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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687730, Profile Updated: 07-01-11

Hello hello hello! :D My Names Tatiana J. I'm 13 years old and I have a lot of of ideas in mind i guess :P I'm taken by Alexander Reynolds. I love him with all of my heart

FAVE SHOWS: Big Time Rush, Invader Zim, Phil of the future, Danny Phantom etc etc :P

Favorite singers, groups: Big Time Rush, Jonas Brothers (don't ask :p) Jump5, Pitbull, Bowling for soup, Jesse McCartney! etc etc (music lover)

Twitter: @BTRnumbahonefan

YouTube: xxxtatianajimenezxxx ;P

Characters I might wanna use but so NOT own: Big Time Rush, Invader Zim! and maybe others along the way Glee etc etc

Characters I might make up or something: Tatiana (...no comment xP) Karla, Chris, Invader Tee, Invader Karlz etc etc :3 (we'll see i guess)

Nicknamez: Tee, Potato chips, Pikachu, Big teddy, Teenie (Chris called me that cuz of my shortness _)

(and now for my fave part! :D) MUSIC LYRICS!If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, when the cold winds blow.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire.
If you were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

~Anyone Else But You~

You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
I want more fans, you want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you

Fave Movies: Going The Distance, Juno, Alvin and the chipmunks (1 and 2) 13 going on 30, etc etc :P

stupid yet funny quotes: "Dry humping is intense!" ~Going the distance "SCREW OFF CHEESE-FARTS!" - Teleporting fat guy from smosh :P

Last words: Well I have a lot of ideas in my head! Yesterday they just popped in, mainly cuz i couldn't sleep from my sisters damn snoring ._. and i decided to make my own fanfiction page! enjoy all my meaningless stories to come! when I get the chance to write them feel free to read my useless stories! It's Tee..yah..owner of this account (: Tatiana Jimenez xD BUT ANYWAYS I'm 13...duh... I got a lot of secrets but yanno I keep 'em to myself (: Mysterious x] I have a lot of friends I trust here a few enemies here and there but yanno we can work that shit out any day! I'm one short-ass mother fucker I'm in Seventh Grade and for those of you who don't know I'm *BISEXUAL* I have one amazing boyfriend, I couldn't ask for anyone better. Alexander Reynolds I love you Alexander Emo love is the best love xoxo, TJ.

