Craig is the tentative leader of a seafaring group of young adults set on survival in a post-apocalyptic US. When they begin a trip to the northern coast of Maine they find something that could potentially change their withdrawn Captain. AU eventual Creek. Rebooted on Ao3!

Hidan's a kid! sequel.

Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?

Konan decides to bring a little girl to the Akatsuki to be her 'baby'...What will happen?

This is the sequel to my story "The Akatsuki are at my house, WAIT WHAT".

The Akatsuki end up in our world, what will happen?

After he is taken prisoner to the Land of the Swedes, Tino soon becomes the healer of the Swedish leaders son Peter, who has fallen ill. Tino begins to fall for the handsome and gentle Barbarian leader and wonders if romance can bloom on the battle field? Rated M.

"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.

Izaya has been having nightmares that are literally scaring him to death and Shinra's friend is the only one who can help... So, why is Shizuo staying with Shinra too? Eventual Shizaya.

The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.

The story of Mail Jeevas's life of growing up at Wammy's with Mello, embarking with him on a journey to catch Kira, the friendship and later love between them, and their inevitable deaths. Rated T for swearing, violence, and lemons.

Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.

My name's Tweek Tweak. I've lived in a mental institution since I was five. From the moment I met my doctor's son, Craig Tucker, I knew I liked him. A lot. Creek.

Karkat is abused by his dad, and has to protect his kid cousin Nepeta as well. When his dad goes too far one night, Sollux finds him. Now Karkat is hiding from his dad, will he be able to keep it up? (coverart belongs to the creator) *trigger warning*

"Are you ready yet?" he asks, voice trembling. "I'm ready now." the other murmurs. "You must be so sick and tired of this." Blue and green eyes are full with tears. "So I'll stop my breathing..." He cries out as he is slammed against a wall. Seeing stars play across his vision, he grins, "Now." Splendid/Flippy

So much for Craig being asexual.

The line between hate and infatuation is quite thin, but Lukas never saw them merging. He also never saw a man like Stefan in his future either. NorIce. Lukas-Norway, Stefan-Iceland. AU. Rated MA. Discretion is advised.

Sometimes I wonder if God just hates me. I mean, making me fall in love with a blond, coffee-addicted ghost is just ridiculous. Almost laughable. And yet, it still happened to me. Creek. Some Bunny. USED TO BE CALLED 'EVERYTHING SUCKS'.

Remember that one kid, who did that one thing, that one time? The one with the unintentionally emo haircut and the weird eyes? Remember her? Remember how she was killed? Well... What if I told you she wasn't dead? Yes, everyone's favorite little Mary-Sue is back a year after the assassination and she wants a round 2.

Because in the end, Damien always gets what he wants. Dark fic. Slash.

Chibi Romano declares his love to Spain. But as Spain declines the love it leaves chibi Romano brokenhearted. As time goes on and Romano gets older he finds himself struggling in life and overwhelmed by the same nightmare happening over and over again.

Sadik Adnan, a professional boxer, is forced into getting tutored by Heracles Karpusi, the soccer team captain, and a romance begins to blossom!High school AU.R&R.

A collection of AU romance tales with the different Akatsuki pairings! The first story is like Beauty and the Beast and includes all characters. They get more specific after that, with mainly one pairing stories. If you like Akatsuki, you'll like this!

Vampire AU. Ludwig is a vampire slayer and he has finally crossed the line and angered a powerful vampire. Ivan decides to take his revenge on Ludwig through his brother. A game of cat and mouse ensues. RussiaXPrussia

Tobi and Obito are twins. Madara is their father. Their mother is abusive and on their seventh birthday attempts to kill them. Now Madara must help them heal from trauma. But can Madara keep his sanity too? HashiMada. Yaoi, child abuse, ooc, AU

Craig has had it out for Tweek since they ended up in Hell's Pass, but does he actually hate the blond as much as he lets on? Will Tweek find out the reason why Craig pays as much attention to him as he does? Contains Creek, Dip, Bunny, Tyde and Style. Sort of a Drama, but has a lot of laughing as well.

Lovino lives a perfect life. Or atleast thats how he is suppose to appear. Antonio lives a life as a dangerous gangbanger. North Side meets South Side as these two are partnered in their Chemistry class. But there is one chemical reaction these 2 arent prepared for- Love. AU, human names used. Based on the book "Perfect Chemistry" by Simone Elkeles.

Gamzee stumbles upon a cute, little cafe. But that's not what keeps bringing him back everyday at the exact same time. It's the little handicapped boy working there. -Humanstuck- Alot of Tavzee fluff! Rated T for Gamzee's mouth. Really short chapters!

Christophe and Gregory, a mercenary and a civil rights activist, work together for various missions. What could possible go wrong? T for language, violence. Some slash. Oneshot series.

When certain nations have children they decide to help their kids live as close to normal lives. So they split up each couple, erasing the one parent's memories and choosing one to live with their child in a normal atmosphere. What happens when they meet again, and will things get complicated? UsUk, GerIta, SpaMano, PruCan

Lovino Vargas has been captured and taken hostage in a pirate raid led by Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and his band of Spanish buccaneers. Tensions grow high and hearts are tested when Lovino becomes Captain Carriedo's personal prisoner...

