A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Kaguya won, Kurama has a 'plan', Kakashi's on board. Will a Relatively-Good!Kyuubi, Time travel, a younger stick-up-his-ass (though not for long if Kurama has anything to say in it) Kakashi and a shocked Team Minato be enough to save the world? (First Fanfiction, some angst, no romance, ever-evolving plot!) Previously known as "Kyuubi wants to live - Kakashi time-travel".

After the mission to Waves, Sakura realized she needed to get stronger; she would never survive long in the shinobi world. Through her will to become stronger, Sakura learns as much as she can from as many people as she can, while finally understanding what it means to be a part of a team, and consequently, a family.

The Battle of Nurmengard ended in a stalemate. Half a century later, Harry Potter feels adrift in a world teeming with millions of fantastic folk. Armed with a talking wand, he forays single-minded into the noble art and sport of Duelling, until one book leads him on the path to discovering his ill-fated parents' efforts to conceal a most dangerous magical secret.

Uchiha Sarada was raised by her father, but she has many questions about her mother. The man from the picture is the key to finding out the truth.

In the Twilight world, a quirky girl who'd read the books and was only a passive fan is reborn as Bella's twin sister. Watch as she takes up the role Alice was supposed to play when she masters her gift to see visions of the future and discovers that Alice doesn't exist in this slightly different Twilight world. R&R. Rated M because I'm paranoid & for future scenes.

Uchiha Mikoto just wanted a daughter to pamper and adore. Who knew that could lead to a misunderstanding, an arranged marriage, and Itachi dodging fireballs.

No one ever told me that when I die a pitiful death, your guardian angel grants you a wish because he feels you are a 'pathetic mortal who needs my amazing skills' and 'you had a sad life without getting laid' and 'what kind of person dies by a sleeping dog'. And me, being my smart self wished to be reborn to Naruto. Maybe I shouldn't be sarcastic with angels. SI-OC!TenTen AU-ish.

Kuroro/Kurapica (slash). Over six months after York Shin, Kurapica thinks his war of revenge is finally over, but events will lead him on an insane voyage with an unlikely companion.

A feral and a succubus meet in a bar. The beginning of a bad joke, in Logan's opinion. But the universe seems to find it funny because suddenly he's found his mate in the form of fifteen year old Marie. Now on the road together, and looking for a place to call home they've gotta endure hi-jinks, a psychotic but charming big brother..Sigh. What's the Wolverine to do? I OWN NOTHING

Sasori never planned on getting an apprentice, and he certainly never planned on getting attached to her. Sakura never planned on being saved that night, and she certainly never planned on letting him down. Slowly being rewritten, please forgive the writing of my younger self.

Less than half the population ever found their soulmate. Some researchers argued that with the amount of people in the world and the need to touch the other person to get the reaction, it was no wonder so few people did. Others suggested that with today's busy lifestyle, people were less in tune with themselves and The Pull, the legendary feeling of being drawn to another person.

Nile Dok has been chasing yakuza boss Rivaille for over five years. Every chase slammed him into a brick wall, sometimes literally. His sources now offer him a lead from Rivaille's inner circle. A normal college graduate named Eren Jaeger. Deciding to follow him after a vague interrogation, he discovers more than he bargained for.

It's so screwed up. Ed knows it's screwed up but he can't stop going back to Envy every single time.

The Fourth Shinobi World War had gone badly. After ten years, the allies' army is decimated and on the verge of defeat. Left with little other choice, Naruto and Hinata are sent back in time using an untested jutsu. Once there, they must use their abilities and knowledge to make sure that their dark future never comes to pass. Time Travel. NarutoXHinata.

MadaSaku AU. The brush strokes the canvas just like his fingers itch to touch her silky skin. Dark and disturbing.

Oneshot. Karui prepared a special dessert for her hubby. PWP.

[A collection of SasuSaku stories.] 26. The Difference Between Moving In and Moving On: After war. Sasuke is still suspected and Sakura is his ticket to regaining Konoha's trust. Last part. (Rated T)

Coda 693. "Why?" Sakura poses a question. In the aftermath of Sasuke's horrible genjutsu, a new power takes a hold of her soul. No romance. Complete.

Karin calls Sasuke out on the bullshit he pulled with Sakura. Hint of KarinSaku. Post-war.

Mito catches a glimpse into Madara's private thoughts and becomes deeply unsettled by what she finds. (Sequel to dinner for three, can be read as a standalone.)

Sequel to "on top of the world, alone". Madara's dissatisfaction with the village grows. Also, love is in the air. Madara-centric, HashiMito. Severe case of third-wheeling.

People raised their glasses to him-"Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived." This story, though, is not about Harry. Although it was true-Harry was alive-the story that was told was false. Harry Potter was never the Chosen One. Neville Longbottom was.

Sakura knew moving to Konoha was, in the Nara boys words, troublesome. Her older brother was becoming distant, well more so than usual, and she had to deal with the fangirls in her class who insisted she was trying to take their precious Sasuke. The second that headband was on her forehead she was high tailing it out of this crazy village. My take on Naruto! Enjoy!

Madara and Kaguya, and the end of the world. The meaning of divinity. The re-imagining of chapter 678.

MadaSaku. Master/Servant AU. The Uchiha mansion is a very cold place. But there might be a way to warm Sakura up.

Collection of stories written for Yatori Week 2014 on Tumblr. / Day Seven: Goodbyes. Sometimes it's not that bad.

There is one man the Hokage's wife can't resist... and it's not her husband. Request fic. Warning: Cheating. Complete. /PREQUEL IS UP/

Two best friends, Ino and Sakura, explore their feminine side by the way of sensual encounters with various males. Done: Sai, Shikamaru, Chouji, Gaara, Kankuro. Romance/Friendship/Humor, long chapters. Lemons.

Complete. Two-shot. After quitting ANBU, Itachi joins the Konoha Military Police, but on his first day he gets an unexpected visitor in his office... Itachi/Anko Lemon.

How far does the bond between house-elf and master go? And how much stronger would it be if given freely? A strange elf, a strange wizard, a time to protect, and a time to effect. NB: This story inspired by Rorschach's Blot's story in 'Odd Ideas.' ON HIATUS

Exam day is here! But oh no! Sakura and Naruto failed, whatever shall they do? Thankfully Iruka has a solution, but will they take it as a blessing or a curse? What kind of surprises lay ahead for the duo?

He made me promise to be good till we meet again, to hide my secret from non-believing eyes. I will stay unknown until it is time, and when that time comes, together we will take down those hell bent Kami worshipers.

Note: read 'The Sleeping Princess' first. In his new role as Emperor of the Known Universe, his one aspiration is to find and reclaim his beloved ship... Also, why is he carrying a bullwhip?

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away, lived a beautiful princess...

I do not own Gibbs. I do not own Abby. I am on the run from Ziva. I do own coffee.

We all know how Lord of the Rings ended. But did it have to end that way? What if...

How did the Revolutionary War really begin? Were taverns really the center of unrest? Are rhetorical questions awesome? Can I call this a historical parody?

Into the silence, the shadows whispered. He's coming...