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Liquid Erotica by Tempest E. Dashon reviews
After several failed attempts to find a Mr. Right Now at this point, Hermione decides to try a very popular product that the Weasley twins are selling. What she doesn't know is that her particular request has some very unexpected side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Last Time by LadyKenz347 reviews
Never the last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Anger Management 101 by MrsRen reviews
Charlie has always gotten into fights and Hermione has always patched him up, but...things haven't always been like this. Between a ridiculous rule Ron is trying to implement, and a slew of Weasleys hiding out in her flat, Hermione wonders if they're ever going to figure things out. [MUGGLE AU.] [COMPLETE.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/9 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] - Complete
A Welcome Distraction by KingfisherGreenMystery reviews
I'm distracted. I can see you watching me from across the room, feel your presence. It's hard not to. I wonder if I distract you as much?Are you distracted Severus? Will Severus prove to be a welcome distraction for Hermione? Will Severus allow himself to be distracted? One shot romance/angst appropriately M rated, established Hermione-Severus relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/27 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Master Mine Book 2: A Lesson in Love by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
Now that her contract with Lucius Malfoy has come to a close, Hermione is free to offer her submission to Severus, and in so doing, take her relationship with him to the next level. She finally has what she has wanted from the beginning. Or does she? Will unforeseen obstacles cause her path to change? Book 2 of 3 in the Master Mine Series. HG/SS, HG/LM, HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,124 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/16 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Sit by FoxieTheFox reviews
A drunken Harry accidentally lends a helping hand to Severus and Hermione while the couple are getting frisky. SSxHG plus HP. Mature, Drunk Smut with plot. May post alternate endings if asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vita Nexus by AmiReves reviews
Out of desperation, Hermione bounded the two Slytherin heroes with her to save their lives. Can they ever become true bond mates and help her move on from the past? Hermione x Severus x Lucius. Post-War one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30 - [Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
Compulsion by msmerlin13 reviews
Her mind strayed to thoughts of him since returning to Hogwarts. Ever present, haunting her dreams. Shamless Smut. Porn with Plot (Minor). One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/5 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Unaccaptable Sexual Harassments in the Workplace by Lostyourmind reviews
Severus Snape wasn't aware of how dirty Miss Granger could really get, it took him about three years to find out that she wasn't the prude he always assumed, and it only took him one day to find out that Miss Granger loved to talk about pretty genitals and other inappropriate things. Totally random and totally out of character, just for fun! Adult readers only! (SS/HG).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/26 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Emotional Echoes by Herochick007 reviews
A Soulmate AU where soulmates can feel echoes of their soulmate's emotions. Hermione's soulmate feels only hatred and regret, can she help show him something more? Mentions of canon death, and some semi-sexual situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/24 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Delightful by alyssarey reviews
'Shhh, kitten…' He hissed, letting his hand go down her body, using his finger to trace down the valley between her perky breasts. Hermione held her breath, feeling her whole body stiffen due to the contact of his fingertips with her heated skin and soon, he started to undo the buttons of her shirt, one by one, seductively. 'Don't talk, just feel…' Shameless smut/OoTP compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/5 - [Hermione G., Lucius M., Severus S.] - Complete
More Than She Bargained For by onecelestialbeing reviews
Snape is extremely drunk and manages to surprise Hermione Granger when he finds her snooping around in his rooms. Written for MyWitch based off one of my favourite pieces of her art, titled "Wait -what!" found on Ao3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/24 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Day, a Little Death by lovesbitca8 reviews
It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,214 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Inclement Weather by Lettuce reviews
After a series of unremarkable run-ins with her former Potions master, Hermione invites him into her home, but to what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Shifts by LumosLyra reviews
After a particularly nasty fight with Ron, Hermione ends up shacking up with the three returning eighth year Slytherins where she finds herself inexplicably tangled up in the affections of two wizards. "Theo grasped Draco's hand as the two of them watched her closely before Draco spoke to her in a calm, gentle voice. "You live with us now, Granger. Do you understand?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/7/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.] - Complete
The Eagle's Nest by HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but it is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron, how will she cope? [AU/Dramione] Prevalent alchemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 306,322 - Reviews: 5298 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 4,447 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Leverage: A Christmas Tale by Fragilereality reviews
"Come now, did you really think I was going to pay over a million Galleons just for one kiss? I think you overvalue yourself, Miss Granger. They may refer to you as the Princess of Gryffindor, but you must know you are not an actual princess." An accurate depiction of what would most definitely happen should Lucius and Hermione be trapped under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/21/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Quartet by Oracle Obscured reviews