The world is in danger. Major superpowers have been taken by an insane dictator, named Eric Cartman. The only defense is a ragtag group of children with a mercenary and a civil rights activist in the head. The world is screwed.

Warning: Read at your own risk.

When Mello gets in a motorcycle accident and winds up in the hospital, he meets Matt; the most amazing, brilliant guy for him. The only problem, Matt is dying. Fast. Rated M for swearing, themes, maybe lemons.

Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA

AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.

Clyde decides to upgrade his membership with Token's fingers to Deluxe. Two-shot. Because there isn't enough Tyde out there to satisfy my craving. Rated M for language and sexual themes... and drinking. Chapter 2 will contain: M/M, oral, fingering, orgasm denial, and dirty talk.

Prussia's dying - and he knows it. Still, he hides it from everyone until he no longer can. Includes flangst, character death.

What if some of the South Park boys were girls to begin with? Well, you're about to find out. Has other couples other than Style...Think of it like a movie or a drama show I guess

Everyone is together again, and for some reason Karkat is angrier than usual. Sollux takes on the daunting task of cheering up the cranky troll.

Christophe never thought he would ever have a crutch to have support from...until he sees the love of his life Damien x Christophe Rated M for some course language

Lame title is lame. Anyway, after Alice left, Wonderland started to crumble, but it's keeper wasn't ready to let it die just yet. Humans wouldn't quite do the trick in bringing Wonderland to it's old beauty, so why not use a certain group of five nations?

A meeting between two crazy girls lead to problems...fighting over boys, meeting creepy pedo snakes... and overall turning the whole world upside down! OcxAkatsukixOC Collab with Joanna Davis!

Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?

When the Nordics meet Iceland, they all adore the small child. However when Sweden and Finland want to leave with him, Denmark and Norway will fight to the death for the small nation. Who will claim him, or is there a third party waiting to strike?

SpaMano Lovino's last day in the apartment. As he's cleaning up his things ... he silently wonders what went wrong.

A Sniffles x Nutty yaoi love story filled with lies, deceit, hope, painful realization, and death.

This tells the story of Beyond Birthday, & how he became the BB we all know & love. There will be some lyrics from Just to Get High by Nickelback every once in a while, & not necessarily in order. Dates are based on the anime timeline.

A dysfunctional dance of fate has tangled these two together, no matter how many turns or twists, it always leaves them closer than they started, taking one dip after another in this harsh tango of hurt and comfort. Spamano.

Ever wanted to see Stan in a thong? Kyle as a girl? Or see every SP character beating up Bieber? Then fret no more! Just send me your ideas rating from K-M and I'll make your wildest, filthiest and kinkiest fantasies come to life before your very eyes ;D INCOMPLETE

YAOI! don't like it? don't read please! 10 Akatsuki kids, can their life's ever be normal with all that happens to them and their parents? Can they ever live in peace? When they find love friendship and trust can they find a way to keep it or die trying?

All Ivan really wanted was warmth, wasn't it? WARNING! real names, cussing, lemon in later chapters. maybe char death but idk yet..

Spain and Romano...dancing...other...things...yeah..can't do titles or summaries, but I can write stories...so read this one...now...

Lovino and his brothers face the unknown while on a mission to Earth. The Italian angel comes up against more than he bargained for when a dark angel takes a liking to him and now he and Feliciano might be cast out.

During the war, Flippy finds himself a job as a house servant for Splendid. It pays good money and Flippy knows it'll be able to support him. But Splendid has other plans for him, to be his house servant and his lover. FlippyxSplendid FlippyxFliqpy AU

The Akatsuki have daughters and now they have to take them in and all chaos is going to come! WARNIG: langrege and hidan and SPOILERS!

For captchalogue. Two things in college will always suck: roommates and freshman year. Too bad Karkat Vantas is on his second attempt for both. Multiple pairings, focus on Sollux/Karkat. College AU.

This is a lose interpertation APH spamano version of Twilight. i changed the plot like...a lot. rated T for EXCESSIVE bad language...you have no idea how bad i wanted to call this twinklight...

Gilbert is an eccentric student who wants to go to college for psychology after graduation. He's offered temporary placement at an asylum. His job? To get into the mind of murderer whose been locked away from the world for three years.

L is dead and Beyond finds him. One-shot. Please tell me what you think! LxBB

From sweetness to madness, Antonio is not about to let a zombie-like virus change his love for Lovino. Whether the boy wants to eat him or not. A series of connected oneshots inspired by the idea of Zombie!Italies, Romano in particular. Spamano.

They were separated when the wall went down. It has been a year since Gilbert last saw Ivan, thats too long for the young prussian. Now they meet again and Ivan has a big surprise for him. RuPru RussiaxPrussia One-shot It's a bit late but yea owo Enjoy

Deidara/OC and Itachi/OC. Two Akatsuki fans are thrown into the Naruto world. What will happen? Lots and lots of craziness. NOTE: This story is terribly written and only remains posted because I'm a sentimental fool. Read at your own discretion.

