Taua
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Joined 02-23-09, id: 1846369, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello dear users out there!

Ah, well, I have the profile for... - half a year? - and decided to finally start working here. My English, as anyone can see, is not good at all. Therefore I sucessfully pushed aside the fact to work with this page - everything in pure, topic-depending English XD

I just hope I'll be able to handle this side, somehow.

At this poit, some information about me:

Birthday: February 9th, 1991 (means whole 18 years xD lol)

Gender: Female. And yes, I am able to use electronic things, I'm just bad in English x)

Location: Bavaria, Germany (Beware of Germish xDDD)

Hobbies: Quite a few. Most of all writing and reading ffs, then comes playing videogames, trying to tease my cat while he is actually teasing me, sleeeeping... ... ...


- Like:

Naaaaruto. The anime which brought me to yaoi

SasukeXNaruto, or NarutoXSasuke, or NarutoXSasukeXNaruto, or ... But other pairings are fine, too! As long as it's good stuff, I'm happy with that.

N-yaoi (short for Naruto-yaoi) in every possible way.

Anime in general, though there are only a few I actually like. My first one, by the way, was - between the dayly ration of Maja and Heidi three times a day in two languages (those were the only ones my grandmother allowed me to watch) - Lady Oscar.

Blue. I love blue. And dark colours.

Weekends. On Monday morning I'm already wishing it would be Friday again... ... ...

The dramas on a special, German side for fanfictions. They light up my dark day xDDD

And so on. If you have some certain things you would like to hear my opinion, feel free to ask :D

- Dislike:

The very smart ex-classmates I had. Really, those people are so stupid I wonder how their skulls don't break under the pressure from the vakuum inside. Seriously.

Rabbit-fur. I have two, and I love rabbits, but I'm alergic to their fur TT.TT sniff

Commets like "OMG how kawaaaaiiii I cant wait for them to fck xDDD sweaaaaaaaat XDDDD". I still believe there are people out there in the world who want to improve and don't harass you when you write some critique.

Lack of will to improve in writing. Anyone as born as an expert and if ones don't want to improve than don't beg for comments

The fact German kids (around 12 to 14 years) are reading porn all day and night. Guys, go elsewhere - no pointless, mindless sex from me

And so on. The same as with like, so feel free to ask whatever you like~


If you have mistakes in your stories - don't worry! Because:

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language on the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As a part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will male words like fotograf 20 shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptance on the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will exkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl of difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finaly kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

From my English-teacher and his funny friends

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Closest to Heaven by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto starts working in a institution for ‘broken’ named Tengoku, even he soon thinks he's out of his mind - especially when he meets a seemingly mute patient named Sasuke, who threatens to drive him straight into insanity. AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,145 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blind Spots by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto ends up getting beaten up yet again, his foster father Iruka decided the teen needs a break and sends him to stay with an old 'friend' Kakashi. What happens when Naruto meets Kakashi’s blind foster son Sasuke? AU YAOI NaruSasu, past KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,963 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Pray for your soul reviews
Naruto, married father of three children, remembers about the person he loved the most: Sasuke Uchiha. That man managed to change his whole life within a few days. But when he met the raven for the first time he had not the slightest idea 'what' he was...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,768 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto One Shots reviews
In this story, every chapter is a separated, individual OneShot. Rating is Mature, but on top of every chap is an extra rating just for the current OS. Genre will be different, too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.