Dainty Disaster
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Joined 09-30-10, id: 2559641, Profile Updated: 01-22-12
Author has written 7 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, and No More Heroes.

Kon'nichiwa! :)

I guess I'll just give you guys a short little intro...?

Name: Phoenix [Yes, that is my real name. xD]

Age: Somewhere between 1 and 1 million :)

Hobbies: Video games, writing, hanging out with my friends...


Some of my favourite quotes:

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."-Hamlet

"Inspiration is for amateurs. The rest of us just show up and get the work done.
If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightning to strike you in the brain,
you're not going to make an awful lot of work."-Chuck Close

"Your mother plays card games in Hell!"-YGOTAS

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality."

“You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there."

"You and I have found that being normal sucks. Because we're freaks.
The advantage of being a freak is that it makes you stronger."-House

"Boy oh boy, the price of freedom is steep..."

"Hey...would you say I became a hero?"

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Full Tilt Divas by Lilac Papillon reviews
There are aliens attacking New York City again. There's a psychotic god on the loose who clearly has some issues to work out. You'd think it was Loki - except it's not Loki, and Loki is wearing Tony Stark's suit, and Loki is just as confused as Tony is right now. Best part? The psychotic god they're fighting has Tony Stark's face. Post-Avengers, semi-AU role reversal
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,569 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Don't try to fix me by Cormyay reviews
Loki falls to Earth without memories and everyone angry and after him, eventual Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Let's Hope They Tip Well by Sarah Kennedy reviews
The Avengers are perhaps the most extraordinary group in existence. What happens when two geniuses, two assassins, one super-soldier and one god try something normal, like staying in a hotel? Sure, they can save the world, but can they save housekeeping from early retirement?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Say That You Love Me by itsapsycholock reviews
Kida confesses his love as only Kida would. Kida/Mikado
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Masaomi K., Mikado R. - Complete
Insomnia by old works reviews
Kurogane can't sleep at night. Clearly, the bed is to blame. Kurofai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Rendezvous by spopococ reviews
Zack x Cloud -Yaoi Warning- A fateful afternoon in Cosmo Canyon leaves Zack meeting a mysterious elder speaking of future events involving a young boy in need of Zack's guidance. Several days later, he is assigned an understudy, and the prophecy begins.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,187 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Sin by three-is-enough reviews
Ren/Ichi; Ichigo's POV. Renji is the epitome of sin. Yes it is yaoi, and to be avoided if you do not like that sort of thing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Parasites by Mr.CuriosityBunny reviews
[AkuRoku Angst] That was simple. When I was your age.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What Should Never Hurt You by Vermillion Lies reviews
Cloud likes Leon who wants Rinoa. Leon's oblivious to Sora who's glued to Riku. Roxas doesn't want to admit things, but Axel does. Larxene and Namine just wanna have fun. Demyx just likes messing with Zexion's head. Rated for mature themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,667 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Definition by pir8fancier reviews
Harry can't spell, Draco can't lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
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A Twist of Lime: Candy Coated For Your Pleasure reviews
Women fall with ease for the otaku that is Travis Touchdown...so perhaps he needs someone to bring him down a notch. Rated T for saucy adult language.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Travis T. - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
A French transfer student moves to Karakura Town, causing one Ichigo Kurosaki much un-needed grief and annoyance. Rating may go up later, so be forewarned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Ichigo K.
Misconceptions: The Fatal Final Fantasy Flaws reviews
The boys of Final Fantasy are sick and tired of people speaking or writing about them in a way that defames their characters . Includes the likes of Reno, Cloud, Zack, and more! Rated M for dirty mouths
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012
Cemetery reviews
There's no one who imagines like you... So convinced there's somewhere that we go to... Cloud POV
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Marrying Your Best Friend reviews
Wherein Roxas presents an idea that has Axel thinking...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Desu Desu Cosplay! reviews
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra get stuck in an unfortunate circumstance: an anime convention. Rated M for Grimmy's dirty mouth
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Utsukushii Reddo
The story of a Turk...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Reno - Complete