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Joined 04-07-17, id: 9048829, Profile Updated: 05-24-19
Author has written 61 stories for 39 Clues, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Giver, Holes, and Henry Danger.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE: I'm back from hiatus guys!! And hopefully, my stories that aren't finished, basically all 50 of them. *gulp* will be updated soon. Thanks...

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Hi! Hello! Yo! Aloha! I can't decide which greeting to use!!!!!

Anyways... this is 39addict101. I want to be a professional writer someday, (as in... New York Times Bestselling Author) so I came here to practice. Pretty lame huh? Seems like if I wanted to be that good I'd need to try harder (and not post hiatus messages under the label of "very important" I should probably use "very embarrassing" instead, haha.) But ah, well, you all know me. I do it when I feel like it. And what is 'it', you ask... I don't know yet. Probably updating that story that hasn't been updated for almost a year, for one thing.

My favorite quote as of right now: Sometimes, when I'm out with my friends, I also can't wait to get home and crawl in the dishwasher.

But anyways...

There's a forum my friends and I regularly inhabit. Please visit it. We'd love to have you and get to know you better.
I'mNotAGoodWriter's Forum

I also have a couple of stories up, and nothing makes my day more than a review. But please, leave a good review. I detest reviews that say, "Good job." Its so vague. I would take a flame over that.

Another thing I would like is if you left some constructive criticism.

And...there is nothing that I like more than when you throw your theories out!

Thanks!


So. Some stuff about me. This is, after all, called a bio for a reason.

I'm sixteen years old and I have a burning passion for writing. I'm the kind of person who will sit down and just stare at the blank doc in excitement, because I can't wait to find out what I'm going to write about today. It sounds so weird, but that's how I look at writing... not as a chore, but as an adventure.

So don't ask me what I have planned for a fic. Because I honestly probably don't know. I'm on the edge of my seat, just like you.

For me, writing is all about the adventure my mind is going to take me on.

I also love the power of words. They can describe things that you would never be able to see without them. They can take you places you would never go if it weren't for their help. And one word can be so descriptive.

Some of my favorite words: resound, glow, explosion, passion, crystalize... the list goes on and on and on because words are so beautiful and powerful and how would we live without them?

I'm an avid reader, I read books the same way you breathe. For me, books are an escape from the real world, a place where Happily Ever After isn't impossible, where the characters are real people who are struggling just like me, but, unlike me, they manage to overcome and be victorious conquerers in the end and everyone goes to a party. And who doesn't love a party?

Music is another passion of mine. I play piano, and there's something about sitting down in front of an instrument that's seventeen times more heavy than I am, and making it do what I want. Because there's power in music too.

I love the feeling when I complete a new song, when I've mastered that difficult measure, when I can play just to play and lose myself in the music...

I live for little pleasures.

Chocolate melting on your tongue.

The sweet aroma of the wild lilac bush.

Kitty kisses.

Hugs.

A smile from a friend to a friend.

The tickle of grass on my cheeks as I stare up at the blue sky and day dream.

The sound of laughter.

The sight of happiness-of family and love and unity.

The touch of a friend.

The smell of a rose.

I'm the kind of person who will remember little details--what I was wearing... what the weather was like... how he looked when he smiled at me.

My personality is carried over into my writing. Hence, little details-smiles, laughter, weather, the scent of his cologne... all of my writing carries part of who I am. Even my villains get some of their evil tendencies from me.

I'm an impatient person. I want to move and go and move and go and never sit still and get it down RIGHT NOW or I'll snap and yell at you and I'm sorry I didn't mean it... but now it's too late, the words have been spoken...

I'm kind of selfish too. I like to live in a little world that revolves around me. I'm working on it, but it's a process.

And now that I've spilled all this information about me, if you're still curious enough to want to know me better... I'm always here.

I love to talk, and I can lend a listening ear.

I'd love to get to know YOU more.


So. My friends were at this thing. (I don't even remember what it was) And we were sitting in bleachers. I had (somehow) finagled my way into a position right next to my crush. And, one of our chaperones called my over and asked me something. I answered her question, and I started walking back.

But, unfortunately, one of friends (maybe, she doesn't like me that much?) had her foot stuck out, and I didn't see it. (I was looking at his face. I know...I'm so bad) I tripped over her foot, and ended up in my crush's lap.

