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Joined 09-30-10, id: 2559686, Profile Updated: 07-15-12

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: Promise- Simple Plan
Waking Up: Beautiful soul- Jesse McCartney(wow i didnt even remember i had this song) First Day At School: Boots & Boys- Ke$ha
Making Your New Best Friend: Seventeen Forever- Metro Station
Falling In Love: Welcome to the 60's- HairSpray Cast
Breaking Up: Mannequin- Britney Spears
Prom: Smile- Uncle Kracker
Graduation: What i go to school for-Busted
Life's Okay: Blackbird-Glee Cast
Death Of A Close Friend: Peices of Me- Ashlee Simpson
Mental Breakdown: Don't Stop- Glee Cast
Driving: Here without you- 3 Doors Down
Flashback: Shut up- Simple plan Getting Back Together: I miss you- Blink-182
Birth Of A Child: Break it up- Jumpstart Wedding Scene: A house is not a home- Glee cast
Car Accident: No Matter What- Valora
Final Battle: I Wish I was A Punk Roker- Sandi Thom Death Scene:Can't have you- Jonas Brothers
Funeral Song: Call me irresponsible-Michael Buble EndCredits: Wake-Linkin Park Deleted Scenes: Dear John-Tatlor Swift

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 10

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life: in your wildest dreams.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
HE: Does beauty run in your family?
SHE: Well it obviously doesn't run in yours.
HE: I can see forever in your eyes.
SHE: But all I can see is never in yours.
HE: I looked up beatiful today in the thesaurus and your name was included.
SHE: Thanks! I saw your name next to jerk.
HE: You're like a dream.
SHE: Go back to sleep.
HE: What do I have to give you for one little kiss?
SHE: Chloroform.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, but I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
SHE: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
HE: I think you're th best looking girl here.
SHE: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Sure, but only if you buy my girlfriend one too.

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The Journey Ahead by bingewatcher reviews
Becky and Adam continue to have a strong relationship the summer after graduation. Now, they were to be separated because of college. Could they endure the challenges that were to come? Becky/Adam pairing. Contains sexual content. (paused)
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 98,018 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Adam T., Becky B.] OC - Complete
What School Won't Prepare You For by Haley'sCircus reviews
AU where subs are put in schools at a young age and trained for a certain lifestyle. Blaine is a Daddy fresh out of school, looking for the perfectly innocent baby to take home and teach about "grownup playtime". Request for the GKM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,657 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Submissive by jacobluver113 reviews
So many people think the submissive is the weakling and the underling. But they don't have a clue as to what a submissive truly is. My name is Jacob Ephraim Black-Lahote-Uley. And this is my story. FUTURE MPREG and of course SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,884 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jacob, Paul, Sam
Blaine the Pig by ms.hummel-anderson-cullen reviews
Blaine was born with the face of a pig and the only way to break the curse is for someone to love him for who he is. He never expected it to be Kurt, a flawless boy with only eyes for the insde. This story will go through marrige and possible mpreg. AU rated m just in case
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,841 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Watermarks and Ripped Pages by addict-writer reviews
Edward is left bringing Makenna up when his husband dies. He works as a constructor, earning enough to keep them fed and have a roof above their heads. Enter Dr. Cullen and a scratched knee in the equation. Slash. BDSM. CarlislexEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 104,011 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Seth's Secret by VastDeepOcean reviews
Jacob and Seth imprinted on each other. But Seth has a secret that only Sam knows about, Will Jake be happy about it or disgusted? Warning- Slash & Mpreg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Jacob, Seth
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Love conquers everything by Tiro reviews
Harry has a lover no one expected. And together they will bring Dumbledore down. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,583 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
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