Oooooookey den! Here I am, with a pen namee that finally suits me! I am uTTeR rAndOMnESs! :crickets chirp: Umm, yeah. Expect stories soon! What kind of stories? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL THEY'RE WRITTEN! They could be strange, fluffy, serious (no, I mean it!), a combination of all three, or something else entirely. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oooookay, I'm scaring moiself. So I'm going to stop writing this and get to writing a story. Seeya!
:everyone cheers "She's finally stopped talking! Hooray!: