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101 Failed Attempts At Escaping From Cross Marian by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
Allen just wanted to get away from Cross and his drunken antics. He prayed, and in return he got a murderer with a Segway, a conspiracy theorist of a bookman junior, a melon murderer, clones of the guy he was trying to run from, a satanic golem, a truck load of crack, and a broken fourth wall. Thanks a lot god. It's even worse because he just can't seem to escape this nonsense.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 205,684 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Invader Zim: Home Away From Home by leximusrex reviews
Zim and gang are in hi skool now. Zim is trying to live a normal life, giving up his mission to conquer the humans. When a new student arrives in town, he strangely feels compelled to speak with her, and Dib doesn't like it. R&R?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Zim, Dib
Found Dead by Owliness reviews
Naruto X NCIS crossover. A marine is found dead in a small cafe, two teenagers tried to help him. But why is Gibbs getting a strange feeling in his gut? No parings, Team 7 are 15 except Kakashi AU
Crossover - Naruto & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Mirror by Jaywings reviews
Zim's newest plan for world domination begins with the construction of a portal and, as usual, ends with things going very, very wrong.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir - Complete
Number One Fan by Star Melody reviews
I'm not just a fan. I'm your soul mate. The one for you. You may not know it now, but you'll eventually realize it's true. I know everything about you. Your past, your likes and dislikes, even your future with me. I'm your number one fan and more. R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,235 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Raven
Possessed by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
With Dib branded as Irken property and Zim locked deep inside Membrane labs, two wills grapple with the loss of their freedom and question their ability to endure when they don't even possess their own names.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dib, Zim, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Precious and Fragile Things by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Todd returns from the nut house to find nothing waiting for him back home. He enters House 777 looking for shelter, but instead found a new home, a new purpose for life, and two new friends all-too-willing to help him become the new residential Maniac.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Squee, Mr. Eff - Complete
Nny's Epiphany by devention reviews
Nny has an Epiphany in the face of horribly cliched beauty. It's a parody of every Mary Sue fichorrible fic I've ever read. Let's get ready to be offended! Off the hiatus I never told you it was on!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Johnny C.
Come Undone by SevenOverThree reviews
When you find out that the person you hate most is the one responsible for maintaining the tenuous balance of sanity in your city, What would you do to save him when his life and mind alike are threatened? DxJ fluff fic - No romance here guys.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Not What It Seems by sparkle.vomit reviews
Dib meets a little girl named Alexi. She catches Zim's attention. Zim know's something's up with her. Is she just strange, or does she have a dirty little secret? I suck at summaries!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,867 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Not As They Seem by Vital for Hope reviews
A matter of human survival, pitted against the will of Silent Hill itself, it seems. James and a new face must rival old and new monsters, otherwise comes to grips with Death himself. T for violence and awkward moments. Please, read and review.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - James S., Pyramid Head
Dear Sasuke! by dareyoutomove234 reviews
To think it all started with needing a pencil! Rated T for language and other stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
MegaMock! by ulticrossregar2489 reviews
MOCKING SPREEEEEEEEEEEE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Naruto U.
How the Homicidal Maniac Stole Christmas by UnicornxNinja reviews
It's Christmas, a holiday that Nny can't stand, this is the story of how he tries to steal it based off the children's book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Please R&R!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
Spiderfly by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to NFM. All roads eventually lead back to where we started, if they are followed long enough. An end never written and a beginning forgotten. 'What ever you do to me don't act like I'm nothing, because I'm not going anywhere.' Actual Epilogue added
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,352 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Dr Pazaran by RebelionMuda reviews
Edgar visits the shrink and analizes his problem at making relationships.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Edgar V. - Complete
Pay for It by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Before Johnny C came along and screwed everyone over, Jimmy had just been weird. Really weird, if you asked his neighbors. -slashy-
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Never Forgive Me by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to Little Red Letter. Bunny's cage was overturned and Nny was kneeling between it and the couch, disbelief and grief etched into his face . . .
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Reasons Why Ianto Will Be Emo in the Third Series by devention reviews
Just what it says on the tin. AKA: One more on the "List of Reasons Why I'm Going to Hell"
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Little Red Letter by Jynx'sbox reviews
X 'Take a look at what you've become Todd.' 'I don't think I'm Todd anymore.' X
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Living Doll by Luuuurve reviews
Before Gorillaz, Murdoc runs over 2D, then named StuPot, and is forced to spend the next year looking after his comatose victim. Warning: Murdoc 2D slash. Epilogue: Murdoc puts his master plan into action, but will 2D be a part of it?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,558 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Least Likely by MoonrockBlink1772 reviews
The most absurd ending to the Harry Potter saga we could think up. [cowritten with Roaming Reading Zizi][oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Living In Twilight by MarqueeMoonGirl reviews
The Gorillaz rent a cabin up in New York's Adirondack Mountains for a group sabbatical, unaware of the evil that lurks near the isolated cabin after dark. Part 5 added: The ghost is in the cabin, and it wants one thing: 2D's soul. COMPLETE
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Summer Colors by LoveBlink182 reviews
Jhonen falls asleep one evening. Upon waking, he finds he's no longer in his room. Or his dimension, for that matter. Face to face he comes with the psychotic killer he created.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,834 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
The Guide's Entry On FanFiction by JuicyFrood reviews
How ironic...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2005
The Mary Sue Murders by Part-Time Robot reviews
Formerly "A Late Night Visit." Johnny meets various Mary Sues, and shows them why they should not exist. Not for those who like JohnnyOC romances. [Rated R for language and heavy violence. Complete.]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Zim is Dead by J. Random Lurker reviews
Drabble: Ever wonder what would happen if Dib contacted the Tallest with undeniable proof of Zim's demise? I did.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2004
Wounded by J. Random Lurker reviews
Dib acts funny at school. Zim suspects the human is hiding something... and Zim is right. Rated R for gore. Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
One Shot by J. Random Lurker reviews
Zim, Dib, and the gun that breaks them apart. Not ZADR. Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Psyche by Zarla reviews
You make me so happy I want to kill myself. NnyEdgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Please Help Me by Question the Majority reviews
A decidedly more pleasant version of the Edgar story with a hopefully never before done ending idea. You guys is gonna' hate dis! And NO, it's not a slash!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Johnny C., Nail Bunny - Complete
broken now by hobbsey reviews
nny takes himself out to observe the people for a day, hoping to see the "wonders" normal people do. my first real try at JTHM fiction - R+R very much appreciated.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2002
A Jagged Smile by Soulless Thinker reviews
A little tour through Johnny's mind; a mess of memories, misery, and awful, awful dreams.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
Johnny... Saves the day? by Gaz Almighty reviews
After a failed suicide attempt, Johnny ends up wandering off and saving the day from a robber. Cameo appearance by Devi! Please review!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2002
Parents by Chaotica reviews
A car crash leaves little Todd Casil in the care of a paranoid woman and a homicidal maniac.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
Like The Moon by Kawaii Kitty reviews
I just finished reading JTHM: Director's cut and I just HAD to write this. This is about Nny's opinions about himself and mankind. Has a death in it, of course!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2001
Questions reviews
He had no direction, no landmarks, nothing. He was killing, sometimes eating, sometimes just standing there, in the dark, alone.He remembers women. Faceless, tasteless, smelling like cheap cigarettes and whiskey. Their flesh is sticky and sometimes bruised. He sees cheap motels and dirty beds. Blood everywhere. A gun. He wanted to die, once.But Hell is just another place on earth.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Johnny C., Devi D.