Greetings fangirls and fanboys of the world, I am xXMoonylightXx and I come in peace...

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Godly Parent: Hephaestus

Anywho I'm just your average fangirl who loves books just a little more than an average person (Pshht, that's the biggest understatement of the year). I'm a multifandomaire but I prefer to read fics of the following fandoms

Crossovers are my favourite types of fanfics but I'll read normal ones too (Really just depends on my mood)

I'm going to stop boring you with these facts now and wish you all a bookfilled goodbye...

Shout-out to ViolaBuddy4Life for being the awesomest person in the world! I love you!

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use :) :( or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

Make a list of your favorite Percy Jackson characters in no particular order.

1. Percy
2. Annabeth
3. Nico
4. Tyson
5. Leo
6. Piper
7. Jason
8. Reyna
9. Coach Hedge
10. Hazel

A meteor is hurling toward earth. Can 3, 10, and 7 stop it?

Nico, Hazel and Jason? 100%!

Could 4 and 9 date?

Tyson and Coach Hedge... That's just wrong! That image is scarring...

5/6 OR 5/8? Why?

Leo and Piper or Leo and Reyna... Both not too bad. Even though I totally ship Caleo, I could totally imagine Leo and Reyna... First she would be repulsed by his very non-Roman attitude, and then she'd find it adorable! :)

7, 1, AND 6 are your teachers. Good or bad.

Jason, Percy and Piper! OH MY GOD YES! Best day of my life but the day will probably end with the school exploding or something.

What would happen if 7 fought 5?

Jason and Leo? I guess Jason. Jason is the fighter while Leo is the builder.

5 was dating 3 until 3 went off with 7. 5 dated 8, 9, and 1. 5 then followed the wise advice of 6, and found true love with 2.

Leo was dating Nico and Nico went off with Jason. Leo dated Reyna, Coach Hedge and Percy. Leo then followed the wise advice of Piper and found true love with Annabeth... Gods no!

3 is rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Nico? Rummaging through my stuff? I'd probably hug him very hard them offer him everything I own.

You give 4 a nickname, what is is it?

Probably something along the lines of cutiepie or big softie

You become 2's best friend, what would you friendship be like?

Me and Annabeth? We'd be the cool nerds! Wearing our cool black shades and carrying out textbooks in our hands. *Cue fan and badass music*

I promise to remember Percy,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth,
Whenever a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature,
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke,
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron,
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''.

I promise to remember Tyson,
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse,
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remember Bianca,
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico,
Whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe,
whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel,
whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO,
Wherever I may go!

I am a book freak, yes.

So what?

While I hole myself up in a good story,

you're off frying your brains.

While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.

While I learn things you cannot imagine,

you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

I know more about some characters than I do myself—

characters you will never know.

I can survive my whole life in a world—

a world you will never see.

I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

all of which you will never meet.

I could ruin your life, if I had the heart to and if you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

and you would never tell the difference.

I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

I have travelled universes while sitting in a corner with a book

For you one glance is what it took

To say it was useless and stupid

But you can never experience time travel or falling again and again,

You can never live a life of the first daughter who hates it or experience victory over dictators,

And other things I have,

Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

You say that this is something no one can like.

And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at Camp Half-Blood, Percy at Camp Jupiter.

A Few Quotes

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, all I wanna know is who's drinking my water!