I hurriedly got up, mortified, and moved one space down to my seat. I obviously didn't talk to him for the rest of the night. Obviously.


Hello? 911? My parents turned off the wifi!


*bring* *bring* Hello, I am currently out of my mind; please leave a message after the beep.


Here's a couple things about me:

1. I am a girl. (and I'm proud of it)

2. I love chickens (and I'm proud of it)

3. I am a vegetarian (and I'm proud of it)

4. I am weird (and I'm proud of it)

5. Yeah, that's my life, and guess what? I'm so proud of it.

8 of every 10 teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 that haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're of those people that didn't know how to copy and paste, and had to look it up, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you're crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing moments that make you want to smack yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Lets eat Grandma!" or "Lets eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. If you agree, and wouldn't like to taste your grandma, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

"My God what is that smell?" "It's called Fresh air" -Sinead and Ian (Medusa Plot)

"Turn right now." "Now? All I see is a bloody narrow gap between trees" - GPS and Ian (Dead Of Night)

"Or how you people in the US Provinces say...Bungee!" "I believe it is Bingo" -Natalie and Alistair (The Sword Thief)

"Lovely" -Ian (The Sword Thief)

"So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"-Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Oh great. I'm in South Korea and now my sister is Julie Andrews" -Dan (The Sword Thief)

"Executor?" "That means he killed her?" -Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Those are Cobras, not the really cute ones. Like Ian" -Dan

"You're a Thief" "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian" -Ian and Amy (Maze of Bones)

''But today I'm the good guy. You gotta see that, Amy.'' ''Because you make gangster pop-up books?" "Exactly!" -Dan and Jonah (One False Note)

"Hello, Love" -Ian to Amy (Practically every time they meet.)

Hey, hey you there. The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He's abused at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He got them fighting for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

If you love to laugh, here's a couple things to laugh at.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

Oh, so paper beats rock? Well, then, you try defending yourself with paper while I throw a rock at you!

Dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they do make wonderful ancestors.

I ran out of sick days. I called in dead.

Guys think girls are weird, have they looked at themselves?

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I think I'll make a few more.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished 2 bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

How is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

Those people who think they know everything are an annoyance to those of us who do.

A bank is a place that will lend you money...if you can prove that you don't need it.

We hope that, when insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them on our picnics.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall. After I finish laughing.

I changed my password everywhere to incorrect. That way when I get it wrong, it always reminds me with, "Your password in incorrect."

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed internet.

My wife loves me so much. She does her best to attract me. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer!

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me...when I had nothing better to say.

Hmm...this text message seems a little harsh. I'll put a LOL at the end of it.

Ooooh! A life? Where can I download one?

Common sense is like deodorant. Those who really need it don't use it.

I like you so much, my friend, I'd walk through a fire for you. Well, actually, not a fire, cuz its hot. But totally a humid room. Hmm...no, not a humid room, cuz ya know, my HAIR?

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well...not a grizzly bear, cuz they have claws. Not a panda bear, either, cuz they know kung fu. But a care bear...yes, I'd definitely fight a care bear.

Dogs feel very strongly the need to go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, in your ear.

Newspaper Ad. Free PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel. Half sneaky neighbor's dog.

The other day I was walking in the woods at night, and I came upon a rabbit with a candle, making shadows of people on a tree.

Why are gorilla's nostrils so big? Because they have thick fingers.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?

I burst out laughing in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday.

I've learned when I get my room just the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up.

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo. One was caught watching TV, one was caught eating peanuts, and one was caught reading this quote.

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

You love flowers...but you cut them. You love animals...but you eat them. You love me...and now I'm scared!

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

That moment when there's a ugly fat spider on you and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He's dreaming too.

Google earth view gives you the amazing change to see amazing things...all from the comfort of your home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their house, their friend's houses, mostly places they've been.

Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

I called the restaurant and asked them if they take orders. When they said, "Yes, they do." I replied, "Run outside naked!"

Today I will live in the moment, unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I will take a nap.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying xyz airlines. We hope you enjoy your flight as much as we enjoy taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to Los Angeles, one to Miami, and one to New York." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week."

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.

Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

I swear I am up to no good.

