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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Of Nightmares and Wings by Golden-Neko-Of-Doom reviews
Teito becomes intrigued in a book that was given to him by Frau. After having a disconcerting dream involving the Bishop, Teito is forced to realise how much he thinks about him. Meanwhile, Frau discovers just what happens when you comfort an upset teen.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Frau, Teito K.
Stars on a Rainy Night by Ishka reviews
When Ryoma comes back, everyone expected the team would be reunited again, and be like the way it was in junior high, until they found out that he didn't join the tennis club at all.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/24/2006 - E. Ryoma
Death Offer by K. Higurashi reviews
Set after Chibi Zarame gets his powers back. A new student joins the academy, and Shito doesn't like him. Not only that, but Michiru seems to be the only one able to understand him. Can the Zombie hunters figure out who he is before it's too late?
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,171 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Michiru, Grim Reaper - Complete
I'm Back As You Wanted Oh Really? by HairoM reviews
Naruto Begins to accept the fact that Sasuke's not coming back. He meets Haruko and helps her and they begin to be friends. But then comes that morning when Naruto finds a certain Uchiha in his bed and everything is turning upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
maelstrom of the bloody blade by beast man1500 reviews
Naruto's mother was murdered in front of him. His sister sold into prostitution. Now with a deep loathing for konoha and a dream to find her. He will become the maelstrom of the bloody blade. Dark Naruto pairing undecided. Evil!Most of Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shiroshitsuji by Angel Descendant reviews
The thread resembling trust is loosening. As is the master's and butler's. A thread. A thread losing its strength, its connection and itself. Will their thread continue to hold?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ciel P.
Kitsune Sharingan by Final Destin8ion reviews
When Sasuke killed Naruto at the Valley, he experienced the worst physical pain ever, but gains the power to summon the Kyubi and even Naruto. Now the Kyubi is about to take him out of Orochimaru's clutches and back to Konoha. But why?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sasuchan in Art School by Kasa Nichi reviews
Sasuke dislikes people but when he meets his loud, immature, sexy roommate, he can’t help but like him-a lot. How can Sasu handle the feelings Naru evokes in him and how will Naru keep his hands off Sasu? Well, he won't. fluffy,tons of smut Narusasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,102 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gift to Feel by XxTaintedxDaggerxX reviews
Itachi Uchiha is the heir to a multi-billion dollar company. Naruto Uzamaki is just trying to survive life after his parents death and, facing financial problems, turns to prostitution. ItaNaru. Full Summaary Inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Reappearance of the Samurai by Final Destin8ion reviews
For the year after he left Seigaku, Ryoma practically disappeared. Now he's back and armed with a completely new and improved tennis style; ready to take on the Australian Open. But first, he has to get pass the Jr. Tennis Player Prelims. Featuring Tezuka
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K.
Love in Unlikely Places by yin-yang werewolf reviews
A GinXToshiro story. AU, will have boyxboy, so if you don't like that kind of thing than don't read this.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya
72 Hours of Torture by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Freak Me Baby by Yamatochan reviews
Sasuke is tired of his wife. One faithful bar night he passes out, but is pleasured by a certain blonde man.. When Naruto tells his rules to the man, Sasuke's destiny is sealed. A forbidden love story between a business man and a prostitute.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
who will save me? by unknown001 reviews
sasuke's mission is to rescue a prostitute name nariko who happens to be naruto. love at first sight. a man-goddess. naruto is curse with a demon and a jutsu making others want pleasure. what will sasuke do when he has to babysit? sasunaru & itakyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Whore by TrickyPuck reviews
Naruto just wants to graduate college, but that requires money. It seems his body is worth money. Sasuke is the emotionally stunted bastard we all love who has physical needs. HMMM, YAOI Rated M, Prostitution... eventually fluffy. gotta love warm fuzzies
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Original Customer OneShot by VintageChelsie reviews
Sasuke is depressed from his parents death and has resolved to cutting, overdosing, drinking, and many other things. Naruto is a prostitute and doesn't care who he sleeps with, but his heart belongs to his original customer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Gonna Be the Greatest Hokage Ever! by corendel reviews
Hashirama Senju gained his unique bloodline, and a legacy was born that resulted in Naruto Uzumaki ascending to the position of Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Master by Nemo-hime reviews
Naruto has been sold to Sasuke. Itachi bought Kisame. Kakashi owns Iruka. And then the real fun begins. YAOI, beware. AU. as much as i HATE seeing this... story better then summary... ack, it burns! NARUTO NOT MINE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ryuu and Ryo by PlotBunniesIncorporated reviews
