Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,

Soulmates AU, independent one shots where Darcy is paired with a different person from the Avengers universe each chapter. Also including (since I can't tag 'em all): Bruce, Tony, Clint, Sam, Natasha, Dr. Strange, Deadpool, T'challa, Peter, and Phil!

Harry has broken away from his chains after the Dursleys go too far. A simple desire to make a withdrawal from Gringotts leads to something much larger and exposes more than he ever knew about himself. A rushed, impulsive trip to America changes his entire life as he might have just found himself a true family to call his own.

What do Cas, Dean and Sam do in their free time? Why they text each other of course! This is a collection of all the lovely texts they send back and forth! *Now with other characters like Crowley, Bobby, Gabriel, and even Balthazar!**Keep in mind that quite a few (not all) of these texts are pairings, however there is a little something for everyone!*

Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.

Tony lets out a little breath he's been holding. And he's trembling, but he slowly reaches his own hand out, tentative and uncertain, and brushes the fingertips against the Stranger's calloused palm. And the Stranger smiles a little, his eyes soft, and wraps his fingers around Tony's. (The one where Neanderthal!Steve and Home Sapiens!Tony imprint on each other like baby ducklings.)

In the year after Sovokia, while the world around them spins closer toward Civil War, Darcy Lewis meets the Black Widow for the first time twice- possibly three times. (In which Tony doesn't have a backup A.I., The team is a fracturing, and Darcy's natural instinct is to throw food and yarn at the problem. And it sort of works.)

A black cat keeps randomly showing up at Darcy's apartment. Unbeknownst to her, it's Loki in disguise . . . . And he wants her socks

Sirius and James fight over who gets to serve the Hot Library Hunk that comes into their cafe.

Tony glances shyly at Steve through his eyelashes. Steve's looking back at him, steady and curious. His eyes are blue, like the sky, and he doesn't look shy at all. 'I'm Steve,' he says. 'You should sit here.' Then he goes back to carefully organising his r: The Avengers start school together and it goes about as smoothly as you'd expect. (Primary School AU)

Pepper Potts is in the year above, and she's tall and beautiful and has shiny strawberry blonde hair and freckles. She's kind and nice and smart and Steve HATES her. Because Tony likes stupid Pepper Potts better than Steve, and it sucks. (Primary School AU: jealous baby Steve, asthma attacks and apology cupcakes.)

This is not what Sirius intended to happen when he picked that shabby kid's pocket. :: For Liza.

The adorable (at least I think so) results of Cas discovering the fandom.

Teen Wolf episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child. Due to the nature of this, there are most assuredly spoilers.

A small soulmate story.

After realizing the extent of his son's involvement with the murders and strange occurrences that have plagued Beacon Hills over the past year, Sheriff Stilinski decides his son should spend the summer with his aunt in South Dakota, one Sheriff Jody Mills. Of course, Stiles being Stiles, he can't stay out of trouble.

Darcy is out one night to pick up froyo when all of the power goes out for the entire city, and of course, a supervillian is behind it all. This is a one-shot story showing Darcy helping an injured archer and getting saved (again) by the Hulk. Takes place in Her Big, Green, Guardian Angel series, but this can be read as a standalone.

When Darcy's words appeared, she'd known her soulmate was going to be someone special. As she aged, and read over the words, again and again, she wondered who it could be that would ask her something quite so peculiar.

In which Darcy takes Steve and Bucky to a Bon Jovi concert. (Larger Summary Inside)

The reason that Clint now isn't allowed to bake in the Avengers Towers and why Bruce hates cookies.

In his heart, Tony can't help feeling like he's not enough. He never could be, not to Howard, not to Pepper, not to Steve and Bucky. 'So that's what it feels like to have so much to lose,' Tony thinks dully. Canon Divergence in which Tony, Steve and Bucky are dating, and there's one tiny thing Tony's neglected to tell them. Asexual!Tony. Part 1 of "Ace of Hearts".

Out of the corner of her eye Darcy saw the lab technician that had helped to move Jane's equipment into the lab start fiddling with the calibration on the mass spec. "Hey. Don't touch that," she said, not looking up from the inventory form. He paid her no attention, and she stared at the paper as if it would give her patience.

Darcy just wanted Pietro to feel welcome. Is that so wrong?

Where Loki hides out on a farm and accidentally adopts a cat, a horse, a goat, an alpaca, snakes and rabbits, a couple of otters, and dog or four, and builds an animal rehabilitation service and home for wayward or abused creatures. And of course, Clint's dog runs away from his farm and ends up in the middle of it all. He isn't named Lucky for nothing.

Technology is useful for many things. One of those things is helping a fella understand a reference after 27 (lived) years of wondering. The next problem is whether or not the right person will understand it at the right time. A Soulmate Oneshot.

Prompt: Person A being held hostage in a fortress and Person B violently leaving a mess of carnage in their wake in order to get to them. Covered in blood and questionable pieces of enemy remains, Person B finally makes it to Person A in the center of the wreckage and gives them a gentle peck on the forehead before apologizing for the wait.

Questions about why Chad was going to Ryans musical rehearsals went unasked, nor were they asked when Ryan started showing up for their basketball games in the red and white baseball shirt and cap he had traded with Chad from the lava springs. The story of how Chad and Ryan dated without realising, and how they got to actually dating.

Though Barnes had been living in the tower for almost six months now, things between him and Tony were still a bit awkward. Which is why Tony is a tad confused when Barnes starts leaving him strange little gifts.

A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: Loki is under house arrest. He discovers eBay and other mail-order sites. He causes chaos. Set during The Avengers. When Loki is captured and confined to a cell, he gets up to one last bit of mischief before he is transported back to Asgard.

Gabriel is amused by a coworker's persistence in regards to the new lawyer in the building, particularly since there's a very obvious ring on his finger. That said, he has his limits, and he gets tired of watching Sam being harassed. Sabriel fluff, mini one-shot.

Dean isn't thrilled when a fire alarm goes off at three in the morning, leaving him to stand outside with the rest of the tenants in his boxers for an hour. As unpleasant as the whole ordeal is, though, there is an upside. Namely one who has a penchant for bumblebee pajamas. Mini one-shot. Desitel fluff.

"You know, for a guy who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle." The voice came from behind him, and he turned to see Tony Stark standing in the shadows. The blue glow of the famed arc reactor in the billionaire's chest lit up his face, showing a raised eyebrow of amusement. (Or, an AU where Tony went to recruit Bruce instead of Natasha) pre-TSBB

Castiel has known Dean for some time, he's grown used to his friend calling him at random intervals with seemingly completely random requests. That said, there's one call he never expected to get. Destiel fluff.

Bucky turned to the only place he could think of for a distraction - the kitchen.

When Castiel Novak gets sick and loses his voice for a few days, he comes up with a clever trick to explain his lost voice to the kids in the Disney Store he works at. One little Mary Winchester, however, takes his note too serious and promptly starts a quest for his prince. Will her charming uncle be able to break the curse and be his one true love?

With Steve off debriefing with Fury, Bucky and Tony go for burgers in Brooklyn. In retrospect, maybe not the best idea, but it all works out in the end. [Sequel to Ink]

Bucky's got one goal: to rescue a captured SHIELD agent and get out before the guards realize he's not one of them. Unfortunately, apparently he's also got soulmates, and when their messages and sketches start appearing on his skin, his mission becomes a complicated mess of trying not to get caught covered in their ink.

Darcy always treats the Avengers like regular people, even when she meets her Soulmate. "Wow, uh... congratulations," Clint said. "What's socially acceptable behavior for somebody witnessing Words like this?" Darcy turned to put her hand on Clint's shoulder. "Go away," she said lovingly. A Simple Device (Soulmate AU) series.

The future may or may not be toast. "You ever have recurring dreams as a child? I totally did. I used to dream all the time about a really cool guy who was secretly, like, a werewolf. Only instead of a wolf, he was a panther. A were-panther. Is that a thing? Were-panther? Anyway, he looked a lot like you." Soulmate AU. FYDL POC Week.

Sometimes, thanks to Tony Stark, you meet your Soulmate on a deserted island. "Tony, there is no rum in this quinjet but I'm hallucinating my Soulmate even without it! What kind of crazy deserted island is this!" "Okay, the rum thing is not my fault," Tony insisted. Soulmate AU. FYDL POC Week.

Bruce is surprised to find that the person who has been riling up the lab techs is his Soulmate. Bruce watched Foster's assistant distribute some lab reports and quietly weigh in on the Star Wars conversation by saying: "I know, right? Gungans are just the best!" Chad Griffith's head nearly exploded, and Bruce had a hard time hiding his laughter. Soulmate AU.

Darcy rearranges her Hottest Hunks list, unknowingly placing her Soulmate at the top. "Holy whoa, are we Soulmates?" Darcy gasped, delighted. "If we are, where does that put me on your list?" he asked with a grin. Soulmate AU. FYDL POC Week.

Bucky didn't remember what it was like to take care of someone. So when he had some very protective feelings for Tony it was an understatement to say he was confused about them.

Natasha prompts Darcy to tell the story of her Worst First Date at Girls' Night. "I had no idea that I was on a date. A guy I considered a friend asked me to go shopping with him, and honestly, I thought he just wanted my opinion on a new jacket. Like, who asks a girl to go to Old Navy with him romantically? Is that a thing? Anywhere?" Ace!Darcy!

Every day has its own unique challenges. Sometimes those challenges include getting kidnapped and handcuffed to your Soulmate. "Best kidnapping ever," she said, resting her head against his shoulder. "Definitely gonna be a good story for our grandkids," he agreed. Soulmate AU. FYDL POC Week. Rated for like one swear and a gratuitous Highlander reference.

Written for this prompt on Tumblr: Imagine neighbors Bucky and Tony who have been flirting for weeks now until one day Bucky shows up at Tony's door with just a towel because he went to get the paper after a shower and he got locked out because the damn door is broken. Three weeks and five dates later Tony is still laughing about it.

Tony was way too obvious about his crush on Sam, who was not feeling the same. So when Sam threatened him with "I will take you out," the end to that sentence is not at all like Tony had expected.

When a sorcerer turned T'Challa into an animal, this was absolutely not what the Avengers expected.

Written for this prompt on Tumblr: "I'm not buying it, you don't walk into a door and get a bruise like that!"

Tony had that one kink that is generally considered weird/disgusting by some people. So he never speaks about it. In the perfect Tony fashion he tries to cover it up by saying how *insert kink* is so weird and he doesn't get how people like it? But he can't help it when his lover does something kink related by accident. And the lover is like 'oh okay' and figures Tony out.

Sam has Redwing, right? What if Sam and Tony kinda have a crush on each other, but are both feeling shy about approaching the other, till one day Redwing just starts following Tony, asking for attention, treats, to play, to be petted (is that even a word), till Sam has to talk to Tony because screw you Redwing, I want his attention too. (high school au, prompt on Tumblr)

Darcy had grown up thinking her soul mates were bad people. The first things they would say to her weren't the words of upstanding citizens. But when she and Jane are pulled into a Nerf War with the Avengers she'll find out the words arent really what she thought they were.

The first time they meet is in the elevator and Darcy doesn't let them get a word in. That's how their next three meetings go, until finally they've had enough of watching from a distance. Or The four times bucky and steve meet up with their soulmate in the elevator and one time they did something about it All connected.

Freddie goes away to college, and suddenly he can be anything he wants to be. Apparently what he wants to be is Spencer's boyfriend. Freddie/Spencer slash.

Stiles, somewhat to Derek's surprise, turns out to have a pretty great body. Derek/Stiles slash.

Danny gets a job at a coffee shop, which Stiles begins to frequent. Stiles/Danny slash.

The Asset is little more than an empty shell, piecing together the fragments of his life in the captivity of people who call themselves his friends. If he thought there was a soulmate out there for him, he didn't expect to meet her in this way.

Bucky loves Tony, but thinks Tony and Natasha are a couple. Tony loves Bucky, but thinks his feelings aren't reciprocated. Natasha knows all, and thinks it's about time these two idiots get together already. Alternately: The one where Bucky is jealous, Tony is clueless, and Natasha is 100% done (and decides to take matters into her own hands).

Officially, it's a PR stunt. Unofficially, every single one of them loves that they get to be there. Every. Single. One of them. Oneshot, complete, don't own any of the characters. Gen, but may be wintershock/ducky if you squint.

Tony challenges Clint to kiss the first woman to walk into the room, and (spoiler alert) loses the bet spectacularly. "I will give you one hundred entire American dollars if you can get the next woman who steps out of that elevator to kiss you without saying a word." "Yeah, this isn't the creepiest thing ever," Natasha murmured sarcastically.

A Simple Device (Soulmate series). Bruce doesn't like it when people sing misheard ELO lyrics at him. Doctor Foster's assistant enjoyed music. Bruce allowed himself to admire her from the other side of the room, but he immediately crushed the idea of asking her out for coffee. If he did, and she said yes, would they talk about music? He knew which song would be the topic.

SFW Femslash FluffFest. When Betty gets a strange proposal out of the blue, she has to decide if she will politely decline or, like a fool, rush in. "Look, I'm not looking for a long term thing. All I want is someone who understands that I need to be left alone sometimes to work but who also wouldn't mind hanging out with me at 3 AM while we have a dance party in our underwear."

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Darcy embarks on a super-secret mission and ends up meeting her Soulmate along the way. "I sold war bonds. There was a musical number and everything.""Wow, I didn't know 'chorus line' counted as superhero experience. Maybe I'm more qualified than I thought. Should I put together my resume for the Avengers?"

