teddy L.
Tropic of Virgo by
In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,984 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Accidentally Bound by
Laurenke1 reviews
Harry Potter linked his magic with Severus Snape and they have both survived the Final Battle. How will Harry deal with losses, an angry snape and the end of the war while struggling with his new role as Snape's husband? AU warning. Slash Warning. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,627 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Puzzles and Love by
BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Money Filled Freedom by
HunterJumperLuvr reviews
Vernon Dursley is killed in an accident, leaving his debts on Petunias shoulders. So the only solution she sees is to sell Harry at the Infamous Smythes Auction House. Warnings per chapter DM/HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Failure to Thrive by
Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A House In the Mirror by
tailkinker.au reviews
A CollarVerse/CanonVerse crossover. This is a sequel to my earlier story - A House In the Mirror. While Greg is enjoying life as a free person in the canon universe, House wakes up, tied to a bed, in the slave ward of PPTH...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson
Texts From Last Night by
EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked by
Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Chapter 0 JamFilled Jaspers by
tuesdaymidnight reviews
FanFic of Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003. Before Bella moved in next door, Edward spent his nights differently. One weekend Carlisle is out of town, Emmett throws a party. What happens when Edward and Jazz both have a little too much to drink? E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Fade Into You by
RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Your Biggest Fan by
OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Port Angeles Players by
WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by
AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Brother's Best Friend by
jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6122 - Favs: 9,423 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by
mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by
shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
How Can This Be? by
BleedingMascara reviews
“I hate you!” “Ditto!” yeah right… Maria has had enough of Michael being all back and forth with her and has decided to push him away. Michael realizes what he has in Maria and tries to get her back… M/M Angsty with some fluffly romance smut. COMPLETE!
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Michael G., Maria D. - Complete
The Cullen Family Players Present by
Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Their Phoenix by
Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweeping Booty by
Kassiah reviews
Will the help of fairy godmothers Emmett, Jasper, and Jacob be enough to help Bella awaken Sleeping Beauty Edward when the evil Jane causes him to get a paper cut and fall into a deep sleep? My entry for the Trust in Advertising Crackfic Contest. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Story of Us by
heavenly-vixen reviews
This is a Candy Series, starting around half way through Season 3 of the Series and ending far in the future. I wrote this series a long, long time ago and never got around to uploading it here. Rating for a few later chapters.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Maria D., Michael G. - Complete
Deception by
TheFoundersFour reviews
Au/OOC on the eve of Harry's sixteenth birthday he is abducted from the Dursleys by so called Death Eaters. But when he wakes his world is turned upside down when he learns of his true parentage. evil Dumbledore warn slash/child ab. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,850 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by
Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,595 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frost and Fire by
Anne Fourth reviews
This takes place immediately after the end of Frostbite, the second Vampire Academy novel by Richelle Mead. Rose and Dimitri finally get to finish what the lust spell started in Vampire Academy. ;
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008
They'll Be Days Like This by
Cracklin' Rosie reviews
AU/Future Fic: 18 years after "Graduation"; there is no FBI Special Unit and the only problems facing our alien heroes are decisions from the past. Particularly a young, dark-haired boy named Alex who looks strangely similar to a young Max Evans.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Surrender by
SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
Harry is given the chance to end the war as long as he agrees to an unknown favour from Lucius and Severus. He agrees but with Voldemort gone, what has he promised these men? HP/SS/LM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,859 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Where She Belongs by
Brittany2008 reviews
Set in season two. Future Max never shows up, and its the night of the Gomez concert. Max & Liz One-Shot.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Liz P., Max E. - Complete
A Different Course by
Alex's-favorites reviews
Set after Tess takes off on the Granolith. This story is in place of the third season. Maria & Michael didn't sleep together. Liz didn't take Max back. This is my 3rd season. *means thoughts*, stong language & mature situations. Michael/Liz
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,821 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Liz P., Michael G. - Complete