"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.

A different take on how naruto gets his dream job, a very different take, a lemon two shot. possible three, yes three! R&R

Sakura ventures into the Torture and Interrogation HQ for the first time and ends up on an unexpected date with none other than the most-feared ninja in the Leaf. How does Sakura end up in these situations? Although...is it really such a bad thing?

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

Kushina awakens after a sixteen year coma to find the world changed, her son its catalyst. Now she finds herself desiring something else, something indecent. AU-LEMON-INCEST-Oneshot If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then don't read this.

Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.

Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.

“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

Kiba and Shino make a move on Sakura to make her theirs. They begin a relationship w/each other. KibaxSakuraxShino. There's some yaoi, and a threesome, no flames!

This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu

AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.

Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.