"Into each generation a slayer is born." Haymitch mocked. "One girl in all the world. Ain't I just lucky it had to be you." / Buffy AU - no knowledge of the show necessary / Everlark / Hayffie

Collection of Hayffie drabbles. Fluff, angst, smut, whatever your heart desires (:

Bellamione In Victorian era England, Hermione Granger is a middle class young woman just beginning to go to balls to look for suitors. She catches the eye of the youngest Weasley son and they quickly get engaged. What she doesn't know is the city holds a dark secret that has chosen her as its next meal.

Haymitch is going back in with only one goal: to ensure Katniss survives. But he knows these fellow tributes, former victors, friends, allies, and they all must die for the Mockingjay to live on. He is prepared to kill for her, to die for her, however, he is not prepared for the twenty-fifth tribute to the 75th Hunger Games. M for ALL MANNER of adult content. Reviews appreciated.

Haymitch Abernathy and Euphemia Trinket have been working together for along time, and their relationship as been fisical. Or so they tought. When a revolution starts, and they find themselves right in the midle, will they see the truth about themselves? This is the first part of a triology.

It's been a long time since Haymitch Abernathy left the circus life behind him but when a stranger in a red dress shows up on his doorstep looking to hire, it's time to decide if this magician is out of tricks or if he has a last sleight of hand to play. Hayffie / Circus Au / 60s/70s Au

"You're to be taken into questioning, Miss Trinket," the head peacekeeper explains to her. His voice is rough and impatient, and she can't see his face, but she imagines he isn't a very agreeable man. "Anything you say from now on can be used against you. Or in your favor." - Effie Trinket, throughout Mockingjay.

Effie develops a crush on Katniss but knows she could never act on it. When they need someone to pose as Katniss' lover to better her chances in the games, she can't help but volunteer!

[ON HIATUS] When Bellatrix begs Hermione to help her escape the clutches of the Dark Lord, a series of questions arise and an unlikely connection forms between the two. Capturing the events in her journal, Hermione only wants the ones she loves to understand the reasons for her actions, just in case of her unfortunate death at the end of the war.

Normally, when you find a drunk man by the side of the road, he doesn't end up changing your life. But Effie never suspected Haymitch to be anything other than ordinary. Collab with Zulera301!

Hermione was born around the same time as Bellatrix Black thus allowing them to go to Hogwarts at the same time. Bellatrix's grades begin slipping so their Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher makes them lab partners. Hermione soon finds out more than she ever expected about the eldest daughter of the House of Black. Bellamione endgame, slowburn, will deal with very dark topics.

Effie's hands are always cold, and somehow Haymitch has only just noticed. Hayffie! Fluffy little idea that might turn into a longer story! M for language & ever-so-slightly inappropriate scenarios ;)

Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.

"Thirteen's out." The whiskey Haymitch had been quietly savoring in his corner of the ballroom went down the wrong pipe and he almost choked on it. / Catching Fire AU. Hayffie.

Bellatrix would crucify herself before she admitted she needed Hermione's help, but that didn't make it any less true. Under the circumstances, Hermione might even oblige. Bellamione, Harry's-dead AU, branches off from canon at Dumbledore's death. A three part story.

This is an AU where Bellatrix is Dumbledore's spy not Snape. It will eventually be Bellamione but not right away, give it time.

One year to right a million wrongs. One chance at a second life, the slate wiped clean. The stakes? Her life. Her savior? The last witch in the entire world whose heart she could ever manage to win.

One year after returning to District 12 and living in a united Panem, Haymitch goes back to the Capitol and learns that Effie has a very peculiar project.

This is not how Trixie imagined how summer school would be. Sneaking out in the middle of the night with a bunch of giggly girls only to light up the night sky with the glowing lights from their cigarettes. Trixie Mattel/Katya Zamolodchikova Trixie Mattel/Alaska Thunderfuck Max Malanaphy

He shouldn't have gone there in the first place. He had known all along Twelve wouldn't win the Seventy-first Hunger Games any more than they would ever win. The girl had had spunk, though. And she had managed to survive for five days. (mention of canon victor prostitution) hayffie.

Effie composes herself because she will be damned if she causes a scene. This doesn't concern her, she reminds herself. What he does or does not when cameras aren't pointed at him isn't her problem. Who he does or does not… They have an arrangement, not a relationship.

"We never found her." He closed his eyes and then fished the familiar silver flask from his pocket to take a swing of whatever was inside. "They must have killed her when we were still in Thirteen. That's what Plutarch thinks anyway. Seems like the most probable. I looked everywhere else." / Post MJ, Slight deviation from canon, Hayffie, Everlark

A collection of oneshots telling the tales of Haymitch and Effie during the Hunger Games trilogy and post-mockingjay. Always open for prompts here or on my Hayffiebird blog on Tumblr.

Katniss has been diagnosed with an incurable sickness. Peeta comes back from the Capitol when she is five weeks into it. Peeta stays with her so she can help overcome it. When they realise she cannot be saved, Peeta makes it his mission to give her the best life she can in her final moments. Can Peeta, Haymitch, Effie and Lily get Katniss better? Will Katniss die happy? Read to see

New intelligence from Azkaban Prison now puts the convictions of several dangerous Death Eaters at risk of being overturned. Hermione Granger, under the watchful eye of the Minister for Magic, leads a small team of Healers to get to the bottom of just what the Dark Mark was actually capable of.

"Do you train your cat to commit burglaries, Mr Abernathy?" she asked. How she could word that question with a straight face, he wasn't sure, but he couldn't help a chuckle. "Ain't my cat, sweetheart. I'm just making sure he doesn't starve."

Haymitch and Effie reunite after the war, when an unexpected event knocks them off course.

She's got to learn and enjoy some of Haymitch's kinks throughout the years, and since she knew that seeing her without any makeup wasn't some weird fetish of his, just the silly notion that one's true face could only be the one they were born with, she sometimes let him catch her wearing nothing but what had been permanently etched to her skin.

Act 1 of 2 [Romantic Horror] After Mr Todd and Mrs Lovett form a much needed truce, Nellie has trouble sticking to their promise. Soon they appear to be spiralling down into a changeless life of blood-lust, temptation and murder... Will they ever break free from their macabre deeds and secretive acts of violence? Or has it been weaved into them both, never to disappear?

Five days of the week, I am his. But on the weekend, I belong to her.

Most people she knew from Twelve had very outlandish ideas about how much skin would be too much to show, but Haymitch has never had such problems, especially not after a few drinks, and so she had witnessed him wandering around the penthouse wearing nothing but his underwear before. Or nothing, period. More than once.

Dark AU- Hermione was sorted into Ravenclaw, she lives a life of isolation in search of knowledge. Enter one of the oldest magical families, will Hermione find her place in life and happiness? Bellamione.

Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence. In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. [Slow burn Maleficent/Aurora. Complete.]

There are 26 chapters planned for this one, my latest epic. I finally got around to outlining a good tale that begins with Haymitch's romance with his girlfriend and takes us through to the Epilogue. We are well over halfway through here, so I thought I'd give you a taste of what I have. Happy Eclipse Day and enjoy!

"Peeta, I wasn't honest with…" Peeta squeezes my hand in his and I lose my words. It's the first real touch we've shared in almost half a year. This is a re-telling of the Victory Tour with more detail on the early rumblings of the rebellion in each district and how Katniss and Peeta rebuilt their relationship. Canon-divergent. [Light Up Series - Book 1]

Sequel to Mad Love: A New Beginning The story of lives lived.

[One-shot / Lemon] it may be very negative, thoughtful and locked in his world but this time he was being very possessive with her. Did he become jealous? To punish her so sweetly... (Translate to spanish-english)

"Yeah, you should go." I pull him closer. An alternate telling of the end of Mockingjay from Tigris's basement through the epilogue. Canon-Divergent from Katniss's POV. Katniss and Peeta fight in the fall of the Capitol and grow back together.

This is the year of the 67th Hunger Games and Effie Trinket has just arrived in District 12 to begin her new role as their escort. She's all excited until the gruesome events begin and show her the grim realities of her job. Who can she turn to? This is a story of how Effie became involved in the revolution. M for gory stuff later on.

A much-needed rewrite of the relationship between Dr Julia Hoffman and Barnabas Collins. For Barnalia and Sweenett lovers alike. Starts immediately after Barnabas 'dropping his keys'.

Haymitch Abernathy is a mysterious guest at Westworld. No one knows much about him, but a chance encounter with new Westworld staff member Euphemia Trinket could change everything. Haymitch x Effie au set in Westworld. All rights to respective owners.

After the battle of Hogwarts, Professor McGonnagall tells Hermione that she shares a life bond with the woman from her nightmares- and only a month to live unless she uses her time turner to stop Bellatrix Lestrange from being killed in her duel with Molly Weasely. M for language and adult themes later on.

AU set in another world where there was no rise of Voldemort no wizarding wars have taken place. Set during the Sixth year just when Hermione thought her DADA teacher Bellatrix Black was the only thing to worry about the announcement of Riddle Championships brings heart ache for all. This story deals with mentions of abuse, please read responsibly. Bellamione. Full summary inside.