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

What happens when Cinderella the movie is transformed into South Park? A hell of a story with many twists. /DISCONTINUED/

Those who are wise know not to go into the forest, for those who are wise know that in the forest lies only agony and misfortune. Will you be wise, or stray into the darkness, fey child? Ft. Kyle, Bebe, Pip, Tweek, Gregory & Stan

"How did it end up like this? How did even begin?" Mello's thoughts on the death of his dear Mattie. One-Shot. MelloxMatt

Many things in life are unexpected. Especially when the Akatsuki are looking for you! But I'm starting to like this thing called life a little more...just a little. DeiOC ItaOC.

Romano had a hard time loving and being loved. Growing up he always planned to take his own life, but fate seemed to think differently. Fate gave him a handsome Spaniard to save him. *Warning blood, cutting, near death experience, language, and yaoi*

What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.

When the girl he last saw as a total slut comes back as a hot, cool chick, he expects to feel how the others do. But now, he just can't stop caring for the scared little kid in the back of the room... Creek, some Everyone x Rebecca.

Kenny made a deal with Death, in exchange for immortality he would be forced to see people dying one after another, deaths he could've stopped. However he ruins Death's desgin and now Death wants revenge. Will Kenny have to see his friends die one by one?

I never thought Cartman and I would ever have something in common, and yet here he is, patting my back while I vomit whatever I ate for lunch today. Some think I live the perfect life, I personally think I'm pretty messed up. Clyde's POV. Future Tyde

Tweek is unprepared for the upcoming unit test and Craig has to hep him. First Fanfic, no Flames plz. CraigxTweek/Creek YaOi !

An alien Craig crash lands on Earth and disguises himself to appear human. Only Tweek knows his secret and no one believes him. Craig does enjoy toying with Tweek but what happens when it's time for him to leave? Creek Craig x Tweek minor K2 Kenny x Kyle

Stan Marsh is 14 years old with a perfect life girlfriend, and hes a straight A student. He's the most popular kid in the school, even though he's only a freshman, so why then does everything feel wrong to him? And why doesn't anyone else notice? Planning to begin updating this story again soon.

Ike wants to kiss Filmore, but he's not sure he can. IkexFilmore. Now a twoshot.

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

Filmore's always been chasing after Ike Broflovski since they were kids, both hating and idolizing him. All it takes it one little awkward sleepover for him to realize the Canadian machine might be more human and warmer than he thought. Mature.

When Gregory tries to get Christophe to take a bath, things do not go well.

I just remember staring at Tweek for what seemed like hours. This boy that was standing infront of me-hunched and terrified-was not the boy that I left four years ago. What happened to you, Tweek? Creek. May become M in later chapters.

Stan and Kyle's friendship goes through a revolution, Kenny's strapped for cash, Tweek's sick, Craig's lost, Butters is in pain, Wendy's in a love triangle, and how does Christophe play into this? Its just Senior year at South Park High; Its complicated.

It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins

Gregory is waking up, felling rather frisky. Christophe, however, seems oblivious to the fact that his boyfriend is horny as hell. Gregory then decides to seduce Christophe. Takes place during 1 day. Multi-chap. Yaoi and a lemon later on. Rated M.

The story of Craig and Tweek's relationship as it blooms.

Two girls. A dog. An incident with jell-o. An irked god. Guess what happens. Yep, they're poofed to the world of Naruto. Who didn't see it coming?

Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi

The death of A and Beyond's reaction to it; drabble.

Summary: The hetalia and their children, a story of how their children found out about their parents after years of separation. I suck at summary, why don't you read it to find out what happen? Mpreg, need beta for this.

When Damien meets a mute boy called Pip, he swears to himself he's going to make the boy speak - and find out why he's mute in the first place. DISCONTINUED, SEE LAST CHAPTER

Uh, Karkat/Sollux. Sollux is anitsocial, neglects Karkat. There is a lot of red and anger and stupidity. M for self-injury and language. Dropped.

A girl who knows peace,love,hate,despair,betrayal,& friendship must choose a path that dosen't destroy everything she wants.OCs INCLUDED Black Rock Shooter will help her find her path and regain her broken memories.

Story adopted from ChicFreakSistaFierce. Same story as before. Pink haired jinchuriki in the soul society. *May contain SPOILERS* You have been warned. Main pairings: Sakura/Toshiro, Ulquiorra/OC. Other pairings will be mentioned in later chapters.

Miranda and Jess, daughter of Pein and daughter of Madara. This two best friends are more hyper than Tobi himself. They have one goal, to disgrace the worlds most feared organization every day.

Bebe's parents got her an RV for the summer. Bebe, Wendy, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, Token, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Christophe go on a drama filled trip. Bad summary lots of yaoi, alcohol drug use, lots of couples. my 1st multi-chap sp fic :D

What's your favorite sight, smell, sound, taste and feeling?

Sakura, an abused teenager, stumbles upon an old house full of powerful escaped expiraments. What will happen when the government, her father, and plain old teenage romance gets involved? MultiSaku

The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!

the akatsuki go to earth and meet 2 strange girls and become best friends. OC's and out of charecter. Rated M for violence, language, and crazy humor, bombs and destruction.... by pain

It was really more of a game between them than just sex. Slash. Oneshot.

Gregory wants Christophe's help to remember what it was like. Based off Help me remember by rascal flatts.

The Akatsuki, a powerful criminal organization, find a miserable 11 year old girl sitting around on the very outskirts of their property. And what do they do? Take her in, of course! First fic. Bad at summaries.

Full Summary inside. MelloXMatt. M!Preg, Language, Yaoi, Graphic

Twenty random children are selected to be medical guinea pigs at a new mental institution. Tweek's POV, while he meets new people that relate to his messed up problems. Creek story and plenty of other pairings mentioned. Rated T for violence, swearing etc

Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.

NEED OC FEMALE NEED OC NEED OC NEED OC!11 READ FIRST PLEASE NEED OC WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SEND THEM IN!

Hidan is a merman who falls in love with Kakuzu a human, but they can't be together or can they? Can a certain price make Hidan human? KakuHi! Possibly char bashing Rating for reason, smut in later chapters! A spin-off of the little mermaid, only better!

The Akatsuki, Team Taka, and Team Kakashi have been sent to our world as cats. What happens when two girls named Katonya and Joss buy those cats and take them home. Well lets just say when they leave they will never be the same again. Yoai and SuiXOC.

What happens when Pein does a experiment on Hidan and Hidan gets Pregent? How will he take it find out! yaoi KakuHidan. Mpreg Hidan. T for Hidan's mouth. edited by HyruleHalfBreed. the chapters get longer after chapter six.

A very short fanfiction based on someone else's review. I was forced to write it by my sister. THE ADVENTURES OF GREGORY, THE MOLE, AND SPRINKLEY GUMDROP FUCHSIAPUFF! It's so dumb. Go ahead and read? Swears, offensive jokes, sudden stabbing of unicorns.

A phone call can make such a difference. Final chapter up. BBxL

Ike has never failed a test until he read that magazine. Gike Hundred theme challenge # 77

Ike and Georgie discovered what being under the rain can do. Hundred-theme challenge #30

When Kid finds out Crona is a new student at Shibusen, there's only hate and rage, for Crona there's sadness and confusion. Crona tries to gain his trust, but what happens when Medusa saunters in? Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater.

Short story. I had the song "Shut me up" by mindless self indulgence stuck in my head...and this is the result! CraigxTweek. Enjoy my pretties :D

Hidan with all the akatsuki and the general non-akatsuki. Character and couple bashing! KakuHi and slight HiTobi. Don't diss it initll you've read it. Rating just in case. Mentions of sex and lots of cussing, no actual sex though!

Earth has been destroyed so other planets have become home. The only problem is the planets aren't safe and now the teenagers must flee to save mankind.

What if Sakura was born and raised in Sunagakure, and eventually became close friends with Temari and Kankurou? But something goes wrong, something is misunderstood, and she finds herself exiled from Suna and the Land of Wind. This is her story. Sak/Gaa

You know the words under my silence.' Series of 100 South Park prompts. Multiple pairings. slash, femslash, and hetero. Contains sexual situations, strong language and heavy doses of Cartman.

my second kakuhi story. a 20 chapter story c: enjoy Setting is modern, 2010-2011 Enjoy c:

"If I'm not back by Friday, I'm dead."

I am fallenangel119 on . This is my story. Basically it's Deidara's 16th birthday, and now that everyone in the Akatsuki base is old enough to be sexy, they're going to take it over and kidnap our bishis. Mairin is my OC.

You've heard of the Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and perhaps Sumerians... But what about the Akatsuki? Warning: Gender-Bending. I tried to stay as in character as possible. There is good reason for the GB. A civilization faces many challenges...

Re-uploaded A normal day in the life of an 8 year old Hidan. First Fanfic, don't expect much.

Hidan wants change. Kakuzu doesn't. KakuHida. Warnings: yaoi pairings, explicit language, sexual themes, Kisame is very OOC, Tobi and Sasori are in the Akatsuki at the same time.

the akatsuki are off to a desert/rainforest island located somewhere near australia to play survivor camp, a reality show! chased by beavers and chucked off cliffs, how will these poor ninja people survive an undetermined amount of time here? ON HIATUS

Gregory feels like he never helps Christophe so Christophe has to change his mind. The title has no true point to the story

Thirty stories written for Obito and Kakashi. Chapters 29 and 30 are up! This is the end of these 30 short stories about Obito and Kakashi and their romance.

Hidan is a junior in high school and life seems to be well... it's going. What happens when problem after problem strikes testing his limits.. will his friends be able to help him? and what about kakuzu? *yaoi. don't like dont read* kuzudan off hiatus

The story of how a life of a young teenager changes when he moves to a new town with his little sister and aunt... Don't read it, if you don't like Yaoi/BOYXBOY Love. You have been warned.

A lonely Craig Tucker finds himself searching for an answer. Could an insecure, spastic blonde really be the solution to his problems?

All the teens in South Park are sent to a summer camp in California. Craig/Tweek Stan/Kyle

One traumatic day left Hidan with a horrible fear, that same day left Deidara with horrible guilt. AU KakuHida/KakuHidan SasoDei.

The Akatsuki are out of the Narutoverse and into the real world as puppies and Konan as a cat. They now have to adjust to how things work until they can find a way to get back to their world or at least back human! *Rated for Hidan and Himikai's language

Well it seems as though everyone knows Tweeks secret but Craig, and the boy is determined to figure it out. Even if it means pinning him to a wall in a janitors closet and forcing it out of the boy. -MxM, Creek, One-Shot, minor TokenxClyde/edit

Kakuzu, on his walk home, finds a silver cat with magenta eyes. Some reason Kakuzu decides to take him home, but what happens if the cat turned into a half-human half-cat with ears and a tail? KakuHida Yaoi

Hidan's past is revealed, how everything from the moment of his childhood up to the moment he became part of the Akatsuki. Find out what it is... This is on my DA account

KakuHida ONESHOT. Hidan keeps his immortality a secret from everyone in Akatsuki. Why? Because he can! But this ends up causing him trouble when Kakuzu leaves him behind, thinking he's dead. What next? Falling in love with a dead man? M - strong language.

Hidan has a question for Kakuzu.Will he get the answer he wants?This is my very first story,please try to be nice.Review and tell me if it sucks.Thanks.

i am writting a poem for each Akatsuki member. read carfully there's more than meets the eye to the followers of the red cloud...can you find out their secret message? every one has one...PM me if you can

Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.

All I had to do was go food shopping...HOW THE HELL DID I MEET AN GODDAMN VAMPIRE! KidxFemale!Chrona R&R please.

How can things ever be the same with Hidan disowned by his father and Kakuzu has dumped him?

this sucks. but hey, i havent slept in 2 days.

Halloween fanfic! partially inspired by I Am Legend. Matt lives in a world where a virus has spread throughout the earth's population. Separated from Mello, he does his best to survive. OC present but no OC pairing of any kind.

Pein has found a new jutsu that will reduce the ages of anyone who uses it. The side affects are unknown but the Akatsuki go along with it anyway. What adventures await them now? I SUCK at summaries ... MUST. LEANR.

BB has been arrested for the murders he had committed. But when BB gets there he remembers back at Wammy's House where L said if he gets in trouble and in jail he would visit him. But what happens if he doesn't? How will BB feel? CHAR DEATH. Slight Yaoi

Kid and Chrona were lover separated by the world around them. Now Chrona is left with the consequences of their rash actions and left to deal with it alone. Rated for Sexual content

Hidan gets sent to dawn and night boy's boarding school, he find's emotions, friendship, hatred, love and gets caught up in danger. alot. warning: bad language, violence, and yaoi in later chapters. i suck at summary's so just check it out please.

The DWS is a group of girls that contain a powerful dragon within them. One day, their leader makes an alliance with the Akatsuki. Now, the 5 girls are forced to live with them. Finally, light has shed on the Akatsuki. Kind of. SasoOC DeiOC ItaOC PeinOC TobiOC

When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.

Where Hidan and Deidara learn that leaving their sisters to live on their own was the worst mistake in the history of mistakes. "AND YOU'RE BUSTED!" "Wha?" Rated for Hidan and Sakura's shameful mouths. NOT YURI

Companion fic to Half-Blind Lethal Snake. Yes, the great trio are back, and up for more hilariousness! With a sleepover planned, prank calls to make and things to set on fire, can this get any better!

What if Urahara has a long lost daughter, he never saw or heard of? And what will he do when she unexpectedly shows up, demanding an explanation? and what's this? Yoruichi already knows about his daughter? HitsuSaku. --Sakura Centric -- Review! Plz!

For Ditkata. The morning school bell rings and Hidan isn't planning on going that day. Each of his friends has a relationship, so they walk in pairs. And it makes him sick. Well, he thinks it does, but in reality, he longs for a relationship of his own...

This is an ObiTobi fanfic where Madara takes over Obito's body.

Hidan's had a crush on Kakuzu for ages but what happens when his little secret comes to surface Hidxkak YAOI and a lemon one-shot

55 Themes, Creek is the main couple. Craig and Tweek, boy love. Because it's cute.

Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi

The akatsuki have kids some of them don't remeber Rated for the language

The Akatsuki is on high alert when a new and deadly gang makes it's way to their high school. Now it's up to Akatsuki to stop them.

South Park is hit with the Gay Plague.

Vampires roam the earth killing off mankind. The Akatsuki is an elite team of vampire assassins. What will happen when they learn that the vampires they are supposed to kill turn up in their own high school? Yaoi

Oneshot. Team Minato chilling out. Kakashi and Obito fight again and Rin attempts to cook while simmering them down. Meanwhile, the temperature's rising. Surprise pairing.

Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!

this is mainy kakuhidan but there is sasodei and kisita my spelling sucks basicly kakuzu sasori and kisame are unpoluer at school and they have a crush on hidan deidara and itachi who are poupler story is better than summary lol plz read and review

Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?

Craig won't look at Tweek and Tweek is starting to get worried. What does he do to make his friend look at him again?

