
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hey everybody,
My name is Paige. I am a Twilight addict. I love those books. Stephenie Meyer is an amazing author. Besies my Twilight addiction you should know that I pretty much love to read and I like to write more and more now that I've started. I'm really into romances and right now I'm really into vampires. Kinda specific huh? Vampire romances but that's why I come here. I like both all human and vamp stories so if you know any good ones please let me know. I also like the Evernight Series and the House of Night Series. Any ways hope you guys like all of my stories that I have on here.
Paige x
P.S. Oh yeah... I'm on team Switzerland for Twilight... it's too hard to decide!!
News!
8/23/09
Hey everybody! I just wanted you guys to know that I will be finishing up Why Is It All So Complicated? pretty soon and I will be starting a new all human story. I'm not sure of the title yet but I will let all of you know what it is as soon as I decide. I luv all of y'all! Read on!
Random Stuff About Me
Born in: Cali!!
Live in: Colorado
Apperance: Blond/brunett hair that's super curly (and annoying), blue/green eyes and 5' 3"... but I'm still a nerd don't get me wrong. lolz =D and I just got my braces off!!
Real Friends on Fanfiction: Kennedy (SoftballStar) and Laura (sandyandmaxwellfanatic) and Charlotte Emma (EdwardCullensMine)... Kennedy, Laura, and Charlotte Emma have stories on here so go read them!!
Cool Quotes
"Best friends are the ones that know everything about you and like you any ways!"
~ IDK
"Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You must simply do things."
~Ray Bradbury
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
~ Will Rogers
"It's funny until some one gets hurt then it's hilarious!"
~ IDK
"I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me!"
~ IDK
"Unless life also hands you sugar and water your lemonade is going to suck."
~ IDK
"I may not be able to fight or shot a gun but I can spit with deadly accuracy."
~ Bones
"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
~Ganhdi
"Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revovling door."
~ IDK
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirker Than You Since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
The Ten Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping
(Why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)
To My BFF's!
If you cry
I cry
When you hurt
I hurt
When you laugh
I laugh
When you jump out of a window...
I laugh some more because you landed on Dr. Phil
Or...
When you cry
I cry
When you hurt
I hurt
When You Laugh
I laugh
When you jump off a bridge into the Pacific Ocean...
I get a boat and paddle to save your retarded ass!!
Friends stop to ask if you're ok, best friends scream "She's pissed! Move!"
If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a sack, DONT PANIC! I told Santa I wanted a good friend for Christmas
Best friends are like chocolate...you never know if you picked the craziest out of the box!
Best friends are so great, if your house were to burn down, they'd be there roasting marshmallows.
My best friends are better than yours so put that in your juice box and suck it!
She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!
A good friend comforts you if he rejects you, but best friends walk up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but a best friend would be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn THAT WAS FUN!!"
Miles apart or right next to you best friends are forever!!
Copy and Pastes
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, do not copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you SLAP anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile.
You consider naming your children after anyone in the Twilight saga
You humor yourself by noting how many people walk to the cash register with a red and black book in their hands . . . and you cannot rest until you know which one it was.
You hear thunder and your immediate thought is that vampires are playing baseball.
You read the saga for the millionth time and still cry/cheer/laugh out loud and hope like hell you can find a love like that.
You want to become a vampire
You give one of your Edward posters a kiss every night.
You try and convince everyone you know to read and love twilight as much as you do!
You occasionally bite yourself.
You are immediately attracted when a guy tells you his name is Edward.
You want to take ballet because Bella did and because Alice walks gracefully like a dancer.
You ask your local movie theatre if you can have the massive twilight posters after they’re done with them.
Want to go urgently to Forks.
Someone says something and you quote the movie back to them in response.
All you ever see is twilight, all you ever think of is twilight, and your #1 trait in a guy is if they’re a vampire.
When you do something really cool or spontaneous, you like to say ”It’s cuz I’m secretly a vampire.”
Everywhere you go, you’ll think of the Twilight characters and wonder if they have ever been there.
You know you are a twilighter when you remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie.
You put glitter on yourself so you too can sparkle in the sun like a vampire-and you did this before you heard about the body glitter they are selling a Hot Topic.
Everytime you see the word twilight you freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.
When you look over in history class and see a girl reading a black book so you crane your neck and see the line “something with her scent on it”. you turn to your best friend and proclaim “IT’S ECLIPSE!”
Every time you turn on ur pc the first thing u look for is about Twilight.
You cry every time Edward leaves, even though you have read the book 3 times.
You start a conversation about a movie and some how you mix up the guy role with Edward Cullen or Robert Pattinson.
You apply twilight to real life.
You breath,eat and live for the Twilight saga
You look at apples in a completely different way.
People ask you if you want to go to the movies and you automatically try to convince them to see Twilight for the millionth time.
You Go to the see The Twilight Movie more then once.
You name Your Favorite Teddy Bear “Emmett”
You wrote I Love Edward Cullen in all your school books!!
When you are talking about pancakes and you finish talking about Edward Cullen
Put Your Toy Lion Next to Your Lamb Toy.
Instead of screaming OMG! you start screaming Oh My Edward!
While washing the dishes you think “I wouldn’t have to wash stupid dishes if I were a vampire!”.
Someone Says Edwards Not real You yell: “EDWARD IS REAL AND HE’S MY BOYFRIEND!”
You look at your boyfriend and think “Dammit, why dont you sparkle!”
Hope you enjoyed my profile!