Consider this a Hayffie advent / Christmas countdown calender where instead of chocolate, you get a new Hayffie chapter every day! Hayffie AU in which Haymitch and Effie meet in New York at (you guessed it) Christmas!

Hermione cannot explain the strong connection she feels towards Bellatrix. Needing the answers, Hermione saves the Death Eater's life during the battle at Hogwarts, forcing both to go on the run together. Now, she must survive Bellatrix's wrath and somehow explain her actions to the world. Contains: Femslash, Torture, Adult Themes, PLOT, etc. Rated M!

Before there was a Sweeney Todd, there was always a Mrs. Eleanor (Nellie) Lovett in that little meat pie shop. This is the story, or rather the memories, that Mrs. Lovett has of her life before baking humans into pies, before Toby, before Sweeney Todd. It's her memories of when Benjamin Barker came into her life.

Lusting after revenge Sweeney Todd one day bumps into the mysterious Tondeleya who's got a few secrets herself. And then there's Mrs. Lovett who eyes everyone that dares to look at the man of her dreams.

What if Dr. Harleen Quinzel stopped in front of Poison Ivy's cell that first day rather than The Joker's? -set in a mildly alternate universe-

She trusted him. He who was her defender, he who was her guardian angel.

Based on the Tim Burton film, "Dark Shadows" where the film ends underwater with Dr.Hoffman opening her eyes. /Side Note: I do not own any characters; all characters belong to their rightful owner. Rated T for language.\\ Enjoy xx

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

Mrs.Lovett decides to try out an aphrodisiac in order to get Mr. Todd into her bed, and soon finds out that love and lust are two very different things.

What do you do when you can't harm the person you hate? Bellamione.

Mrs.Lovett, being a woman, has never received a proper education. When Sweeney finds out he decides to take her up on some lessons and finds that, although she's slightly illiterate, she has a beautiful mind. Rated M for language and later chapters.

During a late night walk along the shore Barnabas sees a red flame in the night that makes his heart race in both fear and wonder and his mind question his choice in whom his heart choses. My first one shot for Dark Shadows so please R&R!

Sweeney, to be quite honest, isn't especially talented in bed. Mrs.Lovett has held her tongue for quite a while, but when he leaves her unsatisfied one night, she takes matters into her own hands.

Let's pretend Barnabas didn't kill Julia, Angelique isn't quite dead, and Victoria left Barnabas when she found out what he was. Who does Barnabas turn to other than the one and only Julia Hoffman. Warning: lots of smut, but hopefully a good story. Please R&R!

A constable has come to inspect Mrs. Lovett's bakehouse, and she needs to get rid of him. Mr. Todd is less than pleased with her methods. Sweenett, lemony goodness. R&R.

GUESS WHO'S BACK! I'll give you a hint, ME ! Sweenett of course! If you don't like fluff don't read because itis going to get REALLY fluffy on the last chapters. Nellie's niece is in town and she kind of plays cupid.

Five years after Jack successfully burnt down empty office buildings in town, he is in prison for organising mass destruction. Now Marla has a baby with him to look after. One day she visits him in prison, and he has news for her. What could it be?

Our beloved demon barber of Fleet Street is sent M-Rated Sweenett FanFictions in a series of letters. How will he find out who is writing these stories and how will it effect his and Mrs Lovett's love life?

Mr. T shows Mrs. Lovett just what he thinks of her little slip of tongue, and her seaside dreams. *This is not a happy story y'all. It's very dark and tragic.*

Sweeney Todd and Mrs.Lovett have been married for a few years now, and Mrs.Lovett decides its about time to spice up their life in the bedroom.

The world can be a cruel place. Despite the trio saving wizarding Britain, not everyone is pleased. To stop the risk of war and economic collapse, the trio must serve a token stretch in Azkaban. Alone and afraid, Hermione finds herself living meters away from the woman from her nightmares, Bellatrix Lestrange. Azkaban will herald a new beginning for both witches. (BL/HG pair, AU)

Does Sweeney Todd honestly care that his silly nit of a wife, Lucy, is dead, or does and has he always had his eyes set on the redhead who lives beneath him? Sweenett, always. New to fanfiction, please leave a review.

One night, Barnabas finds a very drunk Julia Hoffman and brings her to her bed. None of them expects that Barnabas ends up in Julia's bed too... How will it go on after this night? Barnalia, multi-chap, rated M for sexual content.

"But why should I be made to settle, when I know that we are not meant to be?" Aurora questioned, looking up at the woman and begging for her to understand without being forced to say the words. "Why should I marry him, when it is not my heart's desire?" •Aurora/Maleficent•

Dr. Julia Hoffman must kill Barnabas Collins in order to pay the debt to Nicholas Blair, left by her late husband, Eliot. But when the vampire attempts to seduce her, can she resist or will she become Blair's eternal slave? I own nothing of Dan Curtis Productions, ABC Network, the show, characters, or their affiliates. Only those I create :)

It takes place right after Sweeney killed ,but don't worry guy he doesn't get .After he cleans himself up he hears someone knocking on the what he doesn't knows as he opens the door is,that this person will change his life... Disclaim: It will get perv later;) I do not own Sweeney todd! But Elizabeth! Inspired by an other fanfic but its not stolen

She had always loved him. But she didn't knew that he actually had feelings for her too. Sweenett One Shot, rated M for sexual contant.

The finale battle is over, but dystopia reigns. Hermione and Bellatrix are well aware that there are still personal wars to be fought. AU Dark!fluff. Smut. Bellamione. Minerva, Narcissa, Draco, and a slew of other characters make appearances. Told from various POVs. For mature audiences only (18 & up). UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

Hermione has become bored with her life and needs a challenge. Bellatrix Just wants to be free again. Are either willing to pay the price for what they want, are they willing to do what needs to be done? Warning: Ron is not very nice in this one. Everyone you know and love will probably be ooc most of the time.

Sweeney Todd comes back from the market to find Mrs. Lovett and Anthony in a rather... compromising position.

Benjamin is about to get shipped off to Australia and Mrs. Lovett goes to see him off to reveal something very big which ends in a very unexpected goodbye. How will he react? How will his wife Lucy react?

Haymitch finds an interesting item hidden away in Effie's room. HayffieFeels. First chapter T can be stand alone , second and third chapter M.

This is about the secret lives of the Sweeney Todd characters. Sweeney has a thing for Toby, Mrs. Lovett is a prostitute femme fatale, and... well, read it for yourselves. Caution before reading: Rated M for adult themes, strong, bloody graphic violence, rape, torture, and sex. CAUTION!

What happens, when Mrs. Lovett delays Mr. Todd's dinner? Rated M for sexual content, rape and language. sort of swenett :D R&R, pwease! :3

Just an idea that popped into mind one night. Enjoy!

A story about the characters and and a miniature multi-colored bear.

A one-shot set straight after Julia awakes! Please R&R. May even develop into a multi-chapter fic if I get good reviews! Please R&R!

It had been eight months since the Battle of Hogwarts and the wizarding world was finally in order. Lord Voldemort and his best lieutenants were gone. There was nothing and no one to be afraid of. Still, the words of a woman who should have been dead rang like an alarm in the head of Hermione Granger. 'I'll comeback for you. Soon enough.'

A Barnalia. Julia is besotten with him, but when will Barnabas realise where his heart really lies? Alternate points of view in each chapter, Julia/Barnabas. (I'm not good at summaries sorry!)

This is based on the 2012 film by Tim Burton. Set during the scene in which Julia is caught by Barnabas in the middle of the blood transfusion, and then after the film ends. Rated T for language. Enjoy x Disclaimer: I own none of the characters. Barnalia

This is a Julia-Barnabas-Roger lovestory. Not sure if anyone will actually like this, but oh well, I have fun writing it anyway. Rated M for a reason, folks.

Despite everything, Julia falls hard for Barnabas. Was originally 'The Ninth Night'.

After Victoria turns him down, Barnabas feels like there's nothing in this world worth living for anymore. That is, until he finds Julia. Starts out light but rated M for later chapters!

just a quck little Julias one shot that I wrote a while ago, right after the movie came out and I figured I'd post it on here. I'm rating it M for now, although its not really that bad, more suggestive,not really explicit,so let me know if you all think its tame enough to make it T. Julia's feeling down on herself, Barnabas comes in for an appointment,who better to cheer her up.

A more detailed account on the doctor-patient confidentiality scene from the 2012 film Dark Shadows. Barnalia Barnabas/Julia

Barnabas wanders into Dr. Julia Hoffman's laboratory. The Doctor finds more than blood being pumped into her system. Barnlia. Barnabas/Julia

Spiralling dreams cause Hermione to lose a sense on what is real and what is imaginary... or in the end are the dreams she having really dreams? Waking up with wounds that weren't there before certainly will cause her to question what is real or not.

Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.

The White Queen announces new laws pushing everyone to miss the freedom they had with the Red Queen and Alice is confused further as feelings develop for a woman she once hated. Warnings:femslash,explicit sex Alice/RedQueen Alice/Tarrant PLEASE REVIEW