Okay, so here we go... Ryoma's a girl who was forced to take her twin's place in Seigaku. What happens to her now that he's back? Pillar Pair TezuRyo femryo Dragon Pair SakuRyuu GP OishiEiji Tensai YuushiFuji Emerald InuiKai Momoan MomoAnn
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,245 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Foolish Hearts by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke has finally returned to Konoha. His goal is to kill the Hokage and the entire village. He didn't expect for the Hokage to be Naruto. SasuNaru/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,918 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unexpected Occupant by Hichi-Lover77 reviews
When Rukia tries to get Ichigo to snap out of his defeat by the arrancar, Ulquirra and Yami, she accidentally stumbles into Ichigo's inner world and finds something utterly terrifying. Slight IchixRuki, slight Hichi/Ruki - plz review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
Why A Human? by Brie92 reviews
Itachi brings home a new slave that catches Sasuke's attention. But Itachi isn't one that likes to share his toys. Sasuke, though, can't just sit back and watch his brother torture the poor slave. He has to take matters into his own hands. SxN forced-IxN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gay Mafia by NonPerfect-Child reviews
There are only three things Uchiha Itachi wants in life. Money, Power and gay sex. When his younger brother befriends the governess’s grandson, everything falls into chaos. But what does Itachi care? He is the leader of the Gay Mafia! full sum inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Itachi Gets Punk'd by DreamerAngel17 reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto get bored, Itachi pays the price. SasuNaru and DeiIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Another day in Konoha by yhaio reviews
Naruto: Sauske i'm horny. Sasuke: Naruto stop moving. Naruto: Sasuke go Faster. Sasuke: dammit Naruto didn't i tell you to stop moving! Naruto: that's it no more sex for you. Sasuke: but i'm horny!. it's a sexy little one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Only One Night by dghjkhgdrtuio reviews
Naruto has a date with Hinata. But when someone visits him beofre the date, everything turns. SasuNaru, Hardcore Yoai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fuyu no Hanabi by twilightribbon reviews
Forming a bond is more difficult than breaking one. I want to form a bond with you. See through my mask. Try to love a person like me even though its wrong. Because I love you. Do you think I'm kidding? I'm not. GinxTōshirō Yaoi. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Little Too Early by GenesisSol reviews
Ryoma joins Seigaku Middle School just a leeetle too early, just a small year or two. And enters a class with people older than him, like Momoshiro and Kaido. This is NOT a yaoi fic. And this is my first fic; do read it :D
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - E. Ryoma
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
HIGH SCHOOL LIFE by HKPOTLCDCGSNSOHHCSAFAN reviews
after their junior high school days at seishun gakuen, fuji, inui, tezuka, eiji, and oishi enroll in the same high school. it tells of their life in high school. sorry if the characters are all OOC. i really couldn't think of anything for them to say...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Spring Cleaning by Rouge Winter reviews
Slash, PWP, Oneshot. Edgeworth, helping Phoenix with spring cleaning, finds Wright's old college outfit. He gets jealous. Wright should be making it up to him; so why did it end up with Miles' hands tied behind his back?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Save Me by BloodyForest reviews
Plot change. Itachi, Gaara and Naruto are prostitute orphans living in the "Hell House." Then the boss lets them go to school...fun things happen. Everyone is OOC a little. KyuuNaru, GaaOC, ItaDei and some side pairs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Exclusive Love Contract by Dolphin-Gaurdian reviews
Salaryman-horny seme, Sasuke Uchiha is surprised when sexing-his-way-through-college uke, Naruto Uzamaki walks into his hotel room by mistake. After their first unplanned tryst what exactly does Sasuke have in mind for Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Help Me by DN-Lover reviews
Ed gets taken, tortured and changed. He goes to Roy, asking for help from the older male, his superior. Does Ed get the help he needed, and left behind. Or does he get something more. Fluff/Angst Rating:M Lemon COMPLETE RoyEd EdRoy Chimera!Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,887 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Anchorless by Lullabyes reviews
SayaxHaji. Set in the distant future. With Haji missing, a newly-awakened Saya must set out to get him back. Memoirs and reminiscence, suspense and drama, and a new enemy with a score to settle with Saya. COMPLETE. Rate and review, pretty please.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,570 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Hagi, Saya - Complete
Survive by RobinRocks reviews
LelouchxSuzaku/SuzakuxLelouch. "It wasn't a suggestion, Suzaku. It was an order." For AutumnDynasty. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Broken Prince by maiden.blooddragons reviews
It's been seven years since Ryoma turned Pro... But then, something devastating happened to him that sent him flying to Japan... To the two men he fell in love with... RyoxTezxAto. I suck at summaries...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,766 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Idyllic Dystopia by awintea reviews
