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Joined 09-25-10, id: 2554271, Profile Updated: 09-26-10
Author has written 1 story for Tales of Symphonia.

"Crack is Wack"

Well... I don't quite believe that to be true. Sometimes it is just Cracktastic.

Deny it if you will, but we all read crack fics from time to time. Just like a car accident, we just can't look away. It sometimes becomes so bad that it transcends into good. Some of the fanfics with the highest numbers of reviews are the stupidest, most pointless things you have ever read. And it isn't like they are a bunch of flaming reviews (no, I don't mean the review is gay), but rather reviews saying, "This is the bestest thing I have ever read. I hope you update quickly." And why is this? Is it because the person writing the review is being sarcastic? Maybe. Or, more likely, it is because reading crack fics tickles that dark, secret place inside of us all. The place that only desires to put the characters we love in stupid, unrealistic situations, because they are the puppets and we are the puppeteers pulling them to our whims. Oh, the power we have over these poor fictional characters.

Yet, while we may talk about them, we often deny ourselves the true pleasure of actually creating the horrors our minds come up with. (Especially if you try to avoid making your characters OOC, and try and stick to the canon.)

Well, no more.

It is time to Release the Cracken!

No more shall our crack fics be hidden in an unmarked folder, inside another unused folder, inside a folder that says "2006 taxes" on our desktops. It is time to shower the fanfic world with blatant stupidity. (Not that it needs any help with that.)

Just because a fanfic is cracky doesn't mean it isn't still fun to read and to write. So sit back and enjoy a total waste of your time.

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A WWII story.
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Samus is Praegnent: The Unrated Edition by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan reviews
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Tales of a Sunshiny Day reviews
Lloyd confesses his tainted love to Colette! PLZ R&R THIS IS MY FIRST FIC I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED AND I REALLY NEED THE REVIEWS!
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