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Hogwarts House: All of them :D

Wand: Cypress wood with a pheonix feather core, 12 1/2 " and reasonably supple flexibility.

Patronus: Dolphin

Animagus form: Pheonix

Ilvermorny House: Pukwudgie

Godly Parent: Hades

Faction: Divergent - Dauntless, Amity and Candor


Favourite HP Characters (not in order)

Remus

Sirius

Severus

Harry

Draco

Blaise

Theo

Daphne

Astoria

Hermione

Minerva

Filius

Tonks

James

Lily

Fluer

Gabrielle

Cedric

Viktor

Lucius

Narcissa

Regulus

Favourite Ships (not in order)

Harry/Severus

Harry/Draco

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Tom Riddle JR

James/Lily

Remus/Sirius

Sirius/Marlene

Lily/Severus

Neville/Luna

Least favourite Ships (not in order)

James/anyone that isn't Lily

Remus/Tonks (I'M SORRY!)

Hermione/Draco

Ginny/Draco

Hermione/Ginny


Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe.


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


1. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be absolutely and perfectly impossible.

2. Sharks hug with their mouth.

3. The Zombies are coming! They're hungry for brains! Don't worry, you're safe.

4. My mind works like lightening...One brilliant flash and it's gone.

5. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

7. When life gives you lemons, make green tea, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it..

8. HELP!! I got lost in my mind, it was uncharted territory...

9. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

10. The only way for people to meet your standards, is for you to lower them, a lot.

11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12: A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at boxing.

13. think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

14. To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

15. Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I call him Snarky for short...

16. I'm not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

17. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

18. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

19. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

20. silence is golden. duct tape is silver


Who else hates stereotypes?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't STRICTLY have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS (/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt. Im actually only 1/3 scottish :D)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (more than one, actually)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (who doesn't like Fire?)

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when (s)he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're homosexual, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when (s)he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run moron run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"


15 Things to do when you're in bored in a shop!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.


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PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