Ryoma, after disappearing from Japan for over two years, returns as if no time had lapsed in between. He meets up with the others, but they all can't help but suspect that something is different.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,214 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma - Complete
Damaged Goods by Yanita24 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was an average student with a not so average life. He was a prostitute and his soul was crying out for help. Enter Sasuke Uchiha. Can Sasuke help Naruto with his pain when he has some of his own?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Best Of Eight by itachisblackfire reviews
MM,YAOI,PROSTITUTION: Sasuke and his friends are given to eight different males in one night for 100, but when he meets Naruto, and his brother gets out of jail, what good can happen at home? Please don't read if you don't like yaoi. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
20 hours by Miss Kittie-Kat reviews
ON HIATUS! heehee. Sasuke is a prostitute and Naruto in a billionare. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Want To Use My Shower Because? by Miss Kittie-Kat reviews
ON HIATUS! Sasuke and Naruto are classmates who hate ? eachother. AU rated T for now but may be changed later. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
broken dreams, new Naruto by dark-ranmaru reviews
after catching his boyfriend with someone else, Naruto runs away and leaves everything behind. what would happen if the old naruto dies and a new one is born. what will Itachi do when he finds someone as cold and quiet as him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ramen and Sushi by Kirika no Kyuubi reviews
A male host in the prostitute district, Uzumaki Naruto is introduced to Uchiha Sasuke the most stickupthe ass, pretentious teme he'd ever had yet to meet, and takes it apon himself to remove said stick from said bastards ass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reprise by Aishuu reviews
Prequel to Dross, Thirty. After two years away, Ryoma shows up as a first year at Seigaku High School but there's been a startling change to him.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Tezuka K., E. Ryoma - Complete
Kiss me, Love me, Kill me by Lolicoaster reviews
Naruto is in a love with a prostitute named Sasuke whose got nothing on his mind other than sex and money. After trying numorous attempts at making Sasuke his, Naruto does the only thing that with get his attention, become a prostitute himself. YAOI LEMO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Say Ah! by Ishka reviews
Echizen shrinks and becomes a five-year-old after drinking Inui Juice. There's really not much difference in height, but can someone restore our prince to his 12-year-old self?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/8/2007 - E. Ryoma
The Price To Pay by Elric-Chan reviews
Naruto was just a young prostitute, one that had never done anything with anyone. With nowhere to go, Sasuke took him home. But when Naruto attempts to steal from Sasuke, what can he do to earn the money fairly? [sasunaru] SMUT IN CHAPTER 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What It's Like by ShikTani reviews
on temp Hiatus sorryA.U, Yaoi, SasuNaru, Dark fic, rape. Naruto, a heroine addicted prostitute in high school does the best he can to make ends meet.What happens when his secret gets out, and some one obesses over him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fighting Dreamers by KungFuu reviews
Iruka would do anything for his adopted son. He'd even resort to prostitution if it would allow him to pay for Naruto to become a ninja, his son's only dream. Iruka's night job brings Kakashi into his life, and everything changes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ryoma's Twin by White Alchemist Taya reviews
Ryoma's little sister has come out of her three year coma, she's arrives at Japan for a new life. What happens when Ryoma and her reunite? There is a problem, she has the body of a twelve year old, but a mind of a nine year old. How will she cope? SlightAU
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - E. Ryoma, OC
Chasing Gold by nyet khan reviews
AU, what if Nanjiroh had died before Ryoma made it to Seigaku?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/29/2007 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Lose Control by Black Angel of Destruction reviews
Takes place during the movie! What if there was more to Ryoga’s and Ryoma’s talk when they were alone outside? Pairings: RyogaxRyoma COMPLETED!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/14/2006 - E. Ryoga, E. Ryoma - Complete
It's Never Simple by B.J. Sanders reviews
Naruto is a suicidal prostitute with a secret. Sasuke is a lonely lawyer looking for a way out. For some reason, things are never as simple as they seem. AU SasuNaru, KibaShino, Selfinjurious behavior
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Old Friends by SuzieQT reviews
Ryoma's childhood friend comes to Japan to live with his family for a year or two. Not a mary-sue even though it might look it in the beginning.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2005
Embrasse Moi by windyhurrice reviews
Shounen-ai Two years in the future, Echizen is planning to join the Senior Highschool of Seigaku, however, somebody wishes the boy could join Hyotei next year instead... AtobexRyoma Go give it a try!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete