Hello.

I'm the outsider, the wayfarer, the joker, of the fool arcana.

I'm the King, the Queen, and all of the chess pieces combined.

I'm your faithful friend, and your sworn enemy.

I'm your best dream, and your worst nightmare.

I'm the best card in your deck, but also your damning play.

I am anything and everything you want and don't want to be.

I'm the guy sitting next to you on the bus, and I'm also the person who stole your wallet.

I'm a double edged sword, and I can help you.

But only for a price.

-Mr. Money

-oOoOoO-

Interesting things about me:

-I mostly write on my phone

-I write the best strangely late at night.

-My stories purposely avoid the main characters

-I can appreciate a good plot

-Sleep deprivation fuels my creativity

-Autocorrect is the bane of my existence

-Am looking for something original

Which Hogwarts House do you belong in?

Well, strangely, the sorting hat at the Harry Potter Exhibition says I'm Hufflepuff. I guess it sort of fits.

(P.S)

I like to write. A lot. But I'll only post my stories when they're completely done, unless people want extremely infrequent updates. So that's why I haven't posted a single fanfic so far. And that trend hasn't been broken for over three years. Really shows my skills as a writer, eh?