malagahide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for House, M.D., NCIS, Firefly, Numb3rs, Stargate: Atlantis, Psych, Leverage, Chuck, Torchwood, Ocean's 11, Big Bang Theory, and Glee. Important!! I've enrolled in the Help Haiti multi-fandom auction. So, if you want to support a good cause and get fabulous fic (Maybe written by me?) come and bid @ http:// community.livejournal. com/help_haiti/1823. html?view=469535#t469535 Seriously guys, not only would it suck if no one bid for me, a small donation could help heaps. Please do this. Favoured Pairings: Leverage - Eliot/Anyone (Seriously, so easy for that man) Harry Potter - Unusual Harry/Female pairings, eg Harry/Fleur, Harry/Daphne Stargate Atlantis - Rodney/Ronon, or Rodney/John (mostly for quantity) Torchwood - Janto Chuck - Chuck/Casey NCIS - Tony/Gibbs CSI - Hodges/Nick (Blame helena_eternal!) No one ever reads these, unless I put quotes or something, and even then, only for laughs. Who cares? Just read my fanfiction dammit. Pairing Of The Moment: Rare pairings which I spot (or imagine) and am enthused by. The latest is: Eliot Spencer/Rusty Ryan The combination of otherhawke/InSilva fics, an Ocean's marathon, and Leverage finally airing in NZ spawned my latest plot bunny involving the Little Black Dresses of these fandoms. I mean, how could I not? Thinking about another one, where Eliot needs an air-tight alibi, like being in prison at the time of their crime, and gets Danny as his cellmate, fresh after 11. |
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Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cordial Affections by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"She really had to figure out how Kurt made his skin so pale in less than two seconds—it was a really awesome trick." Kurt would make Brittany's bad day better in a heartbeat. If only he could figure out what on earth she's talking about.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Platonic Domesticity by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"Brittany marveled at Kurt's face as it went from normal to really, really white in about four seconds. Wow! He had to teach her how to do that!" Brittany wants to do something nice for Kurt. Kurt would like to make it out of the garage in one piece.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Amicable Exes by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"Hmm, maybe Kurt was like, sick-sick, not just worried sick: His face was turning a weird color that Brittany was pretty sure was not normal." Kurt wants to break up with Brittany. If only he could be sure they were having the same conversation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
The Intervention Job by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Sophie's been in the habit of holding interventions ever since the one with Nate, and this time Hardison is her next victim. •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,189 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eliot S., Parker, Alec H. - Complete
A Man Knows by PrincessFi reviews
A series of interludes between Gibbs and DiNozzo. A bit of fun and a teasing hint of slash only. Rated M for one particularly lurid line in chapter 1! Chapter 5 now up!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Fourteen by Flinch-Hayward reviews
Alternate ending for CoE, to be continued indefinitely with Agent Johnson, Lois and Andy as part of the team. Ianto-centred, so Janto warnings apply. Over 60,000 hits so far. NEW EPISODE - ONE GOOD REASON - NOW UP.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 65 - Words: 116,463 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
What Never Should Be by blucougar57 reviews
What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899? Alternate Universe.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 165,386 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Curiosity and Brother Duties by LucianSalesia reviews
Don and Chuck both experience revelations after they discover the secrets of one of Chuck's handlers and Don's brother. Slash. Sequel is now up!
Crossover - Numb3rs & Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Charlie E., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Five Times Someone Let Kurt Hummel Down by amor-remanet reviews
Five Times Someone Massively Let Kurt Hummel Down And One Time Someone Unexpectedly Came Through ." Warnings: angst and explicit SLASH of the Finn/Kurt variety. SPOILERS for: "Acafellas," "Preggers," "The Rhodes Not Traveled," "Vitamin D," & "Throwdown"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Mr Shore Goes to Washington by lila-blue reviews
On an overnight trip to DC, Alan Shore finds some amusement. Shortish but slashy.
Crossover - NCIS & Boston Legal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tony D.