When a cop told me to give him my first and last name, I told him, "Are you crazy? What will my name be then?"

I'm not afraid of flying. I'm afraid of not flying.

I'm so glad I don't have to hunt my own food! I don't even know where the sandwiches live!

Don't wake me up! I'm studying!

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it!

My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel crossing the street.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke: Once when everyone else is laughing, twice when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he laughed without getting the joke.

What I do when I see someone pretty, is: I stare, I smile, and then I get tired and put the mirror down.

I did not trip and fall!! I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning!

A cop pulled me over and asked, "Papers?" So I told him "Scissors! I win!" And drove away.

Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then DON'T say it.

My friend, remember that without stupidity, there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so we need you here after all.

Sometimes, when I close my eyes...I can't see.

I just wanted to let you know that somebody cares...not me, but somebody does.

Dude, no! I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making!

It's better to shut up and to give the impression that you're stupid then to say something and erase all doubt.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just yours that is stupid.

After many years of studying my geography book, I know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

Your mind needs exercising just as much as your body, that's why I think of jogging every day.

I wish all my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house: a police car, an ambulance, and a fire truck.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

I'm going to open a new facebook account named Anonymous, that way all the cool quotes will be credited to me!

Store sign: Why go somewhere else and waste your money when you can do it here?

Whenever you feel stupid, just remember there are people outside looking for Pokémon.

Dance like nobody is watching...because they aren't, they're all checking their phones.

Every morning I do ten sit-ups...to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "Wow, he loves me!" And he thought, "Wow, this sidewalk is slippery!"

If I can't have a midnight snack, than what's the point of the light in the fridge?

I hate how chocolate melts in my hand. I mean, am I that hot?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they have a common enemy.

Stalking isn't a word I use, I prefer intense study of individual.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The fact that you're at my profile means you're stalking me.

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk; I have a work station...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?

I went on a once in a lifetime vacation. Never again.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Never do anything that you don't want to explain to the cops/paramedics.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

When you fall, I will be there to catch you. -With love, The floor.

Why would I need a hair stylist? My pillow gives me a new style every morning!

Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. At noon I can't eat, cuz I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, cuz I'm thinking of you. At night I can't sleep...cuz I'm hungry!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

They say, "Don't try this at home." So I'm coming over to your house to try it, and you can go over to mine!

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

"Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God!" "I should hope not, sir"

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled . . . Now where the heck am I?

I'm not clumsy . . . the floor just hates me.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs., and your Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and your Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried . . . just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My bad . . . Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butts that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door to see if your home.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the ones messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIEND: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he/she tripped you, then sit on your back so that you can't get back up.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for his/her number.

FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they are after you in the first place...

FRIENDS: let you make an idiot of yourself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with you making an idiot out of himself/herself too

Friends: Don't have this on their profiles.
Best Friends: Must have this on their profile.


Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you’re part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy into your profile, copy this into your profile. (I have no shame...)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste into your profile.

The following are on actual labels of consumer goods, 'cause some people are idiots:

Sear's Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (When else would I have time to dry my hair?)

Frito's!: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details in side. (The shoplifter's special!)

Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

Swanson Frozen Dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion)

Tesco's Tiramisu Dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

Mark's and Spencer's Bread Pudding: Caution! Product will be hot after heating! (Gee, no dip, Sherlock)

Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But it saves so much time!... Whose body?)

Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery while after taking this medication. (Yeah. We could really reduce construction accidents by getting sick 5-year-olds off forklifts and out of cars.)

Nytol Sleep Aid: Product may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

Christmas Lights: Indoor and Outdoor use only. (As opposed to space? Dang it. I wanted to put my Christmas tree out there.)

Japanese Food Processor: Not for the other use. (Anyone wanna help me out with this one? Now I'm curious...)

Sunsbury Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (But no peas?)

Kid's Superman Costume: Product does not enable flight. (Parents, I blame you.)

Swedish Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. (Alright, raise your hand if you tried that... Oh, wait. Hehehe, never mind)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon. But wait...wouldn't fake fake bacon be real bacon??)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)


The prince fought valiantly.

He slayed the dragon.

The princess cried for days.

She loved that dragon.

