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Well, this will likely be brief.

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Name: Asphodel

Aliases: Del, Hey-You, that-girl,

Age: old enough to know better, young enough to still enjoy it

Location: At last check, somewhere on planet Earth (subject to change with-out notice)

Reason for being on this site: to read, and occasionally review stories. I do write, rather incessently when the mood strikes, but I so rarely finish anything that i don't post. One of my biggest peeves is authors who never update. I refuse to become one of them.

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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Beguile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 455,977 - Reviews: 3811 - Favs: 7,763 - Follows: 8,732 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Draco M., Lucius M.
The Losers (Rewrite) by Dragon6 reviews
It only takes one person to change history. What if a simple act of kindness creates four of the best friends in Konoha's history? Not a yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 102,686 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A., Kiba I.
Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 377,944 - Reviews: 5066 - Favs: 6,158 - Follows: 7,173 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
60 Years in a Summer by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
One night, once a year, was more than anything else Tom ever had. This is the story of how two people destined to be foes were actually destined for something else. New cover by yume-jin(.)tumblr(.)com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,425 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Nagini, Winky
Little Dragon by FCTSyndrome reviews
What if when Hagrid first took Harry to Diagon Alley he met someone who would change his life forever? Follow Harry as he learns about love, trust, friendship, and most importantly as he learns about himself. HP/CW Soul Bond Fic. Slash later on. Dumbles bashing. Past abuse. WIP. Open to suggestions. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,816 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 4,900 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Charlie W.]
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 526,107 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 7,271 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Walking Dead Wizard by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The Dixon's make their way to Atlanta with Harry only to be cut off and head up the mountain. What would have become of the group if they'd had a wizard within its ranks? Would they have found somewhere safe and been able to keep it or would they still lose? Who would survive? Who would die? Daryl/Harry Luna/Merle
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 92 - Words: 402,497 - Reviews: 5949 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Daryl D.
A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,474 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 4,180 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Can Your Friends Do This? by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 323,427 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 5,181 - Follows: 5,794 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 7,610 - Follows: 8,991 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Hibiki and the Philosopher's Stone by USA Tiger reviews
On the night Voldemort attacks the Potter's home, a completely different person finds Harry before Sirius Black or Hagrid. Harry is found and adopted by Nermia's very own eternal lost boy Ryoga Hibiki! Soon Harry will be joining his classmates at Hogwarts but how will Hogwarts handle this kind of Harry? And how does it affect the prophecy, what is the 'power he knows not?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,720 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ryoga, Harry P.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,744 - Follows: 10,273 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Haunted Jaded Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The wards around Privet Drive fall and Harry is taken. He is rescued and returns to Hogwarts a different man. It's time Harry shed his mask and became who he was always meant to be - a Slytherin. One that just might be able to win the war. Harry ends up finding the Founders Portrait what awaits to be learned? SLASHSS/HP MPREG Manipulative perverted Dumbledore YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 248,074 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 4,559 - Follows: 5,537 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 9,278 - Follows: 11,319 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,876 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 38 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,839 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 6,696 - Follows: 9,182 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 6,286 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 5,780 - Follows: 6,450 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 7,042 - Follows: 7,873 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 328,827 - Reviews: 4430 - Favs: 6,533 - Follows: 7,109 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 6,501 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Gregory Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
After the events of the Last Battle Harry makes a visit to Malfoy Manor only to meet the extended members of the Malfoy family, including Lucius's brother Gregory. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,242 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Growing Legacy by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Sequel to Fixing Past Mistakes. Now that the past mistakes had been fixed what of the future? Will Harry be able to secure a growing legacy as he ages? Will Dumbledore find out who they are and make life uncomfortable or will he only realize who they were when they are gone never to be seen again...what about Voldemort? Has he already returned working in the shadows or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,557 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
The Slytherin Champion by slayer of destiny reviews