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Darcy has never been crazy about the oh-so-hilarious joke that she sleepwalks. But she's finally had enough when people she doesn't even know start joining in. Thor looked too serious for pleasantries. "Darcy, there has been a misunderstanding." Darcy sighed. "It's a stupid prank. I just... want it to stop. It's not funny anymore."

A Simple Device (Soulmate series). Darcy throws a Halloween Party in the Tower. Her Soulmate shows up. "J, we got a security leak. You let a fangirl in here. How could you let a fangirl in here? Cap is probably shaking in his spangly boots. Call the cavalry." "Sir, that is Miss Lewis," the AI informed him.

Darcy had a dream, and now she needs a kiss. Who will take one for the team? "Kiss me!" she demanded. "K-kiss you?" Bruce repeated, paling. "Yup," Darcy affirmed, pointing at her lips. "Smack me one, right there." She closed her eyes, expecting smooches, then opened them again after a moment and added, "Please."

SFW Femslash FluffFest. Kidfic!AU. Darcy's favorite is the slide, but no girls are allowed on account of the top secret government testing taking place there. But then Darcy makes a new (magical) friend.

When Darcy overhears something, she has to let the speaker know. Besides, she's heard it all before. "I thought you were different, Bruce, I really did." She sagged, closing her eyes and leaning against the table. "Can you really work better when I'm not around?" Bruce took off his glasses and set them on the table. "Yes."

"Thing is," Clint continues, "his hundredth birthday is coming up soon. We think his biological clock has started ticking, but he's taking it out on us instead, and we can't handle anymore of it." Steve is broody, and the Avengers think Darcy is the solution.

Darcy think she'll meet her soulmate during a dramatic event.

Gaius never knew quite how Merlin had persuaded, or wiled, the Crown Prince of Camelot to come and take the dog away for him. But there he was, striding in with Merlin tagging adoringly at his heels. Set post 1x02 'Valiant', because I was wondering what happened to the dog in the end. Now including Appendix A: or, how Arthur gives Merlin a kitten. Merlin/Arthur

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Darcy knows that there's got to be more to Bucky Barnes than what's on the surface. After all, the other Avengers have depth. But what could it be?

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Watching the Avengers work out is awesome. Unfortunately in order to do so, Darcy has to pretend like she's exercising, too.

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Darcy wants to head to bed after an all-nighter, but Sheila needs her help again. At least she can weird people out when she answers the phone.

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Just a normal day in Avengers Tower: random superheroes dropping by, nbd. Until one of them touches Darcy's iPod and she feels the need to aggressively suggest that he put it down and back away slowly.

Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Clint and Darcy (probably) (eventually) fall in love after Clint (probably) pushes a bad guy out a window and Darcy (eventually) gets his number."Is that—are people shooting at you? Or are you shooting at people?" "Yes." "Then why did you answer your phone?" "Well, it was you."

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "This wasn't how I planned our first date." The Anon also asked for Tony being badass without the armor.

Written for this prompt on Tumblr: "Quick catch that cat, it stole my wallet!" The Anon also asked for established Stucky who meet Tony in this situation.

[Avengers Academy] "Okay," Tony says, "when you say 'it', you mean sex, right? Like, we're not talking about two different things? You mean sex. You haven't thought enough about sex to know if you wanna bang guys or girls." (Steve's never heard of asexuality, but he's obviously not on the same page as Sam and Tony are. Good thing Natasha's there to rescue him.)

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "So why did I have to punch that guy?"

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "Why did it have to be you?" They also asked for soulmates and first words (aka angst with a happy end).

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "What do you mean you're not attractive whatthefuck"

Written for this Ridiculous Sentence Prompt on Tumblr: "Please put me down it's just a sprained ankle" This also fills the square 'Big Damned Superheroes' on my Captain America/Iron Man Bingo Card

Written for this Ridiculous Sentence Prompt on Tumblr: "Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?". The anon who prompted this also asked for cheesy pick-up lines.

Tony and Pepper are very sexual people. Bruce isn't. When he gets invited into their relationship, he's not entirely sure how that's supposed to work. Asexual!Bruce. Bruce/Pepper/Tony.

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "I don't want to break up"

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "Why are you at my doorstep at 3 in the morning…"

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "No one has a heart of stone."

Another from the Silly Words from the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Steve is enduring some Furious opinions when the scolding is awkwardly interrupted by his Soulmate. "Anything that comes into my mind is coming out of my mouth, isn't it? I think I'm entitled. I mean, I just met my Soulmate, and he's Captain America, so I think a broken brain to mouth filter is understandable."

Another in the Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Suddenly Bruce found himself right next to them without any memory of having crossed the room. He took a deep breath to calm himself. "There's nothing more attractive to another human than asking their consent and respecting the answer," he said. "You would want that kind of respect yourself, wouldn't you?"

Sometimes when you go on a sleep strike to make a point to your scientists, you end up getting put to bed by your favorite Avenger. ...Or was that a dream?

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "Can I open my eyes yet?" for Stuckony

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "I'm fine." for WinterIron

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "You're supposed to talk me out of this." for de-aged Tony and Bucky

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "You're supposed to talk me out of this." for WinterIron

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "Something about you makes me want to commit extreme violence." for Stuckony

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "Why are you/we whispering?" for WinterIron

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "Shut up, I am a delight!" for WinterIron

Written for this one sentence prompt on Tumblr: "I've been buying the wrong underwear." for StarkSpangledWinterHawk

Sometimes the universe has a cruel sense of humor. Darcy tends to be the butt of the joke.

Darcy needs a place to stay after the latest vilian destroyed her apartment building. Tony invites her to stay in the tower and to make herself at home. Darcy does just that, and annoys Tony along the way.

(Or, Out With It; We All Know Your Secret Anyway) Tony is convinced that there is some unresolved sexual tension in the Tower. So of course he stages an intervention to fix the problem.

Another from the Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Captain America visits the lab. Darcy takes advantage of the view. Be careful what you whisper!

Everyone else insisted that kissing civilians after a glorious victory was totally A Thing. Steve still felt that this was one of those 'prank the naïve kid from Brooklyn' things, but he was Captain America: he saluted the flag, he sang the national anthem, he recited the pledge of allegiance. He would kiss the girl. He didn't want to disappoint her.

Under normal circumstances, she would have absolutely refused to put her head on Andie's dirty welding shirt, but she is in no position to argue, not when each turn of her stomach tells her how absolutely in deep she is. [Liv/Andie Oneshot]

It wasn't every day that a guy met his Soulmate... and adopted a dog... and started a relationship that went from zero to moving in together... all in less than five minutes. Yet another contribution to Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic).

My fifth contribution to Stella Malodi's Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic). Darcy glanced between Tony and a rather bashful looking Captain America, not sure she had a grasp on the situation. Did he want to dance... with her?