After talking with his father in death, Kakashi opened his eyes and saw that he was twelve again, that his team was alive. Rin... Sensei... and Obito. This was the second chance he had always longed for... the wish of a broken soul. Time travel. One Shot, at least for now.

After the battle with Ashura, Chrona is allowed back into Shibusen, but as we all know; happiness is a fleeting thing. Sequel to my story 'When one door closes, another opens'.

Craig was just really, really bored. And as we all know, there's nothing better than being idiotic and bored.

Craig just moved to South Park during the worst blizzard of the year. Right before he goes inside, he spots a little blonde boy named Tweek. Well, he can't just leave him out there, right?

Craig and Tweek go to the beach in honor of the beginning of Summer Vacation.

Craig, Tweek and the rest of the class go on a field trip to New York City. Creek and mentions of other couples like Bunny Style Clyken? Multi-Chapter.

Su-san is bothered about something. Angst/Shounen ai SwedenxFinland I select T as rating just in case.

I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...

when hidan comes to the base crying what will kakuzu do to find out whats wrong? hidanxkakuzu yaoi

Part one of my May requests. Kakuzu shows Hidan how to warm up after passing out in the chilly rain. KakuHida yaoi, lemon

Hidan is in one of his questioning moods again...will he get the response he wants from Kakuzu?

Just a quick little 'story' like thing, in Prussia's point of view of his falling, and his fear.. A lot better then the summary!

Gregory brushes ze mole's teeth. yaoi.

Akaksuki ipod challenge. Write a drabble for the duration of a song. Yaoi fluff. SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHidan, PeiKo, ...and NaruIta written on april fools day I don't own Naruto or any of the songs. Rated for language.

A simple fight between two Uzumaki cousins can break off a trap over a giant hole. A simple fight can bring old teammates back together again and make action happen. A new team 7 is formed w/ an old teammate of Kakashi. Pairs inside. NEW: Whole story on dA with username hyperbunnyzz. Same story name.

A bunch of random, funny songs that i altered to make the akatsuki in them! Some yaoi! KakuHida, KisaIta, PeiKo, SasoDei, ZetTobi P.S.: I added my "FUN kisaita" story into this collection as well!

Sakura's cousin, Karin, has her everything- her love, friends and parents trust. But when she had nothing, she met some weird people that made her world upsidedown. HIGHSCHOOL FIC. / Sakucentric / Sakura centric / Sakura Multiple / Sakumultiple /

He can't believe he had been so stupid. Who gets locked up on their anniversary? Gregstophe

."Bath time." "Non, mon cher." Gregstophe. Borderline smut, but not quite there. Why hadn't anyone tried this yet?

Please Read This Was Completely Funny, Please Give Me Reviews!

Pinned down. Nervous. Kissing. Fidgetting. Marked. Cute little one shot enjoy :

Tweek just wished he was as priviledged as Stripe to be loved by Craig

The question all parents hate to hear.

Do you ever shut the hell up?

Cute short fic about how to button a shirt.

Tweek will smile, and although it's fake, it's still for Craig. Poem.

Gregory was excited as his nanny ushered him into the building. Why was Gregory excited you ask? It was his first day at kindergarten.

The Akatsuki see lights in the sky, which some people fall from them, with an unusual explanation for their appearance. Who'd have thought the Akatsuki'd have 'KIDS'. Rated M to be safe. Adult themes, Language, and Lemons if requested.

And you are wonderful, Gregory. You are wonderful and I love you.

Hidan always wanted to be an explorer, but life had other plans for him. After his sister died, he decided to take up her dream of being in an orchestra. KakuHida and others. Rated M for the obvious! Don't like yaoi, don't read.

The base gets infiltrated and the Akatsuki engages in battle. They become separated and wonder if each other is okay. Fluff One Shot

Sometimes Kakuzu just Needed to shut Hidan up. Who knew this way would start something bigger?

Angst! But it's a happy ending, because I don't have the heart to hurt Craig and Tweek :

Craig and Tweek love each other, they just haven't told anyone. Can Wendy help, or will it just be a disaster?

Craig and Tweek have some fun in the closet.

Craig is driving and finds something unusual lying in the grass. Tweek. Creeeeeeek, I love it so much.

Craig has a new found crush, but he doesn't know how to handle it. Creek, officially finished forgot to change the stats

Tweek runs out of gum, but luckily Craig has some...in his mouth.

Today was the day Kindergoth will confess and show his love for a canadian

As Christophe laid there, staring up at the unforgiving blue sky he could have sworn he saw a glint of golden hair. Christophe/Gregory Character Death, non-con, dark.

Craig has to take care of his son Gray when he goes on a date and all does not turn out well! But it does in the end at least. Creek and their son I made up.

I tried a new style, yaoi, in a sadodei fanfic I wrote before. I was just experimenting but i got great reviews so im trying another short yaoi! this is about kuzu trying to hurt hidan through sex when hidan says he likes ALL pain. M for a reason, people!

Creek, Tweek freaks out because Craig is suddenly being nice to him, eventual multi-chap.

The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.

put you ipod on and write to the music! Pairings: KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHidan. Don't read it if you don't like yaoi. T for language.