What if Marcus Flint had been the other Hogwarts Champion instead of Cedric? What if he had survived the graveyard? What would happen if a Slytherin was about to see what Voldemort was really like? And what if Harry and Marcus start developing feelings for each other? The story will be quite different with a protective Slytherin watching over Harry. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Twist of Fate by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When Naruto is ten, an incident makes him run away from the leaf village. Read how it changes certain things in his life when he runs into certain mist missing nins. But fate has a way of righting itself as Naruto lives a life among new friends while working his magic and changing lives, working for the day when he fulfills his dream. Believably stronger Naruto. NO YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,889 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Haku
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,605 - Follows: 12,224 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4987 - Favs: 13,032 - Follows: 13,051 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 7,075 - Follows: 5,423 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,787 - Follows: 15,327 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11411 - Favs: 11,344 - Follows: 10,810 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,489 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,918 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 6,723 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,161 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
DomSev/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 514,412 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5189 - Favs: 10,722 - Follows: 13,467 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Shinigami's Child by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,529 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Twice Blessed Shinobi by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
One man's Greater Good will fall to pieces when his greatest pawn is whisked away as part of the plans his mother set into motion the moment she learned of the dangers her son would face. Pairings TBD. Starts Pre-Hogwarts/Pre-Uchiha Massacre. Shinobi!Harry, Smart!Naruto&Harry, Prankster!Naruto&Harry, Father!Tenzou/Yamato, NotLazy!Kakashi, & Mentor!Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,449 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato
Our Prince Harry by yaoigirl22 reviews
Prince Harry of Hogwarts has come of age, and for his birthday he gains a Harem of men. Lucky Harry, but something dark is growing within the castle and Harry's Harem will do anything to protect their prince. If only said prince would stay OUT of danger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,028 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4498 - Favs: 8,423 - Follows: 8,137 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 10,871 - Follows: 11,028 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Prototype Ninja by theaceoffire reviews
Hated by everyone, he survived. Yet Naruto's largest challenge would occur tonight, long after his weary body collapsed onto his bed, worn down by defeating his traitor teacher Mizuki, by new knowledge, and from excessive chakra use learning a new skill. Godlike!Naruto, Possible (Small) Harem, Gore Likely.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,803 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
The Unbound Soul by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 292,572 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Harry P., Kosuke M., Shikaku N., Yamato
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 13,526 - Follows: 15,221 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Conversations Over Tea by Erisah Mae reviews
Semi-connected oneshots about a genderfluid!Mulan having different conversations over tea. Contains implied past slash, gossip, and people getting their facts wrong.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016 - [Mulan, Shang] OC - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 13,040 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Charlie's Hot Date by pikachumomma reviews
Charlie Swan is on outs with his friend Billy Black and his hot new neighbor invited him over to watch the game. Better than sitting at home alone, Charlie accepts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,747 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Charlie S.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Snakes of Konohagakure by Tonlor reviews
Naruto is removed from team seven by his own will and is granted a solo sensei. Enter Miss. Anko Mitarashi. how will the tides turn under this change? NarutoxAnko no Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,193 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 4,288 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M.] - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 4,646 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Fixing Past Mistakes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 230,505 - Reviews: 6921 - Favs: 8,102 - Follows: 7,642 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,672 - Follows: 11,408 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
I Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire by TeaSippinSpirit reviews
While out for his regular, morning walk, Percival Graves is completely stunned when he's suddenly hit with the overwhelmingly sweet smell of an Omega (Credence Barebone) in heat. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them fandom. rcival Graves. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics. Mating Cycles/In Heat. ***Follow me on Tumblr at Irohnthisplace.***
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Credence B., Percival G.
One by orangish2 reviews
In which Percival Graves gets to know Credence Barebone, and hopes to separate the Obscurus. - Credence/Original Percival Graves. Rated M.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Credence B., Percival G.]
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,449 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 8,445 - Follows: 7,189 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.] - Complete
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 4,687 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 5,056 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Jorōgumo by AmniIsRoving reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,321 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shino A., Kiba I.
