Toerkel and the Midget
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Joined 01-02-05, id: 732304
Author has written 1 story for Hogan's Heroes.

Hmm… authors’ bio…intriguing. Well, this is the Midget’s bio anyway. I
don’t know whether or not Toerkel will leave one. Now, let me see….

Favorite t.v. shows: HH, I Dream of Jeannie, MASH, Cheburashka….
Favorite band: err… so many to choose from! Right now, the Beatles,
though John is a little full of himself.
Favorite song: equally difficult… PASS
Favorite class: Russian or History
Least favorite class: Chemistry or Maths
Eyes: depends on what I’m wearing
Hair: Auburn-ish brown-ish…it depends on its mood (yes, my hair has a mind
of its own)
Height: Short
Weight: NEVER ASK A LADY WHAT HER WEIGHT IS!
Favorite book: I don’t have one :hangs head in shame:
Favorite thing to do: SCUBA dive, or do chanés (there a dance move- very
fun), tap, or hang out with friends
Worst pick up line ever: ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should
I walk by again?’
That’s about it… visit my webbie at www.illegalmidget.bravehost.com to learn
more about yours truly.

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Just Kidding...

The FunSuckers of Stalag13 reviews
Warning. Those with little or no sense of humor should not read this story. Those who are incapable of laughter should get their funny bones checked out. Sorry if we offend thee!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005