An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. SS/LM/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,712 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Master Mine Book 1: A Lesson in Submission by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG, LM-HG, DM-HG, CW-HG, light OC-HG. Other OC's involved as friends. Longer synopsis in first chapter. Book 1/3. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 287,173 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Primae Noctis by Fragilereality reviews
Hermione and Draco plan to thwart the Marriage Incentivisation Programme by getting hitched. It seems like the perfect solution until Lucius shows up on their wedding day with a bottle of champagne and some very disturbing news. Shameless smut, fluff and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,820 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 10/30/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The Weasley Pack by Mrs.Marauders reviews
In order to save her, Bill and his brothers had to mate her. Hermione joins Bill, Charlie and the twins in a pack bond, the only way she can avoid the death eaters clutches. Things are never that easy, especially Fenrir on the loose looking for revenge. Bill/Hermione/Charlie/Twins. No incest. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,322 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Hermione G., George W., Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
Five Dates by smithandbarrowman reviews
Five Dates, that's what she offered. Five chances for him to prove himself. Five chances for her to fall even deeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,706 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 7/23/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,931 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cigarette Daydreams by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione was excited to meet her new downstairs neighbor, until he turns out to be an ex-convict intent on wooing her! Finding herself more exasperated than not, how can this former tough guy hope to break the ice? Modern AU. Rabastan x Hermione. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,358 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 7/30/2018 - [Rabastan L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Midnight Tasting by crochetaway reviews
An encounter with Lucius Malfoy during the war leaves Hermione wanting more. When Lucius tracks her down after the war, Hermione is surprised to find he wants more. And just what is going on with Severus Snape? A story with more lemons than plot. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,287 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M., Severus S.] - Complete
Pick by Eltanin Rose reviews
All Hermione wanted was a night of fun. Instead she got a rock star. No magic, all Muggle. Modern era. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,755 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Snape-Sitting by the.ravenclaw.woods reviews
It's a bit weird, at first, to live with your former potions professor, especially since you're now nearly his age. And it gets weirder when you realize how bloody sexy he is. -A short, sweet fic with a couple of lemons. You Sevmione OTP folk do not disappoint. This one's for you.- Five Parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 8/14/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sunday Kind Of Love by Ms. Anthrop reviews
Severus Snape has always dreamt of the impossible: a Sunday kind of love. When a DMLE raid goes terribly wrong, can something good come from the ashes? An expanded and edited version of the story written for the 2018 round of the SSHG Prompt Fest on Live Journal. Contains adult language and situations, as well as mild violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Rose W. - Complete
The Potions Master's Mistake by LouiseHilton reviews
A conversation in the staffroom leads Severus Snape to try to understand his students more, but he learns a secret that he wishes he had never known.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 6/11/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Masterchef by Fragilereality reviews
Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,553 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete
The Right Thing To Do by lovesbitca8 reviews
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,287 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seven in Seven by the.ravenclaw.woods reviews
Hermione Granger is bloody sick of having the most pathetic love life of everyone she knows. After reaching the grand old age of thirty, she decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Enter Charlie Weasley, who's about to have one of the most surprising- and sexiest- weeks of his life. -Five parts! Lemons galore!-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Another Bloody Birthday by the.ravenclaw.woods reviews
Hermione Granger hasn't seen Charlie Weasley in nearly two years. When she runs into him at Albus's birthday party, it would seem that Charlie finally sees her as... well, a *woman.* -A short and sweet romance. No Ron-bashing. My favorite sort of FF.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,429 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Charlie W. - Complete
Last Christmas by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE-SHOT* There's nothing like getting the family together for Christmas, but this year Hermione is nervous. Nervous to see Charlie Weasley, that is. It's been a year since she last saw him and she's not at all sure she's ready for what might happen when she lays eyes on him again. Especially after what happened last Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 233 - Published: 1/6/2018 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Proximate by In Dreams reviews
Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. Winner of best Healer!Hermione in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,722 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N., Astoria G. - Complete
The Catfish by Miss Dasti reviews
Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,077 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Stopover by NeverNik reviews
Airline pilot Captain Malfoy bumps into lawyer Hermione Granger in a hotel. They don't leave. Dramione, PWP, smut, NON-MAGIC. So many lemons I can't possibly count them all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 7/17/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Accidentally Bound by crochetaway reviews
