Drangleic is barren, and the Flame is dying. From across the world Undead flock to this ancient land. Some are mighty warriors, others powerful sorcerers or devout clerics. Except for one. A mere cook, he is armed only with a desire to become a master chef and a tome penned by an ancestor that details the culinary secrets of this land. Food, fun, and adventure await!

Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.