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A Brother to Basilisks by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 144 - Words: 587,994 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 4,922 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D.
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,360 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Shifted Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Harry James Potter-Malfoy is about to celebrate his eleventh birthday, and through his bedroom window he gets his Hogwarts letter. Which house will he end up in? Sequel to Harsh Reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,352 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Shadow Summoner by ArissAvion reviews
Sequel to The Shadow Lord. Born in a world ruled by Voldemort, Harry Potter grows up ruthless. When he returns to a corrupt Hogwarts, he vows to destroy the Pureblood elites that made his life hell last year. Their sadistic games might break him for good this time, but Harry isn't the type to play by the rules, and he'll do anything for power. HPDM slash, Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,938 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Theodore N.
The Areani by Mentally Impaired reviews
Sequel to the DE of Hogwarts. Harry accepts an offer from the Ministry and takes a more active role in the war. As Voldemort spreads his influence throughout Europe, Harry does his best to disrupt the Dark Lord's plans. However, it becomes difficult for Harry to put his trust in others. Scheming, betrayals, seduction, spying and duels aplenty. More action and more mystery as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,183 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P.
Music of the night by Jeanelle1910 reviews
What would have happened if Tommy couldn t kill his enemy? This is a story about Family (not the lovey-dovey, cuddly kind), Darkness and how to be different.. A story about a war won withing the Shadows and what it means to be of pure blood and magical! DARK!Intelligent! Harry. ADOPTION! Voldemort as father. OOC! HPxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Theodore N. - Complete
Imprudence by bluebunny28 reviews
Sequel to Propriety. Harry is in the midst of training to become a Healer and learning to control his core, when everything comes crashing down. The Dursley's trial turns into a mess, and someone he had finally forgotten decides they don't want to let Harry go. Drarry! Severitus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,370 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Slytherin Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (book 2) by Ashabel reviews
Harry is about to enter his second year at Hogwarts. This year will have many more surprises and excitement than the last, and that before school has even started. Book 2 in a 9 book series. Sorry about bad grammar still looking for a beta. I do not own Harry Potter all rights to respectfive owners.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P., Daphne G.
Heirs to the founders by Lonewolf2293 reviews
Harry is in for another year of Hogwarts but with new knowledge and the aid of others he discovers new facts and faces his fifth year with new friends and new powers. HarryxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 91,650 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,172 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Slytherin Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone (Book 1) by Ashabel reviews
What if Harry and Draco had become friends in Madam Malkins? What if Harry was sorted into Slytherin? This my first book in a nine book sires, following his time at Hogwarts to post Hogwarts. Weasley bashing, Dumbledore Bashing. Good Malfoy's, Bad Dumbledore and nice Snape. No Slash. Sorry I suck at summary's. Now fully beta checked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Lord by Colt01 reviews
This is smart! Powerful! Ravenclaw! Harry; How would the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived who is much different from what they expected? One that is set to change the course of the magical world forever? Grey Harry; Manipulative! Dumbledore; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,440 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 8,357 - Follows: 6,100 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Child of Hogwarts, Part II: The Marauder Legacy by AimeretVivre reviews
Sequel to COH, Part I. Follows Harry through Year Three at Hogwarts. See Part I for the premise... With Remus Lupin returned to Britain and Sirius Black on the move, Harry, Albus, Minerva and Severus continue to adjust to their changing realities and prepare for an uncertain future... while the ghosts of their pasts refuse to lie dormant. Mentorship; Training; Adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 438,563 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Economic Power He Knows Not: Year Two by kgfinkel reviews
Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts. This year he discovers that his parents did indeed have a will, a godfather wrongly imprisoned and more meddling from a irritating headmaster. He and his friends will have to deal with an incompetent Defense teacher and the mystery of the legendary Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 156 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Family Secrets by Aironth Flamebringer reviews
What happens when Harry uncovers the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,050 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
Unwanted Memories by ilovecastiel18 reviews
Summary: AU fifth year. What if, in their Occlumency lessons, Professor Snape saw some memories that Harry didn't want anyone to see? Rated T for abuse, mild language, and mentions of non-consensual sexual contact. OOC Snape, since he's kind to Harry, and a bit OOC Harry, he's a lot more mature in this story than he is in the books. This fic is very sappy and emotional, by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Economic Power He Knows Not: Year One by kgfinkel reviews
A smarter, more cunning Harry discovers the true meaning behind The Golden Rule. Smarter!Artistic!Hufflepuff!Harry will take the Wizarding World by storm. He's out to make friends, money and make a little art along the way. GreaterGood!Dumbledore, Decent!Snape (12/5/2018 REWRITE UNDERWAY!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,667 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 271 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Signs of Abuse by iisAnonymousperson reviews
