Lee-sanOnee-san and hibiyuru
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Joined 12-25-04, id: 726844, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Pen-name : Lee-san_Onee-san

Been in exsistance:Phst, like I can remember.

Lee-san_Onee-san: Hey, everybody! Here are some facts bout me which you might not want to know but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh well:

Name : Just call me Lee-san_Onee-san.

Gender: ... Girl

Lives : UK...yay

Religion : I believe there is a god but god is not its name its name is the almighty 'IT!' (dont get angry cuss of my belief)

Star sign : Gemini!

Zodiac: Snake!

Hobbies: Drawing, writing fanfiction, sleeping, watching anime, melting things, making art out of leftovers at restaurant and trying to sell it back to them for double the price...laughing at random comments, laughing at my own random comments, singing songs which i makeup on the spot to annoy my friends, talking crap, talking crap to myfriends, going out and talking crap to my friends and sarcasim.

P.S if you already bored ...shame.

Lee-san_Onee-san : Thats yust an rough out line of me, you've yet to scratch the surface of the real me. Phst this is troblesome. errr... then heres some more!

I am a BIG fan of
NARUTO
BEYBLADE
SHAMAN KING.
BLEACH
YU-GI-OH
FRUIT BASKET

My favorite charaters all have one major thing in common:( PS these are just a few of them!)

Kai- Beyblade
Sasuke-Naruto
Neji-Naruto
Tao Ren or Lenny- Shaman king

(I like more but I'm too lazy to type them all;;)

Can you guess... they are all LONERS.
YAY Go loners YAY
The only thing which annoys me about these loners is that they always have to :
Become friends with the main characters (who are eithereasy going or are extremly over confident)who are usally the MOST IRRATATING PEOPLE ON EARTH...WHO YOU WANNA STAB WITH A SHARP POINTY STICK UNTIL ALL THE BLOOD COMES OUT ALL OVER THE FLOOR. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (takes out pencil sharpener and a pencil)

Lee-san_Onee-san :(starts to shapen pencil)...mumble... its like a stick.. but SHARPER!...mumble...( looks over to all the main charaters) heh heh heh...

All annoying main charaters: O.o (start to back away slowly...)

Lee-san_Onee-san: Ok, I dont REALLY want to kill you, I just wanted the police to find you mortaly wounded and in a coma, and when the police ask me questions about your 'little accident' , I'll just say,' I was'nt trying to kill them, I was trying to make them sleep forever!'

Police:' ... O.o'

Lee-san_Onee-san: The reason why I hate the annoying main charaters is because they TURN THE LONERS INTO INBETWEEN LONERS/ FRIEND CHARATERS WHO WILL LATER ON STAB THE MAIN CHARATER IN THE BACK AND EVERYONE IS LIKE " HOW COULD THEY OF DONE THAT, I MEAN WERENT THEY FRIENDS?"Wait, actually I dont likethe people who say that. Now I KNOW who the sharp pointy pencil should be used on...' (looks over to the whiney annoying fans) heh heh heh

Whiney Annoying Fans: ...whimper...

Lee-san Onee-san: Yep...anyway...um...er...bye! ( Runs after fans with sharp pointy pencil in hand!)

IMPORTANT!

THE REASON hibiyuru IS IN MY NAME IS BECAUSE SHE HELPS ME WITH MY SAND, SNAKES AND THE HYUUGA STORY!
WITHOUT HER, THERE WOULD BE NO STORY! (well not at the moment...)

WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE...WELL I DONT WANT TO SAY BATMAN AND ROBIN CAUSE ROBIN WAS BATMANS LITTLE ASS WIPE SO MORE LIKE...
BATMAN AND CATWOMAN...YEH!
BUT NOT LIKE THE WICKED WITCHof THE WEST AND THE FLYING MONKEYs...I'VE ALREADy GOT MINIONS AND I DONT NEED MORE...for now...

ALL POEMS ARE MINE THOUGH, SO SHAME! KU KU KU...