Craig state of mind as he walks down the hall. Slight Creek.

Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P

Craig and Tweek are going on ADVENTURES! I shortened the title because it was way too long, and OHMYGAWD I'm working on a 2nd chapter. How long has it been, a year? Oh well, 2 up soon.

Tweek freaks out when he stay's at Craig's house.

Who..who are you?" he stumbled backwards, eyes wide. Death Note...death note, where was it! The red-eyed man grinned devilishly, blood-streaked teeth glimmering with a Satanic shine. "Only your worst nightmare." Light blinked. "Lady Gaga?" L/Oc Light/M

Gregory was Christophe's whole life, but he didn't feel that way about him...or did he? For my own heart, you know who you are love.

KakuHidan. AU. Of course nobody really knows what is on wounded children's minds, especially some as complexed as these. Friendships based on healing wounds in exclusion of everything else last longer than anything material and physical boundaries.

“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.

This is version two to 'The Akatsuki Heirs' its the same kind of story except the kids have different ages, attitudes, looks, and OMJ jobs! rated for some cussing

Flying pumpkin guts, laughing fits, and contagious fun. Halloween has never been so enjoyable.

On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?

Tobi comes up with the idea of doing The Akatsuki Games. Scrabble, The Ultimate Epic Duel of Carts, Synchronized Swimming, A dance off, and A fashion/beauty contest. Who will win? Find out now! 8D I don't own teh Akatsuki Charecters! I wish I did though..

High school drama. Kisame and Kakuzu becomes the new members of their little group. Though Itachi and Hidan are struggling with the new affection they can’t deny. KisaIta & KakuHidan. LOTS OF FLUFF.

Kakuzu arrives at a boarding school, however, he soon finds out this top rate school has more dark secrets than a school should. KakuHida, rated T for now. I suck at summaries, so just read it if you wanna, ehehe.

Hidan's new partner, Kakuzu, is an asshole. He's cruel and inconsiderate and doesn't respect Jashin. But despite this, Hidan feels something he's never felt before for the creep. Is it what he thinks it is? hidakaku hidan kakuzu kakuhida yaoi/shonen-ai.

Hidan's life changes when he decides to go live in a group home. Who will he meet there? Will someone be able to help him through his horrible past? Boy loves themes, will be rated M in future...

Hidan, the top art student, dreams of being just as good as his older brother, Hideki, a genius tattooist, in art. Kakuzu is an art major in college who comes to teach Hidan's class for extra credit. Can he help Hidan achieve his dream? KakuHida AU

Exactly what the title says. Just fill this out, and send me the link!

The crazy life style of the akatsuki. DISCLAIMER-I do not own Naruto or any of the characters

Sick Puppies sing the song. song fic for hidan

mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though

Konan,Dei,Tobi,and Hinda are foster siblings with problems who are going to a new school hmm maybe they can find some people are able to help? -yaoi/ shounen ai in latter chapters.- Pein/konan Sasori/Deidara Zetsu/Tobi Kisame/Itachi Kakuzu/Hidan

Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.

named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff

Obito is found alive.

it takes place in England hidan is a commoner kakuzu is a prince. hidan and kakuzu were the best of friends as kids but there friend ship turns to love, will there love last of fall apart? waring : this contains yaoi/lemon,sexual themes later,and mpreg

Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.

Kakuzu and Hidan are assigned another suicide mission, that they are to carry on, although they hate eachother. Or so it seems... When the end is near, true colours show. Rated Mature for Strong Language.

Of course, Gregory. Ven 'ave I ever failed you?" He asked, a mocking drip in his voice which made Gregory smile and turn to face the lying down figure. "..Never." Gregory/Christophe

Following an unfortunate argument and the discovery of Pein's toast fetish, the Akatsuki take a well deserved trip to Orlando, Florida. Featuring gender confusion, sex education, drugs, cavity searches and gratutious crotch maiming! Please review now!

Seriously? I'm the first one to post a Tyde story? Hints at Creek WARNING! GuyxGuy loooove.

COMPLETE Kakuzu meets his new team mate, Hidan. What will happen when they meet?

Christophe and Gregory bicker in a hotel room, 'fun' ensues. gosh that sounds so perverted! T for swears and boyxboy. Oneshot.

Another average day in Sasori and Kakuzu's little Russian shack, untill a certain blond shows up out of nowhere. Sasodei, KakuzuxfemHidan, yaoi, au.

Kakuzu wants a brand new start after having lost his wife of two months. Kakuzu moves in with his best friend. However, moving in with Hidan just seems to bring more problems for Kakuzu, concerning his feelings. AU. Rated for Hidan's mouth. R&R please!

an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi

warning to all semes; never neglect an uke. kakuhidan, kakuzu x hidan, oneshot, yaoi

hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot

darker kakuhidan. nothing can make a person shut up quite like being called a freak. what happens when hidan lets the words get to him, and withdraws from everyone, even his partner? fluff, oneshot

kakuzu thinks hidan needs a hair cut; put lightly, the masochist disagrees. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot

kakuzu recounts his and hidan's relationship to an old tea shop owner. kakuhidan fluff, rated for hidan's mouth

it's team zombie's anniversary, and kakuzu has decided to do something nice for them. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot

this is what happens when an evil author gets bored and has the akatsuki at her disposal. if you don't have a sense of humor, leave now!

wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.