Darcy is hired by Coulson to work at SHIELD. This is a one-shot story showing her moving into her apartment, waiting for the stupid delivery guys, and (because it's New York and villains practically live there) in the middle of it all Darcy meets (and is rescued) by the Hulk. Takes place in Her Big, Green, Guardian Angel series, but this can be read as a standalone.

Another contribution to Stella Malodi's Silly Words for the Silly Soul (mate fic). "The first step is admitting you have a vacation hangover. The second step is going back to the beach."

Based on this prompt: "Is there something in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "It's been years and you still fucking say it, dammit. It's a gun. You know it's a gun, I know it's a gun, why do you still do this?"

Based on this prompt: "We're both in a hostage situation and I know now isn't the time, but what product do you use in your hair, because wow, it looks super soft. RIGHT. SORRY. NO TALKING. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT MR. HOSTAGE CRIMINAL GUY. AHAHAHAHA. *whispering* If we survive please let me know. I need to know. Thanks." AU.

Based on the head cannon that someone gives Bucky some wool fuzzy socks and he takes great delight in sliding around the carpet, then shocking Steve. Mostly Fluff. Hinted Bucky/Darcy.

Based on this prompt: Person A being a guard outside Buckingham Palace that person B always tries to distract AU.

Based off this prompt on Tumblr. Person A being held hostage in a fortress and Person B violently leaving a mess of carnage in their wake in order to get to them. Covered in blood and questionable pieces of enemy remains, Person B finally makes it to Person A in the center of the wreckage and gives them a gentle peck on the forehead before apologizing for the wait.

Jane wasn't sure why Darcy was pelting Captain America with animal cookies. She shook her head and got back to work. (Part of the Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series by Stella Malodi.)

Based on the following library au prompt: You have rented and returned the entire Buffy the Vampire Slayer series in the span of 8 days. Are you okay.

Or: In Which Steve Hates Microwave Popcorn But Eats It Anyway. "No popcorn?" she gasped in mock outrage. "What kind of a movie night is this?" "Oh, well," Pepper began. "No problem, brought my own," Darcy interrupted, revealing a package from within her jacket.

Tony thought his best day was when Steve walked into the coffee shop he worked in. That was until Bucky came in a few days later.

Pietro and Wanda join the Avengers Crochet Club. Sequel to Spinning a Good Yarn

Nick has no idea who's been making the little cocoa powder pictures in the coffee his best friend always brings him. So why is he in charge of an intelligence organisation? Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. For the Lump of Coul Exchange!

How the Avengers Crochet Club got started.

Christmas fun with Gabriel.

"What do you want me to do, Arthur? Kiss it better?"

Cas has been getting some pretty weird texts from Gabriel...he swears he's not Gabriel, but if he isn't, who is it? #Writing Prompt Wednesday

It's shortly after the 'Incident' in New York and everyone loves the Avengers. So why are the Avengers so unhappy? All it takes is a short elevator ride with a stranger to have it all spelled out for Steve. Rated T for swearing.

Natasha just wanted to have a calm visit at Loki and Darcy's house. She forgot to count on the fact that her husband (And Loki's wife) is an absolute child. This is why she can't have nice things like sleep. [Based off this prompt: Imagine your OTP freaking out over a bee in the house] [Established relationship]

They each have a rather unique soul mark, and they wouldn't have it any other way. Avengers AU with soul marks (couldn't help myself!). Rated T for language.

Bucky wanted. There were things he wanted that were easy to get, like a special meal or some sweets and then there were things that were harder to get, like a week without some moron trying to defeat the Avengers or a certain movie during team night. And then there were things that were unattainable for him. Like Steve. And Tony.

Dean meets his roomie's cousin and falls hard and fast. Too bad Cas is asexual. Dean soon learns there's more to love than just sex. And then along comes Benny, and Cas throws everyone through a loop. Destiel ending with Destiny. College AU.

I showed up to this haunted house alone, because I thought I wouldn't be scared. But now I am, and I might be holding your hand. For the tumblr Darcy/Steve Month Promptathon- Darcy/Steve, Halloween

To say that Carlos was uncomfortable at a party was an understatement. Jane Fairy made him even more so. Thankfully, there's a hot stranger to get him out of this situation. AU. One-shot, Jaylos, with Mal/Lonnie and Doug/Evie.

HYDRA didn't really think about how freezing metal can get, while fusing a metal arm onto the /Winter/ Solider (Or maybe they didn't think anyone stupid as Clint would think to put their tongue on it)

"Apparently our teachers ship us and make us partner up all the time and sit next to each other and for the love of God if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna shove you on the desk and sNOG THE HELL OUT OF YOU." AU. One-shot, mainly Thomally, with mentions of Minewt, Brenderesa, Soniet, Racharis, and Ben/Alby.

A curse causes Bucky to feel what everyone around him is feeling. It's overwhelming and a nuisance, until he realises that someone is in love with him. Trouble is... who is it? Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

She knew she was going to meet him. She didn't know it was going to be today.

Bucky didn't listen, even though both Steve and Jarvis told him to stay out of the gym. Now he is stuck with the mental image of Tony and his sinful hip movements. Bucky isn't quite sure if he can deal with that and no one is of any help

Natasha is board and can't sleep, so she decides to give her teammates a makeover! Tony just happens to be awake as well and lends a helping hand. Steve and Clint are not amused.

For Bucky touch held a negative connotation. During the seventy years with Hydra he had learnt that it wasn't something good, something to want and he was okay with that. Until he moved into the tower and realized that touch didn't have to be bad. Then he just wanted with no idea how to ask for it.

Usually Gabriel doesn't care about his height, but it when it comes to reaching books in the library he does. [] Library!AU [] AU/AH [] Stanford!AU [] Based on a tumblr prompt []

Based off of the Tumblr prompt, "That's right, nerd, I threw the paper ball at your head in class. What are you going to do about it? Kiss me?" One-shot, Thomally with mentions of Minewt.

"So, Newton… How's it going?" "What the hell do you want, Park?" "You dated Gally, right?" "Yeah. What's it to you?" "I want to go out with him." Newt choked on his root beer. One-shot, Minewt and Thomally, with mentions of Nally and Minally. High School AU.

Phil has been captured by dangerous people wanting information. But they've got the wrong man. No, really. Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Phil is spending his birthday alone, when he's attacked by people looking for the Winter Soldier. But Bucky finds them first... and his soulmate. Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Skye thinks this is a problem. But Bucky Barnes flying Lola? Phil is in heaven! Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. For a prompt on the Avengers kink meme.

Phil Coulson is a meteorologist and weatherman, whose predictions become more accurate when he starts to follow superheroes and supervillains using social media. What else can he do when there's a snowstorm in summer? Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Alas. Background and one-sided pairings. Multiple Marvel crossovers.

When Phil stops Bucky from jumping off Stark Tower, the two form a friendship, based partly on their unrequited feelings for Tony and Steve. But it isn't unrequited, only everyone thinks that Steve and Tony are together. Oh dear. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Warning: suicide attempt, some coarse language.

