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Some of you may know me on Deviantart, and that I'm a terrible writer. The only reason I signed up here is to keep tabs on some of my favourite stories. And yes, Americans may notice some of my spelling errors, which is not really wrong. (e.g. favourite, neighbourhood, colour etc.) It is the British way of spelling it.

To sum it all up: I'm your average lurker in Fanfiction, so beware...

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The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life. Edited and reposted August 2019
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 1/3/2009
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 347,336 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 6/22/2010
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
Transformers: I'm Crazy, Right?--Rewrite is Transformers: Herald, Host by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Kate has a voice in her head and she's just been transported to the world of Transformers. She can't outrun her troubles, however, for some things hold true between the realities. Her kidnappers are one of them. Adding the Decepticons to the mix just makes things worse. It's enough to drive any girl insane, and she's sure she's already there. (rewritten, see last chapter for info)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,323 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, OC - Complete
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Non-pacific resistance by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Starscream
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
A Human Friend by Fire Redhead reviews
Sequel to "A Pet Squishy". Set in AHM universe. As Earth falls and the human race is crushed beneath Decepticon rule, can Thundercracker and Lana's unique friendship endure?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,768 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Getting to Know You by Vaeru reviews
Oneshots. It takes some getting used to, hanging around mutant ninja turtles. "The VCR blinks 12:00 in a never-ending beat, but the television is off, and April blinks blurrily into the darkness, wondering briefly of where and why."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - April O'Neil - Complete
Deviant by Taipan Kiryu reviews
After making amends with his origins, Thundercracker is forced to deal with long hidden doubts that will lead him to question the Decepticon cause and look for his true identity. The biggest transformations happen inside. Sequel to my fic "Purple rain".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,550 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Despicable Mo…tormaster by Taipan Kiryu reviews
Megatron orders the Stunticons to acquire a pivotal element in his newest plan, namely a four year old human girl. Story inspired by 'Despicable Me', starring the ruthless leader of the Stunticons… and Agnes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Motormaster
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Till all are none by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Megatron comes to the idea of turning his aerial elite into a combiner team. Will Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust be able to put aside their differences and merge into one single giant robot?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,549 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Worth It by ShyLight reviews
"Why are you an Autobot when your simple existence is a contradiction to everything they stand for?" It's hard to convince Sideswipe otherwise when he's already made up his mind about something.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sideswipe, Megatron - Complete
Guardians of Life by Clumsy Peg reviews
Artemis stumbles across a sight that will change her life forever-giant robots. But living with the Autobots isn't always as great as it seems. Ch 17: Lookin' good, Red!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
Wrong Number by PuraJazzBot reviews
While the other Autobots are out fighting a battle, it falls to Jazz to be the lone defender of Metroplex when the City is breached by an unwelcome visitor. For more information, please see the intro within.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Jazz, Metroplex - Complete
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
The Proverbial Thorn by ShyLight reviews
G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Mary, Quite Contrary by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Proof that it is possible for a normal female high school student to come into contact with the Transformers and not fall in love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009
Arctic Banana's Half Aft Christmas Special by Arctic Banana reviews
All Brawl wants for Christmas is a Chocobo. All Barricade wants is to drive everyone crazy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Barricade - Complete
Small Favors by Lnzy1 reviews
[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Wildrider by QoS reviews
When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Wildrider - Complete
Sibling Rivalries by Arctic Banana reviews
Scorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Rhythm And Bots by PuraJazzBot reviews
G1 sequel to Hit It Maestro, Jazz is now out on his own, and with Cybertron on the brink of war it upto him to make it to Iacon before the war catches up to him. But he's not as alone as he thinks he is. Ch 10 now up after a very loooong hiatus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Jazz - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Domestic Liberation by Lnzy1 reviews
Alternate G1. It is suggested by many experts that if you ever find yourself kidnapped or taken hostage, it is always a better choice to cooperate with the assailant to avoid injury, but does this rule apply to alien abductions as well?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,992 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
The End of Heartache by Arctic Banana reviews
Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Scorponok, Blackout - Complete
Hushabye by Arctic Banana reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Outtake by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Crack drabble. Outtake of “Fire in the Sky.” Skyfire has something to show, and he has something to gloat about.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Balderdash by ShyLight reviews
Bluestreak’s big mouth causes a scuffle in the Ark. It also becomes apparent that this is just one of many cases. The solution to this? The quiet game and a bet. This may actually become a problem though. “Talk may be cheap, but it keeps him sane.”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bluestreak
Transformers Collateral Damage by Lnzy1 reviews
The splitting and consquent scattering of a great power scource known only as the Artifact pulls four innocent, and somewhat unwilling, beings into chaos. One of them, a young girl who finds herself the object of interest of the two waring factions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 135,315 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Burying the Hatchet by ShyLight reviews
In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,615 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Purple rain by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
In Which The Allspark Is Absorbed by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Something to remember by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Due to a malfunction in the space bridge, Starscream and Carly are sent to a dangerous and distant planet, where they will have to cooperate with each other in order to survive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Hidden Beauty by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Tracks and Mirage discover just how meaningful Christmas can be when they work to give the children of an orphanage a Merry Christmas. Written for an LJ Community Xmas Challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Official Declarations by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]It's Valentine's Day, but not everyone's out enjoying its many traditions and customs. Some mechs do have to stay in and work, and these are the stories of how four of them spent the day. Written for an LJcomm challenge. TFs are not mine
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Twostroke by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Hit It Maestro by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Meet the creator of one of Generation One's muchloved Autobots and see the events that led to that Autobot's creation... TFs property of HasTak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Snapshots by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]A thousand words can paint a picturebook of memories, just like its done here. PostTFTM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Hope's Angel by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]... When a natural disaster strikes, several Autobots are immediately sent to help with rescue efforts. As Jazz finds out however, its not always easy to stay focused on the task at hand, not when a mission becomes personal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Pen and Sword by MariaShadow reviews
G1, one shot, very short. Prime does some musing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
0700 hours at the Ark by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl has an...interesting day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Future Past by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Short piece, set in distant future on Cybertron. Two youngsters discover a link to the past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2005
Good Samaritans by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Even the nastiest of mechs can be nice
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2005
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/25/2005
A Twisted Act To Follow by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) The Autobots take to the theatre to put on a play for a children's home... Insanity ensues... All Transformers property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2005
Behind Closed Doors by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Jazz and Prowl each look forward to spending some time together...alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2005
Really Bad Eggs by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) After a little teleportation accident, Bluestreak, Prowl and Skywarp find themselves face-to-face with a certain (in)famous pirate... A G1 crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean, and winner of the 2004 Crossover Challenge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2004
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2004