Dylan Falls has died at the hands hands of his abusive, magic-hating, muggle family. The professors begin caring about home life. Harry wonders why it took the death of an innocent child for that to happen. AU SCENES / T for abuse and side affects/PTSD-like symptoms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., OC - Complete
Underwater Friend by Capo LunaRossa reviews
Harry meets a siren while hiding from his cousin and his goons. The siren makes him question things about himself and the people around him. Which gets him to rethink on who he should really trust. Manipulate Dumbledore and Weasley mostly Ron, Ginny and Molly. Good Tom and death eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Narcissa M., OC - Complete
Have Mercy by Simplyjordan1 reviews
Harry is Very heavily abused and all he wants is a little bit of mercy. This follows the four weeks after his First year. Rated M for heavy child abuse, graphic scenes, and character death. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter with the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by BakenandEggs reviews
After a summer spent attending Quidditch World Cup games and tutoring sessions, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year of schooling with plans to study hard, have fun, play Quidditch and become an animagus. Too bad there's a Tournament that gets in the way. The fourth (and final) part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 184,027 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Draco M. - Complete
Propriety by bluebunny28 reviews
Our favorite characters return to Hogwarts for their 8th year, however Harry is a bit more scarred than people think. As Draco starts to initiate a friendship, and possibly more, Harry struggles with the burden of his secrets. Drarry. Alive!Snape. Good!MalfoyFamily. Warning for abuse and homophobic slurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,974 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
What do blood, bruises, burns, belts and bites have in common? by JustHarrySirius reviews
Harry is invited to a swim party at the Weasleys with Hermione. What happens when Harry is dunked into the water by a pair of mischievous twins? Prequel to Lord Black's resurgence, redemption and revenge (coming soon!).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Art and Dragons by helpthehorriblelovethelonely reviews
Harry Potter leaves England after the final battle, and becomes an artist living in the heart of New York. What happens when he meets a familiar blonde slytherin at a fashion show hosted in the art gallery he owns? warning: light mentions of abuse, light swearing, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5767 - Favs: 14,613 - Follows: 12,170 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by helpthehorriblelovethelonely reviews
Harry is abused by his muggle relatives, and he sends a letter to Voldemort on Christmas eve in a last ditch effort for some sort of relief from his pain. hes shocked when instead of death, he receives healing. fluffy, with a happy ending. mentions abuse and rape, nothing graphic, and light slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hogwarts watches 'A Very Potter Musical' by Evanescencefan97 reviews
It is Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry with a certain toad face professor. What happens when that professor discovers a certain play and decides to use it as an attempt to prove Harry Potter is a liar? Rated T for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
Songs of the Soul by JustTammy reviews
It's Harry's 4th year and the champions' soul song(s) are played by a teacher's spell. Memories included. Harry has a few secrets and memories of his own hidden that no one knows of. Rated T for use of abuse and cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Air Elemental by kb0 reviews
After his adventure in the Department of Mysteries, Harry finds a new power over air which gives him confidence. He's "live and let live" until you come after him, then watch out. This starts just after the revelation of the prophecy at the end of book5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,661 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Savin Me by Myra109 reviews
Leo Valdez is standing on the edge, ready to fall, but little does he know, someone will always catch him. He's not alone, and he never will be. A Nico-Leo friendship, attempted suicide, mentions of murder, child abuse, and implied rape, based off of the song by Nickleback, part of the Leo song collection
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
Black Phoenix by Niaf reviews
The Dark Lord has risen and seeks the Philosophers stone, craftily hidden by Nicholas Flamel. Somewhere even Albus Dumbledore does not know. Can Severus keep the stone from the Dark Lords grasp? What happens when Harry Potter begins at Hogwarts? Will Severus see past his childhood nemesis to the child before his eyes, or will he fail to notice? ... Warning: abuse and injury/illness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,099 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,797 - Follows: 11,276 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Lord of the Wind by Teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 238,358 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6503 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,727 - Follows: 6,939 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Interlude by BakenandEggs reviews
As Harry gets used to living with Sirius and Remus, he, along with his friends and family, must deal with the knowledge of Voldemort's return. What will this mean for Harry's friendship with the Most Ancient and Noble House of Malfoy? The third part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,068 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Child of the Phoenix by DZ2 reviews
A Sirius Secret Response: When Harry thinks he's all ready to go back to Hogwarts, Sirius drops a bombshell that changes EVERYTHING! Now, in the knowledge that he's more than your average wizard, can Harry adjust to a new life, a new destiny and a new FAMILY? Bonded Powerful Harmony;
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,106 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Jean G., Cyclops] - Complete
Soul Phoenix by Teddylonglong reviews
Albus Dumbledore had thought through everything well. However, it was just two small details that he had missed in his planning - with far reaching consequences not only for Harry's Hogwarts years but also for the magical world as a whole. Completely AU, partly OOC, rating due to multiple character deaths throughout this story. Several unusual pairings. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,931 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Child of Hogwarts, Part I: The Lion, the Snake, and the Chamber by AimeretVivre reviews
