Code: Denise speaks in bold. Judy speaks in regular.

Hello chums! T'is I, Judy!

HOWDY! I'm Denise. I'm the brains in everything here.

Except not really.

Anyway.

We are two 13 year old female people who live on the planet of Earth, contrary to popular belief that we live on Neptune.

We're a bit loony. Sorry if that makes you go bonkers.

Right-o. Read our newest story.

Our only story.

The Best Mistake Ever: Sirius accidentally gets sent to an all girl muggle school during his seventh year, disguised as a kid with amnsesia. The only one who knows where he is would be his friend, James. Follow Sirius as he discovers the microwave, Floo Powder gone wrong, Dortheen, and Headmistress Ham. Pure comedy, guarunteed to make you laugh!

Only applies in Canada.

Sorry if we offend any of ye Canadians.

I admire Canadians, Denise. They get to say "eh" and eat yummier chocolate than us Americans.

Yeah, American chocolate isn't very good...

Much of the love,

Denise and Judy