BladePixie100hide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Nancy Drew series, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Sherlock. I am a Christian. I am a nerdfighter. I am a Whovian. I am a reader. I'm also told that I am disturbed, but all I really want is a hug. No, not really. Don't touch me. If I could only have 3 things they would be my Bible, my dog, and my pickled shark. Now I'm just trying to freak people out. Nobody is reading this right? If you are, then you should go do something else. |
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Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Chill by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy Drew has been asked to solve a murder mystery in Paseo Del Mar High School! Too bad her sidekick, Detective B, is kind of useless. A humorous retelling of "Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Kill Remastered".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
Weirdness at Waverly Academy by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy goes to Waverly Academy, where she is overwhelmed by the other students, challenging puzzles, and keeping her real identity a secret. A humorous version of "Warnings at Waverly Academy".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
Never Again by Geek for God reviews
Watson's thoughts during "Blind Banker" episode. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Hardy's by Geek for God reviews
This is a parody. A completely dumb, idiotic parody. So now you can't say I didn't warn you.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Complete
Sorry by Geek for God reviews
"Suddenly someone slams into me, causing me to stumble farther into the alley. I try to regain my balance and face the person who tackled me, but I'm shoved against a wall before I can." Post-Reichenbach, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Professor Layton Reads a Bedtime Story by Arglefumph reviews
Luke is upset that Professor Layton wants to read him a bedtime story, and Flora wonders why.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Luke T., Flora R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess by Arglefumph reviews
A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Trail Mix: A Legend of the Crystal Skull AE reviews
What secrets are in store for Nancy at the bottom of Bruno's crypt in this alternate ending? Will she ever stop being subjected to such tomfoolery? Will anything ever go right for Lamont?
Nancy Drew series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Composing reviews
Short Musings of Sherlock after the events of the Reichenbach fall. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
This Title is a Complete Sentence reviews
Aunt Josephine's life after the events of "The Wide Window"
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Aunt Josephine - Complete
Oatmeal Cookie, a Danger by Design AE reviews
Nancy Drew has just solved the ending puzzle! Now it's time to confront the culprit, right? Well, this is definitely not your normal ND ending...
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete