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Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 352,531 - Reviews: 7124 - Favs: 7,292 - Follows: 8,090 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A.
Remnant Inferis: DOOM by GamerJay reviews
Remnant never knew what true horror was until demons more terrifying than the Grimm arrived, seeking to conquer a world they think belongs to them. Nor the limits a warrior stripped of his humanity would push himself, and others, to exterminate the Slaves of Doom and their mortal allies. His path of perpetual torment continues and this time he will no longer be walking it alone...
Crossover - Doom & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 238,010 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Doomguy, Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
RWBY: A Grimm fate by crusader76 reviews
The Grimm are the scourge of humanity, but what if one of them became like us. How would it function in this new body and how would its choices affect the world around it. Follow along as a young alpha Beowolf turned Faunus tries to answer... can a monster have a soul?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 278,556 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Ozpin, OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Good Hunter by StaffSergeant reviews
The Hunter is adrift and he is not sure the Waking World was supposed to be this strange. Set during the Fall of Lescatie and beyond, watch as a man tormented by the Night of the Hunt tries to find his purpose in a new world...
Crossover - Bloodborne & Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,146 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 4/12 - The Hunter
Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 363,558 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
Monsters to some by Mercaba reviews
Second Impact did more than just change the world's climate, it brought various creatures out of hiding and into the world. Now, thanks to Misato's friend from college, Shinji has to deal with more than just fighting off the Angels, he has to learn how to live with monsters.
Crossover - Evangelion & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 212,739 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/6/2018 - Complete
Falling Cinders by ThisAccountKillsFascists reviews
Cinder, because of the grace of Ruby's tolerance, after everything is given a second chance to be good. But that doesn't mean villains rest for the wicked! Can Cinder conquer her own personality, and become who she was meant to be? (Rated M for SEXY LEMONS of the Cinder/Ruby nature!) Leave a review! [I promise I'm still working on this story please don't leave me T T]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 186,025 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Ruby R., Cinder F.
Blazblue Inc by Xane Kudo reviews
Here at Blazblue Inc, we do not do anything productive. We just bring you the moments that may make you laugh or cringe that happen in the office walls, such as Nine's nonstop sex drive with a poor Jubei, Noel's stalking of a clueless Bullet, Taokaka actually doing something smart, and the casual adventures of the Grim Reaper and our favorite squirrel girl. Rated M for sex things.
BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 22,279 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/4/2017
The third God by Derp'Koz reviews
Despite all the suffering he went through, he managed to succeed in the end. It didn't matter if he had to completely burn his own soul, he was ready to forfeit that and much more. But for some strange reason, it seemed like destiny was not going to let his fury die just yet. Not before he saved her one last time.
Crossover - Asura's Wrath & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,470 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Asura
A Slice Of The Chaos Karma Dragon by Revan the Edgelord reviews
[DISCONTINUED.] When Issei was about to leave his workplace, Azazel, his boss at work decided to send him an anonymous date over to his house, before Issei had a chance to get there first. And once he arrived at his apartment, he didn't expect to be greeted by a beautiful long blue-haired girl, reading his porn magazines in his bedroom. IsseixTiamat OOC Characters
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,119 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/30/2018 - [H. Issei, Tiamat] Vali L., Azazel
Last Huntress by Foxinstrazt reviews
It is a time of rapid technological advancement for Remnant, and many find themselves left behind in the pursuit of progress. In the advent of a tragedy rose the defensive Barricade, the Academies were shut down and the Hunters disbanded. Ruby Rose, denied the one path she had sought in life now wanders without direction, lost in a forever changing world. [Chapter 26 is up!]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,746 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Ruby R., Blake B.] Weiss S., Yang X.L.
RWBY Book of Erotica by Izlawake reviews
A collection of mature erotic one shots of the RWBY series.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,235 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 4/16/2016 - OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Battle Never Ends by Arthain reviews
The Tyrant had surpassed death once before. This time wouldn't have been any different save for the determination of one young man and his desire to protect all that he cared for. But what should have been the end instead became a new beginning. A beginning somewhere else. A beginning where Night Raid was still needed.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 597,386 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Sona S., Bennia, Tatsumi - Complete
Can I Keep Him by werewolfbleu reviews
"Can I keep him?" Nina is used to hearing her baby brother ask this question on a daily basis. Bringing home pets is what kids do. But when said 'pet' is a mutant lovechild of a Klingon and Cthulhu what's a protective Southern gal to do?... Grab the nearest blunt instrument! Yautja/human pair/ polyandry romance/ Now includes the second arc: Nina Look an Alien! /humor/susp/vio/OOC
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 242,006 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [Human, Predator/Yautja] - Complete
Take My Hand by Danii2 reviews
After the death of her Titan best friend, JNY-3763, Second Lieutenant Sola Kione lost her mind. Unable to cope, she has boxed herself into a nightmarish PTSD loop, believing she's unable to escape. Four months later, the Militia has gotten their hands on a new AI prototype: USO - 2783, a sentient titan with the ability to learn and understand. (More Summary Inside)
Titanfall - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,214 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 11/4/2016 - [Jack C., BT-7274] [Sarah B., Barker] - Complete
Troublesome Brats by CrackPairingLover reviews
Yuuki Terumi. A 33 year old unemployed man who's struggling for survival throughout his daily life. Desperate times calls for desperate measures. So with the help of his younger brother, a 13 year old Kazuma Kval, and after an encounter with a woman named Summer Rose, he somehow finds himself working as a caretaker. But who is he paid to care for? Why, Team RWBY of course!