-The stories fairy-tales don't tell

A young girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy, and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly, a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, and she felt as though someone were walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that not 20 minutes after she had passed, a young girl had been raped in the same alley. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy, and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety, and pleading with him to be with the other young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify the man. She agreed, and immediately pointed him out.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked her if there was anything he could do for her.

She asked if they could ask the man why he didn't attack her. When the policemen asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. There were two men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you are not alone. God and his angels are always with us, even when we don't know it.

Did you know that 98% percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% won't repost this? Change that.

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Without the mask by Crystal E. Fall reviews
Henry Hart goes missing under mysterious circumstances, leaving his bewildered friends and family to connect the pieces. Where is Henry? What happened? And is his disappearance somehow linked to the girl who ran into them on the streets? Meanwhile, Henry finds himself in deep, deep water: this time, without the protection of his superhero alter ego.
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,496 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Henry H./Kid Danger, OC - Complete
Snippets by hptriviachamp reviews
In which I write several 39 Clues oneshots. Chapter 12- "Of Blood and Birthright"- is up!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Amy C., Sinead S., Ian K., Jake R.
Reminders by Qoheleth reviews
How beauty entered the life of the Community, and what came about as a result.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Katharine
Wicked Wonders by grungelemongrab reviews
One mistake. ONE. One stupid, impulsive, destructive mistake. That was all it took for Lilian Vargas to be sent to Camp Green Lake, a juvenile detention facility for troubled boys and girls. Here, she was to face the consequences of her actions. That was much easier said than done, especially when she was stuck in the middle of all the drama her tentmate managed to conjure...
Holes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,391 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/10/2017 - [Squid, OC] Zigzag
To Love, Honor, and Obey by hptriviachamp reviews
"Do you think of me when we are not together?""Of you, and nothing else." How pretty his words are! If she were of a different bend, then perhaps she would have scoffed at them, or maybe she would have been wholly enraptured and taken in by every line. She does neither. *ON HIATUS*
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 5/29/2018 - Amy C., Ian K., Jake R.
Bucket List by innercornerhighlight reviews
"You don't have a list?" "Of what?" "Of the the adventures you're going to have before you die!" One-Shot. AU.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2018 - [Hope C., Vikram K.] - Complete
the insanely awesome Cahill chatroom by AliceInWonderland01 reviews
Amy creates a chatroom for the younger generation of Cahill cluehunters... Cue total chaos... i know it's slightly overdone but trust me, this one is hopefully just as good as the other stories you've read. Rated T for mild swearing. OFF HIATUS YAYYY
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 2/22/2013
The Curse of the Mirror by Rival Argentica reviews
A mysterious golden mirror curses Ian into a wild war with grief, and from the crack of his broken heart spirals a tale that begins in tragedy and ends in death. Post-Vespers, semi-AU, Ian-centric.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,164 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Amy C., Ian K., Atticus R., Jake R. - Complete
Life, Love, and You by hptriviachamp reviews
He finds her alone in the library. In truth, when Amy came here, she was trying to escape him, but somewhere in the back of her mind, she knew this was the first place he would look if he wanted to find her. And from the moment he had entered the dining room- entered back into her life- she knew he wanted to find her again. *For 39addict101 - Happy Holidays!*
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
My Bad by LovelyLadyRed reviews
Though clearly in pain, Hope Cahill commanded herself to dispel the grogginess from her mind and register her surroundings, but the sight that met her left her lost for words. What had happened last night, and how did she end up in Vikram Kabra's bedroom? rated T for mild language and suggestive themes
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Hope C., Vikram K. - Complete
Magnetic Click by 39CluesStrangerThingsFan-Star reviews
It was a simple experiment gone wrong. Now, it's a way to bond. In love. Special note inside.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2017 - [Dan C., Reagan H.] - Complete
Of Flowers And Fires by MademoiselleEtincelle reviews
