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Joined 02-24-09, id: 1846789, Profile Updated: 04-07-09
Author has written 6 stories for House, M.D., and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Je m'appelle Catherine, with a C, as you may or may not have noted. I hate it when people automatically assume it starts with a K. Grr to you people.

My main fandom is House. I do not ship anyone. Any ship I write, it just happens on chance.

I come from South Carolina and I'm proud of this fact. We are not a state entirely full of idiots, thank you very much. We're just happen to be represented by idiots. This vexes me.

I am but 15 years old but please don't hold this against me. That's ageism. Although there is good reason for you to doubt me. Teenagers are stupid. But really, everyone is capable of being idiotic, as sad as that is.

I can not spell to save my life. I'm not stupid or illiterate, spelling is just a whole nother bag of Cheetos. I'm convinced it's the devil's work.

I'm into artsy type things. I play the flute, I can draw pretty well, and as you can see, I like to write.

Did you know that even though the English language has almost half a million words, a third of all our writings are made up of just 22 words? Did you know that more than two billion a year is spent for kids who have to repeat a grade because have reading problems? And did you know that 50 of American adults can't read an 8th grade level book? Seriously people, PICK UP A BOOK!

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Ten Drabbles reviews
This is a response to the ten song drabbles challenge. They're about various things but no ships.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Rationalizationman reviews
Wilson is a superhero. AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
Panic Attack reviews
House has a nightmare and a panic attack.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Love Is A Disease reviews
Cupid is unintentionally spreading the love with his sickness! Crazy pairings and slash abounds. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Secret Life Of Snails reviews
Gary's in a bar thinking.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Caught in an Elevator reviews
It's all in the title. House and Cuddy in an elevator. My first fanfic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete