![]() Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and My Candy Love. Hi, my name's Pseudonymous Soul (well, not really, that would be a really lame name to have). I love writing. I was writing an FF for Percy Jackson, but I got tired of that, and I lost spirit for Rock, Paper, Scissors. I'm sorry, guys. But I might upload a LokixOC FF because I love him so much :) My favourite colour is... um... well... I'm terrible at spelling, keeping to schedules, and remembering things. My favourite author? Hmm... hard one, I'll have to think about that one. My favourite FF author is Chrome Hearts... she's amazing and so is her friend, Willow something, I can't remember her FF name... but you have to check them out, here is Chrome Hearts profile and there is a link to her friend's profile in it: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1963656/Chrome-Hearts My hobbies consist of reading books and mangas, watching TV and anime, writing, playing games on the PS3 (my brother owns the XBox and takes it with him back to his house, so when it is here he is always on it) and on the PC, cycling, swimming, and sleeping. I play guitar. And piano. I paint *cough* notverywell *cough* The reason I haven't updated RPS in aaaaageeessssssss is because I don't know what to write. I love My Drunk Kitchen. My favourite characters on stuff are: Mark Benford - Flash Forward Al - Flash Forward *sniff* oh, God, Al *cries* Hibari Kyoya - Katekyo Hitman Reborn - kyaaa Byakuran - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Belphegor - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Train - Black Cat (he was cooler before Saya died) Gale - The Hunger Games (screw you Peeta!) Gil - Pandora Hearts Adult Reborn - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Prussia - Hetalia (awesome. Nothing more to say.) Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds (Kyaaaa) Loki - Thor/The Avengers. ...And so on. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 3. Should I be worried? My three best subjects are (in no particular order) English, Maths, and Science. However, if you do really well in a subject, you get a postcard sent home. In all my years at that school, I've only received one so far. In FRENCH. I like a lot of music. Most of my favourite bands/singers being rock/metal kind of stuff. Then I like most other stuff, but not pop. Not usually anyway. I'm shy. I'm a Leo. Not many people know my real name - I know a lot of people. When my internet decides to hate me, I... how to describe it... suffer from withdrawal symptoms. Even if it only dies for about two minutes, I die inside. I have a hard time getting out of bed. Like, seriously, I'm in bed right now and it's like 3pm. I check my emails a lot to see if anybody has updated their FF's. It's really bad how often I check them. My pencil case looks exactly like an orange juice carton. Oh, yeah - I love stationary. Yes, you read that correctly. It takes me like 5 minutes to write a poem. Really bad poems, but poetry isn't my strong suit. Here's a really morbid one to make you feel heavy inside :) Disillusioned Snow white flows over her Pale hands press against plain walls Her existence meaningless Ring a ring o' roses Lovely right? I'm a grammar nazi. If you haven't figured out already, I talk a lot. Like, waaay too much. Despite being a grammar nazi, I have awful grammar. I love bacon. Breaking Benjamin, Blood Stain Child, Linkin Park and Three Days Grace - these things I could not live without. I love danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. I'm probably checking my emails right now. Insert cats here RANDOM STUFF FROM THE WONDERS OF LE INTERWEB Insert cats here Here's a thing about stereotypes and what-not. Yay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems If you have read up to this point you must be really bored. Cats The rest of this will either be from le interweb or me blabbering to myself Cats I have rather... insane mood swings. I lose interest quickly. My English teacher says stuff like 'stalker', 'perv', 'crap' and 'hell' a lot. I go to a Catholic school (and the masses are BORING!). My best friend has 5 cats and 4 chickens. Her fridge is usually filled with ox hearts, kidneys and the like. Me and my family find this amusing considering her whole family are vegetarians. I hate snow, fish, birds when they fly above me, and little kids (year 7's... ugh...). My character from RPS is called Charlie. Short for Charlotte. This is a MY CANDY LOVE FF. Not sure what I'm getting at? Look up the names of Amber's minions. I cried when I realized this. I'm 1/4 Nigerian, a tiny bit Spanish and mostly Irish. I live in England. I'm pretty sure I'm repeating myself. I will often be heard screaming, I hate the internet. I should rephrase myself. I FUCKING HATE BT BROADBAND GIVE ME BETTER INTERNET I MEAN SERIOUSLY I TYPED IN ONE LETTER, ONE LETTER BEFORE MY INTERNET WENT OUT AGAIN ARE YOU SHITTING ME GOOD SIR. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!! My life in a movie - the songs. And yes, it is arranged in alphabetical order. My MP3's cool like that. Opening theme – 22 – Lily Allen Waking up – Across the line – Linkin Park First day at school – Again – Evanescene Making your new best friend – Alfie – Lily Allen (hmm...) Falling in love – All this and Heaven too – Florence and the Machine (well, it IS about love... I think) Breaking up – All I ever wanted – I don't know... a lot of these songs are nightcore'd... don't judge me too harshly, please Prom – Angel in the night – again, nightcore'd Graduation – Animal I have become – Three Days Grace Life's OK – Anthem of the Angels – Breaking Benjamin (this seems a bit... not fitting...) Death of a close friend – Astronaut – Simple Plan (it fits so well! I'd feel so lonely) Mental breakdown – Awake and Alive – Skillet Driving – Black birds – Linkin Park Flashback – Bleed it out – Linkin Park (it IS a backwards bar fight, so yeah!) Getting back together – Blue sky – Rainbow Dragon Eyes Birth of child – Boulevard of broken dreams – Green Day Wedding scene – Breaking the habit – Linkin Park Car accident – Breaking down – Florence and the Machine (wait. No. Just... imagine that. Such a happy cough song during a CAR ACCIDENT. I just... why... why.) Final battle – Brick by boring brick – Paramore (I think I like this.) Death scene – Bring me back to live – Evanescence (now this is just taking the piss) Funeral song – Broken arrow - Noel Gallagher (at least it's not Bury Me Alive. That WOULD just be taking the piss) End credits – Burning in the skies – Linkin Park (it's kinda fitting) Me no owney this stuff. I'm not clever or funny enough to come up with it. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. As a child my family's menu consisted of two things: take it or leave it. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everybody else. I'm going to end this here, so yeah. END. |
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