Why are we here? Are we just on this planet because someone brought us here, without any particular goal? Or are we actually here to accomplish something spectacular, something that will change the world forever? I don't live in a palace. My family isn't rich, and I don't have everything I want. I don't have any special skills, and I am not perfect.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
When Will You Realize by 39CluesStrangerThingsFan-Star reviews
Jonah was never one to settle down, until she came into his life. - "Jonah, when will you realize you love me?"
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Jonah W., Sinead S.] - Complete
Vehement Rhubarb by zentanglebubblegum0727 reviews
Please, stop.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Amy C., Dan C., Ian K., Natalie K. - Complete
Fantastic Words by starryfan17 reviews
"You got to admit, it's one of my better ideas." / Inspired by the Word of the Day. Random words are chosen for oneshots/ drabbles.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017
His by Rival Argentica reviews
Amy Cahill, you are a curse on my life.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Ian K., Amy C.] - Complete
Sweet Bliss by I'mBadAtThingsILike reviews
For StarCrossedLovers1001's contest. Jake had recently been very secretive from Amy. What was he trying to hide? Would it affect their relationship? These questions swirled around in Amy's head. Before long, they were answered. The answer did affect their relationship, but not how she expected.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Amy C., Jake R.] - Complete
A Scene of Unity by zentanglebubblegum0727 reviews
A story of Nimbus Clouds and Reluctant Tears. "…indeed it was a beautiful day. Nimbus clouds big but white, a rare occurrence, and shocking patches of blue peeking out from behind them, like shattered glass..." Very helpfully beta-read, by somebody who didn't want to be revealed to the public, although I'm not entirely sure why. Thank you!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Amy C., Dan C., Ian K., Natalie K. - Complete
Cahill Clues by Mer13523 reviews
This story is based sometime during the clue hunt, with some similar events to the Kabra story in the Cahill Files. Amy is taken to the Kabra mansion, where she meets Andie, a researcher who may be in serious trouble with Isabel and Vikram Kabra. Hope you enjoy!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Complete
Better Than You by 39CluesStrangerThingsFan-Star reviews
Sinead always knew she was better than Amy. It proves her point when Jake is willing to cheat on Amy with her. Amy finds out and Jake is forced to move in with Sinead. Rated T for an unexpected twist. Dedicated to 39addict101 for winning second in my contest. Please enter her contest! Thanks zentanglebubblegum0624 for beta reading is for me!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [Jake R., Sinead S.] - Complete
The World in a Microchip by Rival Argentica reviews
Fiske has a favour. He wants the Starlings to create a virtual reality where the Cahills could play Truth or Dare safely without having to send Nellie's kitchen blasting off into the exosphere. This is a perfectly safe way for the Cahills to have fun…right? Unless the microchip is corrupted and they're stuck in a virtual world playing truth or dare forever, that is. For 39addict101
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2017
Lost and Found by xx Artistic Logic reviews
Amy Cahill was never the kind to believe in legends. According to her, the magic of those mythical stories was never meant to leave the pages of her books. That all changes when she is sent to Green Meadows. In a town whose quietness and peace was supposed to heal her wounds, she ends up embarking the biggest adventure of her life.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.]
Cahills Online by 39CluesStrangerThingsFan-Star reviews
Basically a IM chat room for the the Cahills. Written for 39addict101's Cahill Online Chatroom Contest. More coming soon!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2017
Cahill University by Rival Argentica reviews
The Cahill kids. High school. What's the worst that could happen? [On indefinite hiatus.]
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016
A Christmas Cliché by scrittore18 reviews
Sinead has one objective: get through the day without any interactions between her and a certain celebrity. Too bad he has a different goal in mind. Follow-up to 'A Clothing Cliché'. Strong T rating.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/8/2016 - [Jonah W., Sinead S.]
Amaranthine by Rival Argentica reviews
The flower of our love will forever be in bloom. [Amy, Ian]
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Resound by Rival Argentica reviews
"Everything that makes me whole belongs to you forever more." Jonah-centric.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Jonah W. - Complete
Speak Now by Rival Argentica reviews
AmyxIan. —and the preacher says, "Speak now, or forever hold your peace." There was a silence. There was her last chance. She had to stop this marriage, or it all would be too late. Pushing open the doors of the Sistine Chapel with shaking hands, Amy stands up straight, shouting fearlessly to the priest—
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Last Dance by Rival Argentica reviews
Amy might be thinking that when their last song together should end, both would let each other free and proceed to dance with someone else entirely on the next song...But Ian wouldn't. He wouldn't dance with anybody else. His last dance, should be it, would always and always be with Amy. He'd accept Evan Tolliver...if Amy loved him.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Arctic Plunges by Seabound reviews
Fleeting glances give way to bets with Nellie Gomez, leading Ian Kabra to weave a tangled (and frigid) web of troubles - and Amy Cahill's the prey caught in the middle. (For Lovely SOS's Contest.)
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Distractions by WickedWickedMe reviews
Photoshop Jake's head onto a mouse/Plan a siege on Evan's house/KURT DID WHAT? He's gonna pay/If he's dead it'll make my day. For all Amian shippers and Jake/Kurt/Evan haters. I promise you will like this.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012
Stop, Drop, and Roll by Syberian Quest reviews
"You finally ready to trust me?" "Never, Cobra," he hisses, "but it looks like I don't have much of a choice now, do I?"
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Dan C., Ian K. - Complete
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Earthfall reviews
The earth is struck with a famine and the inhabitants of the earth struggle to find enough food to stay alive. Ian approaches the Cahills, begging them to help him. The truth, the secrets, the lies they uncover unnerve them all.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/12/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.] Dan C., Natalie K.
Rain reviews
The gray sky was crying, and Henry's mood matches the color of the atmosphere.
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31 - Henry H./Kid Danger, Piper H.
Heated reviews
It was hot and there was some tension between Charlotte and Henry.
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30 - [Charlotte, Henry H./Kid Danger] - Complete
Demise reviews
It was his fault... his fault that she had died, and he didn't know if he could go on living. STRONG T rating. Very graphic descriptions and few language issues...
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Henry H./Kid Danger, Ray M./Captain Man - Complete
Sledding reviews
The snow swirls... and Henry decides it's the perfect day to go sledding with a perfect someone.
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13 - [Charlotte, Henry H./Kid Danger] - Complete
Legends Never Die reviews
Three years ago, Henry and Ray had an argument. And now, Henry is struggling to cope with the results of that argument, and wondering who he really is . . . is he Kid Danger at heart? Or is he just another superhero trying to impress the crowds?
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/6/2018 - Charlotte, Henry H./Kid Danger, Jasper, Ray M./Captain Man
Reconciled reviews
It wasn't that he was scared. Nay, he was not scared. . . sad yes, but he was not even disturbed. The only thing that bothered him was what he had yet to finish-so much, and so little time. ...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Paradise (Almost) Found reviews
She's happy here ... happier than she's ever been. But her heart aches for those she left behind.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2018 - Ian K., Natalie K. - Complete
Peace in the Midst of a Christmas Storm reviews
It's hard for her to realize that he died. The snow swirls softly around her, and healing awaits, if only she can grasp the true meaning of Christmas. For the Writer's Anonymous Holiday Challenge.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2018
An Examination of Love
Sometimes all you can feel is jealousy. Sometimes all you can feel is love. Sometimes . . . you don't know what you feel. An excerpt from Sinead Starling's diary. (implied SinIan)
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Sinead S., Ian K.] - Complete
Weeping Tree reviews
Lightning burst from the sky again and Grace received a two-second view of the willow tree. It's branches drooped with the weight of the water . . . Pre-Clue Hunt
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2018 - Grace C. - Complete
Die Twisted Affäre reviews
(The Twisted Affair) It's World War II, and the Cahills are engaged in a full-out bloodbath to try and stop Lucian Adolf Hitler from establishing his "Third Kingdom" (Third Reich). Amy Cahill (branch unknown) is called to serve undercover, and suddenly, before she knows what's happening, she's having an affair. With the enemy. STRONG T Rating.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Amy C., Dan C., Ian K., OC
Awakening reviews
Out of the ashes and rising dust clouds of the broken culture grew the New Civilization. The little bit of humanity that remained in the scarred, terrified bodies that walked the earth had been crushed out by the last explosion. And so the rules of the Community were formed. . . It was into this world that Amy Cahill was born. My 50th story. I love you guys. :D
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 10/1/2018
Hide and Seek reviews
Dan has found the best hiding spot EVAH. Five or six year old Dan, nine or ten year old Amy.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2018 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Pleasant reviews
It was really the only word she could use to describe her relationship with Henry.
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2018
Spring Fun reviews