Crossover - BlazBlue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,010 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Terumi, Kazuma K., Summer R., Team RWBY
Darksiders DXD by MysticVegito reviews
The Pale Horseman expunged all those who would imperil the Balance over the eons. Now humanity is in peril as outside forces plot a premature Endwar that could potentially wipe out the Third Kingdom before it's time. Will Death succeed in rooting out the perpetrators before it's too late? In any case, his enemies will be reminded why all fear the Reaper.
Crossover - Darksiders & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,679 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 12/15/2017
A Reaper's Game -Part One: Aincrad's New Reaper- by Storm Reaper VII reviews
His vengeance from Yuuki Terumi extracted in full, Ragna the Bloodedge is unwillingly sent to a strange new world after attempting to erase his existence from his own. Join the Grim Reaper in his travels across Aincrad as he finds a new cause to fight for; conquering the Death Game known as Sword Art Online. Part 2 is now out.
Crossover - BlazBlue & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,391 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Ragna, Klein/Ryoutarou T., Lisbeth/Rika S., Yuuki/Yuuki K. - Complete
Do you want to become one with me by TwoFaceDavid reviews
Shinji returns from the 14th angel more depressed and lonely than before, maybe this change in his path will free him of these demons. Or will the angel he follows be his eternal undoing. Rated M to call it safe for future updates.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K.
Matters of the Heart by Vengfulfate reviews
When Ruby is injured as a child, Taiyang becomes incredibly overprotective. His attempts to shield her from the world drives Ruby to run away. Five years pass, and a highly trained and more seasoned Ruby joins Beacon. Once there, her past collides with her present in an ugly way, as she is forced to interact with her sister, and the family she has long resented. (Ladybug present)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - [Ruby R., Blake B.] Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Dark Rose & Bright Kitten by Arkana6346 reviews
What if Ruby was infected with a Grimm that could take over when ever she gets to excited or mad? What if she became partnered with Blake? Doctor Jeckle and Mr. Hide inspired ladybug. Rated M for language, violence, and potential lemons in the future.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 10/4/2017 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] Weiss S., Yang X.L.
RWBY: Derelicts In Black by A Gothic Writer reviews
Welcome to the Darkness. Ruby was a quiet outcast who hates & avoids crowds. Blake & Adam were adopted siblings who were shunned for their appearances. Ren was the black sheep of his village for being different. Four teens, shrouded in black, each similar yet each unique. What would happen if these Gothic souls were to meet at Beacon?.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 166,768 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Adam T., L. Ren
High School DxD Constructive Criticism by The Fanfiction Criticist reviews
Welcome To High School DxD Constructive Criticism! Where you can get actual useful Criticism that isn't just (I don't like it because it's dumb!) We try are best to explain in detail why certain thing's shouldn't be done or over done.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 10/26/2017 - H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno, T. Koneko
Salem's Child by Qopster reviews
Salem once had a child that was part human and Grimm. She wanted to use this child as an agent, a way to attack the humans from the inside out. Yet this was not be. Her child has its own mind, and had no desire to attack man. Now being hunted by men who want her dead for being part Grimm, and being hunted by Grimm to return her to Salem, will Beacon be her only source of hope left?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,322 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Ozpin, OC, Team CFVY, Salem
To Change Everything by JustSomeRandomGuy3rd reviews
Devil's, Angel's, Fallen Angel's, Yokai's...All Of The Supernatural, Think They Can Use Humanity...Their Faith, Their Bodies, Their Mind's...But...All It Take's Is The Will...Of A Single Man To Change Everything.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017 - OC
Big Brother: Ozpin by Arrancon reviews
Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 196,753 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Ozpin, Cinder F., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
A Steel Ranked Adventure by ZGW reviews
"I slay Goblins. Nothing else." That is what Goblin Slayer, the Adventurer dedicated to killing every Goblin he can find, lives by. But when a breed of Goblin he's never encountered before reveals themselves to him he has to abandon his usual daily Goblin Slaying to go on something he never expected... an adventure.
Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016
Your Agora RISES reviews
Well this is my first story and because I absolutely like paragon I thought why not make some FanFiction on it. Just know this will have story but not so good in plot most likely
Paragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 11/29/2016