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Joined 03-02-09, id: 1853644, Profile Updated: 03-21-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

My name is Elizabeth but everyone calls me Liz. I am absolutly obessed with Twilight and Edward Cullen.

Some of my favorite quote:

About three things I was absolutly possitive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him- and i didn't know how potent that part might

be- that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. -Bella page 195 Twilight

Edward's only human Bella. He's going to react like any other boy. -Angela page 136 Eclipse

You are exactly my brand of heroin. -Edward page 268 Twilight

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick masochistic lion. -Edward and Bella page 274 Twilight

You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry Grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home. -Bella page 149 Eclipse

You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous. -Edward page 141 Eclipse

This kind of stuff just doesn't exist. It does in my world. -Bella and Edward Twilight the Movie

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Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
The Story of Us by Mindy Ann reviews
This is a reflection on Nessie's life with Jacob. It follows the progression of their relationship from her birth to the present. It will be mostly Nessie's POV, but there may be some Jacob POV as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving On by FreakieBella reviews
Bella and Edward have survived the Volutri and now have to survive college. After staying in Forks for months after the battle, the Cullens are now moving on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Friday Alice Cullen Style! by marykat reviews
Alice challenges the whole family to see who can get the best deal shopping on Black Friday. Everyone uses their "gifts" and hilarity ensues! I have three words for you: Emmett, lingerie and dressing room! Post Breaking Dawn, traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
Sneaking Around by BellaCullen04 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught in a precarious position by Charlie. How will the couple handle it when they are forbidden to see each other? Rated M for future chapters and many future lemons. NEW CHAPTERS ARE UP! PLEASE REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Cullen Christmas Special! by Mrs.AnthonyMasenCullen reviews
This is a present to all my readers and others who choose to read, en i hope you do:D Its all fluff goodness and suchh:D i hope you enjoy your holiday and presents :D this is a series of Christmas stories, not related to each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Nights by xStayWithMe reviews
Just a bunch of short stories put together about Edward and Bella's nights together, while she is human. The dreams and nightmares that she has with him there, their conversations, and moments together. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Brother's First Date by TheSingingGirl reviews
Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Where I End by Maya Eyre reviews
Edward shuts the phone and enters the darkest day of his life. This is New Moon from Edward's POV when he thinks he has lost Bella forever. That she has died.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Get Caught by BellaCullen04 reviews
Emmett and Rose love each other so much. Sometimes they love each other at inconvenient moments. Rated M for a reason. If I get feedback, I may continue this on and make it a series. **I own nothing.. Stephenie is the genius.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Little Moments by TandyHard reviews
Snippets of Jacob and Renesmee's relationship...Inspired by Brad Paisley's "Little Moments" JacobxNessie Read and Review Plz...rated T for language...but it really isn't that bad
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Just Another Night by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Like every night since they met, he holds her in his arms and watches as she sleeps. A one-shot from Edward's point of view that takes place just before the first chapter of "Breaking Dawn".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
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Struck to the Past reviews
Bella is sent back to when Edward was dying of the Spanish Influenza in 1918. Takes place after Edward left in NM.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Back to the Start reviews
The Cullens have gone back to Forks after 75 years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009