Hermione Granger is kidnapped and used in a ceremony to bring back the Dark Lord and his inner circle. Instead of dying in the ceremony, she ends up soul-bound to several dark wizards. Poly-fic. Rabastan Lestrange. Rodolphus Lestrange. Thorfinn Rowle. Antonin Dolohov. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,584 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Treacherous Affairs by NeverNik reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes. 2019 updated version. Treacherous Affairs Part 2 out now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,325 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Little Green Dress by VinoAmore reviews
when Hermione is out for a girls night and accidentally gets left behind by her friends, she runs into three impeccably dressed Wizards who are quite taken with her. Fluff, Humor, Romance I own nothing. This world belongs to JK Rowling. She just invites us to play in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/3/2017 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Portrait by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Hermione had never been impulsive so she didn't know what had possessed her to buy the portrait that looked just like Draco Malfoy. Nevermind the fact that the very same man from the portrait started starring in her dreams every night or that she started to feel something for the man she encountered. Is it all her imagination or is there something much more sinister going on? EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sense and Insensibility by DesertC reviews
Hermione is afflicted by a curse. Her hyper-attuned senses mean that the entire world overwhelms her. She returns to Hogwarts in the hope that it can be the haven she needs. But she finds that it provides far more than she ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Coitus Interruptus by justcourbeau reviews
In which Hermione is presented with an opportunity to try something outside her comfort zone. [PWP, EWE, Geomione, light BDSM themes]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Hermione G., George W., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Casting the Stake by LJ Summers reviews
Written with the knowledge and consent of glitterally, author of The Bespoke Witch, this is a TBW AU. At the behest of their family Covenant, the Weasley sons Cast a Marriage Stake for Hermione Granger - but which of the brothers would she want to marry? New Cover art by Calebski! Polyandric themes, drama. HG/BW/CW/FW/GW/PW **Please read the Author's Notes!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,343 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Hermione G., Bill W., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
Play Cissy For Me by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the slippery Mr Lucius Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex! *WON* 'Mischief Managed' (Best Recently-Completed Story) 2017 Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards. Also nominated for Best Smut & Witty Witch categories!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,934 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Happily Divorced by writerspassion18 reviews
A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,558 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Backwards by Fragilereality reviews
Hermione Granger, War Hero, Princess of Gryffindor, Order of Merlin first class longs to add Minster of Magic to her list of titles. Unfortunately her ongoing affair with ex-death eater and acquitted war criminal turned PR agent Lucius Malfoy might make the task even more challenging. Rated M for graphic sex and gratuitous swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,067 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
In Secret by sugar-quill-93 reviews
[AN: Thank you all for the lovely reviews! I'm running out of places for our OTP to fuck, so if you have any requests please let me know!] Hermione and Draco keep finding themselves in secret corners of Hogwarts castle. Good ol' Dramione Smut. Started out as a one-shot, but I'm adding more chapters. Please leave a review and a request!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Way Home by Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
No Greater Love by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,082 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Draco M., Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Hour of Snape by DesertC reviews
Hermione Granger has paid for an hour alone with a Severus Snape look-alike. At least she thinks she has. Mature readers only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Aftermath by CJRed reviews
Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger have something in common. They both are broken. A chance meeting in London sets them on a course to become friends, and maybe even discover a love that time will stand still for. Ignores Epilogue. Five years post War. Theodore/Hermione; Ginny/Harry with Draco Malfoy as comic relief. Fluff and Lemons. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,005 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M. - Complete
The Quickening by DesertC reviews
In this battle of wills and intellects, neither Severus Snape nor Hermione Granger is willing to give an inch. The result is a fiery feud that threatens to undo them both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,342 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Scars We Carry by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Memory Charmed Hermione. EWE format. Past and Present collide when Hermione wakes up in a bed she doesn't remember, to a family she can't recall and a man she's supposed to hate. But what is hiding in their past and has it come back to haunt them? As Hermione works to regain her memories she also has to deal with the consequences of her past and the life she made with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,860 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Go Away by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione knows that Lucius Malfoy can't love her, but she is still caught up in an affair with him. She examines their year long relationship, wondering how she found herself in this predicament, after trying to break it off once and for all. A story of how they came together, and what happens when they part. Post-war. EWE. Lucius/Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,889 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Too Close for Comfort by kci47 reviews
Hermione has tried every last tactic to avoid noticing Professor Snape's voice, all to no avail. So when she finds herself in close quarters with the man, she has to convince him to remain silent. / Response to SSHG SmutFest on livejournal. Warnings within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Head Games by MissFantastic reviews
Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,222 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Stone by I M Sterling reviews
Hermione Granger is back for her eighth year at Hogwarts. She's having a bit of trouble in the bedroom with her clueless boyfriend Ron. She uses a charmed stone to help and it falls into unintended hands with interesting results. (Rated M for Smut, Language, etc...) A birthday gift for Dragoon811! SS/HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Prodigal Witch by MissFantastic reviews
Hermione Granger returns to England after years away. Things have changed back home, but so has she; though Hermione doesn't know just how much. No one ever said change was easy and in her case it is downright dangerous, but she wouldn't be alone. Not only do drastic changes affect Hermione's life and magic, but she will also end up bound for life to another. Hermione/Multiples
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,788 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Lady Malfoy by MissFantastic reviews
To finally end the war, Hermione must agree to a marriage with the other side. Being engaged to marry one Malfoy would be stress enough, but Hermione finds herself outnumbered by Malfoys two to one! While she tries to navigate her new relationship, not everyone is happy with the situation. Hermione/Draco/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 207,438 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by writerspassion18 reviews
Marriage proposal accepted? Check. Marriage license applied for? Check. Divorce from your first husband filed? Not exactly...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Old friends can break your heart by Antjex3 reviews
Hermione and Ron have another argument when he says things he can't take back. Hermione searches for new friends. Maybe she finds more then she was searching for. AU;OOC;Lemons in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
I'll Hold My Breath by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione is reading a romance novel, and is embarrassed to let anyone else see what she's reading. Unfortunately, Remus's curiosity gets the better of him. When they both touch the book, they get sucked into it's pages, forced to live through the plot. Remus/Hermione. Post War, EWE, AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dear Mr Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
You know those drunk texts you send and regret the next day? Hermione does that, except hers is really long and a howler, not an angry one, but let's just say it has a very clear message. Very mature content. Lucius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Be Together by Nautical Paramour reviews
The Death Eaters, in control of the ministry, create a marriage law with the sole intention of separating Hermione from Harry and Ron. Hermione must learn to deal with her new husband, Rabastan Lestrange. The Death Eaters didn't anticipate how persuasive Hermione can be. Rabastan/Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,832 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 12/16/2015 - [Rabastan L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bruises by champagne for the pain reviews
Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brilliant Magic by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,754 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
Letting Sleeping Dragons Lie by MissJJD reviews
The decision to go back to Hogwarts, hadn't been an easy one to make. She'd thought long & hard before concluding that even without Harry & Ron, returning to her former school to finish her exams was indeed the right thing to do...wasn't it? Encountering Lucius Malfoy & striking a deal with Draco might change that. Lucius & Hermione Fic & Snape didn't die..hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,836 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3792 - Favs: 6,919 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Luck of the Otter by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU: Severus Snape survived the Second Wizarding War only to have someone try to curse him to death shortly afterwards. Enter one Hermione Granger to take the curse for him, and now he has a small furry problem following him around. (Ottermione Story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Him? Really? by nameornoname reviews
Hermione accidentally hit him with a rock. Adrian was all too amused to feel angry about it. Now that he was quite literally struck by her, he wanted to know more about her. HG/AP EWE AU Lemons Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,331 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Adrian P.] George W., Pansy P. - Complete
Rest My Chemistry by Nautical Paramour reviews
Severus is working on a very lucrative potion. Unfortunately, he has an accident and his cauldron explodes, leaving him suffering the effects. He finds himself not only looking twenty again..but feeling the hormones too! EWE, Severus/Hermione. Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,941 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The White Peacock by Bambu reviews
For some, a paradigm shift takes a fraction of a second. For Lucius Malfoy, that fraction of a second is three decades in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,210 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Suitable Arrangement by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Friends with benefits? Our understanding." Hermione caught her fingers in her tangled hair and frowned. "No. That sounds complicated. Our… suitable arrangement? How about that?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
How Fred and George Finally Put a Ring On It by renata regina reviews
Hermione isn't quite ready to take the next step but Fred and George are persuasive. PWP, MA, AU, Non-canon compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Unexpected Outcomes by articcat621 reviews