Like glitter and gold (I've got fire in my soul) by black.k.kat reviews
Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Orochimaru, Sakumo H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
crazy enough to live a little by black.k.kat reviews
Konoha is an experience, and that's just about the politest way Ine can phrase it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Minato N., Kushina U., Teuchi, OC - Complete
Deer tracks by Hermionechan90 reviews
Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 5,498 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
Time and Again by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris goes missing in the Congo, you'll never guess where he ends up. Or perhaps I should say when?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,233 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Xander H., Minerva M.] Harry P., Neville L.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 6,225 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,866 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2001
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
The Pride's Hatchling by PetraKitty reviews
A Potions accident leads to a de-aged Draco being taken into the Lion's Den and things go down the rabbit hole from there. What is The Pride of Gryffindor, and what is going on at Hogwarts? Surprises abound in a tale of the repercussions of greed and betrayal. This accident may lead to the Wizarding World's salvation…or downfall. **Very AU. Eventual Slash. Snarry pairing.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 153,830 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 9,159 - Follows: 8,818 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Xenophilia by TapestryScroll reviews
A Cecilos Fic written for Oxyrtezart on tumblr inspired by her wonderful art work. You think he will hate you. You think that everything about you is disgusting but in reality it is beautiful,Cecil. He loves you. You and all your horrifying Eldrich quirky charms. Welcome to Night Vale.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
A Grain of Sand by Superfan8 reviews
Insulting a dwarf hadn't been the smartest thing Harry had ever done. Cursed, he wakes up after his death as Harry Potter in a short and stout body. Living in an alien world, Harry has to adjust to his new body, stupid and crazy traditions, and all the while he has to deal with having the sole attention of the King under the Mountain. Slash. Alternative universe - no Smaug.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,549 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Harry P., Thorin
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 1,547 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 6,203 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
Your Lamps Will Call Me Home by SolarCat reviews
Charlie Calvin's life changed forever the night his father became Santa Claus, but even Charlie didn't know how much it would keep changing. [Bernard/Charlie, originally published 12/25/12]
The Santa Clause - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Charlie C., Bernard - Complete
Love at First Sight by Hazel-Beka reviews
'Did you just kill a man with a barrier seal? Kakashi asked incredulously. 'Yes,' the stranger said. 'I do that sometimes.' Or, the one where Kakashi falls in love with a handsome stranger while the charred remains of a traitor nin smoulder quietly in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
The Owl Princess by worldtravellingfly reviews
Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,546 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 4,834 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] Hedwig, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
WatLP: Chamber of Secrets by Harry Leferts reviews
Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,878 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015
The Point of No Return by Araceil reviews
(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P.
Payment in Blood by SpyroForLife reviews
Dipper and Mabel Pines have always been able to get out of bad situations. But eventually, they get into one so bad that it takes a certain dream demon to rescue them, and his services are not free. And the payment he asks for will change their lives forever. BillDip, Mabifica later, rated mature for strong language, extreme violence, blood, gore, and sexual content. Now complete.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,412 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Bug Boy by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 339,217 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry P., Shibi A., Shino A., Kakashi H.
This Dream's On Me by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 4,945 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Fíli]
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 11,633 - Follows: 12,181 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Team Anko by KiriKage reviews
When Naruto is driven out of the village, he runs into a woman who knows his pain. She teaches him to live in the most dangerous of places and starts him off on his road to his dream of being Hokage. Rated M for blood and language. NxH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,000 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,711 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 6,600 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 12,640 - Follows: 14,586 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 5,730 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Five-0 by mjimeyg reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 892 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
The Cure for Loneliness by DarkSmokePuncher reviews
A lonely 12 year old boy, who has no friends, no family, no one who actually cares for him, learns a technique that allows him to make copies of himself. What happens when he discovers they can have different personalities? M for a particularly potty-mouthed clone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,785 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruko U.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 5,347 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 8,012 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 9,267 - Follows: 9,995 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 4,207 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 540 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27900 - Favs: 23,489 - Follows: 15,364 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Sense, Sentience, and Sensibility by thoughtless dreamer reviews
Carlos really is trying to be as good a boyfriend as he is a scientist. And ok, maybe he's hoping to get some action after six months of dating Cecil without the radio host suddenly running off whenever they get a little carried away kissing. What better way to win boyfriend points than by surprising him before dinner to woo him? But Cecil...isn't the only one surprised. Cecilos!
