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Joined 03-05-09, id: 1856749, Profile Updated: 09-09-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I am seriously addicted to twilight. Simple as.

I blame my beta Boufanu one of my partners in crime. She got me into the saga and from there it has been a constant downwards spiral. I love the fandom world and fanfictions, and although I am not a great writer I have so many ideas in my head I started to just get them down on paper (Boufanu makes them readable).

About me

Apart from being overly obsessed with a book, I love music first and foremost. I play quite a few instruments and have been since a very young age, I also listen to almost everything from classical, to musicals, to indie, to punk, to rap, I really do not have a specific genre above others, it is mood dependant. If you like classical music, my favourite composer at the moment is Ludovico Einaudi.

I have just finished a degree in Psychology and am aiming to be a forensic psychologist. Or enter into a talent contest and win a place on stage in a musical, but we all knwo how likely that is.

Other than books and music I am film and TV mad, I go to the movies every week and often shock people with the random facts and knowledge I have about films. My favourite TV shows include; Grey's anatomy, Lost, Heroes, Skins, Scrubs, teachers, etc. There is a lot so I shouldn't go on on that front.

I love animals and am counting the days till I get a house rabbit, I also have a very annoying cat, and a completely mad, but annoyingly intelligent dog.

I also have a thing for purple, cows and pens, and I am anally retentive to an annoying state, which gives my friends lots of laughs at my extent. This does nothelp when my partner couldn't care less about where things go or what order they go in. I'm probably freaking people out now :-D

The lightest of the nights

This is my first piece of fiction I have written since many years ago from School, so for now please excuse the basic-ness of it, I hope to get better in time, and with help from Boufanu who is purely and simply a fantastic beta and I don't doubt that one day I will see her name on the cover of a book.

Just to clarify this is a Post Breaking Dawn FF, and is set quite far into the future. So is not straight from BD. It is for now just set as a Bella POV but I may change that as the chapters play out, this is currently undecided. I do have a full outline for this story and I hope people will enjoy it.

My internet life

Come find me on twilighted Where everyone on there is fantastic, there is lots of Rob! And usually has me cracking up on there daily. My forum link is Or if you prefer to read this story on twilighted the link is

Live Journal will be coming soon when I work out how to update it and such like.

And very basic at the moment is my twitter account http://twitter.com/lottums

I'm sorry I am a complete dunce when it comes to computers and technology.

If you are looking for some other amazing stories check out my favourite stories and Authors, most of whom are on twilighted and are truly a fantastic bunch.

Twilight groups

The SPB - Initiated on the Creature of Habit thread on twilighted, the main question here is 'does it sparkle?' We have cake!

The BSK - Initiated on The Fallout thread on twilighted, no matter what OCD_indeed throws at us we are in full denyal of these event and swear by the fact that Bella's Still Kickin', we have cookies, cake and courtesy of BelleBlack a new bedazzled jacket!

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6746 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 4,854 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mischief & Mistletoe by EZRocksAngel reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The lightest of the nights reviews
After fleeing from the States, the Cullens are hoping to settle down to a new life. But life is never quite for those of the supernatural world, and no matter how far away the move, trouble is always likely to follow.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward