Greetings to whomever stumbles upon this page;

I am a broke college Freshman who has no idea of what the hell to do next. Yep, that just about sums it up. I watch a lot of TV and read, quoting what my Dad told me when I was ten, "too much for your own good - you should go outside and play". My favorite TV shows include (but not limited to): Supernatural, Psych, NCIS, and the Colbert Report. I have many favorite books, but among the foremost are the Dresden Files, Discworld, Sherlock Holmes, the Lord of the Rings, the Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, and some others that I cannot think of right now.

Personal Canon/Beliefs about my favorite TV shows and books:

1 - Gabriel and Balthazar are alive.

2 - Gabriel is hiding in Pepsi Max commercials/partying in the middle of a cornfield in Effing Nowhere, Iowa.

3 - Crowley's best friend is an angel named Aziraphale - even if he doesn't want to admit it and said angel's not on the show (yet *crosses fingers*).

4 - Harry Dresden was canonized as a martyr in the Catholic Church thanks to Michael Carpenter who pulled some strings once he found out about his friend's death; Harry is now known as Saint Harry Dresden, Patron Saint of Kickin' Ass (OR, as someone kindly 'improved' upon it: Layingeth the Smacketh Down).

5 - Scorpius Malfoy was Sorted into Ravenclaw and is BFF's with Albus and Rose.

6 - Lara Raith has some strange form of affection for Harry Dresden.

7 - Balthazar, Gabriel, and Crowley get together once a week and play poker. Winner is whoever manages to NOT get caught cheating - because, you know that they all do.

8 - If Timothy McGee, Dr. Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia, and Dr. Charlie Epps join forces, they would be able to take over the world. And no one would object. Except maybe Gibbs, but McGee would appease him via his own Starbucks next to his house, fully staffed with people who don't have to be told to have the damn coffee ready at all times.

9 - McGee is DiNozzo's best friend, even if he will never admit it.

10 - Abby and McGee will end up together, somehow, someway, someday.

11 - Mycroft Holmes is an under-appreciated character.

12 - Moist von Lipwig and Neal Caffrey should get together and make plans.

13 - Eventually, the Winchesters will return to Chicago and run into the only wizard listed in the phone book.

14 - Voldemort should have been Sorted into Hufflepuff.

15 - Hobbits are real and someday, I will find them.

16 - It's ironic and hilarious that the only thing that was left of Castiel was the friggin' trench-coat in 7x02.

17 - The trench-coat has special powers of its own.

Quotes

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G. K. Chesterton

DiNozzo: You had a moment. And a feeling...and a smack to the head. *waves to himself and McGee* Broken nose and dislocated shoulder. It's been a banner day!
Gibbs: *walking by* Easy on the painkillers, DiNozzo.

House rules, Sammy: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. - Dean Winchester

Wait...unicorns aren't real? - Sam Winchester

Sam: What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?
Dean: Hey, saved your ass. I'll tell ya another thing - if you screwed up my car, I'll kill you.

Dean: The whistle makes me their god.

Sam: Hey there, Hansel.
Dean: Shaddup.

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

HEY ASSBUTT! - Castiel, an Angel of the Lord

Dean: You guys don't walk enough, you're going to get flabby.
Castiel: *blank stare*
Dean: You know, I'm starting to think that junkless has a better sense of humor than you do.
Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison - ask anyone.

Gabriel: Where did you get Holy Oil?
Dean: Well, you might say that we pulled it out of Sam's ass.

Bobby: Idjit.

Gabriel: I mean, screw this marble. Let's go check out Pandora.

Dean: Heh, heh, you know it's kind of funny talking to a messenger of God on a cellphone. It's like watching a Hell's Angel riding a moped.
Castiel: This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

I'm sorry, but I can't hear you through all of this bullshit floating around. - Me

Thirty-eight years I've been an actor and on my tombstone, it's gonna say: He got kissed by Mark Sheppard. - Jim Beaver, 2010

Pucker up, Buttercup. - Mark Sheppard to Jim Beaver