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 4,196 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Fate's Whipping Boy by AmniIsRoving reviews
Harry Potter thought for sure his fourth year was going to be quiet, peaceful. But he's Fate's Whipping Boy and there's definitely no chance of a peaceful year after he's sucked into the danger Triwizard Tournament! However he'll gain new friends, and more importantly a foreign hunk! (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,695 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Love, escape and a future by slayer of destiny reviews
When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., K. Drogo - Complete
Sleepless In Hogwarts by ChocoholicWriter reviews
When Seamus and Harry share a bed their first night at Hogwarts because they are unable to sleep, they form a close bond that will eventually lead them to defeat Voldemort for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,781 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Seamus F., Harry P.
Potternatural by unicornball reviews
Sam and Dean meet Bobby's new 'friend', Harry Potter. And the stranger is just full of surprises. (BS/HP Slash. Canon-typical violence/gore. Rated M; mature language and content.) Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,447 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Bobby S.] Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
XMen meet the Potters by Kileam reviews
AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,850 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
Perfect by Dance-Axel-Dance
Just a short little one-shot I wrote awhile ago. Very graphic, tentadick, cuddles, cute dorks. A little out of character for Cecil, but not much I think.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
To Walk A Mile In someone else's Shoes by IamMegumi reviews
Harry hasn't always had things easy. But with the defeat of Voldemort, maybe he can finally get some rest. But make no mistake, it has taken a toll on Harry. He has grown tired of being the famous Harry Potter, only to discover there may be other options.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,663 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Serving Extra Large by AmniIsRoving reviews
Big Future Challenge: The only thing extraordinary, or so he thought, about Harry Potter was his extraordinary height. However, come July 31st, his world is turned upside down and he's thrust into the slowly darkening world of magic! With his friends at his side and a mentor most dislike, can he face the perils ahead? Find out, in A Serving Extra Large! Giant!Harry, Mentor-Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,435 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L.
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Insecurities by gross princess reviews
Cecilos Oneshot. Cecil is a bit shy during his first time being intimate with Carlos. He's scared the other man will be freaked out by his abnormalities. **NSFW: AND TENTACLES** I don't own Welcome to Nightvale but that'd be super awesome
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Baker's Dozen by Lily Ann Lyones reviews
For most of his life, Harry Potter has been hunted. He was hunted by Dudley and his friends. Then he was hunted by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Now, after making a life for himself in the Muggle World, Harrison Evans has found himself hunted once again. (WARNING:SLASH) Rated for coarse language in later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,794 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Harry P., D. Morgan] - Complete
It's Green by Doodled93 reviews
Harry grows up working on his Aunts Garden and develops a love for it, meeting Samuel and eventually Max who gives him a Mark of his own. He finds Magic to be a Wonderful Thing. Child Harry fic AU mild language, smart Harry, before Hogwarts. NOTE: Will be updated&finished between December 1st and the end of January!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,259 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P.
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Spring Craving by Lamia-Kuei reviews
What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Wax On, Wax Off by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Clean Only On Cipritine by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,175 - Follows: 6,980 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Factory Stock by Liyah605 reviews
After Gabriel turns the Impala human, he and Dean spend the time getting to know each other all over again.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dean W., Impala - Complete
A Place To Call Home by kittykat2015 reviews
AU starting in June 1975. Ennis and Jack have a trip planned, but when their wives pass away and they are left to look after their children, they both realise that they need to stick together. The two of them attempt to build a family, both with their children and each other.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,823 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
Call Me Baby by Scarlett Rogue reviews
When the Impala is turned into a human male, Dean is uncomfortable calling him "Baby". Good thing Baby is just as stubborn as Dean. There be smut ahead!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Dean W., Impala - Complete
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Food for Thought by WyrdSmith reviews
Just who is the new resident of 221C Baker Street? And why is Mycroft Holmes suddenly visiting his brother Sherlock so much more often? Slash, Rated M cuz I'm fond of lemonade, though I won't pour it til Ch4 or so. SH/HP/MH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,231 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 7,208 - Follows: 7,766 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
From Start to Finish by WizardsGirl reviews
AU. Har/Tsu. Immortal Master of Death Harry, now named Jayden, meets the magical, thriving world of Pandora. What's a mostly-insane magical-entity to do? SLASH. Will continue with favorable results from reviewers! XP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Spring Tour by deathrain reviews
Dean is a little upset about the mandatory weeklong choir tour he and Sam have to go on during Spring break. Dean is turned on, and he doesn't want to wait until they get to the hotel, despite the fact that they are stuck sitting behind their choir director.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Did You Know? by WyrdSmith reviews
Lord Potter has entered the political arena well-trained, knowledgeable, savvy, and counting amongst his arsenal a host of powerful secrets about various members of the magickal world. For instance, did you know that Dumbledore ...!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,053 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Kobayashi Maru by Eirenei reviews
Danzo is known as an obsessed war hawk, who wants to change Konoha into militaristic superpower. But even he, as cold and heartless as he is, had his own Kobayashi Maru, his own total defeat… It's slash - don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
Mercury by Hecateslover reviews
Harry's biggest influence growing up in the muggle world was Freddie Mercury.W-What? He wanted to be a rock star when he grew up. He'd never planned on being a wizard... NOW UPDATED AND REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,809 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 313 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P.
Justice Bane by Yanagi-wa reviews
Xander takes off on his own after Sunnydale falls into the sink hole. He runs into someone unexpected with surprising results. He's now the Bane of Justice.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Friday Nights by enchanted nightingale reviews
During a rough period of his life, Greg Lestrade meets one man who makes it all better. Greg Lestrade/Harry Potter.SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., DI Lestrade - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 5,115 - Follows: 5,651 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Darkness in the Void by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Wesley Crusher. Immortal:Harry. The Wizards made a mistake during their war. They obliterated their mortality and became something even more destructive. This is the story of the future humans' interactions with this new entity.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,118 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Wesley C., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Legends of the Foxwife by ladywinterfic reviews
Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
UNCLE ENNIS by Donna McIntosh reviews
Ennis goes to Texas!
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
What by kyaru-chan reviews
Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Viktor K. - Complete
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
MIT 02: Apocalypse When? by KamalaC reviews
The Winchesters have been given a task by Castiel: Bring Harry back from Death's domain, so that he can be an angel's meat-suit. Harry has other plans though - and he's not about to leave Ash behind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Ash
The Dungeon Books by MoonTiger5 reviews
AU. What if JK Rowling and Rudyard Kipling met for tea? Harry Potter is adopted by a very different family than the Dursleys, and faces his trials from an unexpected perspective. Slytherin!Harry. Spoilers for all 7 books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
But I Date a Cheerleader by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Truth Or Dare by ObscureEnough reviews
Spike's bored, and thinks they should play a game. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Xander H., R. Giles
Unspeakable by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
The Chronicle by fringeperson reviews
Do NOT own. Harry likes to take pictures and collect stories in his book. Stories from all the people that he meets when he's travelling. X-Over of epic proportions. contains yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,492 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,053 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
MIT: Magic Incorporating Technology by KamalaC reviews
After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Ash - Complete
Seeking Rest by ObscureEnough reviews
Two men out for a quite drink find each other, and something more. Slash.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Xander H., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Dear Lara by skabs reviews
When Lily learns of her possible demise, she thinks of who might take care of Harry... She thinks maybe her distant cousin, Lara? Xover with Tomb Raider movie