Phil made an executive decision: he would NOT, under any circumstances, tell Bucky that they were soulmates. But he wasn't counting on a scheming Steve Rogers. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Rated for some swearing.

A new family of kids at Lawrence High School brings a new perspective to Dean's life, especially when he becomes inexplicably drawn to the youngest of the siblings, a severely autistic boy who has never spoken or touched anybody in his entire life. Rating will possibly go up later. Possibly upsetting psychological subject matter.

"Where have you seen me? Did anyone else see me?" "You come to me all the time. I took care of your arm the first time" Tony said and pointed at it. It was clad in leather today and through the glove Tony could only see the silver fingertips. "No you cried." or: The meetings between Tony and The Soldier throughout their lifes.

Spoiler for a small scene from Age of Ultron. Just a short little fic about Pietro having a sweet tooth. Because fluff makes everything better ahahaa. I just really loved that scene of his with the candy and that inspired this.

Written because of an idea of scribblecrumbs on tumblr who suggested that Pietro sleeps in the strangest places because he gets tired from the super speed. So a one shot that has a brief look at each of the core Avengers running across a sleeping Pietro. Fluff, short. I just loved this idea so much I had to share on here.

An idea I got from Tumblr. It would have been great to see the elevator discussion carried out as a post-credits scene so this is my idea of how it should have gone.

How to Join a Werewolf Pack in 10 Easy Steps, by Stiles Stilinski. Crack. So much crack. Rated for language. Oneshot.

Gabriel faces down Lucifer in the Elysian Hotel...and gives him a Pepsi Max. ("Yo, Meg, I'm calling off the Apocalypse...") And so it was that a single can of pop saved the world. (One-shot. Complete. Crack. Contains Winchesters, archangels, and references to real events in regards to what the cast of SPN have gotten up to.)

Aliens are invading New York (again), and Fury gives Hill the order to assemble the Avengers. Unfortunately, Fury is going to have to be more specific than that. (Rated T for swearing, because Fury? Swears a lot in this.)

Five times Bucky and Steve thought Agent Coulson had a crush on Steve, and one time they realised the truth... Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Rated for some swearing.

Based on this prompt from tumblr: "hi sorry I live below you and I hear your dog running around and barking all the time and— no no it's fine I was just hoping maybe I could pet it? Au" Disclaimer: I own nothing

Short college AU. Sam and Gabriel share a class, Gabriel curses his luck, and Sam looks up pick up lines.

"your email address is one letter different from my friend's so I keep emailing you by mistake" AU

Castiel hears "Milkshake" by Kelis for the first time. "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE," "How did a milkshake manage to have a gravitational pull that is gender specific?" Minor bit of Destiel, based on a post I saw on tumblr

Merlin spends most of his life worried that he'll find his soulmate while witnessing a crime, because what else could "Be quiet, don't give me away!" mean? Based on a tumblr post. WELCOME TO STARBUCKS story 1

Crowley is struck by a Christmas Spirit curse and forced to 'bring good cheer' to the bunker residents for the twelve days of Christmas. And he thought centuries of torture in Hell was bad. One-shot.

Clint lives on the edge, and now he bakes on the edge. But if it will gain him a soul-mate, he can't complain. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Two hunters, one hitter, and a highway gas station in the middle of nowhere. (Or, that time when Sam and Dean saw Eliot take down a bunch of guys carrying guns and drew the completely wrong conclusion.) Written for comment fic for the prompt: "For the last time, I'm not a demon." Genfic.

Of all the ways to start the new year, Meg thinks, being in a polyamorous relationship with Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak might be the most unexpected. Sequel (of sorts) to Finding Unicorns.

Nick Fury doesn't give out his coat very often. Which should've clued Darcy in when he started lending it to her at the drop of a hat. (Or clothes, for that matter.) And one time she returned it... sort of. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Which person of your otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine?

Before Manhattan, Phil asked for Bruce's autograph. After Manhattan, they'd both like a little more. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

"Supernatural? You know that show about the hot brothers who kill monsters and demons? Andrew's favorite non-DoctorWho-related show? Yeah, apparently some whack-o went on a rampage and murdered half the cast and crew." The multi-dimensional aftermath of "The French Mistake." One-shot.

On Christmas Day, a miracle will happen. Three pining couples will come together through the machinations of their friends, amidst carols and puzzles and Christmas merriment. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Not even gonna tag characters. Pairings: Stucky, Coulsmash, Farcy, Fosterson, and IronHawk.

Drake & Josh's youngest daughter sees Drake kiss Santa.

When undercover, Steve kisses Clint to make the man they're trailing look away. It works, but Clint cops some teasing from the others when they find out about the kiss. Time to get some revenge on Steve. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Possibly future Amerihawk, mentioned Pepperony.

Bruce and Phil didn't mean to fall into the role of Avengers' parents, but they do a pretty good job. Especially once they prove everyone else right, and finally get together. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Coulsmash fill on the kink meme.

Whenever Phil falls asleep, he latches on to whatever - or whoever - is nearest. The Avengers find out, and decide that they like it. No one is immune to Phil's cuddles. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Hardison dragged along every computer known to man and Parker's in a turf war with the local wildlife. This isn't what Eliot meant when he said they should do some wilderness survival training. Eliot/Parker/Hardison.

Dean says a bunch of terrible pick-up lines to Cas. Fluff, drabble. One-Shot. Destiel.

Soulmate AU. Clint always thought that his soulmate would be the worst kind of person, since the first words they would say to him were so morbid. 'You gonna help me hide the body' He never thought that Captain America would be the one. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Amerihawk! Rated to be safe.

"Well, it's time to think about it now," she said, putting down her pen. "Think about making out. If you feel sick, then it's a no. If you feel nothing, it means you might be curious. If you feel butterflies, then you might want to say yes to a date." Eventual Captain Hawk. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

What Tony and Loki consider flirting leaves the Avengers confused and uncomfortable. IronFrost Oneshot.

They were a mile and a half from the auxiliary maintenance station at Bellington Dam, and Quinn was itching to hit something.

"You want to go camping?" Darcy asked incredulously. Clint nodded. "With me," this time Phil nodded. "The girl who can't be away from Wi-Fi for more than thirty minutes?"

After saving a young girl's life, Bucky finds himself with an unexpected fan base of little ladies. In which Bucky is puzzled, Darcy ships Winterhawk, and there's fluff and angst. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Benny joins the Winchesters on a hunt for a Lappish water spirit, but the hunt goes awry. The vampire and Sam are locked in a cave of ice with no way out.

As a result of losing a bet, Bruce has to wear a Captain America costume to a party. It doesn't help that he really just wants Phil's attention. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Coulsmash!

The bots think Tony's sick.