Hermione moves into Grimmauld Place to help Sirius and Severus with their housework. However, all isn't as it seems and one night of drunken revelations changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Longest Distance Between Two Places by RZZMG reviews
Time is immutable... but filled with magical possibilities. Hermione Granger discovers this truth after an accident in the Dept. of Mysteries leads to a series of bizarre, random encounters with a handsome young man donning Slytherin colours. -"I never believed in fate until I met you."- Time-travel/star-cross love fic. Drama/Romance/Angst. 2013 Hermione-Smut Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,244 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Partnership by Brightki reviews
Hermione is approached by two former Dark wizards with a special project and she finds her whole world turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
Saved by Fate (and Pure Dumb Luck) by magalena reviews
While on the hunt for rare and unusual books for her shop, Hermione stumbles upon someone who has been missing from the wizarding world for five years. Can the stranger really be Lucius Malfoy? The answer is yes, and her life will never be the same. This story was written for the 2014 Lucius Big Bang Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,114 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by SweetTale4u reviews
**Winner Best Romance 2014 LJ SSHG Fan Fic Awards** My Entry into the 2014 Live Journal Hermione Smut Fest. Severus Snape is fed up with reports that he is somehow planning/plotting to be the next Dark Lord. Thanks to a comment by Lucius he decides to seek out Hermione Granger and proposition her in exchange for helping her cause. Hermione in turn has other ideas in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revelations by DragonHeartStringCore reviews
Hermione is set a difficult but intriguing case at her job at the Ministry, leading her to discover things about herself, the future of the wizarding world and a man she never thought she'd have to see again. Set post DH and is mostly canon apart from Snape being alive. Epilogue mostly ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,042 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Know It All by SweetTale4u reviews
Voted 'Best Romance' 3rd Place Winner in the Snape x Hermione Category of the HP FanFic Fan Poll Awards Fall-Winter 2014 Round Summary:He underestimates her again...smutty one shot. MATURE READERS ONLY. HERMIONE IS OF AGE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Choice by Laurielove reviews
At night, when our desires are released, the truth is revealed. Hermione wants more than she's getting in life, but what, and who, will it take to make her realise? Four chapters of mature content. HG/various men.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Entwined In Their Arms by articcat621 reviews
After Hermione stumbles upon an unexpected scene in her bedroom, she heads to the Leaky Cauldron to drown her sorrows. There, she meets two men that change her life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Fun on the Knight Bus by StrongHermione reviews
An isle-wide Anti-Apparition ward has been put into effect. How is the stranded witch or wizard able to get about? The Knight Bus of course. Much to the displeasure of Lucius Malfoy, he too has had to call the Purple Bus of Hell to his aid. How does one survive the ignominy of having to ride cattle class? Perhaps his seat-mate might provide a distraction. EWE? AU, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Wizard in the Basement, Witch with the Key by wendymarlowe reviews
The war is over, and Hermione claims her potions master as a spoil of war - and to save him from Azkaban. He's still a prisoner awaiting trial, though, even if he is bound in the house Hermione, Ron, and Harry share instead of the wizard prison. The Ministry fits him with an anti-magic collar, leaving Hermione to hold the end of his (only somewhat metaphorical) chain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The One Week at the End of March by Reetinkerbell reviews
Veela Draco enters into a state of breeding frenzy one week each Spring. DracoxHermione, written for dramionelove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Remember Me Like I Remember You by OogieBoogie reviews
It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Ain't Gonna Taste No Other Gonna Make You a Lover by Beautyofit reviews
Hermione begins to question if there's something wrong with her. Fred shows her there definitely isn't. Set after the war (Fred is obviously not dead). Fair warning; this contains explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Wizard Gets His Share by CRMediaGal reviews
A virgin Severus and an instructive Hermione make for an interesting first experience. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cure by ArabellaFaith reviews
Hermione is under a evil curse, and there is only one man who can help her- the reluctant Severus Snape. Can he find her cure and save her? Will it bring them together, or tear him apart? Smut, language, and mentions of non con. Mature readers please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,812 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Unfinished Veritaserum by KuraraOkumura reviews
When Hermione gets called to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes by the twins, she has no idea what she's putting herself into... Oneshot of the twins and of Hermione, threesome, don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Hermione G., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Providing Pleasure by dragoon811 reviews
An MA one-shot featuring our favorite couple. 'His wife flushed. "I- I need..." "Ah." He swiftly marked his place and set the book down next to his chair, glasses atop the cover. "Come."'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/4/2012 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Playing with oil by onecelestialbeing reviews
Because we all love a jealous Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Arrangement by Laurielove reviews
When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Against the Wall with Sirius Black by Laurielove reviews
Hermione finds herself in an intriguing position. HG/SB. One-shot. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Unbidden by camnz reviews
Lucius Malfoy had the perfect life until she came with her ready smiles and stomach churning friendliness,and destroyed everything. Time travel fic, ignores Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,594 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
