Name: I'd rather not give you my real name. But the name I use online is Naoki. Nicknames: Tora, Kenny (OMG, THEY KILLED KENNY! ...YOU BASTARDS!), NaoNao (Warning: I may hurt you if you call me that.), Korea, and others that are on the rude side. =D Nationality: 3/4 Korean, 1/4 Japanese. I'm an expert at English; but I'm still human. I make mistakes. Just let me know? Sign: Scorpio. Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to accomplish anything they put their mind to and they won't give up. They are perfectly suited to being on their own. Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that can be trusted. Year: Rat. People born in the Year of the Rat are noted for their charm and attraction (Hah, I wish. |D). They work hard to achieve their goals(I'm lazy.), acquire possessions(Hm, maybe.), and are likely to be perfectionists(Got me there.). They are basically thrifty with money(Oh, hell yes.). They are most compatible with people born in the years of the Dragon, Monkey, and Ox. If I Could Be Anyone on DeviantArt: 'yuumei Her artwork and stories are amazingly sweet, touching and inspiring, all with wonderful illustrations and colours. Random Quotes "If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!" - Milton Jones "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.”- Andre Gide "He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."-George Bernard Shaw "He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair."-Theodore Roosevelt Extra Stuff that You Will Never Actually Read Through If you fail at thinking up original characters and storylines, so you write fanfictions because you can borrow the characters and the settings, copy and paste this into your profile. If people who have sticks stuck so far up their asses that they they can never pull them out again tick you off to no end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever rinsed strawberries off, laid them out on paper towels to dry, then when you took the strawberries off you grabbed the red stained paper towels and ran around the house with them screaming "I killed a man!!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that it's stupid that Trix cereal was changed so that the pieces aren't shaped like fruit anymore but are shaped like plain circles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. If your mother/father has ever called you THEIR sister/brother's name(your Aunt/Uncle), copy this in your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pretended to be a spy with your headphones/earpiece just to freak people out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you write/like fluff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, paste this onto your account. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the Cocoa-cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. Girls Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this "Ice ice _ "--ummm still not cool, even then. You remember watching: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everyhting was settled by: when cops and robbers was a daily activity. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching: You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" :D One word. . . Furbies. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the Internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before MIKE JONES . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . You know you live in the year 2000 when... 1.) You accidently enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is b/c they don't have a screen-name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice #5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a #5. 11.) Now you are laughing stupidly at yourself. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 6 reasons not to mess with children: LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Fake friends: Never ask for food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Fake friends: Never seen you cry. Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Fake friends: Know a few things about you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. Fake friends: Are for a while. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. Fake friends: Will talk s*t to the person who talks s*t about you. Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did. |