Darcy was not an Avenger. She knew this. Everyone in the tower knew this. Everyone who had ever met her knew this. Yet somehow she had managed to land herself a room in the Avengers tower. If that wasn't luck Darcy didn't know what was. (Steve/Darcy/Bucky)

There's been an important mistake made in the Winter Soldier's orders, and Steve is kind of reaping the benefits. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Three-sentence Stucky fic. Prompt fill.

It's not that Darcy was hiding... Okay, maybe she was but she had a perfectly good reason for it. She was sick… again. Sometimes being the only non-super-serum'd person in a relationship with two super-soldiers seriously sucked. (Steve/Bucky/Darcy)

Soap operas. There was really no good reason for them to exist. To Steve, they were just as bad as reality television… except people actually got paid to write this bunch of baloney. (Steve/Bucky/Darcy)

For a prompt at norsekink: Thor has never mentioned having a brother to his friends, so when Thor starts spending every waking moment with the new kid, they think they're dating. Tony is jealous because tall, dark and handsome is more his type. Highschool AU, Frostiron pairing.

On a small hunt involving a campsite, Castiel discovers a tree in quite poor condition - and the heart wasn't even anatomically correct! Just a little slightly humorous thing. Implied Sastiel crushes or something cute like that. And Dean makes a stupid joke.

Phil believes that his lovers, Bucky and Steve, are about to dump him in favour of Johnny Storm. That's the furthest thing from their minds. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, Captain America, or Fantastic 4, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Poly relationship between three, then four, men. Avengers-Captain America-Fantastic Four crossover.

Both Lucifer and Gabriel have quite a fondness for a certain Sam Winchester, but arguing proves to not resolve the problem.

If Dean had been driving, they wouldn't have been listening to Sam's crappy radio station. If they hadn't been listening to Sam's crappy radio station, they wouldn't have heard the song. And if they hadn't heard the song, they wouldn't have heard the letter, and Dean would have never been able to kiss Castiel. Doesn't mean Sam's music taste doesn't still suck, though. (ONESHOT)

AU in which Castiel accidentally sends a text message to the wrong number and befriends the person at the other end of the line. However, accidents don't just happen accidentally, and sometimes two completely different people are exactly what the other needs. (Written by thebloggerbloggerfun & hesangelwithashotgun on tumblr)(Based on"A Finger Slip" by Pawtal)

To put it simply a Puppy follows Steve home one day, and well Darcy's always been a sucker for a cute face, much to Clint's chagrin.

Darcy Lewis was into some serious flirting with Johnny Storm when he was called away to save the world. When she bumps into him a few weeks later at a Tony Stark party, Darcy continues from where they left off. Funny, but Johnny Storm seems a little different than what she remembers. Since this crossed over with so many different movies, I just put it here, lol.

Tony falls asleep during team movie night and wakes up on Steve.

Scott picks up an adorable habit that gets on Stiles' nerves. One-shot.

Phil is recovering in hospital, and he wishes the Avengers would just smile. And yes, he's a little hopped up on the good stuff. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Implied one-sided Phil/Avengers.

Frigga has left Odin, and arrives on her favourite son's doorstep. Loki isn't quite sure what to make of it, and his lover is suspicious, as always. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Marvel, 'Thor', or 'The Avengers', nor am I making money from this. For a prompt on the Norse Kink Meme.

Thor is upset, Phil is alive, and Loki is Loki. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Coulki!

"It was Natasha's fault. And Tony's, but it was mainly Natasha. They were trying to make Steve snap while he was talking." Clint accidentally succeeds. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Established Capsicoul, implied future threesome relationship with Clint. Rated for suggestive language.

Post-battle, the Avengers are all injured, and Phil must sacrifice his clothes - and dignity - to take care of them until medical help arrives. He's just a bit oblivious to their ogling. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Marvel or 'The Avengers', nor am I making money from this. Pre-OT7.

God is creating the animals when he finds himself distracted by Gabriel and Lucifer wanting to join. And of course, they bring trouble.

Darcy Lewis was only trying to bring her boyfriend some coffee and spend a little time with him. She didn't expect to get roped into deprogramming a Russian assassin.

Steve and Bucky don't quite get the idea behind a costume party, but Darcy is there to guide them.

Dean discovers that Castiel has a very strange fear... Nothing too scary here, just tons of cuddles and schmoopiness :) Dean/Cas light slash

Requested drabble from tumblr. The Avengers have no time to sit down and eat and enjoy it. Usually, they ate on the job, and Tony and Bruce fall into a pattern as they begin to share food.

Phil's brother is a Bruce Banner fanboy, and demands that Phil bring his friend to the next Coulson family dinner. Misunderstandings lead to Phil realising how deeply his feelings for Bruce run. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

Tony is sleepwalking into the team's beds. First, they're mortified, then they're "Awww" when they realize he's sleepwalking after a nightmare and just want to cuddle and feel safe. Each member reacts his or her own way, but they eventually give in and snuggle whenever Tony sleepily wanders in.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

Sam is okay with Dean and Cas' relationship. Really, he is. He just kind of wishes Cas would stop murmuring in Dean's ear like that. [Wincestial, post-s7]

Tony, Bruce, and Steve all try to kiss each other at the same time. Kind of hot, but mostly just funny. Stark Spangled Banner

"You are here, Miss Lewis, because you somehow managed to infiltrate one of our most heavily fortified operations bases." "All I had to do was ask for directions at the front desk and look like I knew where I was going! They didn't even try to stop me! How is that infiltration?" Very short one-shot.

Stiles calls the pack over to his house because they need a break from the Alpha Pack. Puppy piles and fluff!

'A trip, a yell, and a THUD... and Dean skidded to a stop as his baby brother's screams filled the room.' / Just a fix of hurt!Sammy - though nothing serious - and adorable protective bigbro!Dean in a short weechesters fic. Sammy - 3, Dean - 7.

The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".

Stiles had a long history of calling the Beacon Hills Police Department. Featuring adorable kid Stiles and equally adorable teen Stiles.

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

Follow-up to First Impressions. Xander and the Scoobies have to rescue some A.I. members who have gone missing in their area. Of course, no good deed ever goes unpunished for Xander. (Potential X/L pre-slash if you want to look at it that way)

From a prompt: How about one with steve and darcy, she's chatting/flirting with him but has no idea who he is. She just thinks he's a nice cute guy. Unbeta'd!

When Dean Winchester and Castiel find a baby in an abandoned house, lying next to the dead bodies of his parents, the hunter and the angel adopt him and make him theirs. These are moments in the life of Stiles Winchester. These one-shots are mostly Destiel with Stiles as their kid, but there will also be plenty of Sterek on the side.

AU where your soulmate's signature is inked onto your finger at birth. At a young age, Tony's finger is scarred in an accident and he grows up not knowing the name of his soulmate. Darcy thinks he's snubbing her on purpose. Tony/Darcy.

