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1. I love you not because of who you aOut of my mind. Back in five minutes As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!" Smile - it's the second best thing you can do with your lips I took an IQ test and the results were negative Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes I souport publik edekasion Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles Before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them... you are a mile away from them... and you have their shoes. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things Age is a very high price to pay for maturity Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. Never moon a werewolfre, but because of who I am when I am with you..
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose; me or your life
Boy: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and he runs after her and says...
You never cross my mind because you're always on my mind.
I don't like you because I love you.
I don't want you because I need you.
I wouldn't cry if you left because I would die if you left.
I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you.
I'm not willing to do you anything for you because I would do everything for you.
I chose my life because you are my life.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and one survived. The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (asked how much a 6 burger was they were like think about a 6 burger I was like oh ... I'm retarded)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I have done 5 time my bro my friend gave me a WTF!? look and started laughing)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counsoluers, copy and paste!!

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...)

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.

I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me."

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
"Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I
don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the
monster.

I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

SniffSniff SoOo SaD

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
then you will send this to everyone you know to inform them
of how terrible it is if you dont, you're heartless. Please send
this too anyone you can.

WOMEN'S VOCABULARY

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sighs- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Ways to maintain a healthy leval of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasuke: No

Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth

1. There are at least two people in this world

that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world

love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you

is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,

even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you

before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,

something good comes from it.

10 When you think the world has turned its back on you

take another look.

11 Always remember the compliments you received.

Forget about the rude remarks.

So...

If you are a loving friend,

send this to everyone,

including the one that sent it to you.

If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember...

when life hands you Lemons,

ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!

Good friends are like stars...

You don't always see them,

But you know they are always there.

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

Forward to all your friends.

And don't tell me you're too busy for this..

Don't you know the phrase

"stop and smell the flowers"?

See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

Can you cry under water?

Remember:

'A good friend will come bail you out of jail...

But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying

WE screwed up, but we had fun! '

Proud to be your Friend!

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip

ahead.

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything

we ask for.

I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.

I've learned...that it's those small daily

happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants

to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.

What makes me think I can?

I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done

To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.

It's National Friendship Week.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored.

What Starts with "F" and ends with "K"

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your Problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister Is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and te lls her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!!"

There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery.

Today is a gift.

That’s why we call it our “present”.

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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my hear fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfil spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

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24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.
It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.

by Unknown

YOUR GUY SIDE:

the ones i do are highlighted in bold

1 You love hoodies.
2 You love jeans.
3 Dogs are better than cats.
4 It's hilarious when people get hurt.
5 You've played with/against boys on a team.
6 Shopping is torture.
7 Sad movies suck.
8 You own/ed an X-Box.
9 Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
10 At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
11 You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
12 You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
13 you watch sports on TV.
14 gory movies are cool
15 You go to your dad for advice.
16 You own like a trillion baseball caps.
17 You like going to high school football games.
18 You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
19 Baggy pants are cool to wear.
20 It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
21Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
22 You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
23 Sports are fun
24 Talk with food in your mouth.
25 Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

1 You wear lip gloss/stick.
2 You love to shop.
3 You wear eyeliner.
4 You wear the color pink
5 Go to your mom for advice.
6 You consider cheerleading a sport.
7 You hate wearing the color black.
8 You like hanging out at the mall.
9 You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
10 You like wearing jewelry.
11 Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
12 Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
13 You don't like the movie Star Wars.
14 You were in gymnastics/dance.

15 It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

16 You smile a lot more than you should.
17 You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
18 You care about what you look like.

19 You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
20 You love the movies.
21 Used to play with dolls as little kid.
22 Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
23 Like being the star of every thing.

Total:15

I don't think I believe this but it's weird, i have seen dead people, but they never try to kill me:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

7 reasons Not to Mess with small children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Great sayings lol

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.

He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.

I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Everything in life changes you in some way,
Even the small things,
If you do not except this you do not except yourself,
For through these new changes brings new and greater things to you,
Making you wiser as time progresses,
To avoid these changes is a loss,
You only live your life once,
Do not waste your time avoiding these things,
Let them come to you and learn from them,

Remember there is always tomorrow :D

The Six Truths Of Life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight As',
I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;
That she is the only now,
And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;
I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy;
On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy tell my boyfriend,
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it
on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the
memory of the innocent children

My name is Chris
I am three . . .
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlies bar
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
'Im sorry!', I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is ChrisI am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me. . .

At least 5 children each day

from around the world

die from child abuse

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #35.
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10 Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14 The beach
15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
16. Laughing at yourself.
17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you .
18. Running through sprinklers.
19. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
20. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
21. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
22. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
23. Playing with a new puppy.
24. Sweet dreams.
25 Hot chocolate.
26. Road trips with friends.
27. Swinging on swings.
28 Holding hands with someone you care about.
29 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
30. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much deserved present from you.

31. Watching the sunrise.
32. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
33. Knowing that somebody misses you.
34. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
35. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth

1. There are at least two people in this world

that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world

love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you

is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,

even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you

before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,

something good comes from it.

10 When you think the world has turned its back on you

take another look.

11 Always remember the compliments you received.

Forget about the rude remarks.

So...

If you are a loving friend,

send this to everyone,

including the one that sent it to you.

If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember...

when life hands you Lemons,

ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!

Good friends are like stars...

You don't always see them,

But you know they are always there.

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

than a whole truck load when I'm gone.

Forward to all your friends.

And don't tell me you're too busy for this..

Don't you know the phrase

"stop and smell the flowers"?

See how many "bouquets" you end up with!

Can you cry under water?

Remember:

'A good friend will come bail you out of jail...

But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying

WE screwed up, but we had fun! '

Proud to be your Friend!

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip

ahead.

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything

we ask for.

I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.

I've learned...that it's those small daily

happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants

to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.

What makes me think I can?

I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done

To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.

It's National Friendship Week.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!

Flying Blind

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'
Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story... Have a great day and remember

Things aren't always as they appear.

A day without laughter is a day wasted!!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

FUNERAL:
When you rearrange the letters:
REAL FUN

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while watching you walk away.'

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids

Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes.

Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

after a year in therapy my psychiatrist said "maybe life isn't for everyone"

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

Directions to Llama-land:
Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far.

heads or tails? heads: your mine, tails: im yours

When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

if payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet

i know you're probably thinking...OH NO SHE DIDN'T! but i just totally did ;D

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned."

They say greener grass on the other side but its probably just artificial turf.

Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

'Make a bet with me, and I will win. Fight me, and you will loose. Tell me I can't, and I will. Tell me to, and I won't. Dare me, and I'll do it. Say I can, and I will.'

'Try and run from me and I'll trip you before I kick your ass.'

'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.'

'Try me and see what you get.'

'Hurt the ones I love about again and I will show you the meaning of hell on Earth'

'Touch me and you will loose your life.'

'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life a living hell.'

'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.'

'I don't give crap what they said because everybody has a talent. they are wrong and I know you can be the best you are.'

'Do you really want to try and hurt me?'

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

agree with me now- it will saw sooo much time

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

It doesn't matter whether the glass if half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with.

Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.

Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we colse our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.

Fear nothing. Risk everything.

Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

FINE= the real definition:

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

Really Good Questions

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween... if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

44 things a girl would die for

1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

are you remembering this?

6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19- NEVER ignore her. 20-tell her the way you feel about her!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips 22-Tell her she means everything to you 23-tell her what feels good 24-make her feel loved 25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her 27-dont cheat on her 28-take her anywhere she wants 29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her 30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too. 32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her. 33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her). 34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly. 35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what. 37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (if you mean it) 38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you. 39. When walking next to each other grab her hand. 40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.) 44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her" Girls Repost: 44 things a girl would die for

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen

“This hostage stuff is fun.” — Alice Cullen

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?" -Jacob

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!" -Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof." -- Bella Swan

Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire." -- Bella Swan

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Mates For Eternity by xxLuAshxx reviews
Male vampires are very possessive and dominant of their mates. Bella Swan is a vampire before she moves to the small town of Forks. What happens when she moves to Forks? *POSSESSIVE EDWARD & LEMONS. STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,822 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Instant Connection by LoveACullen reviews
"I felt a solid impact in front of me, making me lose my grip on my books..." Most people meet their soul mates in high school, or college. Bella meets hers in the most unlikely situation - when she bumps into him on the bus. From that moment on, Bella and Edward share an instant connection. Complications ensue, but true love conquers all, right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,138 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Painting Peace by BixieRosen reviews
Two neighbouring moons are locked in a century long interplanetary war. When the possibility of peace is given, Bella has no option but to leave behind all she knows and move to a hostile planet to marry the crown-prince, giving her life away for her people. But will her sacrifice pay off? AH/OOC, eventually B/E, voted in the Top 10 Completed Fics February 2019 at TwiFanfictionRecs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/22 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Elite by Dannyl211 reviews
Edward Cullen is the bad boy with a loaded gun and is head of Cullen Elite, a major mafia organization in Seattle, and he wants something that he can't have.Bella Swan is the daughter of Seattle's Police Commissioner and is tired of being the good girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,528 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 5/11/2018 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ruthless by Lovenyx125 reviews
When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,520 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Edward, Bella]
The Alpha by StillDreaming85 reviews
He could have chosen any female wolf in the room. Why did he have to choose me, the lone half-breed? *Drabble*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 32,754 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,720 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thorns and Magic by Red as a Rose01 reviews
Isabella Swan is a witch, on her summer break from school. Forced to move to America with her parents Bella is stuggling to adapt to her new life. Throw in a coven of her most hated mythical creatures and Bella has a summer she will never forget. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,489 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Collateral by clairvoyantPlume reviews
The Cullens run a special kind of business, one of money, deceit, and kidnapping. Bella helps her father run a rundown casino. Can they both survive when business causes their worlds to collide? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Totally Irresistible by Kitti Del Rose reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,461 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Secret Agent Isabella Swan by harrypottermeetstwilight reviews
Bella Swan is a secret agent assigned to get close to Edward Masen. but what will happen during all this time together? All human. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,885 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 11/24/2008
The Ties That Bind by StillDreaming85 reviews
Isabella, a young girl of seventeen has the world at her feet, but all that is torn away when her father forces her into an arranged marriage with a stranger. #mobward #bratella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,432 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,300 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven, Hell & Harleys by vickisan reviews
Edward realizes his mistake and comes back to find that Bella is missing, having left town with Jacob. Bella and Jacob remain friends as Bella marries Edward and faces the threats and problems that the Denalis, Victoria and Aro bring into their family
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 151 - Words: 683,155 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: The Enigma by BringAttentionToTheMatter reviews
When the Cullen's move to Forks they expect the High school experience they've done before, ignore people, hide their secret, don't kill the humans, but when they meet the mysterious Bella Swan, who's full of her own secrets, what happens? Edward can't read her and they suspect she knows what they are, they have to find out Bella's secrets to protect their own. ;)xxx BxE AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 59,629 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
47 Days by netracullen reviews
Bella and Edward had never met until they spent 47 days in hell together. They can trust no one, except for each other. Now they're home, and trying to heal as they fight for the normality they always took for granted. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,408 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Enigma by PsychoAsh reviews
The Cullens have experienced just about everything there is to this world, yet nothing could have prepared them for what awaited them in Forks, WA. Isabella Swan is known as the illustrious seductress of Forks High, but what secret is she hiding? And how exactly is she connected to the Cullens? (Very Out of Character)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,989 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Bella, Edward]
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,673 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Impulse by i heart kellan reviews
During high school, Edward and Bella could not stand each other. Bella was the quiet girl where Edward was popular. While out celebrating her twentieth birthday, Bella got drunk with Edward, and she conceived Edward's children. Will he find out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,341 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13468 - Favs: 7,924 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,893 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of My Past by content1 reviews
Bella was left by Edward to clean up the ruins of her life after his betrayal. What happens when Edward finds out that not all was as it seems. What are the consequences of his sins and what will he do to get her back? AH TwiFanFicRecs: Top Ten October 2012; Best Rec'd on Fan Fic Fridays 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 465,907 - Reviews: 11842 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Love of a Friend by Prillylove25 reviews
Best friends since she was ten and he was twelve. She had a hard home life, his family accepted and loved her as their own. She accepted him and his family for who they were, Mafia royalty. As they grow up she becomes a dancer, and gets groomed to take over for his father. Follow Edward and Bella as they fall in love and take on the world together. Violence and Some lemony fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 177,075 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
It's Time by galcavill reviews
Bella discovers a vintage shop with a big secret: you don't pick the dress, the dress picks you. When she wears a beautiful red early nineteen hundreds dress, she gets taken back into a previous life she never remembered. Warning: major character death and angst in later chapters, but eventual HEA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,136 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Episode by BoydBlog reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,266 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Royal Reactions by Ginspiration reviews
the story of her prince and her, Edward and Bella. Not good at Summaries but this something that I had in my head, an idea. please read and review. canon couples. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,165 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raising Bella Cullen by J.C. Lynn reviews
The story of little Bella Cullen being raised by the rest of the Cullen Clan. Lots of fun, drama, and romance especially when they move back to Forks only to discover a part of Bella's past she thought she'd never know about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 62,946 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bella
Dominoes by Vamplady123 reviews
Edward and Bella were like dominoes. She fell for him while he fell for another. But that was back then. Sometimes it takes a while to see and appreciate the love that was just under your nose. 10 years later, Bella goes back to Forks for her father's wedding. Join her as she learns to overcome her past and uses her new confidence to capture Edward's heart...or has she already? AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Small World by Writer-Dramaqueen reviews
When Edward left Bella was attacked by Laurent. Now 50 years later, she's in Forks to celebrate her best friends engagement. Haunted by memories of her past, Bella runs into a few very familar faces-The Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,744 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist To Twilight by lynndaizi reviews
Bella is a witch, when she moves to Forks to live with her muggle father, after getting in trouble in Phoenix, and meets the Cullen's, what will happen? Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,142 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Living a romance by HeartBeatzGirl reviews
Isabella Mary Swan is a very rare creature of the supernatural, living among the humans. But she's about to discover she's not the only one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,962 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by Switzygirl reviews
Bella Swan is not who everyone thinks she is. She is actually the most powerful vampire in the world. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Target by darkpetaltaki reviews
She's a doctor cherishing every bit of life. He's an assassin from a secretive elite organization. She knew nothing about his job until the one night things took a turn he hadn't expected... SASUSAKU... Rated M for safety... PLEASE R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,752 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Black Sapphire by sPeAkNoWoRnEvEr reviews
Years ago, Bella Swan watched her best friend sail away. Six years later, Edward is all but forgotten as Bella travels to meet her fiance in the colonies. Her journey is interrupted when the ship is attacked by pirates. Now a prisoner upon the Black Sapphire, Bella finds herself face to face with someone she never thought possible, someone who does not recognize her. Pirateward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,041 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drive-By Flirtation by njwriter62 reviews
Bella Swan's commute to work is disrupted by a guy in a silver Volvo who cuts her off at the drive through coffee shop. Bella's upset, but her friend Alice thinks its kind of cute. So begins a car and coffee-based flirtation. She doesn't know who he is, and he doesn't know who she is - or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,541 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until I saw you by reyes139 reviews
He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,957 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Dear Camilla by Opague reviews
She moved to LA to pursue her dream of being a screenwriter. She has a run-in with an A list actor in a café and they are swept up in tabloid rumors. She overhears a conversation she shouldn't have and is forced into the middle of Hollywood's biggest break-ups. In the midst of fame and rabid fans, are there space for budding romances, or is reality just not romantic comedies?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Collide by TwiKnight reviews
Bella Swan has always been different. Very different. She knew she wasn't like the rest. She knew she wasn't like the humans. She didn't know what she was or what she was capable of doing... That is until Edward Cullen came along. (This story is VERY DIFFERENT to Twilight - Worth a read)
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
29 Dimensions by Catastrophia reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Cupid by butterflyxox reviews
Sasuke wants Sakura to pretend to be his fiancee. but when Sakura wakes up another day, she was wearing a wedding dress and getting married to Sasuke Uchiha just to pay her family's big debt to the Uchiha Family. SO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,099 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfect Stranger by mandycullen reviews
Journalist Bella Swan goes undercover to ferret out Edward Masen's company, posing as his personal assistant. Only she didn't expect him to change her views on right and wrong. AH, AU, extremely OOC. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,885 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
People who can't wed, Plan by Red as a Rose01 reviews
Bella is a top wedding planner who has been roped in to plan the exclusive wedding of Tanya Denali and Edward Cullen but will she be able to keep her feelings in check?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,633 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New World by CickCycleCarocel reviews
"Because I care for you, I care for the people who we fought. People I hadn't even met. Violence only begets violence, that is civilian thinking. Weak, cowardly thinking for a ninja but I would choose to think no other way." Sasuke realized, in that moment, that for all the years he had known Sakura he had never actually known her. He wondered, absently, if anyone really did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crushing Daisies by Strawberry Fae reviews
He felt his chest pounding, his throat dry up when her eyes were half closed. Instincts told him to save her, as she did to him and so he did. He wasn't expecting a warm welcome when he entered the medics base. He was a traitor, a threat to them and the alliance, but he didn't care. All he wanted was to save Sakura. Canon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Black Dress by PureElegance reviews
Yearning to touch once again they both knew that no matter how much they resisted, they knew they will always be bonded to each other. Did they really want to make each other theirs or is it all just a game?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13611 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10Days by twilightcullen21 reviews
Bella has to make a guy end things with her, Edward is trying to make a girl fall for him. What hapapends when these two meet and decided they are eachothers victims? will feelings get in between them doing what they have to do? read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting with Danger by Taste Of The Forbidden II reviews
Mafia Prince Edward Cullen is a prisoner in the home of his rival Charlie Swan. When Charlie's daughter Isabella brings him dinner, they begin a dangerous game of flirting. Edward wants to have fun & throw a last fling in Charlie's face before he's killed, while she sees an opportunity to finally experience life. Each has an agenda—will they get more than than they bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 172 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot off the Presses by Ali Shaw reviews
Bella Swan journalist for the Chicago Tribune is about to give up the newspaper business for happily ever after, only one thing is standing in her way, her ex-husband Edward Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,664 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
young blonde amateur computer gets pounded by sexy brute by jacboob reviews
hottest fanfic ur ever gon rread
Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Blue eyed Vampire by Seraluna Reality reviews
(OFFICIAL TRAILER INSIDE!) I ran because I want to help not destroy, I ran fast because I am the only hybrid vampire, I ran very fast to see Edward. I will be forced to make the ultimate decision, I will be fated to choose between good or evil. Life and death lies in my hands.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,676 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella the Model by ziggyzag433 reviews
Bella was the dice being rolled between her parents until her mother won custody 3 years later she's a famous Victoria Secret Angel and she's back in Forks to finsh her Junior and Senior year and the Cullens are a little different
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,117 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing the High Note by brnkofeternity06 reviews
As a Senior in high school, Bella tries to run away from her life in Phoenix and goes to live with her father in Forks. The last thing she expects is to make friends or have a best friend. And after making an unexpected acquaintance in Jasper Whitlock, her life quickly flips over. What's more is his best friend has Bella... falling in love? ExB Full Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,134 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot 'N Cold by Luuh2311 reviews
Bella isn't a normal human. She knows what the Cullens are, before they come to town. But she can't ignore the pull she feels toward them, especially to Edward. And neither can he. Things will get complicated if they don't resist the pull. Can they? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,351 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the Spawn of the Devil by Life4Death reviews
when bella is trapped in the janitor's closet with edward, what will happen? one-shot of lemony goodness... mature content...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aisle 8 by Ellen92 reviews
According to recent studies, people are most likely to meet their soul mate in the supermarket. I, Bella Swan, can attest to that. / AH. Short-story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
H-sensei by Candiieheart reviews
Haruno-sensei asked her student to stay after class, why? "Because... I've somehow got another leaking problem." The young Uchiha smirked at her answer. Oh the irony of his woman to ask him for help with her leaking problems. Her excuse was actually turning on the bulge in his pants. He can even feel his belly twisting a knot in sex wanting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lets go get a sibling more by Fabedulle reviews
Bella is at an orphanage and gets adopted by the Cullens. She and Edward quickly get best friends. Will a game of truth or dare change it all? All human. First fanfic. Be nice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thin Line by kyla713 reviews
They say there's a thin line between love and hate, even between enemies like Bella and Edward. The problem was there was mostly hate. They can't decide if they'd rather kill each other or rip their clothes off. What they do realize is that they can't stay away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,259 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,247 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Remember by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Forces beyond their control pull apart thirteen year old best friends Edward and Bella. Years later when fate gives them another chance will they let it pass them by, or will they grab hold and never let go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Collision by bookworm722 reviews
Bella is accompanying boss, Mike Newton to a Publishers' conference in Hawaii for a week. Mike plans to seduce Bella there. In Hawaii, Bella meets Edward Cullen, pilot and successful business man. He has taken refuge in Hawaii to hide from a personal issue. Bella is infatuated with him and he with her. What will this trip bring? What happens when James is thrown into the mix?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lucky Ones by Deebelle1 reviews
Isabella Swan has gone back home for her sister's wedding. Is it possible that she could find her soul mate now that she's stopped looking? Will she meet her 'swan' and become one of The Lucky Ones? *My First Story, now COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,250 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love From The Stars by Kayleigh Cullen1918 reviews
Edward is driving home one night when something crashes out of the sky. When he get's there what he finds shocks him. A ship with a beautiful woman inside. Isabella, Bella, has travelled to earth to escape an arranged marriage when her ship crashes and she meet's the handsome Sheriff. What happens when he falls for her? Can he convince her to stay on Earth with him? M for safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,707 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Always Been Him by Nehnah14 reviews
Best friends Bella and Edward are seperated for eight years. They meet again and navigate through heartache, pain, obssesive ex's to finally find their way to each other. AH All Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,052 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One Who Got Away by Racheli reviews
Bella met Edward just before their senior year and fell madly in love. But when life after high school pulls them apart, can Bella move on and find love again? Or will she always be in love with the one who got away? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,000 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Uchiha Sensei by ApplelovesApples reviews
This was wrong, so wrong yet it felt so right. "Uchiha-Sensei" she whimpered as he grazed his lips against her neck and sucked on her pale flesh, making sure he left his mark on her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Neighbour Uchiha Sasuke by ApplelovesApples reviews
"I hate you Uchiha" she spat. "No you don't." She raised a brow at that. "If you did, you would have moved years ago." He responded "Trust me, I'll be moving far, far away from you by the end of this year." She glared with her arms crossed over her chest. "Good luck with that" he smirked before walking away. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
High School Hell by Katy-Cullen23 reviews
Bella and Edward were enemies in high school, who shared the occasional encounter. Now that Bella's a vampire, she think's she has finally escaped him. How wrong she was. No angst, just usual high school drama! Vampires and canon couples! Sort of drabble!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,362 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6360 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets! by Twilightluver521711 reviews
Edward and Bella use to date in middle school...secretly. that is, until edward took it too far, causing bella to move away. Years laters she's back, hotter, and confident! Full summary inside! Remake! REview now! E/B R/Em A/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Song for You by GlowstickGirl reviews
Bella goes to live with the Cullen's after her famous musical family was killed at their castle in France.The police have no leads on who killed them.Bella is the only link everyone has to their death and beautiful music. Better summary inside AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,215 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mission gone wrong by Silver Wishes Golden Dreams reviews
Emerald eyes widen as the memories came flooding back. It was nothing more than a simple mission, nothing she couldn't handle, or so she thought. If only things hadn't gone so wrong... COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,110 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Vampire Before, A Vampire After by Hard Living reviews
What happens if Bella Swan was a vampire when she came to Forks? What happens when she meets the Cullen's? Does she fall for Edward? What are her powers? Read on to find out! Already 23,000 views!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,960 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After All This Time by Not Your Girl 555 reviews
Summary Inside! But trust me, it's good. AND OF COURSE! RATED M FOR A REASON GUYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,826 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spinning Bottles by knicnort3 reviews
This twist of fate story finds Edward Masen, CEO of Cullen Enterprises, getting thrust into the life that he would have had if he never left for college in New York after high school. *My take on the movie "The Family Man" * AH, B/E, AU, HEA, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,490 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Welcomed Return by butIdoLOVEyoU reviews
The fierce scowl on his lush and pink lips was at odds with the wickedness that danced in his midnight eyes. Eyes, she noted, that were framed by the thickest and darkest eyelashes she'd seen on a man, and did little to detract the fierce power that engulfed his aura. -NEW VERSION IN TWO CHAPTERS-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Lover's So Polite by pencildrawings reviews
Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,532 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Magnetic by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,537 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Famous Little Surprise by Cullen1723 reviews
Bella is single and living in California, oh and wants a baby. Edward is an actor and unknowly a sperm donor. Bella unknowly choses Edward has her baby's daddy at the doctor's. Join them on the adventure of trust, fame, and birth. AH usual paring. Currently being BETAed. Please Review. BETA- RoseNEmmettForever
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,319 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Struck by ilovethetwilightcast reviews
Edward Cullen is a famous singer. Everbody loves him. Except for Bella Swan. What happens when Bella visits her mom in Hollywood and runs into Edward? Will Edward risk his career for her? Will Bella open up to him? AU/AH Based off of the movie Starstruck.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,871 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All I've Ever Wanted by TeamEdward1642 reviews
After years of being away Bella Swan comes home, grown up sucessful and confident, ready to face her past. But she somehow finds herself planning the wedding of the man she loves to someone she never suspected. AH Please Read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,436 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by 1BrownEyedGirl1 reviews
Bella is a Goveners daughter, but when force into an arranged marriage she runs away to live aboard a ship and sail the seas but what happens when she meet the the man she was surposed marry Edward Mason will love spark? R&R AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,693 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 268 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love, Friendship, Fate by Ravita20 reviews
Alice, Edward & Bella have always been best friends. Even at 8, Bella has always known she was in love with Edward who is in love with Alice. What happens when Edward moves and returns 10 years later to find that everything is not what it seems? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,364 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Not Cross by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
Detective Bella Swan has been asked to be a liaison on a cold case she headed with her ex-partner, Edward Cullen, two years ago. Can she put aside her unresolved feelings for him in order to solve the case that cost her everything so many years ago?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Cullen by IvoryAdulation reviews
Movie star Edward Cullen is sent to Seattle Crime Lab to train for his next role. A one night stand with an alluring woman rocks his world but not as much as finding out she's his mentor, she doesn't remember him, and she's nothing like he thought-EPOV/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My mission with you by FoXyFaLlEnAnGeL-11 reviews
Sasuke, Naruto and their friends are sent on a mission that goes terribly wrong. When Sakura is sent to help them, she has no idea in what mess she had jumped in. But one thing is sure; it was certainly not what she had first expected…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,407 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vindicated by JacklynnFrost reviews
Bella is kidnapped and given to a mafia son. He's being trained to take over the buisness but secrets about the whole operation are revealed that change everything. Its fight back, or turn on your brothers, feeding into the fathers sick game. When it's more than your own life on the line, the distinction between right and wrong blur and blood spills. Mobward. Fluff, insanity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,013 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angel At My Table by cinnamon twist101 reviews
There are two sides to every story His and Her's. When Edward and Bella make the mistake of blurring the lines between Employer and Employee at the Annual office Christmas party both of their lives change dramatically. Told by both Bella and Edwards POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 696,350 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kick of Reality by HopeSpringsEternalContest reviews
The pain is overwhelming for Bella when she hears that Edward slept with her on a dare. Distraught, Bella takes off in the car, only to end up crushed by a truck. However, it's not just her life in danger – it's her baby's too. HSE Entry - Prompt 29
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 280 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forget You by ilovethetwilightcast reviews