First in a series of canon-based stories, which will follow Harry Potter from the summer before COS through Hogwarts. When Harry returns to the Dursleys after the events of PS, his summer gets off to a terrible start. Albus intervenes, taking Harry back to the castle. Come see how multiple POVs and changing relationships slowly shape Harry's world! Mentorship; Training; Adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 216,924 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
yesterday we were just children playing soliders by slytherinlarrie reviews
What if, when Harry heard the Slytherin part of the Hat's song, he payed attention when the Hat sung perhaps in Slytherin, you'll make your real friends? A little boy- friendless, and lonely. A little boy- desperate for the kind of friendship he had read about in books, seen on the television screen. When the Hat offered him Slytherin, imagine that Harry said yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,851 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Wand, Knife and Silence by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 4,480 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 6,887 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon A December (Or, The Little Black Notebook) by Queen of Grammar reviews
It is Christmas Eve at Hogwarts during Harry's first year, and everyone is sitting in a circle, just talking. Harry, getting bored, takes a journal out and is about to put quill to paper when he notices a grand piano sitting in the corner of the Great Hall. He feels a certian pull to it, and reflects on his time in Durzkaban through music! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
Muggle Studies and Surprising Revelations by EnchantedUnicorn reviews
Snape teaches Muggle Studies to the Gryffindors and Slytherins. What was meant to turn out funny didn't turn out to be quite so...and led to some surprising revelations and some Harry/Snape bonding. Warning: Some swearing and mentions of abuse! One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Goblin Communications by afish.2far reviews
What if the goblins wrote to Harry on his eleventh birthday? Dursley treatment not physical abuse just neglect and completely uncaring about him - how would this change him? What would this mean for Hogwarts? Dumbles bashing. Goblins/ Lord Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Griphook - Complete
Harsh Reality - The Birthday Boy by Duochanfan reviews
Harry is spending his first birthday with his adoptive mother, Marge Dursley, but does anything ever run smoothly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality - A Wish Fulfilled by Duochanfan reviews
The last part of Harry's wish has finally come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Harry P., Lucius M., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical by NerdyReader394 reviews
Harry is whisked away to watch a musical about himself. However, he isn't alone. A fun story filled with comedy and some touching moments between friends and maybe enemies. Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Soul Songs by fandomsforever2000 reviews
One Shot. In Charms class everyone was finding their soul song. What will Harry's soul song (or songs) be? Find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Enough Is Enough by loverofeevee reviews
This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,355 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 7,319 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Lady Hogwarts Wants by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After the war, Harry Potter is offered the job of headmaster of Hogwarts. Warning: slash, but no sexual content. Child abuse mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] Minerva M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Fifth Element by bexis1 reviews
Sixth year fic. Examines H/Hr in context of his unwanted wealth and fame, and her need for independence. H struggles for magical control over a mysterious, powerful fifth element, receives an inheritance and has a dalliance that ends in disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 1,387,601 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragons heart but a human soul by Vlad.D-lover98 reviews
Draco.M/Harry.P, Tom.R/James.P. Harry is again living with the Dursley's for summer but he cannot mail his friends because of Dumbledores orders but he never said anything about enemies, watch Harry as he finds out the truth about himself and discovers old Manipulations that have a long history, he is tired of it so he finds new friends and has a new life, but what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,197 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,780 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dark family by Seablue eyes 9311 reviews
When Harry goes to the Dark lord, expects to be killed. What suprises awaits him? mentions abuse, has slash, rated T for saftey bashing of Ron,Dumbledore, Molly Weasley, Ginny and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,079 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Harry and the Gods by arober94 reviews
Deciding enough is enough, Harry makes his way to Gringotts and finds out a few interesting things. Taking a portkey to his destiny, what antics will Harry get up to now?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,318 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zoë N.] Artemis - Complete
Comeuppance by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Adopted from MissBecca. Harry decides enough is enough and breaks free from Dumbledores influence. powerful!strong!independent!Harry. Slash. if you don't like M/M please don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,951 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Sequel to: For Every Minute You Are Angry. Between the growing and breaking of their families, raging hormones, and trying to figure out their futures, a whole new set of problems await the Tigerlilies as they battle through their remaining years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Neville L.]
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Unregistered by htdcd reviews
Harry gets a unique opportunity to get to know Severus Snape. Who knew Snape would turn out to be a cat person? 8th year at Hogwarts, Snape!lives, animagus fic, rated M for later scenes of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,967 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6394 - Favs: 9,969 - Follows: 8,213 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hunter by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marcello School by Kjkit reviews
Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 179,819 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Slytherin's Stone by Half-BPrincess reviews
Who said that all heroes had to be brave? Who said that all heroes had to be bold? Who said that all heroes should be Gryffindors? Who said that all heroes want to be heroes? Who said that Harry Potter was a hero? Warning - Strong abuse and swearing. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,692 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 9,267 - Follows: 9,995 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Adopted by the Dark by FallenSHIN0BI reviews
Harry was left at the mercies of the Dursleys by Dumbledore. But, while living there, he meets a cheerful boy and his father who can't believe the way he was abused. The Boy-Who-Lived gets adopted into a powerful family and now has protective, older, eccentric, siblings and an equally protective Father. The Wizarding world won't even expect what happens next. REWRITE IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,564 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Exposed Truth by Azaelia Silmarwen reviews
When Harry and Dumbledore went to acquire the Horcrux, Harry never imagined that he would end up uncovering a dark family secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,745 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Voldemort - Complete
A strange Halloween night by ibliniy reviews
Harry stumbles into a little bit of trouble, and this time, everyone is there to witness it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27900 - Favs: 23,489 - Follows: 15,364 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Champion by Takao1160 reviews
4th Year - Starts with Harry's selection as a champion. Harry is different he is angry, intelligent, and he absolutely does not want to participate in the tournament. Harry has a secret that he has shared with no one and new Harry is released and the pay-back begins. Strong Powerful - Harry /Fluer/ Daphne - Hermione later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,440 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G. - Complete
Emancipated Minor by cre8tvdeb reviews
It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,064 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Celestia Academy by LaDySaMaEl reviews
Harry was invited to attend Celestia Academy as well as given sanctuary away from Dumbledore's manipulative hands. How will his destiny and the destiny of many change with this new road in his life. Evil Dumbledore and Molly Ron Ginny bashing; Good Tom Riddle. Warning: slight SLASH! Note: appearances of various anime characters are in this fanfic. Revisions halted for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 114,611 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry's soul song by SlytherinRen reviews
What is the song of Harry's soul? You find out when Hogwarts plays every fourth years soul song. Rated T for minor cursing and abusive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Next Door by Nacomah reviews
Slash Harry/Pyro. Magneto receives a tip that a powerful young mutant lives on Privet Drive. Posing as a family, Magneto, Mystique, and Pyro become convinced that their neighbor, Harry Potter, is the mutant they're looking for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,638 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Pyro - Complete
For Every Minute You Are Angry by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Tigerlily can mean bravery, wits, kindness, and stubbornness all in one. But for seven Hogwarts students, being sorted into this hidden house doesn't mean any of that. It means being accepted for who you are and accepting yourself, it means finding out that blood and family aren't always the same. Tigerlily means brotherhood and love. Formerly Harry Potter and the Fifth House
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 95,244 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Neville L.] - Complete
Failure To Thrive by cre8tvdeb reviews
It is post DH, and in the immediate aftermath, Harry experiences a spontaneous de-aging effect that sets him back physically, (& mentally?) by about 3 years. Recovery is challenging, and Harry is resisting help. But he does manage to get it from some unlikely sources. Follows DH, but AU (Alive!) Severus and Malfoys. Bonding/Mentor fic. Rating may change to M in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,462 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 5,613 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Takeover by BraverLeonheart reviews
Harry discovers the immediate consequences of his victory over Voldemort, more than a decade after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Union Of Hogwarts: Internet by Liliana Flame reviews
Over the year two Hogwarts Fourth Year students (from canon) decided to do sonething different. By the start if the summer they had an internet Hogwarts chatroom ready. One of these students was Hermione. Read from a professors point of view, who just happens to find it. No slash or romance! Draco and Harry friendship. Some bashing. Severus/Harry as mentor and student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,993 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Death Eaters of Hogwarts by Mentally Impaired reviews
Revised Version! During Harry's 5th year there are internal threats at Hogwarts. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls aren't safe to walk alone. Harry prepares for Voldemort but realizes he has a way to go before he can defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 161,013 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Different House (Harry's Second Year) by Harpygirl24 reviews
Harry comes back for his second year at Hogwarts. Granger, Weasley, and Brown are back and the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Oh and Snape finds out what house Harry was sorted into and is shocked. Based on the Different House in Absentia on Potions and Snitches and sequel to Different House.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,812 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Different House by Harpygirl24 reviews
Snape left on a Sabbatical the year that Harry Potter came to Hogwarts. This story covers Harry's first year at Hogwarts while Snape is away. Partly based on the Different House in Absentia on Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 7,507 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Hands by Herione Catz reviews
