Turtlefoot
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Joined 02-21-09, id: 1845784, Profile Updated: 04-24-11
Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, and Twilight.

Yo, sup. The name is obviously Turtlefoot. Yes, i am a female. I reside in a house in the US of A.

My Pen Name is Orvan Hoolio (Don't listen to Orvon hoolio. She stole it!)

My real name is * *.

I don't care what you think of me and my stories really. My motto is If you don't like the story-don't review it. Because really? i don't need your crap.

I don't flame your stories so you shouldn't flame mine.

I love Global Warming

No, i am not going to post grammar rules like some stuck up snob.

Stay creative and focused, and don't let idiots who write nasty reviews get you down because that doesn't mean you should never write again. Maybe tweak or edit your story.

if a mean reviewer gets all up in your face...either do the right thing and ignore them... or send them a real horrible inbox!

I was reading the book Fang from the Maximum Ride series and i was angered so i decided to put up random things i hate in books.

1. If you kill a character, please let them stay dead.

2. I detest perfect characters or characters who slowly turn perfect

3. Bella Swan.

Now my most hated Main character list.

1. Bella Swan

2. Maximum Ride

2. Percy Jackson

3. Bella Swan

4. Tally Youngblood

5. Brambleclaw

6. Lionblaze

7. Rusty/Firepaw/Fireheart/Firestar

8. Dovepaw

7. Bella Swan

8. Katniss Everdeen

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Artemis's Mistake by Orvon hoolio reviews
Artemis messes up. And guess who takes the fall. You got it. Me. CC welcomed, but I'm not a fan of flames. Then again, who is? Thanks! Completed. Continued in Here We Go Again!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,313 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis - Complete
Demigods In Solitary by VAL-4.0 reviews
Hello. My name is VAL. Welcome to a unique social experiment designed to push eight demigods and one human to their own personal breaking point. Welcome to Solitary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Camp Olympus by Fishpony reviews
The Titans have finally gotten revenge on the gods. They have been banished to…summer camp? Can they survive? Will the goddesses ever get along? Can they survive 10,000 years of camp food and latrines? All gods are teenagers.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Bright Luck by Noctilucous reviews
What does it mean to be alive? To be rich, famous, stunningly gorgeous? To have everything the world has offered you? To be a Hero? I don't think so. A dark and thought-provoking fic, with some controversial thoughts. DISCONTINUED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
FireClan's Secrets by Midnight-Armonia reviews
Discontinued for now - I'm too busy with roleplays.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
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The God of Cowboys: Yeehaw reviews
Percy Jackson is sprung from co-ed jail. Where will his adventure take him? Oat? Sheriff Horse? Trouser Barter?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Complete
Letters from a Coed Jail (Percy and His Wife)
Yikes, Percy's in jail! Coed jail! What fun will ensure when he has to tell his wife he's a demigod? Luckily, she's in coed jail, too!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 185 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Percy J.
Eris's New Groove reviews
Eris has been framed! As a punishment for her "crime" she has been changed into a mortal. But little did the gods know, she retains some of his goddess powers. Thinking she is a demigod, she is taken to Camp Half-Blood. Here, her real trouble starts...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ares, Aphrodite
Hercules's School for SpecialCase Demigods reviews
Zeke, son of Hades, just found out he's being transferred from Camp Half-Blood to a new school in Arizona with all the other children of the Big Three. They're not too happy about it. Can they escape and find the real reason they were sent there? IDK!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hades, Nico A.
Artemis's Most UnWanted reviews
April McThane is not a normal demigod. She is 3/4s god, a celebrity. She enjoys her power until she learns there is a prophecy claiming she is a powerful villain that will soon rule all of the Earth and gods. But she can make the choice-hero? or villain?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Apollo, Artemis
Sweet Dreams or a Beautiful Nightmare? reviews
Dream and Nightmare are two kits who have suffered much. Their mom has died and thier father is an evil tyrant who is bent on taking over the city they live in. Nightmare and Dream escape to the forest when he trys to execute them. What happens next? R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Poems About the Wonders of the Twilight Saga reviews
A collection of poems i made about various things in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
A Dark Change reviews
Dusty Finly was the school nerd. No he was lower than a nerd. He was a nobody. But when he disappears but then mysteriously comes back a new boy, smart charming and hot. 14 year old Fable must find out why and how. Please R&R No Flames only advice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009
TundraClan's Demise reviews
TundraClan is a safe perfect little Clan, free from predetors because of the harsh climate. But now, a new, powerful, deadly enemy threatens the Clan's safty. The outsider, Onyxpaw, must find out what this new threat is and stop it before its to late. R&R
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009