Edward cheats on Bella. Bella's heartbroken, so she goes to The Volturi. They end up changing her. What happends when they all meet 70 years later? What really happened the day Bella left? What happens in their future?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,440 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The heart of the Cullen's by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Alice and Jasper are having a Baby how no one knows. and why does Edward feel drawn to baby bella Watch as the heart of the Cullen's grows up and falls in love R/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 21,820 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
How lucky can a girl be by RangerRainbow reviews
My name is Isabella i could hear my mother dyeing and i saw my father got shoot, i was only 5. I'm a lot smarter then most kids. I also have a grasp on my powers when I'm human. But everything changes when i meet THEM! E/Lauren Not a TEAM E/B story at all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,859 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The volturi princess by bellacullen202 reviews
AU New Moon. Instead of staying with her dad in Forks, Bella travels to Italy in search of Edward where she is changed by the Volturi. 100 years later every vampire in the world is ordered to Volterra to celebrate her. Will old sparks reignite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,430 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Car Wash Faisco by Uchiha Forever more reviews
Sasuke And Sakura got to an automatic car wash, Things get a little bit heated ; first Lemon Reviews please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mafia Princess by verucasin reviews
All human. OOC. He is the mob boss that wanted to rekindle what they had. She is the daughter of the rival mob that recently accepted her fate. Will uniting together be the answer to all their problems? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,865 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Medical Attachment by VampireAngel94 reviews
Bella’s a surgical intern and just got a job in Phoenix. But when she agreed to the job, she also agreed that she would be assigned and assist one doctor only. What happens when he’s a cold hearted bastard? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Too Late by Autumn Letter reviews
After a long 7 month solo mission, Sakura comes home hearing news about a certain Uchiha who had returned to the village... she vows that things are going to be different from now on. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess Isabella by Midnite Walker reviews
Sorry lost interest anyone can take up the story if they want! Bella has not seen them for over 100 years what will happen when they come for her corination to be the Volturi Princess. All Vamp!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ur Slave by vampireheiress13 reviews
Bella the new town girl is ready prove that Edward Cullen can't get her. By some chances she—whether she like it or not—will be his slave for a week. But could a week change everything and make her his heart's slave...forever? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,721 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Lolita by thelemonobsession reviews
Edward Cullen has always been protective of little Bella Swan. But what happens when Edward comes back from college to find his innocent little angel all grown-up? Will his obsession push him too far? Possessive/Obsessive Edward. Inspired by VN's Lolita.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
With all I have by SrKkAjOe reviews
Bella Swan tells the story of her life. The story of doctor Bella who makes her dreams come true by healing people in Iran. As doctor Edward Cullen comes to help her they both discover that they still may have a shot at love...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,091 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love, I Hate by tinylittlebell reviews
Bella hates. Edward loves. What happens when the two collide? When they mix the two and realize they both feel the same way about each other...She doesn't think she's good enough...he thinks she's perfect...AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
facade by Cindy Ryan reviews
spoilers 1x13. missing scene. Graham tells Simon about the shooting
Combat Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - S. Hill - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13475 - Favs: 9,779 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crush by guilty innocence101 reviews
Sakura likes Sasuke but doesn't bother to try and even get him since he seems to really hate her. She's even more convinced he hates her when she catches him watching her with this weird look in his eyes but is this really the case?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,011 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Two Hearts Yearning by osnapitzaGLEEK reviews
Rebecca and Simon argue constantly, but when it comes down to it, what's really going on in each of their minds...more importantly, their hearts! : Rebecca/Simon R&R! rated T for later chapters
Combat Hospital - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - R. Gordon, S. Hill
Remarkable by Cindy Ryan reviews
spoilers 1x12. Simon reflects on his relationship with Rebecca
Combat Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - R. Gordon, S. Hill - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe by CavalierQueen reviews
Simon's reaction when Rebecca is caught in an ambush at the women's clinic. Possible spoilers for Ep 13 Do No Harm. I haven't seen the ep yet. Just my thoughts about how me might feel.
Combat Hospital - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Hill, R. Gordon - Complete
Director's Cut by ericastwilight reviews
It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 234 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And the Winners Are by TheAppleofMyEyes reviews
There are two cliques at Forks High School, one has the football jocks and the slutty cheerleaders and the other has the other jocks and the dedicated cheerleaders. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are the heads these two cliques...REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Against Expectations by The-Woman-In-White reviews
AH. Bella has to find a job and ends up at Cullen Inc. Against her expectations, her boss, Edward Cullen, isn't that nice and charming at all. They don't get along and Bella's left wishing she had chosen a different job. But is he really that bad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Imprints: The Rose in May by XlaraC reviews
A seemingly normal visit to the meadow turns into a big surprise for Edward when he finds himself imprinting on a beautiful rose. But how can his soul mate be a flower?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Burn For You by Strange Hearts reviews
Edward Cullen didn't expect to find love with Bella Swan, a girl who isn't as human as she looks. And, while he was only mildly surprised at how her scent burned him, he hadn't expected to burn her as well. Originally by JasperIsAManlyMan. In process of being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,721 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royally Screwed by Hexwitch reviews
Bella's dad is Governor of 5 towns or what we call states. The world is now ruled again by Kings and Queens. When Bella's dad tell her his old friends family is coming to visit what will she think. Especially when it's the Royal family. Suck at sums
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Newborn by Hexwitch reviews
Bella is the newest member of the Cullen family. Edward is the prince of the Volturi. When Bella is practically forced to go see the Volturi what we will she think of the red eyed prince? Summary's suck, story is alot better NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,558 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rose by another Name by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
AU: What if it was Isabella Hale instead of Rosalie Hale? Would Bella still have fallin' for Edward? Would she have loved Emmett instead? What about Rosalie? Pre-Twilight with a twist. Canon Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,656 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
While You Were Gone by Jenny0719 reviews
Upon returning to Forks, Edward quickly learns that trying to remove supernatural forces from Bella's life by leaving was in vain. She's undergone a transformation that he couldn't have even imagined. AU Part 2 coming soon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,645 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ugh, High School by XxmickeyTxX reviews
hola!just a fun high school sasusaku story...get ready for some skanky red-heads, strange dinners, music, awesome inners, and teen love... hints of naruhina shikaino and nejiten...enjoy! :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja of a Modern Era by SoccerManiac reviews
American-born ninja Bella Swan is her clan's best fighter and tactician. But when a battle goes wrong, her mother sends her back to the states to live. But she can't live as a normal girl, and it doesn't help when she meets the inhuman Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,569 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Word for Lonely by MadameVeritas reviews
Bella is the secret half-breed daughter of Aro. Disgusted with Volterra, she moves to Forks. Will the Cullen's accept her and her secret, or will Aro try to eliminate the only person Bella has ever loved, Edward? AU BxE Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,627 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving Grace by Nehnah14 reviews
Bell and Edward are new partners in the ATD of Seattle FBI. They find themselves thrown into danger and drama at every turn. Will they survive? Will Bella ever find her brother? Will their love stand the tests of their job? AH. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,341 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A change in reality by Courtney.Cullen14 reviews
Bella gets into trouble and is sent to live with her brother,will she find love? All Human DISCLAIMER: I do not own twilight or any of their characters. Really OOC Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,189 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creator continued & rewritten as a separate story by Kay-Gemini reviews
Bella is the creator of vampires and werewolves & she herself is a cross breed between each of them. She was the first mythical creature to walk on the earth. What happens when she moves to Forks and meets Edward? ExB Rewriting as new story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,726 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning to Live by lulabelle98 reviews
Bella suffers following the death of her mother, changing her life completely. Charlie hopes she can adjust to life in Forks, it's just going to take some time... and maybe some supernatural friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,205 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Earth to Bella by pennylanexx reviews
Bella and Edward grew up together and are best friends. When Bella's feelings change, will it all be too little too late? What is Edward feeling?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,610 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
What If? by DearP reviews
What if Edward couldn't help but to drink Bella's blood after meeting her? What if he took her to the woods, and did his job? But... what if Bella didn't really die? Rating may change :D Discontinued, sorry. There'll be no ending for this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To kill or not to kill by caffeineaddict90 reviews
Edward is a drug-lord and also a very highly-placed mafia member that controls the drug-trade in a very large city. He has to kill bella for witnessing a murder he committed. But she's not at all what he expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By Royal Appointment by TwistingTwilight reviews
Prince Edward decides he wants to attend University to escape Royal Duties. When he meets Bella Swan, he's afraid to tell her who he really is. But there's more to Bella than meets the eye. Who is she? ONE-SHOT. Inspired by the Royal Wedding. Fairytale!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by anqelkissezox reviews
upon graduating highschool Bella Swan thinks she's never going to see her highschoolcrush again. a vacation abroad however may prove otherwise. will sparks fly...and what happens when they get back home? All human. Story is better. please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,244 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010
if i never see your face again by An Improbable Fiction reviews
When her parents die, six year old bella is adopted by the cullens. But when things become unsafe, they leave. But what will happen when they meet again, 11 years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
On HIATUS Rewrite of original Under the Roses. 5 years after her death, Edward is coping as well as he can. On the way to Rome, he claims to have seen Bella, but the woman claims to know nothing about him. Will he get her to remember him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cautght in the Act by DeadPigeon reviews
A collection of one-shots of our favorite couple getting "caught in the act". FYI...sometimes things are not what they seem. Then again, sometimes they are!
Castle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
Starstruck by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella is an average cafe waitress, living an ordinary life, until she meets famous actor Edward Cullen and her life is turned upside down forever. ExB AH! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,836 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7138 - Favs: 5,620 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Volturi by YaNeverKnow21 reviews
Edward left in NM, now Bella has joined the Volturi. 80 years later and the Cullen's show up. But Bella already has a family, 4 sisters, but there is something different about them, what is it? What is it that makes them so well known? ExB SM owns all
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blast from the Past by JailyForever reviews
Edward Cullen is a superstar and is atteneding Forks high for his senior year because his father is forcing him. What happens when he meets Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,593 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My perfect Girl by teamjacob95 reviews
One-Shot. When Edward first lays eyes on Bella, instantly it's love at first sight but, he's afraid to tell her. Can one night at a Dance change everything? LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ring of Fire by KitsuShel reviews