"Ian, do you even know what fun means?" "Of course I know what fun means! . . . ." "Have you ever had fun?" "Uh..." "No, you haven't." Amian Fluff in the spring sunshine. For Champ. (sorry it took me freaking forever...)
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Crushing Reality reviews
Cara is on a mission-a mission to find out why certain . . . intimate photos of her family are being posted. But to find the motives behind the pictures, Cara must examine everything she knows about herself, her family, her hacking, her love life, and dig into the life of a hated traitor. Rated T for a reason.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 4/26/2018 - Amy C., Sinead S., Ian K., Cara P.
Cahill Smash or Pass reviews
We've all seen the cliché Cahill Truth or Dare. But what about Cahill Smash or Pass? Please remember, this is rated T for a reason.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017
Missing You reviews
Missing him has become just a part of living.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 3/2/2018 - [Amy C., Ian K.]
For Her reviews
Is there even a reason why Ian should keep living? Amain Angst is back! :P
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Complete
Imminent Inferno reviews
The burning past haunts him, a roaring inferno that laps at his heels like hellfire seeking him out for his sins. The smoke ascends, and all he can remember is the death that surrounds him. If only he could go back, if only he could change the past...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017
Mafia reviews
The snow crunched under his feet. The moon's light was as cold as ice. And then . . . the mafia struck. Pre-Vespers For Etincelle
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2018 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Fatigue reviews
He was so tired. His bones ached with a throb that beat endlessly in his mind. For Grass-Berry09. Merry Christmas to all.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Ian K., Vikram K. - Complete
Passion reviews
A red river of passion . . . For Inagw's birthday.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2017 - [Ian K., Dan C.] - Complete
A Collection of Christmas Oneshots reviews
#JBE2017 A collection of oneshots for Etincelle's writing prompts.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 11/26/2017
Dreams reviews
Its not everyday that you happen to be in an exploding building. Ted Starling just happened to be lucky enough to be caught in one, along with the Cahill brats, who escaped unscathed, and his siblings, who were also injured. But Ted's dreams were crushed with the devastating bang that took his vision . . . For the Writer's Anonymous One-Word Prompt Challenge.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Sinead S., Ned S., Ted S. - Complete
The Clock of Death reviews
Something has happened to the clue hunters...now they're animals. They must figure out what to do to stop the clock of death running inside them.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 6/11/2017
A Deadly Game reviews
Amy Cahill's sword is stuck in the murdered person's chest. But she didn't kill that person. Who did? And why are they trying to blame Amy? For scrittore18's October Challenge
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Amy C., Jonah W. - Complete
The Sins reviews
Our children will bear our sins.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2017
Beyond reviews
He is beyond my reach. Never to be yours. But you still hope.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2017
One Quiet Night reviews
The daisies nodded their heads as they fell asleep, watching the sun sink below the horizon. Inagw's "Dare" Enjoy...its not really much of a story...just some exposition and suck descriptions.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2017
A Secret Life reviews
"I love you too much to kill you." -The words ran through Amy's mind, over and over, again and again. Then she heard Him. Warning: Dark-ish
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 7/9/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.] OC
Meet Me On the Battlefield reviews
And as she pulls the gun out of her pocket, and points it at her head, she can only think of him.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Sinead S., Ian K. - Complete
My Immortal: Amian reviews
The My Immortal for the 39 Clues fanfiction archive. This was a dare. Please R and R. Thank you. (or maybe not)
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.]
Legacy reviews
Amy Cahill's speech to try and unite the Cahill family. Please R&R. Thank you.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2017
Amber Eyes and Mottled Fur reviews
And just as he raised a hand to slap it, he noticed its eyes. For my war with Choclate1203. This is #1.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Ian K., Natalie K. - Complete
Cloudy Grief and Good Riddance reviews
Isabel Kabra's funeral.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Ian K., Isabel K. - Complete
A Chat reviews
A chat in which Natalie tries to get something through Dan's thick skull...
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2017 - [Dan C., Natalie K.] - Complete
Honesty: Constructive Criticism -- Its NOT bad reviews
#IStandWithGrace Please look inside for more details. Thank you.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/11/2017
If Only reviews
It started with a few drops. Now it's a downpour. For MademoiselleEtincelle
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Dear Authors, reviews
A letter to the authors on some of my thoughts of their books. Warning: Fangirlishness and craziness
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2017
Perfectly Scarred reviews
For scrittore18...for winning first place in the WOS contest. Jonead. More info inside.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2017 - [Sinead S., Jonah W.] Amy C. - Complete
A Thousand Sorrows reviews
The past can never be changed, and the future is in the hands of the present.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
A Never Ending Hole reviews
He was desperate, he was broken, and he was torn in two. He was falling, falling in a pit of despair, a never ending hole.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2017 - Squid - Complete
Wicked Pawn reviews
Count Olaf is the bad guy, or so everyone thinks. Who's the real villain behind the scenes? AU For the Writer's Anonymous Character Development Writing Challenge.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Violet B., Count O., Lemony S. - Complete
Facebook vs Love reviews
Congrats to Rival Argentica! This story is for her. Amy is tired of being ignored by Jake, and all for Facebook. Who will win out in Jake's life? Facebook? Or his wife? Updated since the original story went against the rules.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 6/6/2017 - [Amy C., Jake R.]
War of the Ships reviews
Come one, come all to defend your OTP! Updated, important info inside. All credit goes to I'mNotAGoodWriter for basically typing up this whole thing.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Complete
428 Feet Up--And then Back Down reviews
His hands gripped the seat, watching the light. And then it turned green, and they took off.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
A Story of Hurt and Redemption reviews
Amy Cahill has a big problem. She doesn't know how to solve it, and she's not telling anyone what it is. Dan doesn't know what it is either, so he calls in the big guns to help him. For I'mNotAGoodWriter for winning 2nd place in my contest.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Amy C., Natalie K.] Dan C. - Complete
The Forgotten reviews
Forgotten. Hated. Stepped Upon. Evan Tolliver is often underrated. But, in actuality, Evamy may be one of the sweetest romances out there.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Complete
Guts Enough reviews
Reagan is jealously watching Natalie flirt with Dan when...read to find out! For 39CluesFan-Star for winning 3rd place in my contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2017 - [Dan C., Reagan H.] - Complete
Cahill's Online Chatroom Contest reviews
Since this fandom is so *cough* dead, I'm hosting a contest to liven things up. More details in side. Please, Please, Please, PLEASE enter. (Make my job hard!) There is also a slight story inside too. I guess you can't publish just a contest, it has to be part of a story. Enjoy...and enter! Updated! See for important information! I've extended the date to June 1!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Complete
Unwanted Child reviews
Natalie finds out she's pregnant...and that Dan hates kids. For StarCrossedLover's1001 2nd contest. Sequel to As Harmless as a Snake, As Wise as a Dove. Originally Snake Child.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Natalie K., Dan C.] - Complete
Amian: The Golden Couple reviews
The idea for this just hit me, like out of the blue, so anyways, its not very good, so please forgive me. And enjoy!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2017 - [Amy C., Ian K.] - Complete
Smitten reviews
Jake's thoughts on Amy right before the kiss in Timbuktu. I tried, so please forgive me for my errors. Rated with a for plus slight language.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Amy C., Jake R.] - Complete
Rosemary: The Mysterious reviews
Ever wonder about Rosemary, the Giver's daughter? Here's my version of her, and some of her story.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Complete
The Will to Change reviews
Jonas is lying on the ground after a training session thinking of a memory the Giver transmitted to him. His thoughts turn to a certain someone with beautiful, red hair.
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Jonas, Fiona] - Complete
Running on Empty reviews
Jonah Wizard knows he is awesome. But the thing is, he doesn't feel awesome. He just feels empty, until he remembers a certain someone. Dedicated to I'mNotAGoodWriter for all the help she gave me.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Nellie G., Jonah W.] - Complete
Regrets reviews
Violet and her mother get into an argument, on the day her parents die. Her thoughts on what she should have done.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Violet B. - Complete
Beginnings of a Villian reviews
What if Count Olaf had a reason behind the reason? Rated T for a reason.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Count O. - Complete
As Harmless as a Snake, As Wise as A Dove reviews
Dan and Natalie get together while their siblings discuss other business. For whatever reason, Dan finds himself trying to impress Natalie and Natalie seems to be dong the same thing. For StarCrossedLovers1001's contest.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - [Dan C., Natalie K.] - Complete
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