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Hi I'm Diamond.I live in Virginia and I have 3 dogs. I also have two brothers, one sister, a sister-in-law, and an adorable niece. Um, I'm kinda new to fanfiction and I'm only working on 1 story and I participate in 18+ forums. I'm a huge fan of Twilight, Percy Jackson, Series of Unfortunate Events and The Hunger Games, I think those are the stories I read the most. I love to read I guess I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I spend most of my time here reading others stories and chatting in forums. I actual have no idea what else to say, anyway I hope you read and enjoy my story. Love, Diamond.
MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.
Opening Credits:
Sunshine (Perfect)
Birth:
Superhuman (Does that mean I can be a Vampire?)
First day at school:
Halo (I would probably be an Angel on the first day. Good Luck on the Rest)
Falling in Love:
Un-Thinkable ( okay...)
Fight Song:
To Be Over (Not really into fights, unless I'm winning.)
Breaking Up:
Ignorance (Perfect, the guy must be ignorant)
Prom:
Thanx 4 Nothing (um...)
Life:
When I see You (not the worst song)
Mental Breakdown:
Migrate (Almost like migrane, wow)
Driving:
Love Like This (I want a Red Ferrari like Bella's, my brother had a controller one...I stole it)
Flashback:
Blame It On Me (What! I'm completely innocent...maybe)
Wedding:
Last Kiss (Ha! More kisses to come)
Birth Of Child:
Knock You Down (Birth is painful)
[INTERMISSION]
Final Battle:
Only Exception (Um... dying)
Death Scene:
Torn (I'm dead)
Funeral:
Happy Face (!!! Happy at MY FUNERAL!!!!)
End Credits:
Dangerously in Love (My Love is Dangerous)
My Second Life Would be like this
Opening Credits:
Trouble- P!nk
Birth:
Just The Way You Are- Bruno Mars
First day at school:
Firework-Katy Perry
Falling in Love:
Bubbly- Colbie Caillat
Fight Song:
The Show Goes On- Lupe Fiasco
Breaking Up:
Sober- P!nk
Prom:
Rocketeer- Far East Movement
Life:
Sing- My Chemical Romance
Mental Breakdown:
Raise Your Glass- P!nk
Driving:
Party People- Fergie
Flashback:
Rolling In The Deep- Adele
Wedding:
i'm Yours- Jason Mraz
Birth Of Child:
Misery Business- Paramore
[INTERMISSION]
Final Battle:
Bottle It Up- Sara Bareiles
Death Scene:
Grenade- Bruno Mars
Funeral:
Bye Bye- Mariah Carey
End Credits:
Tonight Tonight- Hot Chelle Rae
YOUR GUY SIDE:
XYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
TOTAL: 8
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing.
Total:18
37 things to do in a elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a arm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.0_0
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.(0.0)
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Try it ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Bold is what people might think of me... Italics is what is true about me
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a Black so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(I'm not actually fat but my friends say I eat toomuch to be as skinny as I am.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm am GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(I admit it)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm kind of weak but not that weak)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHsAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless
Get to know the real Diamond and stop stereotype's.
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Reasons I dont like Jacob as much as Edward...
1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.
2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.
3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much?
4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up.
5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!
6. He isn’t as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.
7. He can’t keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic.
8. He’s too warm. He didn’t cause global warming. He IS global warming.
9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.
10. He’s not Edward. ‘Nuff said.
The role plays I'm in:
Twilight role plays:
Twilight Role Play: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Twilight_Role_Play/89701/
team volterra: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/team_volterra/89732/
Literate Twilight RP! LTR: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Literate_Twilight_RP_LTR/90655/
ROLE PLAYYYYYYY: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/ROLE_PLAYYYYYYY/85977/
Twilight Roleplay: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Twilight_Roleplay/90523/
Post Breaking Dawn RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Post_Breaking_Dawn_RP/89228/
Percy Jackson Role Plays:
Demigods and the war of history: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Demigods_and_the_war_of_history/90191/
Percy Jackson RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Percy_Jackson_RP/88875/
Welcome To Camp Half Blood!: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Welcome_To_Camp_Half_Blood/90310/
Percy Jackson Role Play: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Percy_Jackson_Role_Play/90116/
Series of Unfortunate Events:
ASoUE RP:Life Before, After, & WAY After the books: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/ASoUE_RP_Life_Before_After_WAY_After_the_books/90420/
There are others that I haven't even added yet. I'm a really busy person.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Edward
2. Bella
3. Alice
4. Emmett
5. Jasper
6. Rosalie
7. Seth
8. Esme
9. Carlisle
10.Jacob
11. Leah
12. Angela
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No and Never.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes Emmett is so freaking cute. He is on fire hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'm 100% positive that's not possible. If it did though Esme would be happy to have a kid and it would be awkward with Carilisle.
4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Not specifically about him but there are some involving him.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ha! Bella and Rose, there is no way that could ever happen.
6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?
Jasper/Carlisle or Jasper/ Jacob... There is no way that I am going to pick one...poor Jasper
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Seth, being like any other teenage boy, would probably laugh and think it's hot.
8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!
9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
(they'd be a cute couple maybe lol, if only seth were older) Saving a Soul.(random)
10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?
Probably my guy friends...
11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
No I doubt that...
12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bella/Emmett/Jasper maybe... i hope not...
13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Probably one about caring and loving for someone.
14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Edward/Rosalie/Angela Warning:Do not read because this will be a horrible story!!!
15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um... couple months ago...
16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Edward and Seth are in a happy relationship(EW!) until Seth dumps Edward for Carilisle. Edward, brokenhearted goes on a date with Leah, has an unhappy breakup with Angela, then follows the wise advice of Jasper(very wise) and finds true love with Alice. Okay so 3 of my favorite male characters(Edward Seth Carlisle) are gay until Edward dates Leah which is gross. Edward then takes advice from Jasper and falls in love with Jaspers wife...AWKWARD...
17) What title would you give this fic?
Twilight gone completely wrong!