Bella comes home from work early, only to find her maid waiting for seduction. Will Tanya's punishment be sufficient? Or will they both burn in a ring of fire? My entry in the "For The Love Of Women" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Baggage Claim by Sparkly Jul reviews
Bella and the girls are off to the Bahamas for two weeks of sun, sand and cocktails. One small mix up with her baggage... and who knows who she might meet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,053 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
To Love or To Be Loved by shattered crystal heart reviews
Bella never met Edward in Twilight,she was changed in the 1800's,and is now part of the Volturi, later the Cullen's go for a visit at Volterra, and meet Bella. But when Aro asks Bella to live with the Cullen's what will happen?I sense some love in the air
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17834 - Favs: 11,702 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Month Offer by KelseyCat26 reviews
Sakura is given an opportunity to live. If only she gives in to this strangers request: Give him an heir.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,205 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden by xSirenSongx reviews
There are more secrets to the 'new girl in school' than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected. Rated M for future reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Lovers by Subziro91 reviews
Sasuke makes love to Sakura for the first time. Oneshot Please review :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ex by Lis123 reviews
Bella used to date a cocky jerk name Edward Cullen. Being a year since the spilt she thought she would never have to see him again. However, she soon realizes just how wrong she is when she meets her roommate's new boyfriend. ALL HUMAN BPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sasuke and Sakura, Uh oh by BashTashRox reviews
Sasuke is in the Hidden leaf village to talk to Naruto... The HOKAGE! But he spots Sakura and WANTS HER! so he kidnapps he and takes her.. Will sakura give into him? find out. Lemons in this story Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My New Life & Old Pain by megamatchmaker reviews
Set in New Moon. After Edward leaves, Bella becomes a gideion that is vampire and human at the same time. 80 years later, Izzy Morwen, along with her new family moves to Forks. And so have the Cullens. Can Izzy Bella let them back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IT WAS DESTINY by clairehart916 reviews
Edward Cullen,a popular actor and heartthrob of all teenage girls is exhausted with his stardom & has no selfless friends.he makes a wish to find a true friend.by some miracle of destiny,his wish is heard.but friendship and love has a very thin line.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beauty from pain by MKovac20 reviews
She's not weak, shes not useless, shes not anoying. Shes a different person. sasuke, his team and Naruto are back. And Neji is close with Sakura? Sasuke came bak to claim her, his. Will she accept? better summery inside: Sak&Sas Sak&Nej
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreaming of you by jemster23 reviews
When critic Bella is roped into interviewing Hollywood actor Edward Cullen, he is anything but the arrogant star she expected him to be.Even more surprising is the fact that he genuinely seems to like her.Is it too good to be true or can dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,905 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Car by DarkValkiria reviews
Summary: "Sasuke-kun, where are you taking me?" He smirked, pure devious intent. "To a drive in my car." "Oooohhh…" A moan was heard in the distance. "Mmmmm…" Naruto turned to his companion. "Hey… Kiba… Did you hear that…?" ONESHOT. SMUT. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
La Tua Cantante by christiep reviews
Edward's self control fails him, and he bites Bella the day they meet. How will Bella,Edward and the Cullens deal? What dangers will they face? E/B and the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,713 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Point Taken by pencilitout reviews
I can hear thoughts if I touch someone. But I'd never hated my 'gift' more than when I touched Edward Cullen for the first time. Figures, the most beautiful boy in the world wants to kill me. Why? I have yet to find out. Run little girl, run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,998 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Where The Heart Leads by africayellowcat reviews
Danny and Evelyn one shot fluff
Pearl Harbor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Danny W., Evelyn J. - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Sakura's Choice by Crystaluvy reviews
Sakura's poisoned. She is found by the team hawk.She doesn't tell them that she might die soon.Not even sasuke. Sasusaku. Not really fluff. Tried to keep them in character. T for language. Mayb not for Karin fans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love At First Sight by Nykiddo reviews
Edward Cullen, one of the most famous singers in the world, is on stage at a concert and looks out at the crowd and sees the girl of his dreams. What will he do? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices Chapter 1 by africayellowcat reviews
What happens when we make the wrong choice? Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, if I did I would not have killed Danny.
Pearl Harbor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Evelyn J., Danny W. - Complete
Realization by withinthedepths reviews
Sakura is constantly bullied, tortured, and abused. Believing no one cares for her, she commits suicide. As an angel sent from God came to her in the afterlife, she is shown how her death affected those around her. AU, SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
HOME by africayellowcat reviews
The way the movie should have ended.
Pearl Harbor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Danny W., Evelyn J. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes are the Window to the Soul by Eletha Landon reviews
I've known him for years, and I feel as if I know him more than anyone. It's just to bad that he hardly acknowledges my existence... at least for the longest time, that's what I believed. AU/ One shot... SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reasons Why He Drives Me Crazy by jumarxie reviews
Bella is the heir to her parents' company in Forks. She's convinced that she's destined in single life. What would she do if she finds out that she's arranged to marry someone since birth? To the guy she despises for breaking her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Traveling with Love by WordsOfASong reviews
Michael's POV - Princess in Love - Michael works on how he can tell Mia he loves her, without knowing she's trying to do the same. He shares his views on how he doesn't believe Mia really loves Kenny. Builds to the Winter Carnival and Dance. PLEASE R&R!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
1000 years apart by cinda1 reviews
After Edward left Bella, she went to the volturi who changed her. As the years went by Bella forgot her human life and fell for another. 1000 years later when the cullen's meet Bella again things are bound to be complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,712 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We lost so much time by zoikoiroi reviews
She left me years ago"..."16 years!"..."What do you mean?"..."That boy could be your son, Sasuke".The chuunin exam won't be peaceful and boring anymore...Next generation sasusaku R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by NiColiee reviews
Prince Edward and Bella are engaged because their grandfathers wanted them to get married. Please read story better than summary. Mishelyy helped me write this story so please read her story too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Night by Rockinyoyo reviews
It was probably the best night of her life, but who knew that a one night stand would turn her life upside down in so many ways?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,177 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Speak by Nebula Rising reviews
Sasuke is returned to the village of Konoha after 9 long years. He receives ANBU guards, one of which being an old team mate of his. Why can't he keep his cool around this new guard? SasuSaku with slight Shikasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Loser's Love Life: Sakura's Story by maryannimal reviews
AU: Sakura is a geek who has been pushed around at her job for a long time, but doesn't really care. She lands a job as the secretary of the main owner of the world-famous Uchiha Corp. by a crazy twist. He's a jerk, she hates his guts. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Precious by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She's his prisoner. He'll do whatever he wants with her, then everyone knows he'll throw her away like an old raggedy Ann. Except that she's his china doll. He loves her more than she'll ever get to know. She's his forever. She's his everything. For Rain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mafia Prince and Assassin Princess by teamvamp1 reviews
Edward is the heir to the Cullen Mafia, Bella is and ex Cia assassin what happens when they meet? Love, drama, bloodshed, with a little humor and lots of lemons E/B J/A EM/R AH some OOC especially Bella and Edward. full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Out of the Blue by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends and both are crazy about each other but to afraid to ruin their friendship. What happens when they finally become brave? Will their love last? AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silent Whispers by Runaway Moon reviews
She wasn't human. She wasn't vampire, werewolf, or shapeshifter so what exactly was she? Edward Cullen is left hanging whenever he encounters the new girl, Isabella Swan, because she isn't any species he knows of. Will he be able to uncover her secrets?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,021 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I know You miss me by CoruscusLuna reviews
As he tied the laces, he wondered what she was doing. And finally, when he saw her again, the buzzing stopped and he knew that he belonged no where else but beside her, and that's when she decided to speak her mind, "Oooh, Sasuke-kun you bad boy! I like".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot by hoshi rene reviews
What would you do if you forgot your anniversary that was coming up and you only had 3 days to plan it? Well, you do it kunoichi style. One-shot. Contains Lemon. Some characters a little bit OCC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
What a mystery you are by CreepingDinosaur reviews
Edward Cullen, the emo kid nobody talks to gets talked into tutoring a student for his math class. What happens when its Bella Swan, the cheerleading straight A student? Will Edward learn that she is different? Shes not like anybody else hes ever met...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,695 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hell Isn't Such a Bad Place by Mrs.Sevenfold reviews
Isabella Swan is many things. She is: The new girl at Forks High, Phoenix's mystery girl, not normal, beautiful, sassy, not human, and last but not least the only girl able to capture Edward Cullen's heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,280 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unnamed story by KMK123 reviews
Edward is a player, and is being forced to visit his grandparents - who live in world's most boring town - for the whole summer-holiday. But he meets the family next door. Will they be able to show him that there is more to life than girls and popularity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Another Twilight story by KMK123 reviews
Rosalie finds a little human baby in the forest, and brings her back home to her vampire family. She introduces the little baby to the others, and they all love her instantly. But one of them is very compelled by her scent. What happens now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cerulean Star by jshai reviews
As the human member of the Volturi, Bella is sent to live with her biological father in Forks. What happens when she meets the Cullens? And how will her relationship with the Volturi effect her love for Edward? Partially follows Twilight thru Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,002 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duckbutt hair by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
"You have duck-butt hair, Sasuke-kun." Twitch. "Is this your pathetic little attempt in order to try to get me to kiss you senselessly?" / SasuSaku Funny One-shot. Review XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Child O'Mine by BURNING PIXIE reviews
Edward left Bella pregnant when he left in New Moon but this wasn't any normal pregnancy, this was a hybrid pregnancy that wasn't good for Bella but she survived but what happens when the Cullens return to find Bella and her offspring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,445 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indulge In Me by Ruka-x3 reviews
Oh, Gaara would Indulge alright. Again, and again, and again. GaaNeji, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by Misguided.Nerd reviews
Bella Swan's a small town girl who, as many would say, had a perfect life. She's pretty, a cheerleader, smart, & she's dating Mike Newton, a star football player. But when the new strange Cullen family moves in, what is revealed about them & herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I miss you Daddy by titchasaurous reviews
Bellas dad died in the attack of 9/11 and left her heartbroken at the age of ten. Her life is messed up and she hates it. she lives in America where she has a small connection with him. Trailer /watch?v u7Vd0QeCrHc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Different by Katoo reviews
What if, Bella was different, powerful , unnatural, gifted? But didn't know until after her 18th bday and Edward was already gone? ExB Vamps and more bella has been adapted slightly to fit the story more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,167 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Husband For Hire by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella isn't overly impressed by her womanizing housemate Edward Cullen but, under exceptional circumstances, she has to pretend that he is her husband. Drama unfolds as the pair have to lie and convince those around them. A short story with OOC characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's A Feeling by orchidork reviews
nine years after his wife's death, Edward Cullen is still a lonely man even with his family around. what happens when he comes across his former best friend, Bella Swan, who he had unknowingly fallen in love with? all human. rated T for safety. E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A hot summer day by Laurie Whitlock reviews
