Original Pen Names: PineRiverBuck'sGirl98 and Devil's Heartbeat

"Bored of being bored because being bored is BORING!"

"When something bad happens, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you."

"You got enemies? GOOD. That means you actually stood up for something in your LIFE."- Eminem

"It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quite, but when I don't talk, people ask me whats wrong."

"Two things are infinite: The Universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the Universe."

"That awkward moment... When you've already said "what?" three times and you still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."

"I ain't perfect, and you ain't either."

"The 'EARTH' without 'ART' is just 'EH'"

"Don't confuse my personality and my attitude, because my personality is ME and my attitude depends in YOU."

"Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go."

"Rawr" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. Did you ever see Jurassic Park? It means, "I'm going to fucking eat you."

"It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 truth, and 1 person and change your mood in 1 second."

"Rumors are started by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots."

"When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!"

"Never hold back, never hesitate, always go for it all, and sometimes just be a dumb ass and do something stupid, learn from your mistakes, and don't waste a minute."

"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."

"I don't suffer from insanity: I enjoy every minute of it."

"Sometimes when I say "I'm okay", I just want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say, "I know your not."

"10 Facts About You

1. You are reading this right now.
2. You are realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped three.
5. You are checking right now.
6. You are smiling.
7. You are still reading this even though it's stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts."

"Prayer is the key to Heaven, but Faith unlocks the door."

"Laughing so hard,
no noise coming out,
so you sit there clapping
like a retarded seal."

"Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the floor." "Backwards?" "I'm freaking talented!"

"Askhole- a person who is constantly asking for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them"

"OUT OF MY MIND BACK IN FIVE MINUTES

"When nothing goes right, go left."

"Take my advice. I don't use it anyway."

"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now."

"After Tuesday, even the calender goes W T F."

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."

"I'm shy at first... But I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone."

"If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays."

"Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and yes, it was tragic."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I will never be as good as a wall."

"That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed."

"Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair."

"I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning."

(Above are all pointless quotes that either made me laugh, smile, or are just stuck in my brain that I found on the internet. Credit goes to whom the credit goes to...)

Random Family Things

"I don't like this root beer float. It tastes root beery and it floats."- T (Nephew)

"You're the dumbest dumb nut that ever dumb nutted."- T (Nephew)

"HYUUUUUUGA!" - Me

"I-I-I-I live i-i-i-i-in th-he V-v-vill-a-age H-h-idddddden in t-tehhh Feaders f-from d-dah L-l-land of d-dehhh Wind! M-m-my n-name is A-ANBU O-oka-ami, a-and it's a p-p-plea-a-sure t-to meet y-you!" - Me

"I have been sworn at so many times like this one time when I was at a mtg (if u know what it is good for you) tournament and this one guy played a card that kills all creatures on the battle field and I played a card that makes all my creatures indestructible until end of turn and he killed all of his own creatures and he yelled at me you SOB! WTF! I HATE U B#@*H! and i just smiled and said f@#k you I win and he threw his deck all across the room and he got kicked out of the store this all happed and I'm 11!" -T

"I was just standing there, spazzing, and a helicopter RAN ME OVER!!"- T

Random Things

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

o/ This is Bob.
/ Copy and paste him so he can take
/ \ over Fanfiction.

(Bold the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'ma VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion ?
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love/like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my life so I MUST be having problems.

About Me:

Name: ...
Age: ...
Hair Color: Brown with carmel highlights
Eye Color: Dark brown, black when I'm not looking into the light.
Currently Reading: Krampus the Yule Lord
Currently Watching: Naruto
Want to Read & Watch: ... Nothing...
Current Favorite Song: Calabria 2008 by Enur
Currently Learning: Japanese
Currently Freaking Out About: Nothing...
MOOD: Exhausted

Stories

Blackened Blood Forest- AU. A demon lives within this forest. They say he was born normal, but changed after his 17th birthday. That he has killed more people than the officials care to count. And they also say that the only people who can enter the forest without getting slaughtered are his two little sisters. (Bleach, Teen Rated/May become Mature, IchiRuki, Multi-Chapter) (Chapter 9 up, Working on Chapter Ten) (Editing)

Hi uizādo Kyōshi to Gādo- A Chunin, A Jounin, an S ranked mission, a crazy old man (at least in their opinion), bratty teenagers, and a castle. Could anything go wrong with this situation?(Crossover- Naruto/Harry Potter, Teen Rated, KakaIru, Multi-Chapter) (Working on Chapter Four, Chapter Three up) (Little bit of editing)

Raven Reborn- Death has claimed him and now he is faced with many different challenges, that he may or may not succeed in. One such challenge is dealing with a few certain Shinigami Taichou... (Crossover- Naruto/Bleach, Teen Rated, Not Telling Yet!, Multi-chapter) (Working on Chapter 1, Prologue up)

Change of Plans- "This shouldn't be happening! It can't be happening! What the hell caused all this!? What about the others!?" His breath continued to come rapidly as he clutched the shaking, yet comforting form to his chest, tears dripping from his chin. He didn't want to know what happened to the others, and yet he desperately wanted to know if they were alive or if they had become one of these... Things... (Prince of Tennis, Mature Rated (for gore), Undecided pairings, Multi-chapter) (Chapter 1 up, Working on chapter 2)

Chapter Status

Chapter 10 (Blackened Blood Forest)- In the process of creation...

Chapter 4 (Hi uizādo Kyōshi to Gādo)- In the process of creation...

Chapter 1 (Raven Reborn)- Halfway Completed...

Chapter 2 (Change of Plans)- Working on it.

1.) I'm now writing everything on my phone and several notepads. I've only recently been able to log on with my phone, but don't expect any changes to how fast I write.

2.) Just a note to anyone who's reading this- I don't know a lot about the stuff I write about, so I basically just wing it most of the time, except with anything that involves Dragon Ball Z, GT, and Prince of Tennis. I've only made it up to the point where they invade the Soul Society to save Rukia from her execution in Bleach, where Naruto's chasing after Sasuke, Gaara's fighting Kimimaro, etc. (not Shippuden), so please bare with me! If I've made a mistake, please tell me!