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,784 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape by shyfoxling reviews
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,607 - Follows: 5,339 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forbidden: A Tale of Four Friends by Hecateslover reviews
A sort of different Harry Potter is sorted into Ravenclaw in his first year. Sticks to canon very loosely. Goes through first year and beyond. SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, HPDM, HPNL, HPLL, and other pairings. MATURE readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 231,471 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 10,587 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8918 - Favs: 12,991 - Follows: 9,929 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Jade Green Eyes by Jendra reviews
Harry found a way to hide from a world that wanted too much from him. Crossdressing, Harry/Lucius slash Sequel to Mythic Alliance don't need to read it first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,591 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 834 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 5,309 - Follows: 1,809 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Up To Here by Yanagi-wa reviews
Xander is tired of not being able to find anything, sleep or eat. Slayer Central is not is idea of fun. So he leaves.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Your Friendly Radioactive Alien From Utah by Lady FoxFire reviews
There is a very good reason why your mother tells you to never pick up hitchhikers, and Colonel O'Neill is going to find out why.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,424 - Follows: 5,698 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All Business Up Front, Party In The Back by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Sam and Dean are somewhat shocked to meet Ash's lover... SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 291 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Harry P., Ash] - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 24,135 - Follows: 9,593 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harebrained Heritage by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,960 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,121 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
An Accidental Affair by L. S. Donovan reviews
Ron's done something stupid. Typical. Now Harry's trapped alone on a strange planet with nothing but three suns, sand, and strange, hissing creatures for company. Slash, Rid/Har Dark!Creative!Powerful!Smart!Harry Not REALLY Ron!Bashing, but come on... R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Angelface by Anticipating Boxes reviews
Now that they have his fingerprints, the FBI have begun to piece together a mostly fictional account of what must have happened. AU, slash and serial killers. Kidnapping. Brainwashing.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ulterior Motives by Yanagi-wa reviews
Willow decides that Xander needs a male friend so she works some magic. Willowmagicdisaster. Xander winds up as Spikes thrall instead. Spike claims ulterior motives. See what they are. In process of rewriting to eliminate inconsistencies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,950 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Big Trouble in Little Hogwarts! by AlysiaStorms reviews
1 year old Harry is given by Petunia to a cousin of the Evans family and his friends. Watch as those who have beaten the Sorcereor of the East Lo Pan, raise a young Harry to face his destiny. Because unlike others...they have experience! Crossover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,884 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Harry P.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,641 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Trickster by Hecateslover reviews
Harry grows up where no one expected him to. Follow his journey, one that will lead him to make many enemies, but many friends as well. Warning!Underage HPSS, other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,610 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the City of Tents by shedoc reviews
Sequel to HP and the Soul Gems. Harry finds that Remus reappearance in his life tips off something of a domino effect. READ WARNINGS IN FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 446 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Black Legacy by SueMonroe reviews
Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Boy With A Pearl Cufflink by Raisinous Fiendling reviews
CHAPTER 21 up! PREHBP. When Harry turned 11, he was convinced that the Hogwarts letters came from evil people, so he wished himself unfindable. Now, he's 16, Snape finds him, and Harry's in for a BIG surprise. HPSS. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
misery loves company by She's a Star reviews
Wilson's wife troubles drive him to an evening on House's couch. Featuring Goldie Hawn flicks, Steve McQueen, and much homoerotic banter.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3094 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Rooftop Surprise by forget-the-alias reviews
JD decides he needs a little more spice in his life, and that includes a heavy dose of Dr. Cox. Oneshot JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 686 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Pyrotechnics by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Harry has never felt at home on Privet Drive, or in the muggle world. For him, home is Hogwarts. Until this summer when new neighbors move onto Privet Drive and teach Harry the true meaning of family. Warning: Contains SLASH! HPOMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,036 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 670 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 430 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 5,260 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,444 - Follows: 2,279 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 7,146 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2003
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Contortionist's Pussyfoot by She's a Star reviews
Lucius Malfoy, as we all know, is capable of some downright evil deeds. But no one ever expected...this. Includes a horrified Narcissa, a rather rowdy Dumbledore, and a Dark Lord who just wants his mummy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Lucius M., Albus D.
Heir of Voldemort by Fyrie reviews
Voldemort wants an Heir, lest anything should happen to him. (This story begins in 1980, pre-Harry-birth) - Buffy/HP crossover. [AUTHOR'S NOTE ADDED 20th Nov] WARNING! Badness ensues! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,015 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Complete