Bella is new in Texas and she has a wild day with a hot sexy cowboy named Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind Seeing by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Cullen's have just moved to Forks, there first day of school is boring as many. Until Bella Swan a strange girl who seems to avoid the people at Forks high, she is what as known as a freak. But how could she know of what the Cullen's are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,912 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Friend's Imouto by halfkyuubikat reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has had certain feelings toward his best friend's little sister Uzumaki Sakura lately and they just won't seem to leave. Add in a little jealousy and you get Sasuke determined to make that woman his everything. M for lemons! Tag-along story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crush by Fangirl17 reviews
Edward's a player,but when he starts to have feelings for his sister's dorky bestfriend, he goes awol for her. No matter how many times he tries to walk away,and ignore his feelings, he keeps coming back. Is it just a crush or is he falling in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,143 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blood of a Flower by 24-7reader reviews
When Edward left in N.M. Bella tried to fill the hole left behind with the fact that mythical creatures exist. Fifty years later and her and the Cullens cross paths once again. They're still vampires but what is Bella? It all belongs to S.M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 47,555 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She turned in to a Swan by NoMonkeyBusiness reviews
Ugly Bella is bullied by the cullens. After a year she can't take it anymore and moves to phoenix. Bella changes. But Charlie is sick and Bella comes back to help him .Bella and the cullens meet again but this time bella is a swan ... LEMONS ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,229 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sovereign Fate by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Taking place in 17th century Europe, Princess Isabella faces her fate as her arranged marriage to promiscuous Prince Edward, future King of England. As she resists the inevitable, is she actually running away from the future she always wanted? AH/OC/Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,936 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love My Own Rival by vampireheiress13 reviews
Bella and Edward are rivals since-birth. then something happens that will brought them closer together. Edward helps bella got a revenge on her ex-bf. will they realize that they were the one meant to be together?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,535 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Showcase by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are the head of the ballroom dancing world. This competition will determine everything! But something Naruto says starts Sakura thinking... does she REALLY love Sasuke? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Was Every by jol27 reviews
For 25 yrs they have been best friends then in just 1 single minute everything changed. "Guys I'm getting married!" My name is Bella Swan and I have a secret I am in love with my best friend. All norm pairs All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,791 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death and Poison by Lovenyx125 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Jasper left because of the onslaught of painful emotions. 50 years later, when Victoria is about to attack, the Cullen's go to the Volturi for help. Aro lends them his best fighters Death and Poison. But why do Death and Poison seem so familiar?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
The Life of Bella Swan AKA Anya Grey by caffeineaddict90 reviews
Bella Swan is a member of one of the top elite undercover agencies. She's not one of the best-she is THE best, and the next person on her hitlist is none other than business magnate Edward Cullen. But there's a catch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Hottie Academy by I luv edward Cullen11773 reviews
Bella is confident and hot. And Edward if the hot player every girl loves. But what happens when things get in way with true love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tough Love by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Cold, powerful, Edward Cullen craves his assistant, Bella. One night late at the office, he takes what he wants without asking. Lemon. All human. Please do not read if you are under the age of 18. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Are Broken by thelittlefanpire reviews
Bella needs a date to the dance. Edward needs to get back at his ex. Getting together seems like the perfect plan until they fall in love. Along the way they find out that we are all broken. AH. Strong Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Together by darkpetaltaki reviews
She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,379 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet Serenity by LadyAmoreAlice reviews
Edward left Bella in the forest and he never returned. Depressed Bella couldn't take the pain and misery Edward and his family caused her so she goes to the Volturi wishing for death. Although, things do not turn out as planned ; Give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,066 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Alec - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7185 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's How You Love Me Now by Washingtonian reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and Bella never went into a depressed state but a rage, she went to the volturi and 275 years later the Cullens come for her coronation as Princess Isabella Volturi. Rated M for lame lemon scene and suggestiveness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,308 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard to Love by giant-pixy reviews
My own version of Twilight. It's all human. Edward is the hottest guy at Forks High School and in his mind there is no girl that is good enough for him, that is until Bella Swan came into the picture. You'll have to read to find out more! very OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,762 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just My Luck! by emmettlover24 reviews
Edward leaves. Bella is changed and becomes a rockstar. Bella and the Cullen's meet again 123 years later. What does the Volturi have to do with this? Will Bella accept the Cullen's back in her life?If she does will her and Edward live happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,893 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
In Your Eyes by FiferRose reviews
Bella and Rosalie are vampires in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
steamy hot and doctor by emokitty and twilight reviews
bella and carlisle have lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/25/2010
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11578 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Marriage Maid from Misery by isabellsah cullen reviews
Submission for the Parkaward contest. Bella Swan, a law student, is employed in the Edward Cullen household. He's been in love with her since day one, yet has been less than forthcoming with his feelings. Can he capture the lovely Bella's heart? SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If Not for You by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,895 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Be Happy Sasuke by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Yes you can. I can't hold you anymore Sasuke, but she can. I can't cuddle you when you have a bad dream anymore, but she can. She will love you to death and give you everything she has. And I know, over time, you'll be able to do the same."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
CrissCross by peaceful abyss reviews
She, a trained spy. He, a wealthy businessman. A mission intertwines the two, and a greater evil waits ahead for them. Could they set aside their differences and grow a bond? Or will their lives just criss-cross? sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parent Trap by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen divorced 11 years ago, but they had twins. Bella has Annie & Edward has Hallie. But Annie & Hallie don't know this. What happens when they meet at camp & find out? Simple they create the Parent Trap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving Up by The-Woman-In-White reviews
Bella sees Edward again after twenty-five years. He didn't come back in New Moon, and Bella was changed. But he is with someone else. What if Bella decides the best thing might be to let go? OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4127 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind The Images by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
After Bella Swan's best friend releases a portrait of her it is purchased an an auction by Edward Masen, one of society's elite photographers, who seems to have an irresistible draw to Bella. Can Bella accept Edward's attention? Originally by xx.Nikteche
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,148 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When An Uchiha Smiles by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke has been neglecting his wife for some scrolls, so Sakura gets an idea to place a fake hickey on her neck... How will Sasuke react to this? R&R PLEASE :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Damn Neighbor! by iirongirl reviews
For as long as I remember, the Uchiha’s had been my neighbors. They’re son and I have grown to hate each other, but after not seeing me for a year, why is he looking at me so…strangely lately? Is he, no don’t tell me…is he falling in love with me? SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,396 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 5,127 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Love Is Timeless by 42SantaBaby42 reviews
Three years ago, I obtained the ability to control time, space, and everything that comes with it, but there are consequences. It's lead me to Forks, Washington- home to a coven of vampires. I know their secret, secretly, but they don't know mine... Yet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,779 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Secret by dmd0869 reviews
This is a sequel to Past Love Reminder. Marcus and Renee have a daughter, Bella, half vampire half human. How will she shake up the vampire world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,690 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Bullied Bella No More by julietsparks reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward when they were younger and she flees to Phoenix & eventually moves to Italy. 4 years later, she returns to Forks, better than anyone has ever expected and she plans to make Edward regret everything he's done to her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,257 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elevators, Strangers and Surprises by AMayes reviews
Bella's elevator ride with a gorgeous stranger becomes charged when the lift breaks down. Things become complicated when she discovers the stranger is her to-be boss, Edward Cullen. Originally written for the Make It Count contest. Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Livin and Lovin with the Volturi by Emzybear reviews
Edward left. Bella goes to Volturi where she get a new life and love. She finds a love in Alec AN: All stories will be moved to my account on TWCS. The link is on my profile
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Alec
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surfer Girl by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Edward is dumped by his girlfriend, Tanya. His brothers, Emmett and Jasper decide that he needs a vacation in Hawaii. Will he find what he needs to get over his loss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Miles by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella has always been in love with her best friend Edward but there's one problem- he's engaged. Somehow, they end up 1000 miles apart and with Alice's guidance, Bella plans to move on. But what happens when Edward realises he's loved Bella all along? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,860 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Defying Gravity by Jenny0719 reviews
Edward Cullen moves to Seattle where he meets and falls in love with Bella Swan. He leaves all of it behind to travel the world, only to find himself lost without Bella. When he returns, he finds that his life is going to change forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,782 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
daybreak by xSirenSongx reviews
Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? A retelling of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,529 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Family's Love by The Novelist in Training reviews
AU: Bella is a vegitarian vampire when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens, She soon moves in and becomes part of the family, and falls hard for Edward. Edward and Bella it's my first story give it a try! read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,501 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hold It All When I Hold You by itsonlylife12 reviews
Edward is in his third year of college when his sister starts at the same school. What will Edward do when he meets Alice’s beautiful roommates and what kind of crazy trouble will the six get themselves into? All human, first FanFiction, R&R, M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,780 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 10,466 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masters of War by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was the nerdy girl in school who was constantly picked on by Edward Cullen and the rest of his group. When she moves back to Forks six years later with a backbone and confidence will she get vengeance or will the joke be on her. E/B AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,199 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Princess Bella by jess-luvs-music reviews
Isabella Swan is a princess in France. Her mother arranged Bella a marriage with Edward Cullen, Prince of Italy. what happens when Bella falls in love and Edward cheats on her. Years later they meet again. will sparks fly all over again... Reiview!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,636 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4513 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gladiatrix by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella's mother was killed when she was little, her father, a gladiator was at war. Now that Bella is 17 she is sent to Rome to fight the most dangerous men and tasks. when she's there she catches the eye of the Emperor of Rome himself Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Start Over by Tainted Grace reviews
After a bad break up with her boyfriend of almost 2 years Bella decides to start over, the thing is he wont let her. AU fic. ALL HUMAN. Edward&Bella. If dominating Edward isn't your thing i suggest not to read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Amazing Sex by MrsBrookeCullen reviews
title says all! CxB! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Punish Me by simplegirlsandkatiegirls reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sakura Is Pregnant by Hana Asuki reviews
I, Uchiha Sasuke, have just received news that my wife, Har- Uchiha Sakura, is pregnant. Even though I'm on a business trip far, far away from my LOVELY wife, I bet she can hear me screaming for joy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An affair to remember by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella is married to Jacob Black and they couldn't be happier. but when they move to a new location to start a new life together, what happens when Bella meets Edward a neighbour who's divorced from his unfaithful wife? an affiar shall start with the two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,807 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping Bella by pukcuf reviews
Edward climbs in Bella's bedroom again but this time Bella is only wearing a blue baby lace doll without undies? What will Edward do? Lemons&an lil humor at the end BxE--- ONE-SHOT! enjoy! o.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My biology teacher by pukcuf reviews
Bella is the student assistant for biology, she needs to help her biology teacher on a little hands on work after school.....first fanfic so give a try? D ONE-SHOT BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have You Moved On? by iluvpynk reviews
In New Moon, Edward decides to come back, but he's too late: Laurent already bit Bella, and Edward thinks Bella is dead. Now 90 years later, Bella is back in Forks, and so are the Cullens, but there's a new member: Jennifer, Edward's new girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vice Versa by Amber 90210 reviews
Edward and Bella lived next door to each other their entire live's. They fight constantly about anything, untill one faithfull night they somehow swap body's. Now for the first time they have to work together to swap back before time runs out. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,260 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Sex by MrsBrookeCullen reviews
after a long day at school, Edward takes Bella home so they can have a little 'fun'. better then it sounds, i promise. LEMON! R&R! my first story EVER! REVIEW! one-shot unless readers want more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take A Chance On Me by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends forever. He grew up in love with Lauren and Bella loves him. He doesn't know. What happens when they go to his brother's wedding and he is determined to win Lauren's heart? AH. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need You So Bad by guilty innocence101 reviews
Ever since Sasuke's abrupt departure, Sakura has been working hard to become stronger while trying to forget him. So what happens when he suddenly reappears in her life? What are his intentions for this uncalled visit?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,584 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Protecting Him by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,290 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pearl Harbor at Twilight by LiveInLove-ForgetRegret reviews
Its takes one moment to change history and love to change lives. **Pearl Harbor with Twilight characters**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,791 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gazing at the Stars by blossomdrops reviews
Title Edited: Sasusaku Love Season//Love is in the air! High school. Friends. Rivalries. Love. Full summary inside. Pairings: Sasusaku and you know the rest...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Let Me Go by bella book worm reviews
Bella is invisible. Until Edward Masen, school player, notices her. But she doesn't know that Edward bet his friends he can get her to sleep with him in 1 month. What happens when Edward falls for her? What happens when she finds out that she was a bet?AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,618 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving Up Is Not An Option by happy-in-the-rain reviews
Edward loves Bella, Bella loves Edward. But what happens when you throw in Edwards girlfriend Tanya and have both Edward and Bella in denial about how they feel? A few loverly twists,funny i hope but what will it take to get Edward and Bella together? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,655 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Friends Till the End? by K and Jazz reviews
Sakura and Sasuke have been best friends since they were kids, but when they are reunited after years of separation things happen.Will their long lasting friendship become something more? Or will jealousy and hatred drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Farris Wheel Love by writing-rabbit reviews
Bella is forced to go to he fair with Alice,Rosalie,Jasper and Emmett to meet Rosalie's brother Edward who just moved. To get away from creepy guy Mike, Bella jumps on a roller coaster only to meet amazing Edward Cullen. all human. what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,255 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love: Edward's Story by Forestrosesprite reviews
Sequel to Geek Love. A socially awkward Edward has to deal with his long time best friend falling in love. He soon discovers that girls aren't the horrible things that he's been afraid of for so long. ExB. Edward Pov. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,419 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks Player by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella swan has just moved to Forks to live with her dad. as she's arriving her dad tells her about the boys she has to stay away from. Edward apparently is the worst one of them all. What will Bella do when she catches th eattention of the Forks Player
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,848 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naruto's sister Sakura by Subziro91 reviews
Sasuke is in love with Naruto's little sister, what will happend when he finally gives in to his desire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beauty In the Breakdown by notnowgarrison reviews
Edward Masen was not expecting to have a woman collapse onto him on the Metro. It was natural to get defensive - but Bella Swan, columnist, is quite defensive, too. Dedicated to all people who live in Washington, DC, or ride the Metro all over the place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another Day at the Gym by SoNotNaive reviews
Edward and Bella in a hot tub! in public! need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,595 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's a vampire! by elliot.and.jd.4eva1 reviews
What if Bella was already a vampire and attending Forks High when the cullens move to Forks?Bella is all alone and hates being a vampire.eventually bellaxedward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI’s Most Unwanted by Gleena reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
lemony sex by edwardandbella09 reviews
super horney sex beware edward and bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Geek Love by Forestrosesprite reviews
Bella meets Edward in college. Edward isn't the easiest person to get to know. EXB. Bella POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,899 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Asassins Of Volterra by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella is paired with Alice for an English project. They have to recreate a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bella's favorite play. But she doesn't understand how two people can fall in love so fast, until she meets Alice's Brother Edward. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,433 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tangible by twilightdazzle reviews
Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Longer Friends or Enemies Revision by AmeliaScottLover reviews
Have you heard the latest gossip? Bella Swan, the school brain, is tutoring Edward Cullen, the irresistible, star baseball player... What happens between the smartypants and the sexy jock? What could possibly happen between a jock and a nerd? Read 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,983 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not So Mile High Club by creampuffsteph reviews
my o/s for smut mondays. Edward and Bella meet on a flight to California. What happens when you mix instant attraction with too much to drink? And what will they do when they reach solid ground? AU/AH, EPOV, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
By the Book by moderndayportia reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Abduction by Rose White007 reviews
Bella is an average high school girl. Edward is a young billionaire. Bella just happens to be the object of his desire; how will he capture her heart and prove his love? Reviews still appreciated. Editing completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bound by you.broke.a.promise reviews
He recognized the symbol in the middle of the bracelet- it was an uchiwa fan, that was for sure. But what un-settled him was the symbol surrounding it. Another clan symbol. The Haruno circle. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Some Things Just Aren't Easy by ohsosweetlove reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Edward's sweet as hell but Bella really doesn't see the appeal that every single girl Edward brings home at night does. Better Summary inside. All Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,651 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save You by socact reviews
Edward is a brilliant, troubled doctor who uses medicine to escape his past, until he meets a beautiful patient whose mysterious, debilitating disease challenges everything he knows about life and death. Can he save her? Can she save him? AH, ExB, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
A Walk At TWILIGHT to Remember by Musicmochroidhe reviews
A twist on the Nicholas Sparks novel we all know and love... Starring our favorite characters from Twilight! Edward Masen is one of the most popular guys at school, but events throw him together with outcast Bella Swan, and of course they fall in love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,949 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One wedding, a change to last a lifetime by twilightlover179 reviews
Bella attends her best friend alice's wedding where she meets Edward. He seems to be her perfct match. But will they end up showing the feelings they have for each other? What will happen. Disclaimer: i do not own anything
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
breaking cedric by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Cedric had all he ever wanted or so they say. Maybe all he wanted was someone who truly understood him. Cedric/Hermione. Takes place during Goblet of Fire and Order of Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,002 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
Closet Case by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake Up Little Angel by SakuraDrops93 reviews
A sudden engagement is made, but the problem is Sasuke dislikes Sakura, and Sakura isn't sure of how she feels. As they get older, strange feelings form between the two. What ARE their true feelings? Time Skip WILL be used! Sasusaku R&R Pls! No flames!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,534 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Royal is born by oreobabysunshine reviews
AFter Edward leaves Bella finds out that she's the princess of Italy. What happens when the meet 90 years later and she's been changed? If your not going to review do not read...I need reviews please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,033 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frantic by Justine Lark reviews
“Do you have any idea how close I came to crossing the line today?” How close? What went through Edward's mind when Bella went to La Push and how does he come to terms with her visits? An emotional Eclipse missing moment from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Not What I Expected by livelifeanime reviews
Sasuke expects everything to be the same on his way back to the Hidden Leaf Village. A stop on his journey reveals otherwise. Sakura has a child? How will Sasuke react to this new discovery? SasuXSaku I fixed all errors and made changes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,908 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lie Lie Lie by KawaiiTenshiCeres reviews
Five years since he left,Sasuke has come back to Kohona and announces he's getting married!After a mission,he soon realises he has fallen for Sakura!But..she doesn't feel the same way..Will Sasuke get her heart before the big day?Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,895 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4947 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl Next Door by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward discovers that the girl next door has a very dirty secret. Entry for the SMC Contest. AU/AH. Bella/Edward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snake in the Tent by Ardent Ly reviews
It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 270 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Play me, and i'll cheer you on by Thomas'svampirexprincess reviews
Edward is the school player. Bella is the head cheerleader. She just moved to forks,and it seems like Edward has his eye on her. Will she let him play her? or will they fall in love? Or will Bella,fall for someone, more, unreal? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,158 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadow of the Day by XDCaramel reviews
Bella told Edward she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way. What happens when they meet 2 years later after the murder of Bella's mother? Will old wounds reopen? And Renee's killer still on the loose... ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,611 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find a newspaper article that turns her world upside down. Could it be true?--One-shot ExB, BPOV, A/H, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghosts of the past by linnybug reviews
