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T IS NOW A HARRY POTTER FAN! :D

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer these questions about them.

1. Harry Potter

2. Ron Weasley

3. Hermione Granger

4. Draco Malfoy

5. Tom Riddle/Voldemort

6. Severus Snape

7. Albus Dumbledore

8. Dobby

9. Luna Lovegood

10. Neville Longbottom

11. Fred Weasley

12. George Weasley

1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

Fred/Snape...that's wrong...

2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

He's not hot. HE'S SEXY!

3.) What if ten had too save you from a burning building?

I'm sure he would.

4.) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Yes. Lots of them.

5.) Would two and six make a good couple

Ron/Snape...That is horrible.

6.) Five/nine or five/ten

Tom/Voldemort/Luna or Tom/Voldemort/Neville...Neither.

7.) Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Hermione/Neville. Two friends become more than friends. I don't support Neville/Hermione.

8.) Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?

OH. MY. GOD. NO. NO. NO.

9.) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Dumbledore: Hey Mr. Weasley, I have an idea for the...

George & Ron: Get out of here!

Dumbledore: Okay... *runs away and vomits.* INCEST!

10.) What if twelve got eight pregnant?

If George got Dobby pregnant...

11.) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) heartbroken has a hot one night stand with (11) and an unhappy affair with (12). Than follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Harry and Dumbledore are in a happy relationship (*vomits) until Luna runs off with Dumbledore. (What the hell?!) Harry heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Fred. (That is wrong.) and an unhappy affair with George (Can't do Fred without doing George). Harry than follows the wise advise of Tom/Voldemort (WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE HARRY!) and finds true love with Hermione. (That's okay.)

12. What would you title this fic?

Disturbing until the end.