Stiles maybe kinda has a thing for Derek and wonders what to do about it. Derek/Stiles slash.

Jane has a habit of leaving random things in her coat pockets. Thor takes advantage of this fact.

Sassy Secret Santa for antonymmouse on tumblr! So they've settled down and they have jobs and a cat and Castiel cooks really good food. Sam freaks out a little.

I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.

Set in my Blame it on the Vodka universe. Santa looks a little different when seen by Asgardian eyes. Loki folded his arms across his chest. "Reindeer cannot fly, Stark. So therefore, the sleigh itself must be enchanted."

I was watching NCIS reruns a while back and suddenly wondered how stopping the elevator might effect other people in the building. And this little story was born.

Gwaine was an expert on kisses. He had become so used to kissing that the very act seemed so basic. It was what led to other more exciting things. He changed his mind when he met Merlin.

{{Another Prompt fill for STAC Day }} "Would love if they were just taking a stroll in the park and start a snowball fight! (could also have the other avengers) Whatever anyone says, it's all Clint's fault.

At any other time, the sight of Darcy's husband's alter ego, the supposed rage monster, cowering in the corner of a room might be amusing. Right now? Not so much. Hulk really doesn't like it when the people he loves are in pain. Bruce/Darcy (from Thor)

Scott got dumped, again. And Isaac is sick of putting up with him talking about Allison. (aka. Isaac is in love with Scott and Scott is so dense he doesn't realize until it could be too late.)

Tony gets bored during a S.H.I.E.L.D. meeting, and starts snatching Bruce's possessions and messing with them. Science Boyfriends. Natasha and Steve friendship (they're the ones observing this happen). Oneshot. I do not own the Avengers!

Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Tony is sick and hiding it from the team... but not for long.

Darcy does not recommend getting kidnapped. Even by morons. Pairing: Darcy/Clint/Coulson Involves kidnapping and mild violence. Was written for the Going on Facebook: A Darcy Lewis Fic Exchange for Acadecian/Talulabelle.

Sassy! Rated T for excessive swearing. "Jesus Christ but this was ridiculous. Completely ridiculous, but still: his brother and his angel were actually interested in each other and had no intention of doing anything about it. Which meant that Dean was going to have to do something about it."

Clint had never asked Tasha to like anyone before. Who the hell was this girl? Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow, meets Darcy Lewis, Scientist Wrangler. Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize from anywhere official.

Derek starts being affectionate. Stiles is completely weirded out.

Prompt: Supernatural / Big Bang Theory, Azazel, theoretically Sheldon Cooper was one of his special children, but he had enough sense to leave him where he was

Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'

With the Tower to themselves, Clint and Tony indulge in a little snuggling while having a movie marathon.

Clint is a cuddly drunk.

Fury assigns the Avengers to get Steve and Tony together...so he can win the SHIELD betting pool. Stony. Superhusbands. Oneshot. Prompt Fill.

From a prompt: five times that Tony and Bruce defended each other, and the one time they didn't have to. Slash.

Just a few Avengers, doing what they do best. And the Hulk, who needs rather gentler handling. Why is Tony so good at this, when he's so lousy with everything else remotely people-skills related? Written for a prompt where, post-Hulk hug, Bruce wakes up to find Tony Stark in his arms. Until that point, it was pretty gen.

Written for my friend Steph, who wanted fluffy OT3 / Stark Spangled Banner. So, that is what she got. I apologize for none of the sap. I do apologize for any errors, though. Just a little domestic fluff piece where there's serious snark, gratuitous cuddles, and interior design. Hope you like! :D Tony/Steve/Bruce

8 times Stiles was Pack Mom and 1 time the pack looked after him or the one where Stiles is pack-mom and he cares for his cubs and their daddy but he needs their comfort too sometimes. STEREK. Stiles/Derek. And lots of pack feels ! Lots of fluff, it makes me sick how cute this is!

"I'm serious, Bruce, my vows start with, 'To my fluffy scientist…' and end with, 'Wow, tough room'"

Dean bought Castiel all sorts of M&M's chocolate with some mischievous intentions that didn't turn out as expected. Mindless fluff. One-shot. Slash. Established Destiel.

"Wait," she told the official. "I want to be married to all of him." Bruce Banner never thought that the woman he would marry would also be marrying another guy at the same time. But if she's okay with it, so is he. Bruce/Darcy

Phil comes home and discovers that Darcy and Clint probably shouldn't be unsupervised for long periods of time. Pairing is Darcy/Clint/Coulson

Darcy Lewis. Xander Harris. A date... and Xander's luck with dates.

Tony Stark will give pretty much anything a go, but that doesn't mean he expects it to work. Stark Spangled Banner Tony Stark/Steve Rogers/Bruce Banner

Steve doesn't know who JARVIS is, thinks its an actual person and gets jealous. Prompted. Steve/Tony. AU.

"Is writing on people's skin a werewolf ritual of some sort? Because none of the lore I've found says anything about it." Derek looks at him with a blank expression. "Why are you asking?" "Your betas. They have developed the recent habit of using me as a canvas." That gets him a reaction from Derek's eyebrows. Which is as much response from Derek's face as one normally gets.

Loki slips Steve some truth serum, and Tony can't help but take advantage of that. Slash! Extremely fluffly oneshot!

Sammy's got it into his head that grown-ups suck. Why? Well, 'cause Dean said so. John... is not so amused. / Weechesters! Sammy - 5, Dean - 9, John - old. / For xxDodo xP

"We had a very interesting conversation with your partner, Dean. Gabriel claims the two of you are married," Hotch said, watching for Dean's reaction. Established Dean/Gabriel pairing.

He's not sure how, exactly, but Bruce Banner ends up as Darcy Lewis' boyfriend. For five minutes at a time. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

Darcy has to do something during times of stress and anxiety. Pairing: Darcy/Clint/Coulson

Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.

Darcy hates wearing high heels to work. Relationship: Darcy Lewis/Phil Coulson/Clint Barton

In which Bruce & Tony are maybe kind of married. And love Buffy. Written as a birthday present for my friend Sage. It ended up nothing like the prompt, sorry! I'll write that, too, lol. Only my 2nd Avengers fic, please be kind, I'm learning. Feedback is love, :D

In which Peter is six and is keeping secrets that make him miserable, and his Dads swoop in and save the day. Sort of. Also, Tony gets to go on a Captain America sanctioned rampage, but that's neither here nor there. Steve Rogers/Tony Stark. Superfamily - Steve Rogers & Tony Stark & Peter Parker.

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

When Steve can't sleep, he goes looking for his lovers. Fluffiness. Requested. Tony/Steve/Bruce. AU. Post-movie.

Clint Barton had kept his secret fairly well over the years. He was afraid of storms. Normally he was able to go and hide in Natasha's room, but now he can't do that. As it turns out Tony Stark has the same problem now that he can't hide with Pepper. Platonic romance Asexual!Clint/Gay!Tony mentions of Pepper/Natasha but nothing big.

