LJ Turk
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Joined 03-01-09, id: 1853344, Profile Updated: 05-17-09

Well I've decided to actually fill-in my little bio-thingy although I doubt anyone will ever read it. I'm not going to write you a long-winded bio that you will more than likely just skim over with faint interest if any interest at all. My name is Lisa. My middle name begins with a J, hence the LJ. The Turk part comes into play because I am a casual fan of Scrubs and Final Fantasy VII fan. At the moment I'm feeling extra cynical and grumpy.

By nature I am a sour person and this often puts people off. Don't expect me to be a happy, squeeing fangirl. As if to go along with my personality I am very interested in the character Dr. Cox and the Shinra employees, both former and current. Expect me to act like I have some sense.

I will give you only the truth according to LJ Turk (which very well may be nescient as I am no literature major but will still accurately represent my views) in any and every review/reply/conversation I have with you. This I swear. No sugar coated fangirl undeserved praises. I hope you'll do the same for me.


Some prefered pairings that greatly increase the chances of me reading your story

Perry Cox/Elliot Reid, Rufus Shinra/Elena, Rufus Shinra/Aerith Gainsborough, Sephiroth/Tifa Lockheart, Rufus Shinra/Scarlet, Zack Fair/Aerith Gainsborough, Cloud Strife/Zack, Lazard Deusericus/Scarlet, Cloud Strife/Reno, Cid Highwind/Shera, Cid Highwind/Tifa Lockheart and Cloud Strife/Tifa Lockheart, Tseng/Aerith Gainsborough, Rude/Tseng, Rufus Shinra/Aerith Gainsborough, Tidus/Paine, Nooj/Paine, Brother/Paine

Some pairings that I'll read but I have no strong standing on

Janitor/Elliot Ried, Reeve Tuesti/Scarlet, Sephiroth/Aerith Gainsborough, Tseng/Rude, Cloud Strife/Aerith Gainsborough, Vincent Valentine/Yuffie Kisaragi, Kadaj/Yuffie Kisaragi, Reeve Tuesti/Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine/Tifa Lockheart, Reno/Tifa Lockheart, Cloud Strife/Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine/Reeve Tuesti, Reno/Elena, Rufus Shinra/Tifa Lockheart, Cloud Strife/Rude, Reno/Rude, Cloud Strife/Yuffie Kisaragi, Baralai/Paine, Gippal/Paine

Some pairings that I stay away from

John Dorian/Elliot Ried, Perry Cox/Carla Espinosa, John Dorian/Carla Espinosa, Perry Cox/John Dorian, Cid Highwind/Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine/Lucrecia Cresent, Rude/Tifa Lockheart, Reeve Tuesti/Shalua Rui, Reno/Aerith Gainsborough, Vincent Valentine/Shalua Rui, Vincent Valentine/Shelke Rui, Nero/Shelke Rui, Vincent Valentine/Shelke Rui


~Led Zeppelin and Van Halen are my soundtrack


Paine from Final Fantasy X-2 is my kindred spirit. Naturally because of this she may be my favorite character.