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Bad Boys Know What They Want by rumbleroar846 reviews
Kendall is the bad-ass that has the whole county scared, and Logan is an anti-social bunny-rabbit. Kendall decides that the nerd with no friends is worth looking into.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,381 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Here, Beneath My Lungs by The Brat Prince reviews
A series of collected Kendall/James oneshots. Fluff, angst, humor. Everything, basically.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,085 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Kendall, James
The Other Story by MazzyBooks reviews
A new girl has moved into the Pink Palace, and Wybie is finding it a little more then hard to shrug off the feeling that she's going to ruin everything.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Wybie L.
Enchanted by scisaacinmypants reviews
Kendall falls for his new English teachers charms...but can Kendall let go of his insecurities to let Logan love him? Or will they both end up heartbroken? COMPLETE!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
An Eye For An Eye : The Tragedy of Tasia & Tavena by Flikaline Rosalka reviews
'Mother,' the little girl began, trembling and having to make an effort to keep her voice steady, 'Tasia's gone, and she's not coming back'. The story of Miss Lovat and her twin sister. There may be a few edits to the first part before the next part.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011
Mystery Of You by TheLovelyRusher reviews
Kendall is suffering. And of course, being Kendall, he hides it from everyone.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,887 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Something Unexpected by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Kendall finally gets time alone to tend to his needs, but gets a surprise. Threesome Kendall/Logan/James. Kink, masturbation. Bottom!Kendall, top!James, bottom!Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
This Is Real by alysonstrivelli reviews
Just some random Kendall and James wet and dirty smut. For Alex!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
My Blood Is My Love For You by ThroughTheRazor reviews
"I lifted off my shirt, tearing up again as I saw each and every cut I made. I done this because, I loved him." Painful Jargan! Some Cargan, and James&Jo. Warnings: Cutting, Cursing, Talk about suicide, & sex in later chapters R&R
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Logan, James
Oh Yeah by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
James goes a bit too far during a concert. Kendall can't take it anymore. Slash, a bit of plot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Sharing by Animated Tokyo reviews
"Kendall," Logan whispered under Kendall. "We should stop.""Actually, no," Kendall smirked mischievously. "I say we put on a show." Complete and utter borderline OT4 smut. Kink meme prompt.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
For the Lovers of Kames by waterwicca reviews
KENDALL/JAMES... A series of one-shots for the intense coupling: Kendall and James :D I also write "For the Lovers of Kogan/Jarlos/Kenlos/Jagan/Cargan"
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kendall, James
For the Lovers of Kenlos by waterwicca reviews
KENDALL/CARLOS... A series of one-shots for the underrated coupling: Kendall and Carlos :D I also write "For the Lovers of Kogan/Jarlos/Jagan/Kames/Cargan"
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kendall, Carlos
Tease me by BTRlover17 reviews
James gives Kendall a strip tease one night
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
For the Lovers of Jarlos by waterwicca reviews
JAMES/CARLOS... A series of one-shots for the playful coupling: James and Carlos :D I also write "For the Lovers of Kogan/Jagan/Kenlos/Kames/Cargan"
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/15/2010 - James, Carlos
For the Lovers of Jagan by waterwicca reviews
JAMES/LOGAN... A series of one-shots for the alluring coupling: James and Logan :D I also write "For the Lovers of Kogan/Jarlos/Kenlos/Kames/Cargan"
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,828 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - James, Logan
For the Lovers of Kogan by waterwicca reviews
KENDALL/LOGAN... A series of one-shots for the lovely coupling: Kendall and Logan :D I also write "For the Lovers of Jagan/Jarlos/Kenlos/Kames/Cargan"
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,361 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Big Time Ghost Hunting by TheHornyVirgin reviews
What would happen if Mr. Bitters hadn't slept in the lobby with Carlos and Logan in Big Time Terror? SLASH! PLEASE R&R!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Crash by ricetard reviews
Carlos is trying to hold them up, Logan's almost gone, and while their band is breaking piece by piece, Kendall is trying to make himself and James perfect, even though James has told him he's broken already. Kendall/James, Carlos/Logan, slash oneshot
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
What Comes around Comes around again by 120shadowlev27 reviews
Kendall cheats on Logan with James one night, thinking Logan won't find out. When Logan does, he takes it upon himself to exact revenge on both of them. Established Kogan, but also Kames and Jogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
CAL Isn't The Only One by Tabrina reviews
What do you think James thought of when he saw Carlos covered in the white foam from CAL? JARLOS
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - James, Carlos - Complete
Starting an Apple by buttlos reviews
It's embarrassing to have no front teeth. It's even more embarrassing when you have to have your best friend start your apple for you. very, very mild jarlos, if you can even call it that.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Carlos, James - Complete
Lovin' by Rayjpop reviews
Complete PWP, SLASH and Kames and Cargan relations. Rated M for a reason!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Watching South Park by silentreaper06 reviews
Kendall and James are watching cartoons late at night.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
At The Very Least by Distopian Heart reviews
In this world, the boys have very little in a run down town in Minnesota. Logan and Carlos are pole dancers and Kendall and James are gangsters with broken families. See the problem? Kogan, Jarlos. SLASH. AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kendall, Logan
The Outsiders: Continued by BSBnACcHiCk reviews
Curtis brother focused story. Life after the book. Things are gonna change.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 74,791 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Darry C., Ponyboy C.
Coraline II: Pins & Needles by Flikaline Rosalka reviews
Coraline is twelve and is starting a new year at school. She feels that she has finally got over her experience in the other world and everything is just how it should be, that is, until the Other Mother turns up. Written from Coraline's POV
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,695 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by QueenKimo reviews
Carlos Garcia has been late to class every single day, and Mr. Mitchell finally gives him detention. RATED M: Extremely graphic sexual content, noncon. AMinuteCloser2Failing's request.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Big Time Realization by xChemicalxFallxPanicx reviews
All the sideways glances, all the times the shorter boy licked his lips as his eyes showed a glimpse of the want and desire he was unconsciously feeling. All James wanted to do was to pull him down onto the bed and kiss him senseless. SLASH. JARLOS.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - James, Carlos - Complete
Getting Tan by QueenKimo reviews
Kendall was just white. Carlos suggests he gets a tan. Speedos and Tanning oil are always a good time. Kenlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Carlos, Kendall - Complete
Golden Opportunity by QueenKimo reviews
It was their golden opportunity, the convinence they had been waiting for since Minnesota. The kitchen can be so much fun sometimes. jarlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Carlos, James - Complete
Wybie by ItWasMagic reviews
Coraline in Wybie's point of view. This is for all of your Wybie fans out there. Here you go! Something to keep your fandom kind of controlled.
Coraline - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Wybie L., Coraline J. - Complete
Every Night by Chainlinks reviews
Dib wakes up to find an unexpected robot visitor. Slash, crack
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Dib, Gir - Complete
Zim gets High by Invader ZaiFae reviews
In this story, which really sucks, Zim gets high on apple sauce. it is the sad result of chronic hyperactivity, the Simpsons, and my sister lying on the floor with her belly exposed(gag, barf!)please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2001