Harry Potter is entering his 5th year at Hogwarts while struggling with the death of Cedric, the imminent discovery of his relatives abuse, and even greater challenges than all of the previous years. On top of all of this, there is a strange glowing in his hands...? (Sevitus, sort of. Powerful!Harry, more info inside) Rated T for swearing, abuse content... might change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 58 - Words: 121,321 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Selection by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(1/7) At Madam Malkin's, Harry Potter introduces himself to Draco Malfoy. Draco offers to help Harry navigate the bizarre, new wizarding world, and Harry accepts. While Harry finds magic to be strange and amazing, there is no class to teach Harry about the complexities of friendship and social life in Slytherin... AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
What A Summer This Will Be! by CauldronCupCake reviews
Snape takes Harry during the summer to train him , much to his dismay. Snape mentors Harry type fic. AU after book 4. Edited and re-done to be even better! Not trying to be a review whore, but they are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In This Life by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry was adopted by a couple who move to America. His adopted parents die leaving him with his adopted uncle who abuses him. He attends Forks high school, meets the Cullen's who show him how good life can be. Sirius finds out where Harry is in the nick of time. He's adopted by Sev and Sirius, just as his parents and twin enter his life. He shows them the door. A war is brewing...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,480 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,529 - Follows: 5,302 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Phoenix by Shadow Phoenix of Slytherin reviews
"When Shadow, Light and Water unite in their great fight, Earth and also Fire will stand then on their right." That's what he said. After Voldemorts rise to power, everything changed. However... how many months can fit into four weeks? Harry found out the summer after his fourth year and finally took matters into his own hands which leads to an entirely different fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 232,081 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
angel of life or death by ncalkins reviews
harry is a abused 17 year old. his inharitce has just came he is a angel that can be the angel of life or death. darkness and death or mercy and life. he can punish people or save them if told to by god.redone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Alternate by Odelia-Chan reviews
Harry has a twin who is the boy who lived and Hogwarts has a karaoke night. Renamed from Hogwarts karaoke. Warning: Lots of cusing and suicidal thoughts and themes. Manipulitivie!Dumbledore! Up for adoption
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Changes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry descovers that Hermione is spying on him for Dumbledore. What will happen? will Harry create his own side in this war? To do that he has to become powerful, emancipated and untouchable by Dumbledore HP/SS Mpreg Ron becomes Harry's blood brother. Hermione/Dumbledore scenes be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Castle by Great Ace reviews
Harry is left at the Dursleys after Sirius's death. When He finally decides to take his destiny and training into his own hands, he gets help from a very unexpected source. Powerful!Super!Light!Harry. Dumbledore,Weasley & Granger bashing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 528 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Shadow by Aofie reviews
Snarry fic. The war is over, the Trio is back at Hogwarts completing their seventh year, but not all is right with Harry- and no one can see it but Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,515 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Peverell Bloodline intro by Mikaelsonofagun reviews
Harry is taken by Sirius and raised as a Peverell and attends Durmstrang. Grows up with Draco Malfoy and hates the weak. What will he become when he learns of the propecy. Dark/Evil Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Archangel by Phantom1s reviews
Harry Potter disappeared when he was five. With the help of Nicholas & Perenelle Flamel, he begins his training and meets the love of his wife and hands out justice his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,894 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Truth Revealed by Azaelia Silmarwen reviews
This story is now mostly up for those who have already favourite'd it. Please check out 'The Exposed Truth' instead. [/s/10577338/1/The-Exposed-Truth]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,694 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blood Brothers by Christina E Lupin reviews
AU! The Marauders perform a bonding like no other. They became Blood Brothers. And they never expected what would happen next, and it deals with the only child of the Marauder line: Harry Potter. Hiatus for editing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,337 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Pup's New Pack by Kat100666 reviews
What happens when Harry Potter is abused and the only people he finds he can trust are the Dark spies sent to watch him? What happens when a beating gets out of control and Harry is about to die? How can Fenrir Greyback help? OCC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cinderella Play by midnightsun198 reviews
Set in fourth year as Hogwarts presentation for the guests at the yule ball. Rating has to go up due to dumbledork. The End is up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Only Safe Ground by phirephox666 reviews
Hey Moldyshorts, How's tricks? You might be asking yourself: Why the hell is Potter writing his nemesis? I'll tell you why. I'm bored. How Harry changed the world, told through ninety-six letters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6673 - Favs: 9,698 - Follows: 4,868 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Magic of Magicness by companyband reviews
Harry Potter, Sixth Year Gryffindor, Independent, Powerful, New Friends, Bashing, Jealousy, Manipulative, Action and Comedy, Fun & Pranks, Little OOC characters, no typical pairings, This story is abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,156 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Atlantis by StormyFireDragon reviews
Harry is more than he was led to belive. Things happen to him that are not what anyone would have expected. This is a slash between Harry/Cedric. Mild Dumbledore bashing. Bad Weasley. Good Severus. Good Death Eaters. SLASH HP/CD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,640 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Reexamining Things by Harpygirl24 reviews
This is a story of Harry Potter shattering what everyone thinks about him and their first impressions. Based on the First Impressions challenge posted by PyroChilde on Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forbidden: A Tale of Four Friends by Hecateslover reviews
A sort of different Harry Potter is sorted into Ravenclaw in his first year. Sticks to canon very loosely. Goes through first year and beyond. SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, HPDM, HPNL, HPLL, and other pairings. MATURE readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 231,471 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 1,221 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I should have by tea break reviews
I never thought I d say that and wish it was otherwise but Harry is a tremendously good actor. Ever since the morning after the Horrible Night five years ago he started his life performance and Merlin does he do it well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 5,757 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brothers, Fathers, and Professors by DaughterOfAres reviews
Sequel to Brothers and Fathers. Tobias, Severus, and Harry are at Hogwarts and school is in session. But nothing can ever be easy for the Snape family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,133 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Summer School by Lady Lanera reviews
In response to Jan AQ's challenge "Summer School," Harry learns that he is going to be spending his summer in school because he did absolutely appalling on his finals during fourth-year. Hogwarts has a different way of teaching summer school, though. Does not follow canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flight of the Falcon by 21ShootingStars reviews
After GoF Harry runs away and becomes emancipated. He decides to train so that he'll be able to beat Voldemort.- currently on hiatus due to computer difficulties and a lack of interest on my part. it might be back eventually, but who knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer of the Stone by Ryan735 reviews
This starts out with Harry at a young age he has no idea so his power is beyond anyone's imagination for a kid his age. Nicholas Flamel helps train him as well. Before finishing this story i decided I didn't like it so DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
A fiery year by deathy-cool reviews
Sequel to A Quidditch Summer. Harry returns to Hogwarts for fifth year, the marauders are teaching, and at last the world knows that Voldemort has returned. The second war will start and its only OWL year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,182 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Three by darkpanda of angels reviews
The triwizard cup is at Hogwarts, Harry is chasing after Tonks, Colin is chasing after Luna, and George and Miki are going out? A new year with Luna as his best friend proves to be interesting with romance thrown into the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Break My Fall by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry has become a magical creature and Draco, who won't get over himself, is his abusive mate. There is another who longs to be with Harry, to show him how he should be loved but Harry's creature mates for life. DM/HP that leads to LM/HP. Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,265 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5402 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Hocus Pocus by Kia Stirling reviews
Harry was Voldemort's right hand man, but a freak accident changes this in favor of the Order... right? Dark AU One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Quidditch summer by deathy-cool reviews
Summer before fifth year Harry gets an invitation to a Quidditch camp all the way in America. The thing is, they don’t only teach Quidditch, but magic as well. Meet Harry's new team the IG's AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,388 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Changes by Viscount Anarchy reviews
HP/DG. Follow Harry as he tries to broaden his horizons beyond Dumbledore's control. A new look on GoF. slight!Dumblebashing. Ron!bashing elemental magic, nonstandard!animagus forms. Sirius is free! independant!powerful!Harry 99.9% complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,423 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Two by darkpanda of angels reviews
Living with a escaped prisoner during the summer, sneaking around with the Weasley twins, and a surprising revelation about family is in for Harry in this book about his second year at Hogwarts with Luna as his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,824 - Follows: 6,620 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Friends Found In Unexpected Places by FrenchFriesCafe reviews
Set in fourth year, no horcuxes Hogwarts can;t understand just how their golden boy became so closely acquainted with not only a Durmstrang student but a Slytherin as well. What has Harre been up to in his holidays? Language and a bit of gore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Wait im a Malfoy? by teamfred reviews
Its Harry's 6th year and Dumbledore comes by with life-changing news. Harry has a brother and a family.Hes not a Potter at all; but wait... a Malfoy? How will he deal with this new change. Nice!malfoy Powerful!Harry NOT A SLASH R&R or flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,711 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ravenclaw Rejects: Book One by darkpanda of angels reviews
Coming to Hogwarts a year later makes Harry have a different best friend...Luna Lovegood. What changes come about because of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin by FawkesRocks07 reviews
An AU Book 7. Harry returns to Hogwarts to train with a new DADA teacher appointed in Dumbledore's will . Mysteries of the past are explored, the Veil Room is revisited, and a traitor is revealed. And things are not always as they seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 340,475 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Harry Potter and Love's Triumvirate by Sharptooth reviews
AU. Written prior to HBP. My version of book 6. Harry and the DOM group are taken into hiding for the summer prior to 6th year. There they are trained and a new prophesy is revealed. HP/GW, RW/HG, NL/LL. Story from another website and another name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,753 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Wings of the Legendary Phoenixes by The Love Dragon reviews
