![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. If your friends tell you you need a life, and you say: "Four words: Fan fiction dot net." paste this onto your profile. To join the COL (chuckle out loud) revolution, paste this onto your profile. hello adoring fans! (cue the confetti and applause). welcome to my awesome spectacular profile sit thingy. I'm not gonna put to much useless boring washed up information on here. here's a fun survey thing to learn the basics on exiting me. Name: victoria. yes like the sadistic vampire, unless you want to become her next meal, torie. Zodiac sign: leo Hobbies: reading; writing; myspace; computers; school Desribe yourself: no life book worm; mild computer geek; but my grandma says im special! Faviorite book(s): twilight; new moon; eclipse; breaking dawn; all harry potters Favorite music: all music moves me. 3oh!3 is the best; linkin park rocks my socks; paramore bangs my drums; taylor swift cries the songs of my heart; i love it all. Favorite movie: all harry potters; twilight; push; fast and furious: tokyo drift that's the basics so please read my stories and review. i guess that's it. its really not, i could really tell you about a million more fascinating facts about myself but i don't like stalkers. not that i think you all would stalk me. just a precaution. I HATE STEROTYPES!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, go to your page and copy the whole thing!! :) i love emmet cuse he can give me a piggy back ride! i love edward cause he can play me a song and talk to me in a forgien language and thats hot. i love jasper cause he makes me feel good. i love carlisle cause he can fix my broken bones. i love jacob cause he didnt leave. i love alice cause she likes shopping. i love roselie cause she's really pretty. i love esme cause she makes me feel at home. i hate bella cause, lets face it, she an idot. i love renesmee cause hybrids rule! You know you live in 2009 when... Girls Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you. Favorite Random Quotes: It's hard to watch people change right in front of you, but what's worse is remembering who they used to be! never give up someone you cant go a day without thinking about. just because her eyes don't tear; doesn't mean her heart don't cry; and just because she comes off strong; doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. its not what you said that killed us; it all the words left unsaid. I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. Favorite Twilight Saga Quotes: what do i look like? The wizard of oz? You need a brain? you need a heart? go ahead. take mine. take everything i have. -Jacob; breaking dawn; ch.17 p.329 How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? - Alice; new moon; ch. 9 p.439 What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy? - Edward; twilight; ch.5 p.92 Do I dazzle you? - Edward; twilight; ch.8 p.168 And you accused me of dazzling people — poor Jacob Black. - Edward; twilight; ch.9 p.184 I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires. - Embry; new moon; ch.14 p.329 Like you saw just now, hanging out around werewolves has its risks. - Emery; new moon; ch.14 p.330 I won’t lose you, Bella. Not for this. - Jacob; new moon; ch.12 p.290 Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV. - Jacob; eclipse; ch.5 p.119 Does my being half-naked bother you? - Jacob; eclipse; ch.10 p.216 The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse. - Jacob; eclipse; ch.26 p.600 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: get stupid- mac dre Waking Up: pump that bass- lil wayne First Day At School: gifts remix- ray j ft lil wayne Making Your New Best Friend: hey girl -keri hilson Falling In Love: cant get over you- lloyd Breaking Up: amazing- kanye west Prom: birthday sex- jeremiah Graduation: Get Silly- nicki minaj Life's Okay: women's worth- maxwell Death of a Close Friend: will you be there- michael jackson Mental Breakdown: prom queen- lil wayne Flashback: a millie- lil wayne Getting Back Together: come and talk to me- jodecy Birth of Child: you are not alone- michael jackson Wedding Scene: let's stay together- ludacris Car Accident: i'll be there- mariah carey Final Battle: knocks you down- keri hilson Death Scene: sei love- messy marv Funeral Song: i remember- keisha cole End Credits: ego remix- beyonce ft kanye west Deleted Scenes: remember the time- michael jackson |
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