It is a Story about Hidan's younger brother.....

DROPPED STORY. When Deidara promises a little girl Ai the best Christmas ever, he never realized that he would be forced by law to do so. If he doesn't, he will be thrown in jail. Based on A Merry Christmas Drake and Josh.

This fanfic is about several Akatsuki members at the age of 7/8 years, living in the same village and starting to attend the ninja academy there. OOC, fluff, shounen ai/yaoi - 17 chapters already finished, part 18 & 19 in progress. To be uploaded soon.

A group of Orphans akatsuki get take in by a kind old lady...but when she dies and they're left with her abusive husband...what will they do? whats stronger? fear of the man whom controls your life, or friendship and love for one another?

Kabuto, Pein, Hidan, and Deidara's kid have lived in Konoha for there whole life since they where 3. Now they plan to start the Akatsuki again. Can the 4 twelve year olds do it? BEING REMADE

this is based on the chapters where Hidan and Kakuzu get killed. Kakuhida Hidakaku. fluffy fluff fluff! hope you like! oneshot

Hidan doesn't feel wanted in the Akatsuki and decides to leave-- but how will he be able to stay away with his memories of Kakuzu lingering? M for language. Yaoi. KakuHida

Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.

They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.

This is the story of Hidan's early life and how he came to be a follower of Jashin. Lots of creepiness and blood and killing, just the way we like it. o

Sasori is captured by Itachi and it's up to Deidara and his friends to save him, and the only way to do that is for Deidara to go back to Wonderland. SasoDei KakuHid KisaIta. rated M for language and yaoi. Sequel to Deidara in Wonderland

A powerful figure from Hidan's past appears. His goals? To create an undead army and take over the world. Rated M for language and violence.

this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan

The Akas are all bored till Tobi finds an interesting book...The ones who loved "Babystting Chaos" then you will love this one to...

It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK

such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida

Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.

Amu's parents are out, so she's babysitting Ami. This being the Hinamori residence, there's sure to be more then one surprise visitor. Better summary inside. Tadase/Amu

CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!

One day while Deidara is in the park he comes across a silver rabbit and is then pulled into a much different world than his own. SasoDei and KakuHid yaoi rated M for language and sexual intercourse. There will be a sequel in the near future :D.

Tobi is an idiot. Itachi is blind. Zetzu is terrified. Hidan is.....tap dancing? OH! The horror! Rated T for some cussing. No pairings.

For Itachi, it's hard to kill your best friend when he died nine years ago. The least he can do is keep his promise to him.

The Akatsuki turn into kids thanks to Pein, now Kakuzu has to take care of them, will it be easy or a living Hell for Kakuzu? R&R, No FLAMES, Pairings inside most Yaoi

Hidan and Kakuzu are caught in the worst heat wave of the summer. Outside of all places! So in a desperate attempt for shelter, and to shut hidan up, they pursue an inn to cool down. But will the price be too much for Kakuzu?

Kakashi Hatake and Obito Uchiha were friends who stuck closer than brothers. Until one fateful day and one horrible accident seperated them for life. Leaving scars both physical and mental that can never heal.

Rugrats meets Akatsuki! What shall ensue? This is what Akatsuki would be like as kids.

After a long time Tobi finally revealed his secret shocking everyone. Tobi's true identity is more frightening then they little ball of cheerfullness and he is determinded to make a certain Akatsuki his, at any cost...

When the Akatsuki break up, what will become of the members? Sasodei, Kakuhidan, Kisaita, Zetobi, and perhaps the tiniest bit of Shikatema. Rated M to be safe. The name for a chapter is a warning of what it contains.

An Akatsuki poem.

It is raining and everyon is bored to death so Kisame suggests a little bet that they should make two teams and that team who first manages to get Hidan and Kakuzu together wins, but winning the bet is harder then it seems...Rating will change later...

[KakuHidan fluff, AU, shounenai] Hey... my hands are cold... can't blame the wind, can you?

Read it. It's funny and mells like Chalupas!

Pain lost a poker match against Tsunade and now he and the whole Akatsuki ned to play Romeo and Juliet on the birthsday party of the Ninja Acadmy in front of everyone...

He can see the forest feel it almost, when he sleeps his dreams are ideal, but though he was loyal, his god gives him a cursed fate of to forever be encased. Lonelieness and fear overtake him and his dreams. WHERE THE HECK IS KAKUZU! Slight KakuHidan

Hidan had always known he was different... My take on how Hidan's past might have been like.

COMPLETE! Being princesses may seem fun, but being a ninja is funner. Sakura and Hinata are princesses, but ran away to Konoha to seek adventure. Romance. Jealousy. Lies. Idiocy. Secret Bloodline. Can the two girls handle all of that? NejiSaku & KibaHina

Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Akatsuki gathers for a night in Konoha. They're a family, after all. Includes Tobi, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Leadersama! Oneshot