O_o... I'm gonna go write now...runs away

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Sick Little Suicide by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
High School Fic. NejiSasukeGaara. Never let the monster win. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,422 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Yin and Yang by iPWN reviews
Damien always protects Pip, but he get's tired of Damien's Mother Bear overprotection, and defends one of his own bullies. Making Kyle, Kenny, and Stan rethink the way they treat him. But Cartman's not gonna let his friends go to Pip's side. PipXDamien
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Pip P., Damien
Broken Reflections by siberianknight reviews
Naruto is knocked out on a mission and awakens in a new place with a Sasuke who isn't quite himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,232 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pip Really Sucks! by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
COMPLETE! Pip is friendless... until Damien returns and pulls Pip into a series of strange occurrences, including a threat on God's very existence, Satan and John Lennon being totally gay for each other, and an evil duck...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Pip P. - Complete
Something of Love: Ai no Koto by Taes reviews
Love is no choice. It takes you, swallows you whole and never gives anything back. Two young men learn about love as troubles overwhelm their lives. Set in modern Japanese High School. YAOI, SasuNaru. Discontinued. See within for a rough draft of the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,615 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Torturing the bladebreakers by black art of chaos reviews
Hehe i got bored and im hyper so i dcided to do this its funny r&r kai and fumitory a girl and suspected phsycopathare left alone with max for a weekend will he survive the pranks they play on him? chapter3.0: paint by numbers!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Neji Over Angsts Some More by remuus reviews
So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Naruto's Revenge by HeeroXDuo reviews
What if Naruto had gone insane? What if his mask finally cracks? Would anyone be able to save him? A poem dedicated to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Kurama in Narutoland by Toki Mirage reviews
NARUTO YYH CROSSOVER! Kurama lives the life of a ninja! How will his presence in Narutoland ultimately affect the outcome of the world? YAOI WARNING. KuramaNeji Discontinued
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 134,213 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Kurama M., Neji H.
Life and Days of Stupidity by TemariShikamarulov3r161616 reviews
AU, all the Naruto co. are in highschool. How will these students survive through the crazy stunts, the crazy work, and the TOTALLY MAD teachers? oh yea, there WILL be angst in the later chapters. child abuse, shota, YAOI, Hetero, lemon, swearing, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Rough Road to Self Awareness by Shang Hai reviews
Dib tries to cope with life, but finds it to hard. When he tries to end it all, he finds help in an unlikely place, only to find his savior needs more help then Dib did. ZADR in later chapters. Reedited for reading pleaseure.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Zim, Dib
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
All Girl's Sasuke by meevah reviews
DISCONTINUED. Haku crossdresses to get into an all girl's school to find the man he used to love. Whom he meets, instead, is a boy named Uchiha Sasuke. But why is Sasuke the only other male student? And what is his silver ring's importance? BL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,956 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Haku, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Naruto Murder Mysteries by Uggie reviews
Naruto and gang find a faceless body at the house they're staying at. It's up to them to find the culprit. Of course, they're ninjas, not detectives. So, sit back and enjoy the weirdness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005
The Prophecy Fulfilled by sylver rain reviews
Chapter 5: Sasuke meets Neji after their battle but ignorant of where Neji's loyalties lie. [The sexy no jutsu.. again goddammit.] And how is Naruto planning on escaping Orochimaru's Curean seal? It's up to Shika and the rest to scheme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Child Prey by MimicTanooki reviews
AUish. In the village Sasuke resides in, random children appear to be rapidly dying...MURDERED...And the twisted killer whom Sasuke suspects is the one who is making romantic advances to him which he can't help but return...some yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Mine Alone by Ying and Yang twins reviews
Naruto is...MINE ALONE. It started with the murder of Orochimaru, then Itachi.But slowly the murderer turned their attention to the whole Village of Konoha...and Naruto. SasuNaru onesided HinaNaru Some OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,120 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
Vindicated by ShullieQ reviews
AUooc warning. Everyone is normal high school kids. Neji comes back from winter break and finds new kids have transfered. rated for language, abuse, possible rape, slight violence and drug use etc NejiGaa [complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,167 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
Team by Persephone-Sings reviews
Prequel to "Precious", Hinata, Gaara, and Naruto all find out exactly who their new team is. Will Tsunade be able to convince all three to take each other on as teammates?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
But She Didn't Kill Him by Link and Luigi reviews
Tenten confesses her love to Neji, but doesn't get quite the reaction she had expected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sasuke and his Psychiatrist by Haliled reviews
Sasuke visits a Psychiatrist because of his little "problem". But what IS the problem? Warning: Insane random humor. Will have some mild yaoi in future chapters. (SasuNaru, KakaIru, etc. The good stuff.) SasuNaru in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Like Oil And Water by Lost Queen of Egypt reviews
Finished. Thief King Bakura thought he'd only use the tomb keeper, then dispose of him accordingly. But he's in for a surprise when he finds himself ... in a strange dilema: Falling in love? WARNING: May not be suitable for children! VIOLENCE AND CUSSING!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
New Sensation by nursej reviews
Kyle's life has always been orderly and safe. Good grades, good family, and good friends. When Stan starts having troubles, can Kyle's world be turned upside down as well? KyleStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,750 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Blackmail and Deadlines Write Me a Story by hibiyuru reviews
So this is the story of how kakashi blackmail's every1 into writing a (dirty) story-some pairings... If ya need proof that this story is worth readin..read the lovly reveiws and then R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,813 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
Oniichan BBH Hair Transfers by hibiyuru reviews
It's the Onii-chan house and everyone is going crazy cuttting each others hair, check it out (please) and find out who get's who's hair! PLEASE R and R MY LIFE DEPENDS ON URE REVIEWS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Hit Me by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
I’m not pretending, brother. Insanity, is what you drove me to, so god damn it. Go on, hit me! SasukeItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Torn by RockMySox reviews
SLASH:stankyle,christophekyle. Christophe had returned to South Park and is in a relationship with Kyle. Stan moved 3 years ago, but when he comes back, Kyle's life becomes more complicated than ever. R&R Please
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
The Tapestry of the Red Horse by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Weasley: You're snobbish and rude, but sometimes you're not, and I think that not gave me plenty of room to assume you felt more than lust. Is Ron right? RD Slash. Violence, Sexual Content, etc..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,291 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
These Are the Ones Who Must Be Flamed by hibiyuru reviews
The guys moan about how women leach onto them...its something different to what I normally do but never the less I really appreciate reviews, if they are nice! Please RR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2005
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Suna's Kekkei Genkai by ShullieQ reviews
Kankurou, Temari and Gaara find out that they inherrited a kekkei genkai, but they are having trouble controlling it. Fearing them, Sunaga ninja's dumb them on the Konoha ninjas. GaaNeji. yep. I suck at summaries. just R&R. rated for peoples bad mouths
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,982 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Gaara's Therapy by ShikamaruThePineapple reviews
Kankurou and Temari decide Gaara needs therapy to help him deal with his inner demons(no pun intended) and the cheapest therapist Kankurou could find was...Shikamaru! This fanfic follows Gaara's sessions and subsequent treatments from Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Once Upon a Time in Konoha by lblue reviews
Poor Sasuke in a pink dress, a fashionobsessed brother, a Big Bad Wolf, Poor Naruto,evil witches and a hentai god. the fun has just started. sasunaru still in progress.. next chapter next week!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Everybody Loves Somebody by OutrageouS reviews
Kyle and Stan... Lovers? Stan sure seems to think that, but Kyle isn't so sure. After he breaks up with his former girlfriend, Rebecca, he begins to have strange thoughts. Will everything work out or are things going to turn out worse than Kyle thought?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2003
Naruto and the Malted Milk Balls by Triforce Chica reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go on a quest to find Gaara of the Dessert. Shino prances, Hinata weilds a chainsaw, plus other oddities. Written at midnight, and it makes no sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
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Sand, Snakes and the Hyuuga reviews
Neji and two others have just been sent to a mental asylum ... HOW WILL HE COPE?...To make it worst, his physiatrist is a yaio obsessed nut and his sister ... well, read to find out! sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
Itachi's gift reviews
Some random poem i made up cuss i was bored....R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/30/2005
Window reviews
Randomness from my mind, slight NaruSasu and a window...yep...a window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005