From Law to Love by AJlove reviews
Written for the 2010 GE Marriage Law Challenge! Hermione Granger is happily engaged to Ron Weasley when a Ministry Edict forces them apart. AU, BDSM, Lemons, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
In the Open by aviddaydreamer reviews
Sequel to "In Disguise." The war is over, and Hermione has to find the Malfoys and share the good news. Harry is worried, Narcissa is meddlesome, and Lucius still moves without making a sound. Deep breaths, Hermione. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Disguise by aviddaydreamer reviews
Hermione helps the Malfoys go into hiding during her 6th year, but has she taken on more than she can handle? Lucius has some thoughts on the subject. LM/HG Rated M for smuttiness-for the sake of smuttiness, no less.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
What would you wish for? by Laurielove reviews
It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Poker Night by angelically-devilish reviews
Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Marcus Adventure by Bunnyhops reviews
Adrian snorted, "We aren't giving you any more information Granger. Just be ready… and when I say be ready I mean little-black-dress-ready on Friday at 7." They left... A blind date, UGH! she thought biting her lip... she needed to go shopping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,366 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Marcus F., Hermione G. - Complete
To Relieve Boredom by Laurielove reviews
Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Hermione G., Abraxas M. - Complete
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantasies by angelically-devilish reviews
RLHGSB. She had lived with them for almost 2 years, and it had become very comfortable. The sexually-themed dreams she had suddenly started having, however, was quickly starting to change the way she looked at her two housemates. Gift for pelespen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts 91 reviews
14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,986 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunk by lilmisblack reviews
The first time they came to her, she was drunk. Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
His by lilmisblack reviews
Her heart belonged to her husband but her body...her body was his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Detention, Miss Granger by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
I'm free now... if you want me," she said, walking around the desk to stand by his chair, looking down at the obvious tent in his robes before bringing her gaze up to his face. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Other Worlds by slasher454 reviews
Hermione and Theodore Nott are in a relationship. A series of sexy, angsty, and/or frustrating vignettes that eventually tell a story. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Saving Miss Granger by Ms-Figg reviews
Spell Mistress Hermione Granger is in dire danger. Albus calls on the staff for assistance. Hmm...why is everyone male? HG/SS PLUS. Very graphic content, multiple partners. Eventually turns HG/SS. Not for straight HG/SS shippers or under 18 years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,140 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sang Froid by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Hermione is a rare book dealer and Lucius Malfoy makes her an offer she can't refuse. But is there more to this trade than meets the eye? And where does Draco fit into the equation? LM/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,663 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Long Years by Thennowandalways reviews
Two years of looks and touches, of dreams and despair. Well she would give it one last shot... Remus and Hermione, doing what they do best!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hordes of Hungarian Horntails by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione never thought Charlie Weasley would be the one to help her deal with her nightmares. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,121 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught! by coonassblondie reviews
Ron walks in on Charlie and Hermione, and all hell breaks loose! CWHG, some RWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 11,314 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magnetic by SlytherinPrincess08 reviews
After a round of abuse at Ron’s hand Hermione turns to two unlikely heroes who have a dilemma of their own as they are drawn to Hermione through the workings of the universal power of selfishness. BillxHermionexCharlie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Returned by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,700 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 430 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
The Portrait by atruwriter reviews
A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Just In Case by atruwriter reviews
Late one night, Fred seeks Hermione out with the need to speak honestly about the happenings of war. He has but one regret he doesn't wish to die with and Hermione is just the person to help him. FHr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Perfect Mistake by Random Loves reviews
COMPLETE Career minded Hermione Granger has a onenight stand…or so she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Pirate's Princess by silveris reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sounds cliche, but that's how Hermione sees it as she wanders the night as Jane, Draco Malfoy's woman. [DMHG Ficexchange Hot Summer Nights entry, NC17, DHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 254 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tangled Up In You by Gianna Reede reviews
Hermione is stuck in her boring monotonous life. One horribly boring day makes her realize she needs a little fun in her life. And you'll never believe who gives it to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 5,970 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I Want the Fire Back by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
[Complete] Hermione is obsolete – the War is over, Harry and Ron are busy, and she the mere Charms teacher at Hogwarts. When a presumably dead man comes back better than ever, she suddenly means everything... to him. SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,383 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete