I'm a real human being,

Simply saying what I'm meaning,

THe truth behind my story,

No frills and no glory

About me:

My name is Vicky...thats all you get. Oh, I like candy, my best friends are Kiersten, Kate, Steven, Katie, and Alex, not htat you know any of them. Ummm, I have a myspace, which is the same name as my fanfiction name, and umm...

Okay, now for favorite quotes

Bryan:What's this Kai?

Kai: It's a door genius.

Those who face the sun can never see the shadows. -Helen Keller

FLYING HAMSTERS OF DOOM THAT RAIN COCONUTS ON HELPLESS VILLAGES HEADS. -my friend Katie

Your feet will swell up and you'll die. -Katie

Hn... -Hiei

Baka Onna -Hiei

Stupidity is here by classified as an epidemic -me, watching my friends race pistachios

READ!YOU WANT ME TO READ!READING IS FOR THE EDUCATED PEOPLE! -Melissa yelling about a summer assignment

But if they hit me, it will hurt...-Me, not one of my brightest moments

So what if I ate the hamster.It came after me first.-Me (don't ask, trust me.)

My mom: Check these noodles.

Me: Yep, those are definitely noodles.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Brian Pickrell

Never answer an anonymous letter.
Lawrence Peter (Yogi) Berra

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Ursula K. LeGuin

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Bangstrom

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
Gordon R. Dickson

One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant

Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Anonymous

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung

I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

If a person wants to be atheistic, it's his God-given right to be an atheist.
Michael Patton

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash

Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.
Sir Karl Raymund Popper

Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
Cincinnati Enquirer

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill

Well, thats all, and I'll sign autographs later, so please hold down the cheers.

crickets

Okay, I guess you can cheer

crickets go silent, coughing in the audience

Come on cut loose, let it out

silence with barely audible "whos that" and "why is she on the stage" whispered among the audience

-.- Nevermind.

Your Most Humble Story Teller,

The Dirtwater Fox Prince