Hello my fellow friendies and Fanfictioners! :D Welcome to my obnoxious Profile!

Real Name: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means No! :P You'll have to pry it out of my cold dead fingers before I tell anyone! The FBI is watching me!! Call me M.M. If you want.

Age: That's a hard question hmmmmmm I'd say roughly 4,328

Gender: Female I was born one that's what it says on the certificate!

Birthday: April!I'm special!!! It rains all the time! *flails arms*

Favorite Color: Simple it's a tie between Blood red, Cobalt black, and snow white.

Heritage: I AM GERMAN AND RUSSIAN AND I AM PROUD!!!!!! *fist pump!*

Occupation: Student boring...

Interests/Passions: Writing, drawing, singing, piano, music, composing, having fun, watching good movies, sleeping, archery, swordsmanship, and it goes on and on!

Aspirations: I'd very very very very much like to become a professional singer and be on Broadway. Preferably as Christine in The Phantom of the Opera. Or a Architect/Drawer. I also hope to become an X-men! Then you know marry either Obi-Wan, Legolas, Erik, or Logan. :D

Other accounts: DeviantArt Madam-Mystery

Languages Spoken: English, French, Some German, Elvish, Na'vi, and some Vulcan.

Favorite Quotes: --
The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils.
-William Shakespeare

Upon yonder hill is an army;hence we must go destroy them bub!- Me

I am the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice. -Wolverine

You see, Logan? We are not as alone as you think.- Charles Xavier

Not all those who wander are lost- J.R.R. Tolkien

I think therefore I am- Decart

Life is a gift, cherish it and live it to the fullest.- damn can't remember...

Yo-ho Yo-ho a Pirates Life for me!- Jack Sparrow

Some time in our lives we all have pain, we all have sorrow. But if we are wise, We know that there's always tomorrow. -Lean om Me lyrics

Love never Dies, but sometimes should- LND haters

My mind has touched the farthest horizons of mortal imagination and reaches ever outward to embrace infinity. There is no knowledge beyond my comprehension, no art or skill upon this entire planet that lies beyond the mastery of my hand... But as long as I live, no woman will ever look on me in love.- Erik, Susan Kay

None of us can choose where we will love.- Erik, Susan Kay Version

Such a little thing really, a kiss ... most people don't give it a moment's consideration. They kiss on meeting, they kiss on parting, that simple touching of flesh that is taken entirely for granted as a basic human right. I've lived on this earth half a century without knowing what it is to be kissed ... and I'll never know now.- Erik, Susan Kay Version

Night Time sharpens,heightens each sensation. Darkness Wakes and stirs imagination. Silently the senses Abandon their defenses...- The Phantom ALW Musical

C'est la vie et quelle que soit sera, sera. That is life and whatever will be, will be.- Erik, Requiem Mask

First Lawyer: Mr. Cogburn, did you find a bottle with a hundred and twenty-five dollars in it?

Cross Examining Lawyer: Objection your Honor, Leading

Judge Parker: Sustained. Rephrase the question.

First Lawyer: What happened then?

Rooster Cogburn: (slightly annoyed) I found a bottle with a hundred and twenty-five dollars in it.

-True Grit, 2010

Random facts! 'Cause Randomness is awesome!

~ I am a Jedi Padawan!! :D

~I am 50% elf 20% Mutant 10% Vulcan 10% Na'vi 5% Awesomeness and 5% penguin. Where did the human part go?

~ I am a world Class Geek!

~ I am a Psycho And proud.

~I have a very short attention span- Oooo! Look a Butterfly! *tries to catch it*

~I love being around people but hide away in my room most the time.

~I simply *adore* Music and singing.

~I love Night time

~I love to write but suck at it

~I have survived several Doomsdays!

~I am a HUGE Phan

~ I believe in the man living in the 5th Cellar

~My favorite animals are Penguins and Barn Owls

~I mentally Murder people I don't like

~I think villains are more interesting than Heroes

~The voices in my head think you have problems

~I fail at being a girl

~I have a fat CAT!

~I love Roses!

~I take a long Time to do Shit. Don't rush me!

~I love Michael Crawford! Fuck you Gerard Butler!

~I believe in Middle Earth, Coruscant, Hogwarts, Xavier's School for gifted Youngsters, Narnia and Eodrath. I just need to find the dang portals to get there!

~I hardly ever wear shoes! :D

~ I am very weird and Random!

~I play World of Warcraft and Star Wars the Old Republic. :D booya!

~I was an elf in my past life

~In a past past life I was a fish

~In a past past past life I was a cat

~In a past life I was a mutant

~I've had a lot of past lives XD

~'Vanherynlor' is elvish for Fair Lady Dream

~I love my other psycho Friends!

Copy And Pasties:

~Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

~If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

~If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.

~If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

~If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

~If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

~If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal (aka: Trix), put this in your profile!

~If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

~If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

~If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you are running out of places to hide the bodies , copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.

~If your profile is way to long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

~If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. (Van: Multiple actually and they r soooo much more fun than this one!)

~Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and kitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, Walter-Star, Mrmuscle, SuprSingr, Maerd7733SCAIP, Vanherynlor

~If you believe in magic, ghosts, and the supernatural, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you believe that someday, everyone will get a happy ending, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you wish you had wings, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Holey Shit You made it to the bottom of my profile! It just went on and on and on huh? Well your reward is you won't get shot, Impaled, or Punjabed ^_^ at least not today... Have a nice life peeps!