Harry,Ron,Hermione,Ginny,Neville and Luna start their 6th and 5th years at Hogwarts.New group of mischeif makers, loved ones return, new powers discovered, and the real prophecy. Pranks, Pranks and more Pranks. HG RHr NL RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,103 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Brother Divided by Indie-Mod reviews
Harry Potter. Neville Longbottom. Violet Potter. All potential children of the prophecy. Believed to be Harry's brat twin, Violet, he and Neville are sent away to train at a young age. Then they return, Captains in the Wizarding Army. Not a slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Love of the Light Child by AngelMoon Girl reviews
The war is over, but the Light's victorious Boy Who Lived lays dying in the Order founder's arms. Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore exchange their bittersweet last words. Even in the hour of sorrow, hope and love prevail... Just pluck a few tissues first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Prince by slingit reviews
Harry's sixth year starts with a horrible summer at the Dursleys. New friends, new loves, new lessons and new adventures await Harry at Hogwarts this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 272,145 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brothers and Fathers by DaughterOfAres reviews
Harry gets some surprising news. He was adopted. His father is alive and he has a brother named Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,063 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Rise of the Protector by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Final chapter in the Midnight Series.Harry's job is clear: destroy the Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort. With the death of a mentor, Harry is forced to become something he never wanted, a leader.Year seven has arrived and there is no turning back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,346 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 248 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter,the Guardian,and the Sorcerer's Stone by cerberus309 reviews
A rewrite of the First Book, First in a Series. Harry Potter recieves help of an ancient kind throughout his stay at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. FallenxYoko TaranaxArcana HarryxDraco Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Background Secrets by Calai'di reviews
COMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? When would it have started and where would it end? Major spoilers for books 3,4,5,6. DMHP, FGL, BZSF, OWOC, HPCD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 172,733 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fall of a Phoenix by DaggersBloodPain reviews
AU Yr6. After the disastrous events of fifth year Harry gets a whole new attitude and grows into his own power. A story of Old Magick, blood lines, and power struggles. It is time for the truth to come out. SLASH HPSS MPREG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,385 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 5,186 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Power of Hogwarts by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,365 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,926 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strength to Fight by NightFlight reviews
COMPLETE! Post OoTP. Harry went into hiding to train and Hogwarts receives a challenge from Durmstrang. Harry revolts against the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic, and Voldemort. Chapter 23 is the turning point in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,332 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Death is a Blessing by Nation El-Diablo reviews
Severitus Challenge involves abuse and all things dark and nasty, Harry is rescued from the Dursleys only to find himself in danger from former friends, and hope in a new family (will be slashy later)COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,471 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Heir of Power by Anne79 reviews
With some new powers Harry will have to prepare himself for the fight against Voldy...but he won't do it alone. For all of you Sirius Fan's : HE IS ALIVE! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of Gaia by Silver Girl 125 reviews
Harry gets taken to Hogwarts when it was foundet, he trains and gets new powers. THIS IS MY FIRST FIC! please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,671 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED 6th year prequel to the Saga. School, Sea Witches, annoying Agents, Vampires, The Hidden Light, Royal Eagles, griffins, Avalon, Excalibur and the Green Flame Torch. 'Yesterday was today was tomorrow' Graffiti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,608 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Harry starts his fifth year. Pranks, powers, dreams, OotP, visit to Godric's Hollow, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,292 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Founder's Prophecy by Great Marauder1 reviews
**Not a Story Update. Just a Note** COMPLETED! Follow Harry Potter through sixth and seventh years, filled with Romance, Adventure, Prophesy and some Order!!! I am bad at beginnings, but it does get better..... - h/hr - My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED 5th year prequel to the Saga. Powers, friends, Elves, dwarves, the Big Game, and a year without Voldie would be boring. 'Hang on Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye, bye.' Matrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,091 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Complete
The Saga of the Red Dragons Order 2 by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Here you'll find elves, vampires, griffins, talking dragons, new Minister of Magic, a supposedly dead guy and, of course, the Red Dragons! Please RR, flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,829 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Complete
The Saga of the Red Dragons Order 1 by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED What does ol' Voldie get when he pisses off a special group of people? Big trouble. Please RR, flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Complete
Truth or Dare in Potter Manor reviews
After a failed plan, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Luna, Voldemort, Bellatrix, Lucius, Draco, Narcissa, Severus and Blaise all end up trapped in Potter Manor. And what do they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare of course! Parts of this story will be used in another story. Particularly the pairing, friends, Merlin scale results and powers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - [Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.]