OT6 or Gen - 5 times, 1 time style - 5 times the Avengers fell asleep on a teammate, and the one time they all fell asleep together. Can be read as everyone/everyone, or completely gen no pairings

He couldn't understand how two men, two smart men in adult relationships, could ever find this amusing. There are only so many times you should be able to laugh at sharing high-fives and exclaiming, "For science!" Tony/Bruce Peter. Requested.

Loki got everyone on their knees before him in Germany. The Toronto crowd would have been a little more rebellious. He's lucky he didn't go there. Short, cracky, rated for a swearword.

Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy

Highschool AU: Sam and Cas are best friends, have been since they were four. They know everything about eachother- except the fact that Sam has a crush on Cas' older brother, Gabriel.

What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!

AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse

LJ Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and. He. Just. Didn't. Get. It.

Dean spent forty years in Hell. No one else understood what that meant. But he did. Angel S1, Supernatural S4.

Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.

Sometimes The Avengers just need a friendly face to talk to; that's why they creep into Bruce's lab. Bruce/Clint & Steve/Tony

A story about the questions Darcy Lewis would ask Bruce

[One Shot - SPOILERS] When he first awoke, the future was a combination of familiar but mostly strange to him. Things got less strange after fighting off an alien invasion. Regardless, Steve still doesn't get how this happened and doubts he ever will.

Office!AU for all the team. Clint keeps stealing the office doughnuts in the name of love. Steve Rogers leads his crack team of data analysts to doughnut-winning glory. Well, that's the plan.

Dean is trying to use pick up lines to get Cas. Of course Castiel has no idea whats going on. Then Gabriel takes the idea, and tries to do the same to Sammy. Now a Two-Shot. Destiel and Sabriel

Darcy takes a million pregnancy tests and she and the guys discuss their results. 4th Part of the Crazy is the New Normal 'verse. Darcy/Steve/Tony

Sometimes Dean likes to touch Castiel.

...which this in no way resembles, really, it would be called The Wooing of Sam Winchester. But it's not called that. And it's not a romantic comedy. Really. For gallein in the Sassy Exchange 2012.

As with most things in life, the blame lies with Tony Stark. Tony/Steve/Darcy, 3rd part of the Crazy is the New Normal 'verse

Darcy adjusts to living with Steve and Tony. Part 2 in the Crazy is the New Normal 'verse. Darcy/Tony/Steve

What if Loki met the Joker in a restaurant? While the Joker was robbing it? Loki/Joker

Written for SassyWeek2012 on tumblr. Rated for language. Cas is being weird. Really weird. Sam is being oblivious. Like, super oblivious. And they're in love? Maybe? Honestly the whole thing is kind of awkward.

Tony thinks he needs a bodyguard, Pepper thinks he needs a babysitter, and Darcy just wants to wear a pretty dress.

A quiet moment in bed turns into a heart to heart. Avengers Darcy/Tony/Steve

A flutter of eyelashes can be a powerful thing. Drake/Josh slash.

A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"

In which John is asexual, and Sherlock never asks. Sherlock/John

Sam really shouldn't let Gabriel do things on his own.Part 6 of ficlet series

Xander goes to visit the A.I. crew to pick up a book from Giles. Of course nothing's ever that simple. Implied Xander/Anya

Scorpius think he's being sneaky as he helps his friends find love, but James sees. JS/S, AS/OC, Rose/Lorcan, Lily/Lysander, Louis/OC, slash, next gen, me as an author

Tony has spent a lot of time observing Gibbs over the years, and lately he's noticed a few changes that make him worry. Gibbs/DiNozzo slash

When they said it was better after the Second Wizarding War, they didn't mean easier. Scorpius has a world of hardship and heartache, but he finds that life is a slow growing paradise. Slash, bullying, sad but with happy ending, me as an author.

Two one-shots, one Valentine's Day. While doing some last minute Valentine's Day shopping, a peeved and somewhat concussed Buffy meets an aggravating cane-wielding stranger.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

When they meet it's always in public and DiNozzo always flirts with him. Perhaps that's another reason why Anthony DiNozzo is Gibbs' favorite CIA agent. pre-slash, AU

Castiel has found a new use for his phone. Unfortunately for Sam, he isn't too clear on the concept of "privacy". A sequel to my previous fic "Words With Angels". Written for the 31 Little Abominations at sassy otp on LJ.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Xander, and he had a monster in his basement. AU, Spander, schmoop

Dean is very sick with a nasty flu, and Castiel is left to care for the poor man. In attempts to comfort him, the angel comes across a song.

Cas gets fed up with Dean finally.

In which Sam is shy, Dean is startled and Cas becomes a little more human. "There was definitely something weird happening to Sam Winchester." Castiel is determined to find out what. Slash.

It's funny, how when Sam knows his mind is being read all he can think of is the stuff he would rather no one ever saw, let alone an angel. Rated for safety.

John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.

John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.

Oz & Xander both don't have much money for Halloween costumes, so they buy a pack of 'Hello, My Name Is' stickers from a new store called 'Ethan's'.

An old friend of Eliot's turns up. Hardison is not amused. Alec/Eliot

Aziraphale and Crowley "adopt" a celestial bunny. If there were a genre for fluff, this would be in it literally and figuratively!

Humorous one-shot about what Cas and Spock would talk about if they ever met. Slash, Cas/Dean and Kirk/Spock implied. AU where no explanation is given as to why they are in the same century, it's not important for the fic. Don't read if you don't like.

Crowley and Aziraphale are enjoying their time together when Michael, Gabriel and Raphael drop in. Crowley/Aziraphale

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Written for help haiti over at LJ: Dean/Castiel - Post Apocalypse: Sam tries to help Castiel in "courting" Dean. If only it was easy as pie.

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5

A bored Sirius comes up with idea of themed Fridays and tricks James to participate. The catch? The raven haired quidditch captain must speak in Victorian English for a day. A humorous one-shot. Dialogue only. MWPP era.

Wilson and House are at a banquet, and House is looking particularly hot. House/Wilson, slash. Oneshot.

House can’t find Wilson anywhere, but he wouldn’t call it worrying, what he’s doing. He decides to call the nagging at the back of his mind ‘curiosity’ instead. House/Wilson, oneshot.

“What – so you mean that when spring’s around, people get so high on the lovey dovey crap, that they won’t mug each other?” House/Wilson, hurt/comfort. Slash.

“Good drivers have been known to have accidents too,” Wilson pointed out uselessly. House simply shrugged. House/Wilson, slash. Hurt/comfort, fluff.

Josh wants to read, but Drake wants answers. One-shot. Fluff. Slash. JoshxDrake.

Josh "accidentally" kisses Drake... the events one week later. D/J Slash. One-Shot

Drake asks Josh some questions. D/J Slash. Just a little conversation between the two boys.

AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!

Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.