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Flux by Violet's Veil reviews
Elena and Rufus ShinRa begin an ill-advised relationship. Soon, the world begins to fall apart around them as things fall apart between them. Can Elena handle a relationship with the man who they say has never cried or bled? And what about everything else?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 372,455 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete
Half Blood by NarayanFX reviews
The scandal, secrets and lies intertwined between Lazard Deusericus and Rufus Shinra revealed right before them, leading to and during the events of Crisis Core. Please Read & Review! Be Warned: Major Crisis Core Spoilers. UPDATED & NEW CHAPTER 11.18.17
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Rufus, Lazard D.
Dreams Incarnate by JaydeeGrey reviews
Cloud begins life as a new cadet at the Shinra SOLDIER Academy. Prequel to 'Reduced to Specimens.' More info inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,034 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Unexpected Developments by antra reviews
Did you ever wake up with somebody unexpected?
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Elliot R.
Rebuilding by Milvus reviews
A Rufus/Elena fic. Set post-AC but before DC. Elena returns from her ordeals in the Northern Crater. Rufus meanwhile has an empire to rebuild.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,999 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Rufus, Elena
Etiquette for Thieves by mellish reviews
Yuffie's very careful plan to steal everyone's materia goes horribly awry when a certain member of AVALANCHE catches her in the act. Slight Yuffentine. COMPLETED 10/4/10.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,206 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
My Lapse In Judgment by truly unruly reviews
At thirty-two years old, Elliot Reid decides that it's time to grow up. But maybe having a baby with her boss is not the best way to start...AU, ElliotCox. Complete.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,693 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Elliot R., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Not Wrath Of Gods by Amarissia reviews
As student and teacher, and maybe more, Angeal Hewley and Zack Fair struggle against the many obstacles that threaten to tear them apart.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 212,001 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
40 Stories by Draco's Daughter reviews
40 stories to tell about a stoic gunman and a hyperactive Turk. 40 stories to show their life together and apart. 40 Mixed Challenge off Livejournal, VincentReno, some slashy, some not. Current Theme: L.34 Ever the Same
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - [Vincent V., Reno]
Ever Fallen In Love by MysticSpiritus reviews
Lord Godo loves his politics and what makes for good politics than an arranged marriage? Now, who would make an ideal husband for the White Rose? A certain WRO Commissioner should work out just fine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,571 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Reeve T., Yuffie K. - Complete
Gimme Shelter by storyshark2005 reviews
Two people from opposite emotional extremes collide and the results are...interesting. Perry Cox and Elliot Reid find themselves in a dysfunctional love/hate relationship. One thing's for sure- they're gonna need shelter from the storm.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Elliot R.
Disappointment by Lost and Never Found reviews
Life isn't fair. But that doesn't make the pill of reality any less bitter.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Looking For The Past by SHA260 reviews
NEW DESCRIPTION: Reno goes looking for what he lost in the slums and meets a surprising person there. Are they really that different or do they have more in common than meets the eye? BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
inducement by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
He always had a feeling Jenova would fail him. But she was bloody, blushing, and absolutely beautiful. — SephirothTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sephiroth, Tifa L. - Complete
The 'I' in Identical by NarayanFX reviews
Lazard drabble, reflections and thoughts, enough said XD. References to Rufus. Short, maybe multi-chaptered..maybe not, haven't decided yet. Some Crisis Core Spoliers. Please Read & Review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Rufus, Lazard D. - Complete
Captivation by The-Music-of-hands reviews
In which a semi-drunken Yuffie steals away with the meager leftovers of Reeve’s sanity and innocence, and in a matter of ways, eats them. Reeve-Yuffie
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Reeve T., Yuffie K. - Complete
Stricken by Lensky reviews
Elena watches over Rufus Shinra.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete
Unresolved by Lensky reviews
Rufus Shinra, grieving.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Rufus, Elena
A Little Something by Violet's Veil reviews
One where Elena has one of her first meetings with Rufus Shinra.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete
Untitled by Lassarina Aoibhell reviews
He flusters her. RufusxElena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete
Impossible by MohawkFetish reviews
He’ll pass her, her heart skips a beat, but Elena knows, no matter how far she outstretches her arms, Rufus Shinra will never be attainable.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Elena, Rufus - Complete
Naked by bofoddity reviews
He's not used to Scarlet being so quiet. Reeve and Scarlet, implied sex.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Reeve T., Scarlet - Complete
The Art Of Surrender by Laylah reviews
Elena had the biggest crush on Tseng,but couldn't understand why she was trying to impress her arrogant boss Rufus.One muggy afternoon in the President's office,she finds out why...Rufus&Elena.Suggestive adult themes.R&R.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Rufus, Elena - Complete
Thank You, Sir by Lamento Eroico reviews
“Cherish it,” he whispered with a hint of venom, “and keep it secret.” [1 year before AC][RufusElena][sexual themes][oneshot]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Rufus, Elena - Complete
Caged by Sienna03 reviews
[OneShot] All Elena can see are failures, while Rufus only speaks in possibilities. Written for SapphirexSerpent's challenge: Rufena.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Elena, Rufus - Complete
Illusions by Schemergirl reviews
Oneshot. A blonde, staying late at work to finish paperwork, happens to bump into the young president, and some illusions are finally shattered.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Rufus, Elena - Complete
Blood of the Innocents by Kumoashi reviews
AU. What if Cloud didn't go to Midgar? What if Hojo kept him in the Nibelheim lab, and woke Vincent to keep the blond company? Finished story, R&R! :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 254,435 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
A Night's Paine by Rikku'sBrunetteDouble reviews
Baralai died and there was nothing Paine could do about it. Tidus helps her through this. TidusxPaine. Written with TexasHorseLuver.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Paine, Tidus
The Customer Is Always Right NOT! by TheCalligrapher1 reviews
.ONE SHOT. Dealing with rude customers can be a pain in the ass. Just imagine what could happen with Paine as the waitress and Gippal the cocky customer and Baralai trying to be peacemaker.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Paine, Gippal - Complete