Bella and Charlie move back to Forks after the death of Renee. Bella meets Edward, the misunderstood jock. Will she see him for who he really is? Sorry...awful summary, but still a good story, I swear! Rated M -- ya know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,125 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Nervous Breakdown by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-‘I am now wet, in my swim suit, and being held bridal style by Uchiha Sasuke, who is wet, shirtless, and really, really, really hott. And I just had to go and start hyperventilating...' .:SasuSaku:. EPILOGUE IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Beginnings by Seyance reviews
Bella is transferred to Edward's company. Her and Edward find themselves into a very deep relationship shortly after they meet. Suddenly, something causes Bella and Edward's lives to change forever! Bella/Edward, All Human. READ&REVIEW. ITS LOVE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,961 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by Blank183 reviews
Collab with Bacatlover! "Sakura," he whispered. She looked above to see his Sharingan glowing in the dark, "I said I'm not letting you go this time."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stripper Gram by ShelbySabaku reviews
“Just promise me you won’t overreact” Sakura pleaded to her boyfriend. "Why? Whats wrong?" Sasuke asked. “Well, it’s just that there and strippers at Ino’s bachelorette party” Then, there was a very long beep, and the line went dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll BE by lovedforeternity reviews
Edward and Bella reunite after four years apart. They have been childhood friends but has time changed them? Edward and Bella find themselves torn between what they know about each other and what they feel. Will they fall in love or fall apart. Unedited!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,003 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meleth by ink blood360 reviews
Bella moves to Forks with her family after they have been placed in exile by their kind. I know another Bella isn't human fanfic but please give it shot. First fanfic. R&R. M for future chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,211 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's getting hot by revamp me reviews
Pure lemon between Bella and Edward. Hot, Sexy, and my first story. Check it out! Small humor at the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Billionaire by TheWorldGoesRound reviews
Edward and Bella are getting married only this time it is not by choice they are betrothed. What happens when they get married by force will they fall in love or will it all go down in flames RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,376 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
The Love of a Friend by just drifting reviews
Bella Swan is in love with her best friend Edward Cullen. But when Edward gets a girl friend, Bella decides to do the same and Edward realizes that he may want Bella to be more than a friend. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friendships and Memories by cmg42 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. They never felt the need to be paired off together like their other friends, but what happens when Edward hears something that changes his whole way of thinking? All Human. Sequel is up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,757 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Palm Academy and Everything That Happens by BadaBingBadaBong reviews
Bella Swan has just moved to Palm Academy and has already befriended her two roommates Rosalie and Alice. But will she fall for Alice's dreamy brother Edward after all Alice and Rosalie's plans? All the normal couples, all human. First fanfic. please read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Forever? Not revised by VonThunder reviews
When Edward moves to Forks Bella is crushed. Even though they stay in touch, Bella feels like Edward isn't telling her something. When Bella's mom dies in a car crash, it's off to Forks too. Who's the Player with bronze hair? AU -NOT the revised version!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What if I am a superhero? by linnybug reviews
Similar story to original Twilight, but with a very different Bella. Story has a better description. Rated M, just in case...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,167 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Camp Rock! Twilight Style! by tonoavailxoxo reviews
Bella Swan makes her own songs and wants to go to a camp called CAMP ROCK! Where people get known. What happens when celebrity star Edward Cullen comes to the camp? What happens in Final Jam? And who's Tanya? Reviews please! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,745 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Love in the Big Apple by isabellsah cullen reviews
All main characters, very different storyline. Set 21st century New York. Bella 17yrold milion dollar business woman meets edwards little sister amanda and falls for Edward. Laurent and James are back and want bella for her money. BxE All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,540 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
To Life and Freedom by ScreamBrianna reviews
Bella is a free spirited beauty who is accepting life with grace and curiosity. Edward is a world hating player. He doesn't believe in love while Bella basks in it. Who would think one girl would change so many lives in a year. All human, really inspiring
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,777 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
sTEAMY LOVE by DazzledbyEdwardCullen reviews
a hot shower with edward and bella ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inner Demons by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
Sakura is kidnapped,and reunites with Sasuke. She realizes that the Uchiha has changed drastically...and that instead of ridding of his inner demons, they have almost completely taken over him in his thirst for power. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Courage In Crisis by orchidork reviews
Edward stared at me in terror. “Bella, get out of the way! Get out of the car or drive! No, Bella, don’t sit there. Move! Please.” I stared at the tank that would hit me any second. I tried to move but my arms and legs were frozen. rated T for safety. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,317 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Trust by three.hills reviews
Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bridesmaids revisited by linnybug reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after six years, at Alice's wedding in England. Will they realize the feelings they have for each other? All Human. I won't make promises of lemons, only innuendos :-P BTW, I don't own anything...just thought I'd add that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,146 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fresh Start by Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover reviews
4 yrs passed since Sasuke left Konoha. Sakura is now stronger than ever and NOT weak anymore. When Sasuke comes back will he be able to stand the changes in Sakura and if he told her his feelings for her, how will she react? R&R plz! SakuxSasu and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To have Fallen in Love by aiisha101 reviews
-Oneshot- “Father, how did you know that you were in love with mother?” Sasuke asked with obvious sincerity and seriousness in his tone. Fugaku just blinked, he never expected to be asked this by his son, maybe about academics but not about his love life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Generation by Autumn's Wind reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha and now that team 7 is reunited, they are better known as the next Legendary Sannin. When some hard moments occur in their lives Sasuke realizes he has waited long enough and wants to get Sakura back. SasuSaku Enjoy it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,527 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No More Romance Novels! by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto want to teach Sakura a lesson when they catch their girlfriend reading romance novels again. Isnt their life one whole romance novel in its self? Lemon SasuSakuNaru NaruSakuSasu. Only two pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
I'm About To Break by boopboopglee reviews
Starting on the Plane ride home from Italy Bella begins hearing Edwards thoughts..., you guys can tell me if you want me to continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha Always Gets What He Wants by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a possessive husband who wants to spend some quality time with his wife. Sakura Uchiha is the innocent wife of Sasuke who soon learns that no matter whatever happens in life, Sasuke Uchiha always gets what he wants...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The dirty boy&Girl by Subziro91 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are very NAUGHTY in this ONESHOT story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Always Finds A Way by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke has returned from The Sound to find that Sakura has turned into a beautiful Kunoichi that is over him. Sakura couldn't wait to get her revenge when Sasuke returned. The thing they didn't expect was to refall in love! SasuSaku and implied others!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The new Beginning by Twilightfever reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice are sisters: move to a new town and bump into the three boys who are popular and dated every girl in the school and they are Edward, Jasper and Emmett. Will they find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind reviews
Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,615 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by ValiantToasters reviews
Sakura is transfered to the new Ninja Acadamy and needs a guide to show her around she gets stuck with school celebrity Sasuke Uchiha. But when the fangirls get greedy, can Sakura survive? SasuSaku takes place at the acadamy. missions will arise
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,449 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Crazy Night by Sasuke'sForever reviews
Sasuke just shows up randomly one night at Sakura's house... Well something's gonna happen... Sas X Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last Day in the Office by darkpetaltaki reviews
Oneshot. It's Sakura's last day working as Sasuke's sectary before the holidays. Let's see how her last day in the office turns out... sasusaku... lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Borrowed by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Steamy Soak by Crimsomblade reviews
After returning from a long mission Sasuke and Sakura decide to take a relaxing soak at the village's hot springs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Gifts Expand by starbook reviews
Takes place during New Moon: it's kind of a twist on the story. Kind of. What if Edward, Jasper and Alice's gifts suddenly became a lot more powerful and they were able to sense Bella? Better than it sounds! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
The Dating Game by randomteenager reviews
Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an "accidental" encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,075 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
All for One and One for All by Jennjennr reviews
Being best friends when young is easy, but the older you get the harder it is to stay friends. Can three people survive growing up as teens and beyond? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,655 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Birds That Float Brought Us Together by Elf-War-Goddess-Blood-Lust reviews
Mia and Michale are finally together.RatingM for VERY DETAILED LEMON!
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Descendant by Opague reviews
Bella is the daughter of the first vampire in the world. She is the second most powerful vampire and the princess of the vampire. Can Edward compare with her other admirers and melt this Ice Princess?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Broken Runaway by Galatria57 reviews
When sasuke breaks her heart by returning engaaged, Sakura runs away. Now, years later, Sakura returns stronger, and determined to prove her worth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'll Tell You Mine If You Tell Me Yours by brezoflower reviews
Tonight, it's both jealousy and honesty on the dance floor. What else can you expect from a party hosted by Jiraiya? Everyone has their secrets. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cold by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
He was a lady magnet and uses his looks to get info. She uses her body to attract her male targets. Now, a little bet brings them closer. Could these two learn how to love when they keep toying with feelings? AUOOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day I Got Engaged, He Returned by Shioan reviews
[SasuxSakuxOC] Pretty much what title says. I know some people hate OCs but please, do give it a shot, ok? It all happened in one day, some years back, and a few months later. –Complete–
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,518 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Believe Me, It's True by chanarix reviews
Sasuke has always hid his innermost feelings for as long as he can remember. But at age sixteen, he can’t afford to hide those feelings anymore. But what if the one he loves hates him for past misunderstandings? SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,760 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where we Met by ayshrina tan reviews
[COMPLETE!] At age 19, team 7 has gone thier seperate ways... what happens when they are united once again? And Sakura is engaged! How does Sasuke react? WARNING: includes sex, impiled seual activity & language. SASUSAKU SAKUOC NARUHINA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,711 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Titled by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
*complete* Herm/Drac so you are warned, R for inexplicit sex, bored Draco kidnaps Herm summer before last year at Hog. for something to do, meh, now edited somewhat... be warned it isn't very fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 9/2/2002 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Prince and the Peasant by Calenhisiel Greenleaf reviews
Just your basic Cinderella story and half the story of my life (the other half doesnt have a happy ending.) working on part 2
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002
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