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6382 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Issues by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Alex has issues. Not surprising considering the extent to which his life has changed in such a short amount of time but that’s not what he has a problem with. Nor does he have a problem with his feelings but who he feels them for: Yassen Gregorovich Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Captain of His Ship by ellenscult reviews
Big Mike runs his store more carefully than people realise. He knows when to interfere, and when to leave well alone. Warning: contains a m/m kiss. If this is distasteful to you or illegal where you are, please do not read.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Big Mike, Chuck B. - Complete
Five Things That Make Ianto Jones Happy by KinkerBelle reviews
Jack/Ianto. Five different things that make Ianto happy... as you might expect from the title. PG.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Back from the Black by Lady Cleo reviews
The years have advanced and time has passed. Now comes the end of a parting. Continuation of Beyond the Black.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Jayne, River
Simply Meant To Be by KinkerBelle reviews
Rayne. AU. River went to the Academy but got herself out early, before the experiments started. So how does her life evolve after that? And how does she meet Jayne? Very high ratings early on!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - River, Jayne
Spectator Sport by Neena Varscona reviews
Sequel to 'The Hidden Truth About Stethoscopes'. Chase discovers that there's more to watch at a hockey game than just the hockey. Warning. House Wilson slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
5 Ways Nick and Hodges are Found Out by Hearsawho reviews
Relationships are never secret for long when you work in a crime lab. SLASH. HodgesNick. Minor spoilers for Lab Rats and The Good, the Bad, & the Dominatrix.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Nick S., David H. - Complete
His Schoolboy Crush by Kipli reviews
CoxJD: Cox's interest becomes clear to JD once he pieces together why Cox always teases him.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by AndromedaStarr reviews
A House and CSI Miami crossover. House, on vacation, witnesses a murder. Horatio investigates. Madness ensues. Slash. Rated for said slashiness, language, etc. Reviews are crack, feed my addiction.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - G. House - Complete
How the Grinch Saved Christmas by TechnoScribe reviews
It's the Atlantis Expeditions first Christmas together, and Rodney sets out to prove that he's not the Grinch everyone assumes he is.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Modern Day Hunter by Seadragon68 reviews
AU with VH as a modern day Hunter for the Order. He rescues Carl and ends up getting far more then he bargained for... VHCarl SLASH
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,715 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
A measure of familiarity by gemini-starlight reviews
[DiNozzoGibbs] Coming back from a vacation, Tony is presented with a change in the behaviour of his boss. What is the cause of it? It's up to Tony to put his investigation skills to good use, to find out what happened to his lover. [Oneshot]
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Dressing for the Occasion by sandysoul reviews
Jack tries an interesting disguise, and the Commodore is...interested. SLASH.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Ballet And Bullets by Neroli reviews
A River and Jayne centered AU, River went to a ballet academy instead of The Academy. Updated to fix some mistakes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Yer In The Army Now by Dannell Lites reviews
Victor (Sabretooth) Creed is *almost* drafted!! *snicker*
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/1999
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Gay Sex Lion reviews
All the female Gleeks are trying to get him and Hummel to date, and Santana is a way better girlfriend for Brittany than she ever was for Puck. He's kind of okay with that, because he's a sex lion. Puckurt, slash.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Bananas reviews
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter has decided that her son and Sheldon ought to be in a relationship. Sheldon has been convinced by the logic of her argument, and it's all sorted. Except for Leonard, of course, but they are sure he can be convinced easily enough.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Three Years reviews
Lisa died in the ruins of Torchwood One, and Ianto Jones left Torchwood. Unfortunately, they were still searching for him, and a chance run in with Captain Jack Harkness spells disaster. AU, canon slash. IJ/JH
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Dessert reviews
Rusty pulled a job with Eliot while Danny was in jail. Eliot doesn't approve of Rusty's snacks. Pre-Leverage and pre-Ocean's. M/M, semi-explicit, don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Ocean's 11 & Leverage - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
Old Friends reviews
Eliot Spencer and the rest of the Leverage team have to split up at the end of Season 1. Eliot heads for LA, and an old NSA friend of his. Slashy if viewed through appropriate goggles, will get more so if I continue. Eliot/Casey
Crossover - Chuck & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Casey/Alex C., Eliot S.
Categories reviews
Alec Hardison likes to put people in little boxes. What happens when he tries to categorise a man who defies categorisation? Eliot/Alec slash, short fic.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Alec H., Eliot S. - Complete
Pirates reviews
Lassiter isn't having a great day, with a series of bizarre thefts occurring around town. And he hates wenches.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Letters From Another Place reviews
John writes to Jeannie after something goes terribly wrong. Character death, Angst.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Learning Science reviews
Ronon once mentioned a desire to learn science. Now he is. Rodney/Ronon McDex slash
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Ronon D., Rodney M. - Complete
Five Times John Casey Officially Met Charles Eppes reviews
The title says it all. Slash, Crossover between Numb3rs and Chuck.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Charlie E., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Night Out reviews
Gibbs and Tony have a new case, where they have to go undercover, in a role people thought would be a lot harder than it is. Tibbs, slash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Care of Me reviews
Kaylee has a little too much to drink and needs to be looked after. Onesided Jayne/Kaylee, Onesided Kaylee/Simon
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
Crime and Coming Out reviews
House and Horatio meet in Miami. Unfortunately, House's usual luck comes along, and Horatio has to make a choice between his privacy and House. Crossover between House and CSI: Miami, Slash and Murder though not explicit murder
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - G. House - Complete
Misc WilsonHouse Fics reviews
House/Wilson fluff. Nothing explicit. Some might connect together though, while some clearly don't. Random drabbles that are spawned from my twisted mind. Mostly funny, some slightly more serious.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete